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People tend to forget that Jesus wasn't born in Washington...
Unleash the downvotes middle America
Feb 10, 2017 2:26 AM
GlazedNConfuzed
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Unleash the downvotes middle America
Derpercaust
Was.
Oinko
We gotta do this again?
TweakerTheBarbarian
We all know Jesus was a Franco-Prussian carpenter?
Sokonomi
And it, too, should be banished. People worry about vaccines, but its religion that causes the most autism.
jsnforce
Yeah, and?
imherefortheplot
Aren't they both from the book of Abraham or are they Abrahamic religions? I can't remember.
CanadianlDude
Nah was more like the north west middle east south
raedeshe
juicebox1234
What's your point?
MrWolfwood
Thanks facebook from 2 weeks ago and every day since
PietroAretino
Psst Islam was based off of Christianity and Christianity was based off of Judaism and Judaism was based off of bullshit.
LookAtMyUserNameAndUpvoteThisComment
Tell that to the Church of Latter Day Saints
IsaacZehPanda
As a Mormon
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CtrlAndW
True, but it started ROMAN around!
Luxtaposition
And wasn't white...
Sm9yCg
Jesus was, from birth to death, a Jew.
uusseerrssuubb
Can I still not like any religion from there or am I just going to be ganged up on?
SidneyHarbor
You'd be in good company with Mao Zedong. His famous quote was "Religion is poison."
zzij
IsaacZehPanda
You can be an edgy fuck like @op and go after everyone who has a different opinion, or just let people live peacefully.
gmanfan86
We're aware.
IsaacZehPanda
@op doesn't realize we love the Middle East, just not the tyrannical theocratical governments controlling it. Israel is chill though.
CheekyBreeki
I mean Israel isn't that chill tbh
MarshallDaemon
Shh. They can't hear you over their banjo.
CowboyZ
Also, Christians and Muslims pray to the same God.
DontGiveAFudge
"Same god" whose messengers brought different messages (or in the Jews case, never showed up)
GoodGameYoungLad
Idk y u got downvoted Jews also pray to the same god actually if u look at each religion they're pretty much the same till the new testament
dmdcrafter
What does this have to do with anything?
IsaacZehPanda
It doesn't, op is 13 and just learned about evolution for the first time in biology class so he thinks he's an atheist now
eduroa
No, spread the word so they get kicked out too. ;)
MakeMeStarlit
Jesus is jewish. Christianity follows what Jesus taught, if anyone has questions just go to gotquestions.org i cant explain stuff atm
DigitalAvalanche
Psss, Christianity is also BS, just like all the other man made religions...
iaminfiniteOSL
Personal faith is such a joke, Hah! Not me though, I'm smart! I'm not gonna go to Med school cuz I underachive, but I'm super smurt!!!
Obnoxor
I love this. Also no way on earth Jesus was a white guy if he even really existed
GoodGameYoungLad
Fun fact where jesus was born is part of West Asian technically he's Asian
GoodGameYoungLad
Not like oriental obviously but Asian non the less
TheLowKing
Jesus was born in the middle east, but it only really became a religion rather than a Jewish sect after the First Council of Nicaea.
gmanfan86
Dat's true.
PizzaGovorun
To get hundreds of bishops to a synod kinda implies there had been already a church.
Xecryo
Well yeah just look at all the wars they've started in history and all the people they try to oppress. Clearly not a religion of peace
Rsav52
The crusades
opkraut
It's almost like there was this huge Reformation where they learned from constantly going to war...
ColtTheKid
Are talking about the crusades? The ones after about a dozen of sieges and overthrows from Islam?
Ragnarok1030
Exactly. 4 centuries of muslim crusades..before the western crusades. People to ignore that Islam, hasn't really been non violent
whyteraven74
First crusade was just before 1100, the Albigensian Crusade which focused solely on Christians in France, 1209-29.
gmanfan86
Nice generalization.
Ragnarok1030
That's not a generalization. That's history.
Daloth
You mean like what most Christians do about Muslims despite having never read any of the belief structures?
ColtTheKid
There's verses in the quran that say to go to war with non-believers. That's all I really need to know.
gmanfan86
You're absolutely right. But does that make it okay?
zzij
It's something called radical Islam and sharia law that's frightening. Ya know convert or die.
nonstopfox
Hush before you educate some people you heathen
RoseFaery
Then why didn't we ban some of the countries with the strictest Sharia laws?
Voidkom
Because presumably the obama administration list was flawed.
donkypuncharello
So you're cool with the executive order so long as it includes Saudi Arabia?
RoseFaery
Blanket blocking of people with green cards or visas? No. Blanket blocking refugees (since we already have strict rules)? No. Increasing >>
RoseFaery
>> Some of the restrictions? Maybe. Reforming a lot of the system? Yes. But the order as written? Hell no, even if they added Saudi Arabia.
PirateRubberDuck
The standard practice of Christianity for a long time. Where are you going with this?
CanadianlDude
The beginning of Christianity was Christians getting killed then Christian's killing then let people be. Basically
Crumbsly
Christianity has changed and gone through reforms. however its clear to see Islam is an outdated religion with barbaric tendencies.
Slorpthegillman
That's a broad paintbrush yer using there buddy. Tell me more about your experience with Indonesians?
missleadinginiformation
I actually researched why things are so peaceful there. Long story short its very complicated but things arent going too well lately
PirateRubberDuck
Christianity is too. There is a Christian terrorist group called Anti-balaka, There are reports of them eating Muslims in 2014.
PirateRubberDuck
Do I need to mention the actions between Catholics and Protestants? They are both Christian groups and blow each other up.
iaminfiniteOSL
Republicans don't care...they care about *Murica TM...not the world. Islam = bad. Christianity = good. It's a simple world for a republican
Nuhlinga
Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem, Connecticut?
