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Didn't realize that every white guy with a shaved head was a Nazi, news to me. Did you guys know?
Jun 8, 2016 5:28 PM
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Didn't realize that every white guy with a shaved head was a Nazi, news to me. Did you guys know?
Talonotw
Only white guys. You shouldn't have been born that way.
igotwarrants
Skinhead and Nazi aren't synonymous
deeviralbuzz
thanatos777
And that Nazi skinhead garbage was Albert Einstein.
SamuraiChemist
I went bald at 17, and so shaved it. Considering getting a rabbit tattoo on my head now. From a distance it will look like a hare...
GuardsmanMiku
A kid at my school shaved his head and the school banned him from going out at lunch and break, despite a black kiddie having the same cut
GuardsmanMiku
also same thing happened a year or so later to a girl who did it to raise money for charity.
jargonmon
The camo gear did not help man. Try wearing a nice polo shirt with flipped collars.
fluger
Really, no one? http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/youre-a-skinhead-you-bitch.jpg
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Thank you, I was looking for this.
ipound
Lost my hair early. Once got called a nazi because racist looked like that. Had to run away to not be beaten up
matt692007
Well fuck. I was thinking of shaving my head because I am tired of looking like an idiot with a receding hairline.
matt692007
As if keeping my hair helps. I am 6 foot and have blond hair and blue eyes. Damned if I do, damned if I don't.
artistjon1982
shaved my head once... not a pretty picture to be sure.
artistjon1982
not that it is when i have hair either so... there's that.
DoseOfDiscontent
I'm a girl and I shaved my head in high school to support a friend. Got called the Anti-Christ at church. So there's that.
magicman89
As a balding 20 year old who wants to shave his head, this terrifies me.....
sameguyasbefore
TIL I am a Nazi
RightWingTransGirl
It's funny, cus skinheads were racially diverse in the beggining (1960's ish)
WholeLeeSmokes
You should wear a "not nazi" shirt
chuckychurch
I'll take "things that didn't happen" for $100
CorvusBelli
Why do you think it's unlikely? I've had people shout abuse because I had long hair, and other people shout abuse because I shaved my head.
chuckychurch
Where do you live?! I've been shaving my head for 10 years, no ones ever shouted anything at me.
FH2actual
That's okay, I work in security and was called " Fucking Robocop!" one time.
FrozenFor30Years
Sounds about reich.
Eilir
Lol
iiiiioooooo
Lol
AboveAverageAmerican
+1 for username
theothercollin
FYI, the correct pronunciation of "reich" sounds nothing like "right".
RedPaperclip
Calm down agent 47 this isn't your priority right now
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
I can't believe you did nazi that coming.
TheQueenofLakeIlmen
I appreciate this pun.
pokebug666
I can. First time someone asked me if I was a skinhead, I said yes, b/c at the time, I thought it just meant "bald person". 1/2
pokebug666
Learned real quick that it didn't.. 2/2
YourTripIsShort
How did you respond to that @OP?
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BimmerBoost
This just in: People are stupid
inceptify
Next time shave your eyebrows and claim you've got alopecia
wildsoapbox
A short black man once asked bald me if I was a skinhead. I asked him if he played basketball
HodorIsADJ
"No, but I wish I was a little bit taller."
AFineDayForScience
Then he said "yes" and looked at you like this https://media.giphy.com/media/3drmEWeOUgzKg/giphy-facebook_s.jpg
RJBud1
Lol!
reallyolddispatcher
That's stereotypical.
Nomulus
Not only did you miss the joke, you explained the punchline. That takes real stupidity. I respect that.
reallyolddispatcher
I try
umpbumpfizz
Yes. That is the idea.
757Spike
Just join the S.H.A.R.Ps. skinheads against racial prejudice
kishinlemming
Skinheads against razorial prejudice
ArtemisOzzimmer
I thought that was about sharp objects.
MazeFire
For short, the S.S.
Anikanskywalkersautisticbrother
You can't be racist if there's no one to be racist against
BustedBattery
more people should know about that...most of them dont know the origin of skins
757Spike
English and Jamaican workers!
meltedfaceguy
Rudeboys
757Spike
Pickitup pickitup pickitup
meltedfaceguy
Hahah yes! Skankin the night away
meltedfaceguy
Ska ska ska
HahahaComedy
I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.
thedukeofwestwood
actually you'd be surprised, skinheads get a lot of shit
CorvusBelli
They could be exaggerating the vitriol, but I've been called Nazi a few times when I shave my head.
