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May 13, 2017 3:56 AM
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Strostkovy
It's not like god reads them anyway
mexicanben
best watch it ...ya might get someone come in an tell you...what dumbasses ya are ...not me...
emkev
Except it's all dick pics.
mexicanben
folders will be available soon...(@sarah cackling nda background)...
trujello2013
FOOOOLLLDDDEEERRRRSSSSS
Poketroid
culverdrive
Imprettybadatnamesandshit
What happend today?
PascalCasedUserName
Hello, @sarah. You know, I have an aunt named Sara. She spells it right.
WhatIsAnInternet
@sarah my mums called sarah, she spells it right
AnonymousNigerianPrince
What movie is this?
setanta89
4real? Bruce almighty.
Deadpoolio7
Bruce Almighty. If you don't know what movie it is, then how do you spell beautiful?
astrogeek
@sarah
Duck707
@sarah
CheekyHeckingNinja
@sarah
DukeSplit
Okay, I only just noticed that the message service is called Yahweh, and I love that little detail so much.
DukeSplit
For any people who aren't weirdo mythology nerds like me, it's an alternate anglicization of YHWH, one of the names for God. (1/2)
DukeSplit
(2/2) Jehovah is another, more common spelling.
Oddmonster
Fun movie, but if he had the powers of "God" he could read, understand, and reply to every prayer easily because he is all powerfull.
mountainofpuppies
Power doesn't equal knowledge. That the great cheeto foe example.
Oddmonster
True but "all knowing" is one of Gods powers, so by granting him the power of God, he would also be all knowing(and all wise, all migty etc)
cousteau
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110630.gif
McJaews
God was a bit of a dick in that movie. He gave Bruce jurisdiction only in his state, but responsibility for the whole world.
adhdtv
Why not split himself into a work driven untiring half and a fun half so he can enjoy both aspects of being god?
PascalCasedUserName
Oh no, not New York... Just greater Buffalo.
Punderstandable
I think the point of that was that even controlling one city had worldwide repercussions. How much worse would control or the world be?
McJaews
Another cruel trick is allowing Bruce to be potentially omnipotent but not omniscient, making him unable to foresee consequences.
Punderstandable
Well, then he wouldn't be Bruce. The whole point was that Bruce thought he could do better.
McJaews
The whole point was that Bruce thought God was a dick, and God wanted to show him that his job wasn't that simple. But God cheats.
Raenon
Isn't that pretty much both the Old and New Testament in a nutshell?
DamianWinters
I feel like the prayer stuff would be easy. Just say no to them all. isn't that gods whole thing about not getting involved?
HeatFromFire
That's what Bruce ended up doing.
cousteau
That'd go against his "I can do better than you" rant.
hippybobby
BTW, @sarah you see what this prayer program has? FOLDERS... FOLDERS SARAH... PLS?
IUpvoteScience
Cera plz
docmarblerunnerbill
Yes! I'm from the future. We got folders now and it's great!
jinith
Well it's starting to get to be "a while"
Fayeste
>.< this comment makes this
Bassaker
what if i told you your browser favourites has folders and so has your OS.
cousteau
Basically, "don't use imgur".
sixsexsix
No.
Emjayen
Best way to ensure @sarah doesn't reply to a post? Have users discuss "folders"
NachoPete
HRW
madman24
"I gueeeeeeeeeeeee"
DropDeadArtemus
...
bumpkis
#TeamFolders
pres2pond
#TeamToaster
lordofhouselurker
YoungChuckNorris
What is dead may never die.
Lythar
And with strange aeons even imgur can get folders.
setanta89
Agreed, but is @sarah seriously the only person working there? Is there no one but @sarah we can tag?
Volvo101010101
Why do you think we don't have folders yet
icameforthedownvotes
@alan we're complaining about folders again.
hippybobby
Fold the dishes
icameforthedownvotes
wut?
hippybobby
When you get so high you fold the dishes