ODSTsRule
Jesus would have looked more like an Iranian when an French pale dude.
Czck
That's what mormons believe
DanteJCross
Actually Mormons believe in those 3 days he was dead he magicked himself to the us to talk to the sea faring Jews who had just arrived.
spcmansspiff
Bethlehem texas
dramkaramka
Isn't it the guy from Sherlock?
showmeyourkimchi
Nah Bethlehem, South Africa.
Ciffer
Nazareth actually.
PizzaGovorun
No, I wasn't!
CraftedLine
TIL
herbicarnivorous
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, dumbass.
nopem8
I think you mean Bethleham, Canada
Counterfit
It was Bethlehem, New Hampshire, you dipsticks
TheWolfWhoPlaysWithFire
Right around the corner fron Nazareth pa
AGracefulCombover
easton, PA here. those other towns are religious nuts.
LittleLadyChaos
Right next door to Florida and off Floridas coast is Hawaii. It's basic math everyone knows how to spell.
TheWolfWhoPlaysWithFire
https://imgur.com/xhJgAlN
DickbuttCeraJavertSpanishInquisition
This already has a downvote, so keep in mind before you downvote again: THIS REPLY IS A JOKE. Thank you for your time.
SpongebobReferences
Don't worry, I kept that in mind as I downvoted.
thatwilldopigly
Nope, Bethlehem, New Hampshire
TheKingOfConquerors
Wait, more than one person has heard of Bethlehem, New Hampshire?
thatwilldopigly
The only reason I know of it is because I currently work in the town of Carroll which is right next to it
TheKingOfConquerors
I'm from Jefferson myself. I love the area. My father used to work for the police in Carroll/Twin Mtn.
thatwilldopigly
I'm a snowmobile guide in Bartlett, but a couple days a week I work at our location in Carroll, It's a drive but I love it up there.
RandoCalrizzian
It's not the country of origin that worries people. It's all the terrorism, beheadings, and throwing gays off roofs that frighten people.
KillaMaaki
Which the refugees currently fleeing to literally anywhere else on earth are CLEARLY just fine with.
SherMattLockSmith
You mean the things happening in the three countries Trump DIDN'T ban people from? Golly gee willikers Batman!
8hourgamer
then why were the places where it happens most not on the list?
Raven2311
Yes cus everyone in those countries does those things. Think we should stop ppl coming here from America to save our schools from shootings
crnjones101
Now that’s old fashioned Christianity!
Teatypie
Y'all should have paid attention in history class.
NM156
Remember the middle ages when the Christians were doing the terrorism, beheading, and gay tossing?
tooomanysteves
Yes, that is why we hate Christians.
whyteraven74
So let's declare all Muslims are like ISIS, brilliant.
IsaacZehPanda
You think only Isis kills gays? Lol. Saudi Arabia Iran, Iraq, Somalia, Afghanistan, turkey. Only difference is that ISIS does it publicly.
Soulwindow
Somalia has nothing to do with the IS. Somalia has a pirate/warlord problem.
ColtTheKid
They aren't the only ones in the Middle East doing that.
iaminfiniteOSL
And how much of that happens in America? How much of that happens with the 2m muslims in America? Oh none...so not islam but middle east? k.
RandoCalrizzian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_battles_and_other_violent_events_by_death_toll#Terrorist_attacks well there is less terrorism in the 1
RandoCalrizzian
US in general because we have a very strict immigration policy. The fact that the US isn't as bad as countries with Sharia law isn't a 2
RandoCalrizzian
very good case for importing that ideology. 3
kasaku
That's in the middle east, why would people in the US worry about that?
MoneybagsMcGee
In the US*
doubleormuffin
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
BlackDragoness
We all share this planet, and if shit hits the fan, everyone will get dirty. We should be worried.
YoureBeingSieged
Because the people that do that over there want to kill most of us too.
kasaku
And yet it's almost exclusively Christians doing the killing here.
MoreCowBellBaby
And they want to come here in fairly large numbers. And we do the know who wants to throw gays off roofs, and who REALLY wants to.
GoodGameYoungLad
Oooor it's possible that most of them want to escape from the maniacs throwing gays off roofs that's also a possibility
Daringgonzo
Hilarious! White far right Christians protesting middle east immigrants when they subscribe to a religion from THE FUCKING MIDDLE EAST.
IsaacZehPanda
Or we just hate sharia law and don't want to turn into Sweden.
KillaMaaki
Why do you think Sharia Law matters literally at all? Do you just think it'll, somehow, get adopted because reasons?
whyteraven74
Or you have no fucking idea what sharia is, and you're giving in to asshole fearmongers.
Daringgonzo
Four men has to witness a rape for a charge can be made. Do not ever try to defend sharia law.
GoodGameYoungLad
Smh do ppl even research things like sharia law or do they just go based on any fear mongering bs rant they hear? And here's my issue yes 1)
GoodGameYoungLad
Sharia law is a thing but 90% of ppl who follow the Islamic faith don't follow it to a t...and honestly we can't talk Cuz our bible tells 2)
GoodGameYoungLad
Us to we should be stoning sinners there's this little thing called progressive thinking and just how we are allowed to advance beyond 3)
IsaacZehPanda
I know what it is, do you? How about I rape your fucking wife and children with some friends of mine? If no men see us, we can't be charged.
IsaacZehPanda
And if I claim that your wife is a whore and provoked the rape, guess who's going to get beheaded? Not me.
ColtTheKid
I mean I would've used some different analogies but yea look up sharia law...