iwasdoingfinelurking
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Fried Onion Flower.
Aug 2, 2018 2:09 PM
iwasdoingfinelurking
142018
3711
58
TheFastpaws
But I hate onions.
limbclinicpc
No melted cheese inbetween, 5/10 apply yourself
xPaird
That's a big onion
TehStoner
No thanks
JudgeMentaI
I wish I could find somewhere in Montreal that serves Blooming Onions
BlackSiren32
Americans, what the fuck
JestersWing
L that's just bloomin' glorious.
GarikFaceLoran
They ruined it by pouring the sauce/cheese on it. You let me dip that shit myself!
Misan6
I would eat a whole one of these motherfuckers in a sitting. I have actually lol soooo good omfg
Cereaza
Thanks for giving me another idea for my next cheat day. 10lbs down, then it's a BLOOMIN ONION!
InoffensivePablum
KiltedCurmudgeon
I’m not crying, you’re cryin....Damn. Onion.
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ISavePrettyGirlsInMyFavorites
They should have sent a poet
TealButterfly
Emotional.. anger! What’s that yellow stuff they put on it?! It’ll make it soggy..
modicumjones
Either a real ghetto honey mustard like dip, or some even worse attempt at queso
Mysnackpack
MrCroupAndMrVandemar
Awesome Blossom. Extra Awesome!
DrChimRichulds
100%
digifuzzy
When onion rings are not enough...
Thundrmonkey
Haven’t had one of these in a long time. Now I’m hungry.
DangerousNoodle
For the life of me, I cannot make these without them being a slimy mess no matter how hot I get the oil!
DCA4242
Spike is happy https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8c/7d/72/8c7d72174259ba361a7de9ea0c7fb21b--blooming-onion-the-spike.jpg
thatguyfawks
So good, but so many calories.
ChefBgob
ahhh brings back memories from working at Saddlebrook Resort =)
Foomart
As in Wesley Chapel FL ?
ChefBgob
Yes
Keibrina
Wanna eat a whole onion? No? How about we cut it to look like a flower and deep fry it first? You'll take two? excellent.
SeeMyVests
Wanna eat six string cheese in a row?
Keibrina
Actually yeah I kinda do.
SeeMyVests
Well then you’re gonna love when they’re battered, deep fried, and served with marinara!
ABSunny
Wanna eat a raw beef patty? No? How about we throw it on the grill and add salty rocks. You'll take two? Great
idrinkcheapbeer
It's fucking fried onion. get over yourself.
SeeMyVests
Who hurt you?
idrinkcheapbeer
someone that got emotional over a fried onion.
jvjk
That’s a nice onion flower
funniestusername
As an Australian I can guarantee you that no one eats those here
longlongtimelurker92
We don’t want those here
squip
Well you're missing out.
LuciusNeedful
You're just jealous of our humongous American genetically altered, nutrient void, carcinogenic onions.
BaronSpaghetti
I'm pretty sure we slapped the aussie name on it because it is likely to kill us.
ithinkimaybenuts
I was led to believe these were held upside down in freezing water first to hold their shape.
dijital101
You were led wrong.
AtYourFuneral
I need that onion cutter.
MikeHawck
Do you already have a giant fryer?
Butwhatwouldiwear
Could you use a smaller onion and an apple cutter?
NotSoDarkKnight
Yes. But then I can’t make a dank meme out of it. Win some, ya lose some.
Muenyn
Nah. The angle keeps the onion from having the layers cut all the way down...would leave a huge core, and cut the slivers way too wide
MyCaruba
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001TV1JVI/ref=psdc_289783_t3_B001E41OWY Here you go! All for the low low price of all your money.
MyCaruba
Or a knockoff home-version for much less https://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0007UX88O/ref=dp_olp_all_mbc?ie=UTF8&condition=all
AtYourFuneral
Better. Thanks!
notleftshark
i want one but last time i had a blooming onion i dam near had to call in a hazmat team for the smell of the gas explosion from my anus
AtYourFuneral
Sweet Jesus! I don’t need that onion cutter.
vikingvampireangel
If you give me sauce in the middle, don't drizz it on top.
AJ2071
aye - my thoughts exactly - failed on the presentation basically
Arkayb33
Looks like ogre cum
SerenePrincess013
After having been married to one, I can assure you hat it does not, in fact, resemble ogre semen.
bodeman
J0hnnyBlack
oldhagg
whitter86
Thank you! This makes the breading soggy. Also that looks like the nacho sauce you get at a gas station
RatKingCerf
I think its honey mustard not nacho sauce
whitter86
well that would make more sense
bazookat00th
GingerFabulous
This is off putting. But sweet text reflection
VoidofStatic
HQG
whitter86
http://78.media.tumblr.com/b55491496e835149fffb7a7ca46b948d/tumblr_mlih3rTLNI1rlbrhso3_400.gif
GingerFabulous
Haha I like your style
Nivvi
Damn you Americans for having big onions, i cant find big ones in UK T_T
RoquetoBT
Can't find them in Portugal either, but contrary to what most people might think, if you look for organic onions, they can be big af
TheCalmLlama
They are the white onions pal, can get them at supermarkets sometimes
westboundbiker
Just gotta grow your own, I guess! https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/17/article-2038439-0DED700F00000578-654_308x185.jpg
CziltangBrone
So order some '10-15' onion seeds and grow some
nashira
Wouldn’t it be a little more acceptable to eat an entire onion if it were smaller?
