Feb 11, 2022 6:17 PM
cascade777
154264
1918
27
Nice smooth underbelly.
cuntybumsox
Mlowlm
Melonfish
CapitalNick
She thic.
drmuelr
Oh LAWD he comin
Markamanic
Air Force: incredibly sophisticated gear retraction system. The internet: Hehe, chonky boi.
TedBuckley
Quizz25S
I don't know what's smoother, that underbelly or that camera zoom.
Skawomplious
It's amazing to me that these things can fly.
fpsnoob
Imo this is the sexiest cargo plane ever made
YourIceCreamMan
tmtowtdi
*slaps roof* This baby can fit so many everythings in it.
cmfler
*slaps roof* ok, now how do I get down from here?
SlappySamsonite
Gulp… gulp, gulp.
zrsio4
That’s sexy
PDXairportCarpetFan
HasteTheFool
Nice smooth underbelly?
whosbestmom
4vie
Engineering has it own beauty. Military engineering, like this specimen is a stellar example of it.
Blackfinity
I think the same of this shot of the F14 (from Top Gun):
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
I always was fascinated with flying... was something similar to this in sears catalog when I was a kid... I think I finally got it
I withdraw the sentiment, but leave the meme
LAMovieDesign
Oh man, the Sears catalog. I got 100 bucks, cold hard cash every birthday and the Sears catalog was like the holy grail. 364 days of options
SoItGoesQuarantineEdition
Can we applaud the camera work?
Bludabeagle
THIS Plane was built in Long Beach, CA!!!
tiderfish
Yeah I was wondering how it was shot. Was cameraman flying along side?
mikeymikec
When it gets cold, it retracts its feet.
theoldsazzledazzle
Well that's adorable
PicassoCT
It was in the pool..
servingmytimeinusersub
Neat
stren
Heckin chonker
ColoradoCattleCo
My brother-in-law flies C-17s out of Anchorage. You'd be amazed how short of a runway those chonkers need to get airborne.
morphis
Kreia
GrumpyOldMillennial
Yep. As big as you think it is, it's bigger. Had them fly in multiple times for pres visits. Tail higher than the concourse roof.
HistoricalFacts
55 feet from ground to tail.
OddScratch
I'd rather have universal healthcare and free education.
Marklar69
Move to Europe.
Cilvaa
The current private insurance system costs MORE than universal healthcare would. No reason the US can't have it, besides assholes in power..
DougDeNasty
Given the large number of humanitarian missions this aircraft performs, I'd put it on fence.
BarfMonger
Why not both? Wouldn't that be something worth protecting?
superbro2211
Get a better political system or move, the second option is unfortunately impossible bc moving is also expensive, america is a wage slave>
Trap
youmetoo
v
yesdearmetoo
Loved this show when I was a kid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIAKj3Gl1E
cellocalypse
Matty3D
The episode where Thunderbird 2 is shot down by accident makes me so sad!
winternal
The flying chonk
TheFifthElementalCase
I came to just say chonk.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Neproctodelas
Nom nom
nouseforanameforthisshit
https://imgur.com/reuPoBw.mp4
DasPumpenStrasse
Big boi
DaveSamsonite
It’d look good in a bikini.
FingerPuppeteer
Should rename it THICC-17
Sarnion
The THICC-17 Thiccmaster III
The preferred name is actually: The Moose, although I like your version equally.
IHaveABoneToPickWithDeath
Only ever heard it called that when they were in the Middle East because it was their squadrons mascot
Vesane
Imagine getting to see this flying up close in your city. Oh wait, my friends in Brisbane got to, last year
headlessness
Did anyone freak out and think a 9/11 was happening?
Haha nup, this was an expected flyover for Riverfire, a fireworks+ show at the end of the annual Brisbane Festival
(this particular video isn't from my mates, but one of them has an apartment on the other side of the river there)
illmanneredkai
I'm so amazed how it glides around so effortlessly
The engines are putting out quite a bit of effort.
GuitarBobMonterey
so kool!
Is that question for Russia?
Нет, но наверное для Украинцев, к сожалению..
Only if they ask. I trained for years to kill Russians and never got to. Feeling nostalgic. До свидания!
ThisUsernameIsTaken123
Randofitter7
This is a masterpiece
gayindianafarmboy
I can hear all of this in his voice.
RevRagnarok
"My Name is OctopussSevenTwo"
theheatman
Rogeee
https://imgur.com/4RUlQwQ
Thorketil
Yoink!
DMorison
Outstanding gif!
Bytencoder
Tl;happy birthday!
boiphamet
Just because I'm obligated...is this gif OC?
No. No idea who made it, but they’re a five star genius
tymonaSmasher
Stop fat shaming you monsters. Planes come in all shapes and sizes, and it is very hard to buy lingerie when you have a 7840 inch waist
It's really good at sticking to a diet. Low carb consumption is its thing.
aurora994
We know they’re big planes, just surprised there’s one almost as big as your mom.
AmyBernadettePenny
Bum bay doors open.
UltimaDoge
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Some of us like a nice thicc empennage ok
Xalaqia
Globemaster Waifu Lingerie photoset coming...
googlegoggleoneofus
CubbyPawws
Its gotta be wider than that...
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
Well. Lets see. 7840 inches is 653(ish) feet. If thats the circumference (c) of the plane and c=2πr then the plane is about 207 feet wide.
Others should feel free to check my math.
VaardArk
You fool. You absolute fool! You rounded far too early, causing you to round your final answer down! 7840/(π*12)=207.9624589734099
Due to this astounding error, you were only 99.5371958101664% correct. Is that all you strive to be in this world? You disgust me.
