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Aug 31, 2017 4:20 PM
OctopussSevenTwo
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Imheisenbeard
Is he sporting a patch on a moped.
steelinmyhead
Canada? Canada.
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
They're both my heroes this week. Street Righteous Man and Sportsmanship Man.
Nightcaste
Other people doing shit wrong is not an excuse for you to do shit wrong.
dexterousgek
pretty sure that's illegal. Both of them.
EnglishPolice
And there just happened to be someone there to film it.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Every time I drive in SF, I expect something like this to happen at every light or stop sign. Thankfully, most pedestrians DGAF.
ston3dge
'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony
TheGreatPeru
Rude. The guy was totally nice about it, honest mistake.
MrAgrijag
Id have just hit the throttle when he put his first foot on there
richsmit
My work is done here
MoistMilk
Guy on the second scooter knowing he's over too http://imgur.com/9unfFH5
SpaghettiFallsOut
monkaS
EKOasaripple
fartinatornado
How to get your ass kicked.
sarahlyzzibeth
My husband is mostly blind and uses a white cane. He "accidentally" taps bumpers of cars too far in the crosswalk
sponlapp
Has the MC turned to scooters now?
FortheloveofSkywalker
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY????
RandomBSpost
So fucking tired of assholes who block crosswalks. & they don't even look to the right when turning right. Stop before the lines!
TooManyDamKids
I give you my upvote, because everyone else here is saying that the pedestrian is the asshole for some reason.
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
Dare him to try it with a biker gang member..
ImAFoxButNotReally
In my south American city I'll be like wolverine if I have to jump every time a car stops on a crosswalk.
spattr
Serious dick move. Hope that dicks feels better.
DudgeJredd
As a city commuter I sometimes get stuck in a crosswalk. Don't take it so personally.
Noctrius
As a reasonable driver, who presumably read/knows road laws, you have no reason to ever be stuck in a crosswalk.
Fleanutz
Nobody is perfect and don't act like you are pal
Noctrius
Didnt say I was, but people have the right 2b upset when some1 does something that interferes w their lives. U shouldn't be so glib about it
DynAero
or you could walk in front of him waving
Dignato
I don't think it's illegal to walk over a vehicle stopped on the crosswalk
Dignato
But depending on how much of a cockhole the person driving said vehicle is they might try to start some shit if you do it.
88wut
Tilt the scooter when he's stepping on it
CountTyroneRugen
Bike lane, you're in the bike laaaannnnneeee, can you please move!
ImgurCelebrity
Saw a bicyclist berating a driver for overlapping the bike lane while stopped. Then he proceeded to split lanes and turn left at a red light
TitsMcgee101
I get that reference!
klemmetvold
Souce?
CountTyroneRugen
(But like, you know, the opposite)
TheMightyMoto
Dude on the moped took that well.
mariomario42
I mean it's staged, so that usually goes pretty well
LumpWithaLeafHat
Honestly? I'm so beta if this happened to me I'd apologize and back up sheepishly, too.
Omelettedufromage83
its just a moped. if it was a ferrari would have been different
Quessan
I'd have walked on the ferrari before a moped to be honest :/
Heretofukyouover
Admitting being at fault takes major balls...
Omelettedufromage83
depends on how serious the fault is
PanicAtTheCostco
Not if you get used to doing it early in life. Now it's easy and I already know people are going to respect me for admitting it
bigcarl1999
It's a dude on a moped what did you expect him to do
Zasep
If someone is in the middle of the crosswalk and you do this shit, you've got bigger issues
GrantLeavitt
He took it "wheelie" well.
hotelfrontdeskfather
Well, he IS on a moped. Not a Harley
jmmoore6535772
that's because they're best friends and this was staged
MoreAshyThanLarry
Really?
michonnedisapproves
You really think people would do that
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
How do you know?
AskingTheRealQuestions
Well, the filming is very suspicious, obviously directed in anticipation of the event beforehand..
ISeeDeadpool
He *is* on a moped
xDownSetx
Excuse me, that's called a battle scooter.
Spidey209
No he ain't. Mopeds have MO(tor) and PED(als). Ain't got no pedals.
silverDistortioN
I moved from South Carolina to California a few years back. They call scooters mopeds here. Bugs the hell out of me.
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spookyu
Eh....I know there's always a bigger fish, but I'm a pretty fuckin' big fish, they generally comply.
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spookyu
I'm smart enough to know when the situation is a bit more critical, or bring my own. Sometimes people have a head on their shoulders bud.
TinyGreyWhale
Someone around here got their head smashed in a bank because he threw a cig butt back into a car. He died. Not sure if it was worth it.
damspam
"You can't beat me, I have the moral high ground!" *Gets stabbed repeatedly*
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RussianJudge
RandAIFlagg
Ok dad you can beat me but you'll never BEAT ME
amyhadalittlepond
Found the Jedi.
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
*thug pulls out knife* *protagonist pulls out gun*
Gayforbae
"what are you gonna do, stab me?"
GreedyJungle
*Holds someone at gunpoint* Sir I believe you left this on the ground. Would appreciate if you threw it away.
InfamousGerbil
STAB SOMEBODY! STAB SOMEBODY!
xilfxlegion
In my city that guy would get shot
xDownSetx
Why? He's not pranking him.
NachoPete
Which one?
xilfxlegion
Philadelphia
circlebreaker
The city where people sit at computers talking about how tough their city is, so all of them.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Everyone one.
flyingmonkeystick
No need to add one after everyone.
xilfxlegion
The pedestrian
cuntslapper1980
London is my city
NachoPete
I meant which guy would get shot?