Dudeitsausername
Fuck no, the bigger the better
CziltangBrone
It's meant to be shared as an appetizer.
PolarHailStorm
Sainsbury's do a three pack of white onions which are fairly large.
KleptoKea
The USA has big everything. Big food, big sodas, big cars, big people, etc
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Make friends with someone who owns an allotment. Big old onions and other veggies plus no pesticides or preservatives
WellThatsOriginal
You should see the onions in Texas. Whoa!
Nivvi
Size of the pumpkin ?
KaladasCRZY
Ya, until they start growing
LookingOutAtTheDoomedEarthSheBreathedaSighAsEverythingHadBecome
I've seen an onion near marfa, TX that was the size of a Buick.
Alkuam2
Billy the beef tallow boy. ♫Hey there Billy, can ya deep fry the Buick? Well ok, but he'll probably puick.♫
SlapMySlapper
Uwotm8? They sill massive ones in Lidl and Aldi, also try going to a farm shop in or around your area.
Qaetan
Wait, what? Y'all haven't cultivated bigger onions?
CziltangBrone
You just let them get bigger before harvesting them.
VariouslyStated
if you can, look for sweet walla walla onions. They generally get big. Dunno if USA exports them though...
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Delicious, too. You can just about eat some of them straight.
DeBallZ
It's hard to find onions this big in a normal supermarket in the US.
dijital101
Not at all. Your grocery stores must suck where you live.
TwoSquirrelsInAWoolSock
Not in the south. :)
flyingmonsters
No way. They are freaking huge on the east coast
VariouslyStated
sweet walla walla onions. they are out there, they are delicious.
aninvisiblemaniac
nah not for me this is slightly above average size in Ohio grocery stores
pizzapartyhard
Depends, are those vidalia?
dijital101
Likely a Walla Walla variety. Vidalias will have too much sugar and water and will get too limp.
dailycupofjoe
Not on the East coast. I see this every trip to Harris Teeter. This one looks slightly bigger than a fist before sliced open
itsBuddy
Vidalia, Georgia.
burtonvelocity
Crikey, it's a bloomin onion.
TheRealFireFrenzy
o7 thank you good sir/maam/Bell AH-1 Super cobra attackhelicopter
Dani3113
Missed opportunity for "so beautiful it will make you cry". Cuz you know. Onions.
MobiusStripClub
I see what you're doing and applaud you
redympshyn
Why the fuck would you drizzel the sauce on it so I have to use 47 napkins to kill my heart?
groxx
Grown by planting onion seeds in the bloomin ground, from what I've heard.
chrishallett83
Australians don't eat these. I'd never even heard of them until recently.
pizzapartyhard
I’m glad that’s what people think of rather than the awesome blossom.
Jagernot
outback president "we have a better food, they have a better name"
lerbuddey
Actually I don’t think it is, that’s not the bloom sauce. I work at an outback. Looks better than ours actually.
cajunbrewer
Worked at an OB for 10years, that ain’t OB. Fuck, I dont miss making that shit either. Working makeup or sauté was worse though.
roggabloggin
Yeah, the flour is Orange from all the spices at OB. Worked at one for 6 years. Dont miss it.
ChaosandChaos
Worked at one for a year. Fuck that place, I've worked in lots of kitchens over the years, from family owned to casinos. That place treated
ChaosandChaos
Employees like slaves. Back of house at least.
JessieJanson
They used to be good, then something happened and they stopped cooking them properly and they are basically raw near the center. Disgusting.
JessieJanson
stopped eating there years ago as it was pretty much the only reason to go.
PutinHarvest
as an aussie, what the fuck is a bloomin onion
Syk0tik0ne
Wait. So Australians don't just sit around, drinking Foster's and eating fried onions?
PutinHarvest
surprise surprise fosters is a fucking terrible beer. we have either vb or 4x, which are alright cold, or we have a massive craft beer scene
snipedwat
It's a well known appetizer that looks like the onion above at a restaurant called outback steakhouse
PutinHarvest
as if we have the physical dexterity for that, we're mostly angry and drunk
PutinHarvest
oh yea i know that much but why the fuck do people think that shits from australia
dramaticpaws
There's no rules, just steak.
CertifiedTintinologist
prob because all the commercials for Outback have an Australian-accented guy saying "crikey, its a blooming onion!"
pizzapartyhard
WHAT?! Next thong you’ll tell me Taco Bell ain’t from Meheeco!
snipedwat
It's marketed as such