HahahaComedy
I've been shaving my head for years.Not one comment. Maybe because I don't wear combat boots, jeans w/ suspenders, and a bomber jacket.
CorvusBelli
And neither do I, and yet some people remain assholes who pass comments based on assumptions of others.
CorvusBelli
When I had long hair, people called me "hippie" or called me a girl; when I shave my head, they say "Nazi".
Cellbeep76
Just look really sad, cry a little and tell her they just told you the chemo isn't working.
TheAmazingMursenary
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Them drop your Mic and walk away
ihavethisusername
*moon walk away
WikedN3K
Moon man, moon man, can't you see...
Greenman1730
This is good. Don't worry about the eyebrows the haters will be too panicked to pay attention.
ProjectKurtz
Note: Requires the ability to keep a straight face when wrecking someone, and the ability to cry on command.
ShitDickDrawingsInc
Chemo makes your eyebrows disappear as well
TurtlesAreMyFriends
Chemo affects people differently. My mom just lost most of her hair, but kept her eye brows and lashes. It's plausible.
Cellbeep76
Maybe, but a dipshit who accuses you of being a Nazi because of a bald head isn't self aware enough to know that.
DankS0uls
Dont know that that would actually qualify as self awareness.
LamarTheHeadhumper
You have to be a Nazi to know a Nazi
aPurpleLiger
That's an indicator that it isn't working
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Oh hey, look at the oncologist.
SovereignPhantasmia
Really? It's not that I don't believe you but do you have a source or something to back that up?
aPurpleLiger
No I was just bullshitting to make a joke
SovereignPhantasmia
LadyTotesMcGoats
Not always, when my cousin did chemo only her eyelashes fell out
SovereignPhantasmia
I'm sorry but this made me laugh for some reason. When I had chemo my eyebrows stayed mostly too. Eyewashes were gone though
hawkeye23
Oh my God! I think I lost my eyewashes too!
SovereignPhantasmia
Visser3
I lost all of my fucking hair....everywhere
SovereignPhantasmia
I did too actually. But i was a kid so I didn't have much anyways. Went bald except my eyebrows
hawkeye23
Even your eyewash hair?!?!
DidntBreakRulesBannedAnyway
the swastika tattoos on your neck aren thelping.
Captiin
Turtle Turtle
Iwanttofingeryou
nor the trump sticker on your car
deltajesus
Aren Thelping sounds like the name of the main character of a really shitty book.
tommytraddles
It's going to be a maze.
awfuladvice
Love the word thelping
WhereCanYouSeeLions
Did you have a little, tiny mustache?
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
Neither did the "88" tattoo.
kirmokum
THEY'RE BUDDHIST SWASTIKAS!
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
I call them "Nats". It's like next tattoos as one word. ... Yeah.
fleXbad
https://media.giphy.com/media/WIXtImDav4L3W/giphy.gif
kishinlemming
*aryan't helping.
bradthegeek
SensibleChuckle.gif
pbrobins16
Aren thelping
Bob423
Aren Thelping sounds like a name to me...
Like20Ninjas
I was wearing a turtleneck, she couldn't see them.
DrRad
Were you looking for Kyle?
KebabRemovalUnit
Maybe the white tank too, suspenders, boot cut jeans and the black boots with red laces weren't a good idea either
nednednedned
In this weather. ..... you are a freak
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
Yelling Sieg Heil! everytime you saw a guy with a mustache didn't help either.
FindingANameIsBS
fuck here right in the pussy
AuBoss
Where do you live? I feel like having a shaved head hasn't meant those things since like the 90s
DefinatlyNotTheNSA
What about the SS teardrops?
Like20Ninjas
Got those lasered off, turns out that wasn't a good idea.
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
Huh. Who would've thought?
mmaatt8
Please tell me you shrunk your head into your shirt and then popped it out while saying turtle.
Whitz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezAJeaCySV4
supinebovine
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55693755.jpg
KeepYourDickInAVice
Minimanatee
Glorious and terrifying
GrootieTootie
I used to do that back in basic. So worth the push-ups that followed
mmaatt8
Exactly
Chadsmithiswillferrell
before it loaded i hoped it was that gif! glorious
planetswithtrees
That is the only scene I can remember from that movie.. whatever it's name was
FlareonTheFalseProphet
Master of Disguise, "Am I not turtly enough for your Turtle Club?"
planetswithtrees
:D