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Jun 11, 2017 8:19 PM
thegayestunicorn
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Greyz
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Ludwigofthepotatoppl
how the fuck has #5 turned yellow with age
haveanothergif
I have that exact table but I'm not social enough to have a conversation with a friend of a friend
Synai
So I just read an article that says broomsticks were used as a means to take drugs via cooch...
doctorpenguinphd
"Witches" would apply psychotropic drugs to broomsticks, since the best way to get it into their system was to then "ride" them.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
Hayashima
Long hot showers also relax muscles, so you can use that as an excuse to hide your pain if someone starts asking questions...
DwedPiwateWoberts
#4 oh dumps, how do you know my life so well
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
Wintosha
On the ghost one: In a lot of supernatural fictions it takes many years for spirits to gain enough energy to be able to be seen or heard.
Kohoutek73
If the glass was filled and emptied, it's empty.
ArjacRockfistChampionOfTheKingsGuard
"Sorry for ruin your philosophy"
drewgolas
#33 if you think that ruins the philosophy of it, you misunderstand the scenario entirely
DrEgg
agreed. The point of the scenario is that you don't know if it is for filling or emptying
Jacob12jr
Most appropriate chuck e cheese meme ever
masonion1956
Upvoted only for #1
MrJimmyRustles
MegaDeuce
Later:
haveanothergif
so that's what the curling brooms are actually for
ForTaxReasons
Jokes on you Yale researchers I consciously use hot showers as a substitute for emotional warmth hah
hockeyham
#11 "VAGINAS" is 7 letters
samsonguy920
Vaginas don't even do the holding for nine months.
HighSlayerRalton
*You're
Scottchr
Convergent
Thank you. #1 for those who scrolled through all of them and forgot. 50 in a dump is too much.
jkxs
Amazon Prime X isn't real, right?
Robvp
Don't think so, but they do have some service where they do same day delivery on select areas
jkxs
Yeah! It's available in the Northern VA/Washington DC area. I was just thinking there is no way Prime X is real even if you lived next door.
firepyroman
That witch broomstick one is entirely incorrect. www.forbes.com/sites/davidkroll/2012/10/31/witches-broomsticks-and-flying-heres-why/
LaTransDragon
I read "Two cannonballs give each other a blowjob"....
MissLemonade
And I read "Two Cannabis"..
ProxyPlayerHD
FraxinusIronclad
Is #7 accurate? I don't speak Spanish so it could be saying something about 47 dancing porcupines for all I know
Wintosha
Yep! Totally true.
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
#44 more like whackerman dohohoho
Tchyrimi
AngryFoodTerror
Maelstrom88
or minuteman
eightcastles
#17 Just watched that movie. What a touching depiction of a gay mans struggle for acceptance.
inmat
what movie
eightcastles
the babadook https://www.vox.com/explainers/2017/6/9/15757964/gay-babadook-lgbtq
inmat
ah yes lovely my new role model
eightcastles
yes friend join the BabaDiscourse
Vencakes
#26 I legitimately use salt in my black coffee in place of sugar and creamer, and it's great
iDontWantMyUsernameToBeMyRealNameAnymore
HillOfBeans
ForTaxReasons
I have concerns
Vencakes
Although I prefer creamer and sweet shit in it, whenever we're out of it I use salt. It renders out the bitter while leaving it tasty
Vencakes
2/2 ... http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2012/12/should-you-put-salt-in-your-coffee-reduce-bitterness.html#comments-233231
ForTaxReasons
No but what about...like...health reasons? I feel like that's just too much sodium
jeejeejerrycotton
Why did it take him 16 hours to run a bitmap through an ASCIIzer program? Was he running it on a 386 or something?
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DownvoteMeToInfinityAndBeyond
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thegayestunicorn
I really don't know, but it's hilarious
heartlessninja6
I'll remember that for next then.
WhyAmIEvenAlive
+1 for ASCII
compfreak530
8086 to be exact
frombolognaa
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gramma42ton
I have a MatLab script that does this automatically.
jeejeejerrycotton
OH WELL AREN'T YOU THE SMART KGB AGENT
ionlywritethings
Im thinking he typed it from scratch.. like the first ASCII art was made.
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
yeah a tumblr user did this in the 2010s, sure
theyar
ASCII art from scratch never looked that good.
GlimpseOfCrabs
Spoiler: He didn't
jeejeejerrycotton
He did not.
UnfortunatelyImTheHighKingOfSkyrim
+1 because I have had a shitty conversation with a friend of a friend at 2 am while sitting at that exact table.
Starrkprimera
Same here
aloneinacrowdedroom
I had a really intense convo while high with a close friend. Best talk i cant remember.
UnfortunatelyImTheHighKingOfSkyrim
I've had some great convos at that table as well, don't get me wrong. But I've also definitely had a few awkward and shitty ones.
helpidontknowmyname
Do drunken shitty in-laws count? Then yes, many convos.
UnfortunatelyImTheHighKingOfSkyrim
Oh yes. They definitely count.
SparklDriver
DreadPierateRoberts
That what those tables are for
thegayestunicorn
Aw man, now i want to give you all the upvotes... your username is awesome plus nobody deserves sadness :(
UnfortunatelyImTheHighKingOfSkyrim
Upvote away, but there was no sadness. Only cheap beer and awkwardness.
thegayestunicorn
Well you still deserve upvotes.
halfhumanhalfpie
-1 cause ive had lots of great conversation at that table at 2am!
VoltageXL1
Yeah same here. I enjoyed the convos.
ripepitaph
Same. Random people I've never seen again but amazing convos. Idk why it says shitty
tehzpoon
When you realize you were the friend of a friend, and the only one who thought the conversation was great
UnfortunatelyImTheHighKingOfSkyrim
I LOL'd. But hey, if you had a great time then fuck what they thought about it.
tehzpoon
Word. Enjoy life. It's your right, just as much as anyone else's. If they aren't enjoying themselves, they can go enjoy themselves elsewhere
Retromorphic
Yeah fuck everybody else as long as your happy ;)
Turtleproof
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thegayestunicorn
<3
Turtleproof
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Turtleproof
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thegayestunicorn
adorable omg
Turtleproof
No, you are. http://media.giphy.com/media/QsxZLiVeDIxc4/giphy.gif
thegayestunicorn