WrongDonkey
166251
2503
91
Nov 16, 2021 10:28 PM
WrongDonkey
166251
2503
91
packetdog
Oh yes, again, s piece of shit running/ruining our country. Yup.
hardytardigrade
Gosh, an entitled old white conservative male. Hopefully criminal charges will teach him some humility.
jwillustrat
Of course. Wouldn’t expect anything less from them.
buttmuncher3000
Nothing will come of it because no one gives a fuck about health care workers.
sotronics
Just normal GOP stuff, their followers love it.
SploogeMcDuck316
Ew
heartstarter
While a NP is technically a nurse, give her the respect her degree earned her. She is an Advanced Practitioner
Dots77
pr3viso
Bubble in syringe
motoalchemist
you need a rubber stamp for these old white male republican stories
becauseurwrong
Nah, douches are useless at best and harmful to the balance of the vagina at worst. You can call him a douchebag.
foreverinchains
sunnychick325
An otolaryngologist-head and neck surgeon, commonly referred to as an ear, nose, and throat doctor.
xmaneds
has anyone forgotten about Brock Turner, the Rapist?
Silver420Surfer
... Wins 2024 Republican nomination for President
blissblush
Looking at his photos, you'd think he's a garden variety creep. If only. He's way worse in real life. Hardcore child molester vibes.
navagon
You called him a Republican senator so calling him a douchebag is also redundant as well.
Piscivore
Honestly, I'd rather be called a douchebag.
cryptic04
Dont see how him being covid positive has anything to do with anything.....
JesusStoleMyWeed
The right wing in general don't take it seriously, perhaps it will wake some motherfuckers up, but I doubt it
SteveMND
Did he also say something racist while he thought the mic was off? Might as well go for the GOP Trifecta.
jennym123
Speaking as a pervert; There is a time and a place for that kind of behavior. A hospital is neither. Also LEARN CONSENT, MOTHERFUCKER.
ReallyNotSure
grabbing is common among them.
KodiakDDS
Republicans not sending their best
a1b3117
Their best are in prison. The B team is in Congress
JAFIOI
The scary thing is that it seems like they are.
HeadJamistan
Kick his ass out and force a re-election so they don't need to rely on that cunt Manchin anymore.
counterfeitdreams
State senator not federal
HeadJamistan
Ahhh well, damn.
blissblush
I've had the misfortune of meeting this assclown a few times. Calling him a pervert doesn't come close to his level of total skeeviness.
cardinal29
Story time?
blissblush
...IDK if I could nail his skeeviness down to one single thing b/c it was so deeply entrenched in his persona.
blissblush
...but we had to tolerate him b/c he was connected. Everything about him oozes pervert, so nobody wanted to be by him 1:1, esp. women...
starflyerwithoutfuel
blissblush
...He was involved in local politics before he went to Lansing, making him virtually unavoidable. Creeped the fuck out of everyone...
blissblush
Not much to say, really. My wife worked at the local chamber for a bit & he'd attend loads of those already awful biz networking events...
byohzzrd
Same. Been to too many events with his unwelcome presence.
blissblush
He's the absolute fucking worst. You live in/around BC too?
byohzzrd
Southeast of there, but we attend some of the same social/business/networking events. I dislike attending though, so much slime and grease.
counterfeitdreams
BC?
blissblush
Battle Creek, MI
HogBabe
Gross.
HogBabe
How many instances like this go unreported because the perpetrator isn’t famous? It’s time to call these guys out.
ADDGirl
Assault of nurses? Metric tons of it, everyday.
HogBabe
That makes me a sad panda
Greenwaxy
When you’re a state senator, they let you. Walk right up, grab them by the...
Xandelle
CaroleBaskingShark
Oh look, the morality party is at it again. Shocking
xj4low
The republicans will deal with him the same way they sealed with matt gaetz. They (check notes), oh wait. This is disappointing.
MarshalFunChef
Makes me sad I live in Michigan. We’re not all like this (white privileged assholes). Just sayin’.
Sighered
Yeah! Plenty of you aren’t really privileged!
MisanthropicMath
At least you’re not in Ohio, aka Texas Lite
MarshalFunChef
?
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I think, every month or so, the whole country needs to sit down for one hour of "behavior class." Not church: no readings, songs, or beliefs
ThrowAwayAcct0000
but a review of a lesson we should have learned in childhood: not littering, keeping our hands to ourselves, polite behavior in public, the
ThrowAwayAcct0000
golden rule, etc. I think we need to have regular reminders that other people have feelings too.
TotaltyNotCIA
A horrifying number of these chucklefucks need to learn that other people are people and not just pieces of furniture that talk back.