That is a much sexier equation than what i used.
cuntybumsox
Mlowlm
Melonfish
CapitalNick
She thic.
drmuelr
Oh LAWD he comin
Markamanic
Air Force: incredibly sophisticated gear retraction system. The internet: Hehe, chonky boi.
TedBuckley
Quizz25S
I don't know what's smoother, that underbelly or that camera zoom.
Skawomplious
It's amazing to me that these things can fly.
fpsnoob
Imo this is the sexiest cargo plane ever made
YourIceCreamMan
tmtowtdi
*slaps roof* This baby can fit so many everythings in it.
cmfler
*slaps roof* ok, now how do I get down from here?
SlappySamsonite
Gulp… gulp, gulp.
zrsio4
That’s sexy
PDXairportCarpetFan
HasteTheFool
Nice smooth underbelly?
TedBuckley
whosbestmom
4vie
Engineering has it own beauty. Military engineering, like this specimen is a stellar example of it.
Blackfinity
I think the same of this shot of the F14 (from Top Gun):
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
I always was fascinated with flying... was something similar to this in sears catalog when I was a kid... I think I finally got it
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
I withdraw the sentiment, but leave the meme
LAMovieDesign
Oh man, the Sears catalog. I got 100 bucks, cold hard cash every birthday and the Sears catalog was like the holy grail. 364 days of options
SoItGoesQuarantineEdition
Can we applaud the camera work?
Bludabeagle
THIS Plane was built in Long Beach, CA!!!
tiderfish
Yeah I was wondering how it was shot. Was cameraman flying along side?
mikeymikec
When it gets cold, it retracts its feet.
theoldsazzledazzle
Well that's adorable
PicassoCT
It was in the pool..
servingmytimeinusersub
Neat
stren
Heckin chonker
ColoradoCattleCo
My brother-in-law flies C-17s out of Anchorage. You'd be amazed how short of a runway those chonkers need to get airborne.
morphis
Kreia
GrumpyOldMillennial
Yep. As big as you think it is, it's bigger. Had them fly in multiple times for pres visits. Tail higher than the concourse roof.
HistoricalFacts
55 feet from ground to tail.
OddScratch
I'd rather have universal healthcare and free education.
Marklar69
Move to Europe.
Cilvaa
The current private insurance system costs MORE than universal healthcare would. No reason the US can't have it, besides assholes in power..
DougDeNasty
Given the large number of humanitarian missions this aircraft performs, I'd put it on fence.
BarfMonger
Why not both? Wouldn't that be something worth protecting?
superbro2211
Get a better political system or move, the second option is unfortunately impossible bc moving is also expensive, america is a wage slave>
superbro2211
Trap
youmetoo
yesdearmetoo
Loved this show when I was a kid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIAKj3Gl1E
cellocalypse
Matty3D
The episode where Thunderbird 2 is shot down by accident makes me so sad!
winternal
The flying chonk
TheFifthElementalCase
I came to just say chonk.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Neproctodelas
Nom nom
nouseforanameforthisshit
https://imgur.com/reuPoBw.mp4
DasPumpenStrasse
Big boi
DaveSamsonite
It’d look good in a bikini.
FingerPuppeteer
Should rename it THICC-17
Sarnion
The THICC-17 Thiccmaster III
LAMovieDesign
The preferred name is actually: The Moose, although I like your version equally.
IHaveABoneToPickWithDeath
Only ever heard it called that when they were in the Middle East because it was their squadrons mascot
Vesane
Imagine getting to see this flying up close in your city. Oh wait, my friends in Brisbane got to, last year
headlessness
Did anyone freak out and think a 9/11 was happening?
Vesane
Haha nup, this was an expected flyover for Riverfire, a fireworks+ show at the end of the annual Brisbane Festival
Vesane
(this particular video isn't from my mates, but one of them has an apartment on the other side of the river there)
illmanneredkai
I'm so amazed how it glides around so effortlessly
BarfMonger
The engines are putting out quite a bit of effort.
GuitarBobMonterey
so kool!
BarfMonger
Is that question for Russia?
Vesane
Нет, но наверное для Украинцев, к сожалению..
BarfMonger
Only if they ask. I trained for years to kill Russians and never got to. Feeling nostalgic. До свидания!
ThisUsernameIsTaken123
Randofitter7
This is a masterpiece
gayindianafarmboy
I can hear all of this in his voice.
RevRagnarok
"My Name is OctopussSevenTwo"
theheatman
Rogeee
https://imgur.com/4RUlQwQ
Thorketil
Yoink!
DMorison
Outstanding gif!
Bytencoder
Tl;happy birthday!
boiphamet
Just because I'm obligated...is this gif OC?
ThisUsernameIsTaken123
No. No idea who made it, but they’re a five star genius
tymonaSmasher
Stop fat shaming you monsters. Planes come in all shapes and sizes, and it is very hard to buy lingerie when you have a 7840 inch waist
BarfMonger
It's really good at sticking to a diet. Low carb consumption is its thing.
aurora994
We know they’re big planes, just surprised there’s one almost as big as your mom.
AmyBernadettePenny
Bum bay doors open.
UltimaDoge
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Some of us like a nice thicc empennage ok
Xalaqia
Globemaster Waifu Lingerie photoset coming...
googlegoggleoneofus
CubbyPawws
Its gotta be wider than that...
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
Well. Lets see. 7840 inches is 653(ish) feet. If thats the circumference (c) of the plane and c=2πr then the plane is about 207 feet wide.
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
Others should feel free to check my math.
VaardArk
You fool. You absolute fool! You rounded far too early, causing you to round your final answer down! 7840/(π*12)=207.9624589734099
VaardArk
Due to this astounding error, you were only 99.5371958101664% correct. Is that all you strive to be in this world? You disgust me.
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
That is a much sexier equation than what i used.