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I'm probably screwed.
Nice knowing you.
Edit: FIGURED IT OUT!!! It was the anniversary of when my best friend and I met. I was gonna take all his stuff and move it slightly to the left in his apartment.
Side note, first time FP. Yay.
Edit 2: Turns out he did not forget, because the dick is currently petting my dogs and eating the last of the chicken nuggets I was going to have for dinner.
BiiiigJilm
I requested tomorrow off from work months ago and have no idea why
SailboatWallpaper
adr1an
Surprise anal sex day!
NoHelpAvailableOnThatTopic
Just a hoola hoop pr'bly
FacedownCat
Is it your period starting?
fayseman
I'm just impressed you use a non electronic calendar. Don't you have a smart phone?!
PineappleSlam
jonhnefill
Now I kind of want to visit you and just draw random circles on your calendar to mess with you.
JD7003
Well I just learned something fun to do with other people's calendars.
JAFIOI
Something about tacos maybe? I dunno....
Captain4merica
Acefighter1
I missed a meeting today. I suck
Exactually
It's ok, just circle tomorrow and another random date next year.
Knovas
Not sure why this made me feel fuzzy and happy inside...
datbikeguy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmmjfLjNc5c
HowardMoonsHotpants
Anniversary of meeting best friend? Does anyone else do this?
hellocurls22
If your girl you are prolly supposed to start your period. If you are guy you probably supposed to wash the sheets.
almostsomething182
You forgot my birthday?! No wonder I didn't get any presents :(
NoCoconutOnlyPineapple
On occasion I will circle random dates a month or two ahead on friend's calendars when I visit them. I've been doing this for years.
KaJuN
Remember, remember the 4th of October. Something important and forgot.
SimonGarfunkle
I circle random days on calendars in every home I ever see a calendar in...but always like 2 months ahead so they don't notice right away
iHeartninjaturtles
You just blew my mind sir. I'm 100% doing that.
nothingnewunderthesun
Upvote for your great friendship.
berserk
Good friends make life much more enjoyable.
Idownvotefornosauce
Hilarious new practice. If I see a calendar I will skip ahead a few months and circle a random day.
libertyarrow
Is your period late?
nomadik223
I'm a guy so I'm going to guess no....
CharliePerk
So you've never had one?? Dude, that's a super late period!
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Or very much so yes
EClaire1073
About 18 years too late.
Jenally
I made a student film once where we needed a calendar with EXAM written on a random day. We used my calendar and you'd better believe 1/2
Jenally
I had a god damn meltdown a month later when I thought I had an exam but didn't know what class it was in
Vaccer
Something about eating as many tacos as humanly possible before you explode?
Counterfit
It's only whafer theen
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Vaccer
Yeah, I'm about to take a shower then go gorge myself on tacos at a local place.
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Maybe save the shower until after
MrSuhSpence
Today was my birthday, thanks for remembering...
ISeriouslyLoveBlueCircles
Happy birthday!
MrSuhSpence
Thanks!
ISeriouslyLoveBlueCircles
*hugs and cuddles* Just because, maybe you want that.
TheGruGruxKing
I'm a musician, and I regularly block out dates in my calendar with "not available" if I want to go to a show, sometimes with no 1/2
TheGruGruxKing
notes on why, or what it is I'm supposed to be doing.....
KingOpMemeLordOfNothingMatters
It was our date OP. How could you forget I HATE you now.
nomadik223
Rebecca?
IHaveNoIdeaAnymore
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/60703774.jpg
TiniestFox
Chaaaad?! Wabecaaaa!
WillDrug
No, this is Patrick
sithney
InboxMeWhatYouLove
TH3S33KER
KingOpMemeLordOfNothingMatters
Omg you are a total MAN WHORE. Who the hell is this rebecca bitch. I'm sorry baby I didn't mean it pleas!e circle me on your calender again
IHaveNoIdeaAnymore
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/56058793.jpg
EerieBarlow
Ha! Perfect.