HeyGrifChupathingyHowAboutThat
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Jun 25, 2017 2:21 PM
HeyGrifChupathingyHowAboutThat
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MorganShuey
Wow women!
TheFawxGuy
Dafuq did I just read?
Scratchtherobotchicken
"I'm a strong woman who don't need no man" "can i make this man do everything for me?"
CajunBelle
As a female-we need tests before people should be allowed to have children. Sanity tests.
Turtleproof
That's not Jared Fogle.
supraman2turbo
So the lady is just a cunt that's all she's just a cunt
Derakor
what a cunt
Chillquotes
Does anyone have the replies?
Brian3000atl
That's not at all how child support works. In ANY state. Guy is dumber than be is a POS.
afx82
Please find that woman and make sure they remove the children from her care.
misinformednerd
No judge would give this and would probably make her pay his attorney's fees
SlagStorm
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SlicedCoffee
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ElysianKing
Fuck, I'd have a car accident too if I was dating someone like this.
AFancyGentleman
Holy shit... thats goddamned awful.
WhimsicalNarwhal
Troll.
OopsieDaiseys
All horribleness aside, I think her husband is the lucky one in this situation
RiverBear
https://i.imgflip.com/ur7ip.jpg
JamesBeapukin
If I was with her I'd die from a bourbon and 1911 accident...
barnwolf
Hmm I wonder if he starts paying child support, can he instead force full or partial custody of the child?
Orb99
Holy shit
whydidyoudothistome
RoyDMercer
No good deed goes unpunished.
IBuiltAFreakingArk
No good deed shall I do
PurlurBurr
All helpful urges should be circumvented.
BrianThePinkShark
Got this in my head now
BubbleGumNoel
i'm sure she caused the car accident - WILDCARD BITCHES ! R.I.P. to dead husband u.u
LoganFine
Well Mort I hope I hope you follow after your husband real soon.
Whatismypurpose
I hope she tried to take him to court and the judge educated her on what a piece of shit she is and let the guy leave.
WantDownvotes
Whats a POS
twfeline
This woman is.
ThatsNoMoonItsaSpaceStation
He didn't even put his dick in crazy...
OpieCunningham
Don't move next door to crazy...
AmIAUniquePersonality
Let us spare some time and directly nuke the planet.
ThatsNoMoonItsaSpaceStation
Or do something nice for crazy
numberonespongebebfan
Don't live within a 50 mile radius of crazy
ImRandyMarsh
This has to be a troll
TrdMrk
Dad died seven years ago... does a 8+ year old kid need to be watched for 2 hours? Sit them infront of a tv and they wont know you left
ArtMadeofYourComment
I was thinking a lot of people seem to be commenting as if it was a serious question instead of someone taking the piss.
Risqie
Problem being, seems like there are a lot of people this stupid and entitled.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Bless your heart.
DefinetlyNotObsessed
I pray. God do I pray.
Pally01
Poe's Law
scuba7jb
reason 45,813 why we need to issue "breeder permits" before people are allowed to have kids.
pres2pond
She is the exact kind of person who will game the system.
MurphysParadox
The better process is providing additional benefits/tax breaks/coupons/free stuff to parents who get said permits before baby is born.
wabitgirl
NO NO, THAT'S EUUUUUUGENICS AND IT'S EEEEE*burp*EEVIL!
Qualtagh
Honestly free birth control would do a lot of the work. Periods suck, so for most people the benefits outweigh the side effects. But nooo...
Redrumtac
More like make a better education system. Besides that violate tons of human rights
FancyFrance
But her emails. Wait. What are we talking about?
numberonespongebebfan
Wasn't that a thing in England which is how the word "fuck" came into being? Like they needed permission to have a child
Showmeyourotters
Yup, supposedly. FUCK: Fornicating Under Consent of King
Glenaim
No thats a myth
LupusIgnis
http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.asp
polymetricr
That's disappointing
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UnworthyBeatrix
I would say "minimum age 24ish" and "cannot have a criminal record" are both fair requirements which would improve the system.
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SaintMaceToTheFace
Destroy your life because he is miffed he spilled coffee
darkdragonempress
Criminal record requires a review process. Too many situations a criminal record ruins a good potential parent.
WaitWhatNope
The problem is, what happens if somebody has a child without a permit? What do you do?
Iamnotacreativeman
Criminals will always find a way to breed illegally
crimsan
Kill the parent, give the child to someone not retarded.
TheMershedPerderder
UNACCEPTABLEEEEEE!!! 1,000 YEARS DUNGEON!
CoeusDarksoul
Take the kid, and you pay for their upbringing in caring, capable households - but have no rights to visit, or even talk.
KGFood
Take everyone's uterus, and make them earn it back.
ajpimpsalll
I am a strong, independent man and there is NO way you're taking my uterus without a fight!
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Burlap sack, lake
TheLastBattlestar
Holy shit this is my favorite responce.
TheSplendidEntity
Solution: fix everybody immediately when they are born. U want sum kid? Get permit!
SexDrugsandSausagerolls
Assuming it would be lower class people,Chuck them in a workhouse until they have paid back the cost of the state raising it?
kys123365
Oh yea, indentured servitude, good idea man. Lets go get some more slaves from africa while we're at it
Fyba
That's why we reversibly sterilize everyone at birth until they get their permits.
FesteringQueen
How? Most processes involve hormones, something that can fuck with you when developing.
darkdragonempress
For males give that vasectomy lite where they put a cap on the vas deferens. Do it the start of puberty or close to it. Girls can get an 1
darkdragonempress
IUD I guess. Though I hope we get better things as time progresses. 2
kys123365
That is incredibly, incredibly fucked up
Fyba
More fucked up than the 100,000 foster kids?
Fyba
*100,000s (I wish imgur had an edit)
kys123365
Yes, significantly so.
Thefluffernutter
Forced sterilization? Yes, much much more fucked.