EndersGameofThrones
"Chucklefucks," I like it! I'll be using that a lot from now on. Also, I agree.
Baggsy13
There's a morality party?!? Isn't it just a tossing back & forth of immoralities?
ChainmailleAddict
Oh yeah sure they're JUST as bad. Everyone fired Cuomo, meanwhile no one seems to care about Gaetz.
jayman0123
Or Trump. You don't have that many allegations and all of them be fake. Just like Michael Jackson...
ChainmailleAddict
I'd disagree if there was more condemnation for this from their own party like what happened with Cuomo, but, well, there isn't
JustFeedMePieDammit
I believe the title of “morality party” is more ironic here than serious my dude
CaroleBaskingShark
ENTIRELY sarcastic
KingXizor
Oh REALLY
badmagic
allthenamesaregone
"denied a specific prescription unrelated to his diagnoses" so, "gimme ivermectin or I'm gonna sexually assault you" is GOP SOP now?
astronomygeek7
I was thinking Vicodin or Oxy-codone. Something controlled substance.
THEMOXABIDES
Or viagra considering the circumstances
CatOfGrey
I was gonna ask "Did he want ivermectin, or was he looking for opiates?"
Tarelgeth
No, "and" is their platform, not "or".
Doismellbacon
GOP SOP has an interesting ring to it, but they're definitely SOBs
Christx30
He’s covid, and SOB positive.
rodcon
He needed his viagra so he could back up his advances…
myrealnames
I think SOP is to cry bodily autonomy when denied (snake oil) or required (evidence based treatment), going full victim while doing so.
Darkspire
It's practically policy
eruditic
pretty sure he wanted boner pills
Evanrudeplz
Or a clock watching narc addict
thatshytidontlike
Yeah, I was going to go with opioids for $500 Alex
VolcanoHerder
There are plenty of people addicted to opioids who don't sexually harass women. This guy gets zero excuses in my book.
thatshytidontlike
I didn’t give an excuse bozo, merely an explanation.
VolcanoHerder
Not that opioid addiction is an "excuse", it's a problem all in its own.
plunderachiever365
They weren't using it as an excuse just guessing what the meds were that he was trying to steal, pain killer were my first thought as well
whatamisupposedtodo
As a male nurse, this is completely inappropriate. We are grabbed, punched, kicked, spit at, and verbally assaulted daily. It needs to stop
dealinwifscum
Beat the living shit out of these thugs. Then put their KO’d ass on a gurney with a full body sheet in a hallway
duhqueenmoki
Happens to me too as a teacher. SpEd teachers it happens to them even more. Ridiculous.
LurkingHusky
Teachers need to be paid more SpEd teachers need a lot a lot more
cabalin
Who the fuck does this to people taking care of you?
unkiereamus
I'm a 6'8" paramedic, I've done more than my share of psych takedowns...but outside of that, pts hold their temper around me.
Darkspire
Of course they do, they don't want any smoke from your fee fie fo fum ass. Now, the 5'2" nurse on the other hand...
Krzyf
Lol! 5’1 over here! Can’t intimidate when you look like you represent the Lollipop Guild.
Darkspire
I gotta get you a nice little tazer
knotch2
Health workers should refuse service to terrible behaving patients, if they are cognitively aware of their bad actions.You dont deserve that
ThatLostLT
Unfortunately if we’ve taken report on that pt, that would be patient abandonment and we’d lose our license.
knotch2
Some bullshit.
ThatLostLT
Agreed.
NiftyGoblin
Any unwanted contact should be met with the patient being strapped down and have to undergo a psych evaluation. Would stop that shit fast.
ADDGirl
It wouldn't. Restrained patients are a giant pain in the ass. That's a shit ton of more work for the staff.
Krzyf
Agreed. Q10min, q15min safety checks while on restraints and still have to care for your other 5 pts. Just quadruples your workload
Heavenissize17socks
Carry a bat. And use it.
harryplt788
Thank you for sticking with the job and I’m sorry you get such horrible treatment. Sick ppl have a reason but not this asshole.
JoshuaFalken
Isn't assaulting a healthcare worker a felony??
ADDGirl
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. In my state, it's a felony in the ER, but not up on the floors.
JacksNaggingProcrastination
If not it should be. In fact, I think it should be a larger penalty than assaulting a police officer
ThatLostLT
All they have to do is claim they were confused and the hospital will say they “can’t” press charges on behalf of the hcw.
