This is why Russia can't have nice things

Jul 1, 2016 4:28 AM

KenLance

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This is why Russia can't have nice things

Wow, first trip to the front page ever! Send me the stuff for science..

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Too much Vodka?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm imagining a Doppler-effect-riddled "La Cucaracha" horn blaring as it drives past.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even though it's Ukraine? Check the car plates mate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank goodness for that Ambulance!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CYKA BLYAT

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Silver car driver probably dead now, or shipped to Siberia

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should have crushed that dumas car trying to pass, that'll teach em!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is not russian,it's ukrainian.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUdGB-MuBME

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was a lot of Blyets.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suddenly, BMP-2.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But this is not Russia. C'mon, look at the ambulance car. It's definitely not Russian.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Hardbass intensifies)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that Russians ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's highly offensive, dude.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This what happens when you put racing stripes on a tank.

9 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

Lmao

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one died and the driver of the car was reprimanded for causing the accident. Tank was DOA. Following week a Ukrainian tank did kill 2.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is that car playing chicken with a tank?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nyoom

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Send me the stuff for science". Well I haven't cringed that hard in a while...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wow ! Did the tank avoid the car on purpose ? Not Russia.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Correct. This is Ukraine.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Leeeeeeerroooooooooy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ukraine

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why Russia CAN have nice thing, like half of Europe and Cuba.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the actual caption is that Ukrainian bmp2 heading to east ukraine to fight last year

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This .gif is way older than the Russian invasion (of Ukraine, at least...)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, more like around 2014, early 2015

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that exactly is why Russia can't have nice things like the Crimean peninsula.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because of Ukrainian crashed their vehicles?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Expected a tree to disappear.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Russia can't have nice things because it is a corrupt kleptocracy.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

k

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So is U.S, what's your point?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Nah. Not anywhere near to the same extent. The US didn't start off by having it's real estate and businesses raided for cents on the dollar.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Pretty sure that was a Ukrainian flag I saw. Can't be certain, was just a glimpse.

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

"I guarantee that there are no Russian tanks in Ukraine." -- V.Putin

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

That's not ukraine national flag, but more like a battalion or regiment flag

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It is

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

He did say Russian

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good call

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also a Ukrainian license plate on that car.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I think that's what he/she was referring to, yes, you can see the yellow/blue combo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's also a flag behind that car, with yellow, maybe blue, on it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, I was talking about the flag on the armoured vehicle.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

did I watch a bunch of people die?

9 years ago | Likes 237 Dislikes 1

It's just a flesh wound.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 37

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Don't worry. The tank was just fine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah they good. "In soviet russia-..." Wait no driving a tank off a cliff kills you in russia too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is like the cat you don't know if they are dead or alive until someone checks on them so just font check then not as sad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're Russians, they only die in the movies

9 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

And occasionally falling off of really tall things

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not people. Russians.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Personally, I just saw a tank go by real fast and then a bunch of glare.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Just like a J.J. Abrams movie.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Naw, they weren't tied down to the tank and just flew off into the sunset.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Saluting To the sound of a stoic, yet melancholy, Cold War anthem; as they pummel the air with nationalistic pride... I'm guessing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fly away you crazy rooskies.....fly away....*single tear*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

Dennis the Menace gif?! Fucking awesome +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A appo

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

When you die in Russia you don't actually die.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

you respawn as a terrorist in a FPS

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only applies if you are Russian and you blood contains some amount of vodka...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you're German.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thank god I'm from Finland

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You had the White Death.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone doesn't know the "always break, never swerve" rule

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

That thing looks really damn heavy so I doubt it would've stopped within a reasonable distance.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Id say 3-4 vehicle lengths: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCk_l-IRyJg

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That isn't a dirt road. It's a lot easier to stop on pavement than a lose dirt road.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those things take like, 15 seconds to come to a complete stop. It would have just slid into the car.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean they are driving a tank... why even slow down?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a tank. It's not likely to break, as it's strong enough to easily handle smashing through a car.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Technically, it is not a tank. I'm not sure what it is, likely an APC or IFV of sorts, but it's not a tank.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

its a BMP-2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is an APC, correct?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, it carries 7 troops in the back, and supports them with it's 30mm autocannon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

* it's a big multi-ton[ne] open-roofed vehicle with a huge gun on the front. It's not likely to break.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not open-roofed though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There you go. But armoued vehicle would've also been acceptable.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

armoured* mister nitpicker

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0