Happened to me a couple of months ago.

Jun 8, 2016 5:28 PM

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Didn't realize that every white guy with a shaved head was a Nazi, news to me. Did you guys know?

Only white guys. You shouldn't have been born that way.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Skinhead and Nazi aren't synonymous

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that Nazi skinhead garbage was Albert Einstein.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went bald at 17, and so shaved it. Considering getting a rabbit tattoo on my head now. From a distance it will look like a hare...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A kid at my school shaved his head and the school banned him from going out at lunch and break, despite a black kiddie having the same cut

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

also same thing happened a year or so later to a girl who did it to raise money for charity.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The camo gear did not help man. Try wearing a nice polo shirt with flipped collars.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Really, no one? http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/youre-a-skinhead-you-bitch.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thank you, I was looking for this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lost my hair early. Once got called a nazi because racist looked like that. Had to run away to not be beaten up

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well fuck. I was thinking of shaving my head because I am tired of looking like an idiot with a receding hairline.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As if keeping my hair helps. I am 6 foot and have blond hair and blue eyes. Damned if I do, damned if I don't.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

shaved my head once... not a pretty picture to be sure.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not that it is when i have hair either so... there's that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a girl and I shaved my head in high school to support a friend. Got called the Anti-Christ at church. So there's that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a balding 20 year old who wants to shave his head, this terrifies me.....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL I am a Nazi

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's funny, cus skinheads were racially diverse in the beggining (1960's ish)

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You should wear a "not nazi" shirt

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll take "things that didn't happen" for $100

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Why do you think it's unlikely? I've had people shout abuse because I had long hair, and other people shout abuse because I shaved my head.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where do you live?! I've been shaving my head for 10 years, no ones ever shouted anything at me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's okay, I work in security and was called " Fucking Robocop!" one time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds about reich.

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

Lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lol

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

+1 for username

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FYI, the correct pronunciation of "reich" sounds nothing like "right".

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Calm down agent 47 this isn't your priority right now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't believe you did nazi that coming.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

I appreciate this pun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can. First time someone asked me if I was a skinhead, I said yes, b/c at the time, I thought it just meant "bald person". 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Learned real quick that it didn't.. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did you respond to that @OP?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This just in: People are stupid

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Next time shave your eyebrows and claim you've got alopecia

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A short black man once asked bald me if I was a skinhead. I asked him if he played basketball

9 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 2

"No, but I wish I was a little bit taller."

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Then he said "yes" and looked at you like this https://media.giphy.com/media/3drmEWeOUgzKg/giphy-facebook_s.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Lol!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's stereotypical.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 56

Not only did you miss the joke, you explained the punchline. That takes real stupidity. I respect that.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I try

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes. That is the idea.

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Just join the S.H.A.R.Ps. skinheads against racial prejudice

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 4

Skinheads against razorial prejudice

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I thought that was about sharp objects.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

For short, the S.S.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 3

You can't be racist if there's no one to be racist against

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

more people should know about that...most of them dont know the origin of skins

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

English and Jamaican workers!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Rudeboys

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pickitup pickitup pickitup

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahah yes! Skankin the night away

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ska ska ska

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 7

actually you'd be surprised, skinheads get a lot of shit

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They could be exaggerating the vitriol, but I've been called Nazi a few times when I shave my head.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've been shaving my head for years.Not one comment. Maybe because I don't wear combat boots, jeans w/ suspenders, and a bomber jacket.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And neither do I, and yet some people remain assholes who pass comments based on assumptions of others.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I had long hair, people called me "hippie" or called me a girl; when I shave my head, they say "Nazi".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just look really sad, cry a little and tell her they just told you the chemo isn't working.

9 years ago | Likes 633 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Them drop your Mic and walk away

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

*moon walk away

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Moon man, moon man, can't you see...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is good. Don't worry about the eyebrows the haters will be too panicked to pay attention.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Note: Requires the ability to keep a straight face when wrecking someone, and the ability to cry on command.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chemo makes your eyebrows disappear as well

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Chemo affects people differently. My mom just lost most of her hair, but kept her eye brows and lashes. It's plausible.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe, but a dipshit who accuses you of being a Nazi because of a bald head isn't self aware enough to know that.

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Dont know that that would actually qualify as self awareness.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You have to be a Nazi to know a Nazi

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's an indicator that it isn't working

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh hey, look at the oncologist.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Really? It's not that I don't believe you but do you have a source or something to back that up?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No I was just bullshitting to make a joke

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not always, when my cousin did chemo only her eyelashes fell out

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry but this made me laugh for some reason. When I had chemo my eyebrows stayed mostly too. Eyewashes were gone though

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh my God! I think I lost my eyewashes too!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I lost all of my fucking hair....everywhere

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I did too actually. But i was a kid so I didn't have much anyways. Went bald except my eyebrows

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even your eyewash hair?!?!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

the swastika tattoos on your neck aren thelping.

9 years ago | Likes 1639 Dislikes 3

Turtle Turtle

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nor the trump sticker on your car

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren Thelping sounds like the name of the main character of a really shitty book.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's going to be a maze.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love the word thelping

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Did you have a little, tiny mustache?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neither did the "88" tattoo.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THEY'RE BUDDHIST SWASTIKAS!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I call them "Nats". It's like next tattoos as one word. ... Yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*aryan't helping.

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

SensibleChuckle.gif

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aren thelping

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Aren Thelping sounds like a name to me...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was wearing a turtleneck, she couldn't see them.

9 years ago | Likes 819 Dislikes 3

Were you looking for Kyle?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe the white tank too, suspenders, boot cut jeans and the black boots with red laces weren't a good idea either

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In this weather. ..... you are a freak

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yelling Sieg Heil! everytime you saw a guy with a mustache didn't help either.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

fuck here right in the pussy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where do you live? I feel like having a shaved head hasn't meant those things since like the 90s

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about the SS teardrops?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Got those lasered off, turns out that wasn't a good idea.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Huh. Who would've thought?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Please tell me you shrunk your head into your shirt and then popped it out while saying turtle.

9 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 1

Glorious and terrifying

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to do that back in basic. So worth the push-ups that followed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

before it loaded i hoped it was that gif! glorious

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is the only scene I can remember from that movie.. whatever it's name was

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Master of Disguise, "Am I not turtly enough for your Turtle Club?"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

:D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0