Atralumen
What in thee fuck, I get people being fuckers in situations where they’ve asked for help but I don’t associate it with MEDICAL help. We dumb
Idontneedrealfacts
As a male nurse I have been told I am not as cute as the last nurse, and then set upon with lengthy, creepy,, descriptions of my coworkers
Cat5335
As a female nurse I appreciate all the male nurses we have. It helps my sanity when there is a particularly grabby patient and I can 1/2
Cat5335
A male nurse into the room with me and that behavior will stop. So thank you for being there. 2/2
CutChemist
I do property restoration. Imagine this treatment… but… you’re in their home. I work so hard and… well… life is life
schmendrickthemagician
It shouldn’t be that way.
CutChemist
When people are losing house or life, decency towards others can be overlooked. I understand.
defcon275
Same here, almost every shift. My wife works in the same ER as me. Had a patient describe what he wanted to do to my wife. I damn near lost
defcon275
my cool, had to step out of the room. He was confused why he had all male nurses after that...and why security came in to tell him to STFU
HammSlammage
That dude needs a bonk
Narwhilian
Kudos to you for keeping your cool. Not sure I would have been as level headed as you
Junktrunkjunkie
As an ER patient I once had a nurse ask if I could take her home with me when I was discharged... I wasn't sure if she was flirting or →
Junktrunkjunkie
→ Just THAT tired. So I just joked and said "I would if I could."... I hope she wasn't trying to flirt because that woulda been sad.
mikeatike
Mayne she was on hour 2 of a 12 hour shift.
Idontneedrealfacts
Seems likely that you were going to be going home long before her
TheWhiteRat
If you outlaw beating nurses, only the bad guys will beat nurses.
TheWhiteRat
I can't believe some of you are dumb enough to think I was serious. Yeah it's not nice to call you out, but that was exceptionally dumb.
ADDGirl
What the actual fuck?
OhrwurmEsser
Lol he's making a joke on the "if you outlaw guns only outlaws will have guns" argument
ADDGirl
I get that.. but this isn't remotely funny.
TheWhiteRat
I'm truly sorry to hear that. It's a matter of taste. I like my humor like I like my coffee, dark and bitter.
ADDGirl
Which might be because I'm a nurse who was assaulted this week, but it's mostly because it's not funny.
JacksNaggingProcrastination
No, you formalize a punishment that is meant to deter the majority of the outlawed behavior. Come on, WhiteRat.
TheWhiteRat
I was kidding, obviously. If you're beating nurses, you're already the bad guy. Goddamn Imgurians are thick sometimes.
JacksNaggingProcrastination
You’re not wrong. Source: I can be a f*cking idiot sometimes.
wrestlingisreal
Where do you work where this much violence happens each day?
shiftywhiskers
As a nurse, being a nurse
GoliathSkittles
Hospitals
bustedchainsaw
Every healthcare setting in the US. :(
MySquishyBrains
I also work in healthcare. It happens everywhere. Some of it is due to mental illness. Some of it is due to people being assholes.
peelmybanana
Nurses are the most highly abused of any profession. I worked in ER for 8 years. The shit I could tell you would blow your mind.
peelmybanana
Now I’m a CRNA so I don’t have to put up with that bullshit any more.
Xandelle
ICU. MedSurg. ER. Psych. Renal. Cardiology. Ortho. Surgery. Recovery. Ambulatory Units. Nursing homes. Take your pick. ?
notsohasty
I worked security at a Metro hospital. There wasn't a night that I didn't have to go hands on with a unruly patient.
RondomGuy
The Untied States
UkrainianBukkake
5 and 2. Night night
ADDGirl
B52?
UkrainianBukkake
Haha Haldol and Ativan
ADDGirl
Not 50mg Benadryl, 5mg Haldol and 2mg Ativan? Classic B52..
UkrainianBukkake
Haha now I get you. Never seen it with Benadryl. I mean if they are real naughty, Acuphase is our other option.
SybilCrawley
I've had a patient throw a magazine rack at me.
Krzyf
pt threw a urinal at my head b/c he didn’t get coffee on his bf tray. You learn fast reflexes in nursing. Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge
Darkspire
Damn. Were there any consequences for that asshole?
Krzyf
None what so ever. The attending had a “conversation” with him on rounds but he continued all they way until discharge.
Darkspire
Y'all should be allowed to beat their asses when they get like that.
Sonicschilidogs
Take em for a ride in the Atti-Van
unkiereamus
I prefer to send them away for a trip on a B52...if you're gonna do it, fucking do it right.
propyro
We have to send them for a Midazo-nap here in Canada, but it works out well enough most times.
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
Or the haldolcopter.
JakuMoku
drop them in a K-h0le.
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Explain please.
AppleCedar
Ativan is a sedative.
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Thank you.
CyborgScribe
Ativan solution for sedation
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Ah. Thank you.
TheFirstLastJedi
Politics is fucking with me lately… I read this as sedition, not sedation.