GringoMandingo1
The guy jumpong the bike
TheLeftPocket
1. Pretty sure thats fake. 2. Be a reasonable human and walk around
TheGreatPeru
Theres fuckin' room on either side to walk, don't be a cunt
Talmorean
People need to learn lessons. If it results in violence then "Eggs/Omelets" argument applies.
DorkJedi
I used to bunny hop my bike up and ride across the hoods of cars blocking the bike lane. they seldom took it this well though.
circlebreaker
I get the feeling that almost all the SE Asia videos I see like this are setups. They look so damned canned, and not even the ironic kind.
Viktorjanski
QBAP
haveanothergif
QWOP
Truefacted
You think someone would do that? Lie on the internet?
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Nonsense. Ofc not!
goofyboots81
Sometimes in city traffic things don't shake out right and you end up in the cross walk a bit. Anyone who fucks with you is a prick
dovebair
People were seriously injured in recent protests when they climbed on top of cars that were trying to enter intersections. It's a dumb idea
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Living in Chicago drivers do this all the time. I do walk around but pound on their fucking hood as I do it.
GODDAMNlT
why? it's not even an inconvenience? It's like 2 extra steps around, you're just a dick
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
Dont be a fuck and stop in marked areas for pedestrians. Sense and curtousy cost nothing, use your brain
JohnnyDeformed
Dont be a fuck and walk over people's property. Sense and decency cost nothing, use your brain
TheLeftPocket
Well its not sensible or courteous to walk on someones bike either. If this was real neither would be in the right.
Recreationaldrugsnuggler
Truth
Xsiah
What does spell-check cost?
orbitsteve
I think in some parts of Asia , pedestrians can get fined for not using the crosswalks.
haveanothergif
That's called jaywalking and it's a crime in America too.
byteme8bit
Under California state law, a pedestrian may generally cross a roadway anywhere along the road without jaywalking. With Exceptions 1/2
byteme8bit
Sauce: http://www.legal-news-california.tozerlaw.com/jaywalking_california.html
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
California is special. That lane sharing thing is scary.
byteme8bit
"lane sharing thing" = motos lane splitting? Yea - it can get crazy. Btwn ppl NOT getting over and the Motos BLASTING thru, shit gets cray
haveanothergif
Well, I didn't say "all American states under all circumstances"
byteme8bit
No - no you didn't :) I was just clarifying since I'm from Cali ^.^
AndTheHoneysAllMine
Reasonable would be walking around and then saying "hey, youre on the crosswalk, could you move back a bit so you aren't anymore?"
CptRobotNinja
HEY. This is the internet. Start swear and having an extreme opinion or gtfo!
flyingmonkeystick
Hitler wasn’t that bad.
phatteh
In respect of 2. He could have been a reasonable motorist and not parked on the crossing.
thdudedude
Sometimes mistakes happen, maybe the car behind him got too close, move on
jimmyhowlett
There is no car behind him. He backed up
Alpine262
If anyone ever walks 9n my car I will shift gears and pull out from under them.
phatteh
*Makes note not to '9n' on this guys car*
Alpine262
I was typing on my phone and autocorrect is a bitch, this has since been rectified.
jimmyhowlett
But then you wont be in the crosswalk. Which is what he actually wanted
yomahnn
Yes. Both people were wrong. That doesn't make either of them right. Just makes one of them funny.
CrazyGuyOnABike
Only one of them is breaking the law though.
some1username
And to the internet, funny is what really matters
NameNotFoundException
And cats.
Fal1enKing
If you don't learn to deal with dicks every now and then, you're gonna have a bad time
Krapulaolut
OwenRawk
foesmono
you gotta know when to pizza slice. If you french fry when you should pizza slice, you're gunna have a bad tiiiime
Reiliana
Sassmachine
If you let dicks constantly get away with doing whatever they want, you're also gonna have a bad time. Like anything, use discretion.
thdudedude
What are you, the secret sjw police?
Sassmachine
Not letting people walk all over you doesn't always mean a social justice context. Interpersonal conflict exists.
NameNotFoundException
Yeah. Gotta deal with the occasional cunt too. Don't give the dicks all the attention.
PolarHailStorm
Surely dealing with dicks in a way that helps them see they're the initial dick in the scenario is the optimal method
PolarHailStorm
I mean otherwise dicks are just going to continue to be dicks.
TiniestFox
But if you act like a dick to teach the dick, you're just adding a dick to the pool of dicks you took a dick out of.
PolarHailStorm
Better to act a dick to teach a dick knowing that was your purpose than to leave a dick to be a dick and have done nothing.
ThatRandomCanadian
But if you do it to multiple dicks, the net amount of dicks will be lower. You'll still just be one dick.
TheLeftPocket
Well yeah this would make them both douches but walking on someones bike when you could easily walk around is just silly.
phatteh
I wonder how this could have been avoided entirely?
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
By strangling them both at birth.
HearMeFart
Neogreenyew
Or the light changed at a bad time and he'd rather slam the brakes than run a red. Not everyone is an asshole.
AncientWeapons
He could have also backed up like he did without being prompted if this was the case.
jimmyhowlett
If you slammed your breaks you were speeding. The lights are designed to by amber long enough that you can break in time.
KavianFloyd
People face traffic lights thousands of times each year, even if there's a 0.1% chance of making a mistake this could happen sonetimes.
Numbnomnomnom
Makes me wonder if some of these imgurians have driven before
NameNotFoundException
You're the kind of person to always keep going in slow moving traffic and end up in the middle of an intersection, aren't you?
Neogreenyew
I'm not a dumbass. If I see that people are braking 3 cars up then I hold back to avoid being in intersection when light changes...
NameNotFoundException
Then you should know to stop before the crosswalk. You've already ran the red at this point since you're past the stopping point.