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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8765005/Man-30-rescued-pregnant-wife-bull-shark-latched-shoulder.html
Sep 25, 2020 3:13 PM
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8765005/Man-30-rescued-pregnant-wife-bull-shark-latched-shoulder.html
Greevar
"My child needs a daddy!" *dives in* Don't fuck with a woman pumped full of hormones.
TheSeaWitcher
I very much wish him a speedy recovery and her a healthy pregnancy. So glad she was able to save her husband.
purdhapley
She’s a keeper.
Darksnider05
When you find out you've got a "Ride or die girl" the manly tears just do not stop.
HeinrichVictory
FGTRTD
ThankYouForYourTime
Georgia girls don’t fuck around. Except when we do.
mikeybott
"Oh no I'm not raising this baby on my own" - wife before jumping in
MindaugasKanaverskis
you, sir, are a savage
WolfPrincess69
"You're not getting out of changing diapers that easy!"
JustinSane6
She knows how hard it is to get a new man when you’re pregnant or a mother with a new baby.
davman41
Baby shark doo doo doo doo do
Autittuderp
Fimbulvintr
I too choose that guys wife.
tenaciousjeebs
I too choose that guy’s bull shark.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
I think she made it pretty clear she chooses him though. You can fight her about it thought.
RayLiottaLaughsAtIdiots
Ride or die.
LordHosk
Why was the shark snorkeling in the Florida keys?
SadMadmartigan
In other news: my sister abandoned her baby girl in the car and ran away screaming because there was a cockroach crawling on her.
Chillingworth
I thought that said drives instead of dives like bro you telepathizing with your husband or something
Muunk
This is the Florida hero story we need.
Shaows
How many months pregnant though? The article doesn't say.
Askarus
Not impressive unless she's crowning
buttcrackula
That would be a far, far better woman than I could ever be.
ratfaceddog
Then it’s a crowning achievement.
LurkerFrag
Cyraider
17 months
Shaows
JackoW
We've all heard of Florida man but now we have learnt of Florida woman, the far superior of the species.
nonIONizing
Bull sharks are thug ass thugs.
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
Yeah they don't give a shit. They've been found in the Mississippi
Domehammer
As far north as Minnesota they have been found.
tenaciousjeebs
They’ve been found in rivers and freshwater systems all over the world. Fucking jerks.
duckgrad06
“I saved you from a shark while pregnant, you can change a damn diaper” ~ wife in the future probably
Teaelf
She should just invest in some shark paintings for every room. Cut down on the backsass. *POINT* "Sigh, right. On it."
GlassCanon
Yeah, infinite foot rubs.
fiddlemyhiddle
Honestly, she deserves it.
duckgrad06
Agreed
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
Why would a shark need to go snorkeling?
defnotwinning
I also choose this guys wife
invisitr0n
Bull shark latches onto shoulder in an attempt to save man from aggressive pregnant wife.
superdinglebudgie
"Bad shark, that's my piece of ass!"
CanaDanianBacon
This dude will never win an argument with his wife again.
GlassCanon
Yeah, someone help the shark!
adamSparkleFurlong
This is like an oxymoron or something
Ryanator50
She probably saved him because he's smart enough to not start fights.
Deadpoolisfunny
"I beat up a shark, pregnant, and in florida!" She'll probably use that for any argument. And she earned that. I'd give her the auto win.
IDidntDoIt
"And in Florida" lol
umbrellamaker
That's what puts it over the top
ThuglasonRails
She saw her opportunity, and took it.
flapjack13
I kept you in this world, and I can send you out of it!
dsmegst
He almost managed to get away...
Anthroposapien
GlassCanon
This is almost the exact opposite.
MikeSon101DaBaws
Dude looks like he went to College Of Charleston with that tux
Theressomeoneinmyheadbutitsnotme
I call bull shark
SxBobOmb09
This comment needs to rise to the top
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
i concur
zorrofuerte
Yeah, if a nine foot bull shark has ahold of something, then you aren't getting it back. I suspect it was an inquisitory bite if true.
JennyIronTeeth
Corppi
DarkBlueB
From the Daily Mail, I can’t blame you! https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-54280694
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IveGotRedOnMe
It's...... pretty rare for someone to know they're 4 weeks pregnant.
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IveGotRedOnMe
I don't kill fetuses. There's no challenge
dontfuqtheworldupohwaityoudid
If they are trying trying they could know
banjak
The shark was only trying to save him from his crazy pregnant wife.
myscaleisntaccurate
Yes, he fought her off bravely as well.
Frenchfryinmyeye
That's WAY more believable
GTimgur
She is a badass regardless, but how pregnant was she?
adjacentengels
100% pregnant. She was 0% not pregnant.
qtRaven
So a baby fought a mecha battle against a shark?
ImDavidPumpkins
Or did the baby do it using the mom as a battle submarine?
ThereAreChameleonsEverywhereProbably
So...shes an Eva?
gleely
actually it would be more of a Pacific Rim style scenario
ImDavidPumpkins
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
jasonalighieri
No, no, he has a point.
ARealDjentleman
ImDavidPumpkins
d33pfr33z3
I'm thinking more like a battle mech, but made out of organic material like the alien suits in Independence Day.
ImDavidPumpkins
Silkyninja1
I WANT A PICTURE OF THIS!!!!!!
ImDavidPumpkins
Me too lol
Nirvash80
Attack on Titan is getting out of hand.
NothingToSeeHereKeepMoving
Haha, I had to think that one through.
poughdrew
SpaceGK
Digimontana
Metal.
HairyBamBam
And if the bull shark was female, it was basically a mech battle.
Lucallia
only if it was also pregnant
ratfaceddog
Baby vs. shark
CrackedCookie
Hahahahahhaha
NeutralNebula
Mecha pilot
sortofkindamadbutnotreally
ImDavidPumpkins
secretwaltermitty
EspressoBiz
Actually laughed out loud at this comment
ayjayn
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
i don't think you understand the gravidity of the situation
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Haaaa
SillyGoat
Hah!
willdepartin7minutes
You deserve more upvote
necrofellatio
buttcrackula
jayman0123
/a/a85N1l5 the baby be like
Wulph421
HieroGliffin
You’re not supposed to give away womanly secrets like that
xDeAdFoXx
NeverEnoughFoxes
Technically an attack submarine, due to her lack of intercontinental ballistic missiles.
ImDavidPumpkins
bingotown
God I always love that little dance.
SenselessSentiments
Are you implying that she doesn't?
ratfaceddog
No, they straight up said she doesn’t.
Inkninja
ImDavidPumpkins
DoctorGonzo37
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
I feel like this should be a downvote arrow but idc I'm stealing this
Inkninja
That's a fair point actually!
Frogapus
Remember when Batman movies were allowed to be silly like this instead of the current grim dark pseudo fascist stuff?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
We went from "Batman must save Gotham from the Joker!" to "In the nazi-empire of Gotham, batman broods over whether it's worth saving..."
Comemierda
The U S isn't half as bad as Gotham and I already feel it's almost bit worth saving.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Well, that's not up to you to decide though, the fighters will keep fighting, regardless of who'd rather sit by and watch the suffering.