“Look Trix, I know it’s our job to help this guy and everything, but I think this guy’s a lost cause. He’s obviously made up his mind, why don’t we just cut our losses and get out of here.”

Jan 20, 2025 4:52 AM

ElbowDeepInAHorse

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Yay Smiling Friends!

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Yo we're Glimmy and Trixie and we don't fuck about gonna fix your fuckin' friendship while we eat each other out. All we know about method is the first four letters, gonna fix it up by fucking up until it gets better. Need help with your brother? We'll say we're gonna try then we'll talk to him once a be like fuck that guy. Show up to group therapy black out drunk. This ain't no official mission we're keeping it crunk.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm Mr Frog!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think I can fix him if I just

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'd say "I read in in their voices" but I'm not sure which ones to use.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Heheheheh

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1 year ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

You ain't seen nothin' 'til you follow Ellie on bsky.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh, sweety, I’m already there v

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

I’m not so sure about this. I feel like the vast majority of Usersub would actually be encouraging with carrots and sugar cubes in the hopes of laying siege to the frontpage.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The carrots are for eating... Right? R-right? F-for e... Why are you making that face?

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*winks irresponsibly* because @OP’s post is missing the #wink_responsibly tag.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0