EshamTheBoogeyman
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I do get a lot of death threats tho. Still best job ever.
Oct 14, 2016 8:21 PM
EshamTheBoogeyman
46698
2052
869
I do get a lot of death threats tho. Still best job ever.
poopisfunny
sqlsupervillain
There are lots of sociopaths in the world. Guess you're one.
CaptainOblovious
So do u slow jerk the whole way through Schindler's list or just speed jerk during the sniper scene?
BugEyedLemur
You're either a troll or an asshole, either way still a douche. I hope someday you have misfortune and no one is there to help you. Fuck you
yrste
Meme correctly used sir.
imreallytrying
I'm pretty sure @op is lying.
EvanMills
I've been the poor guy.... down vote for you!
treeskier
You sir, are, what we in the profession, call a cunt. I can understand liking it for the money but for people's misery.... Cunt
Agenuineandfriendlydudewhossometimesanasshole
Jesus man, Interpunction dude.
JunoDeezNuts
elfTastic
So long as you know you're a piece of shit.
smoothcrib
An honest, fucked up confession. You truly need help take my +1
Fauxcused
Well, I guess even unrepentant assholes need entertainment. Don't expect us to be impressed, though.
Aelinsaar
So... you're a piece of shit. Don't worry, life has a way of evening those scales in time.
LondonRainfall
No it doesn't
SingleFlamingle
Bingo! Ref: Syria/ISIS and every other third world shithole riven with drug, sectarian or religious violence.
buzzkillington1
You sound like a piece of shit
WayneBruceWayne
My mother and I took care of my dying grandma, cancer. Bills piled up, you shouldn't find joy out of people's misery.
MamaKin
Karma happens to be a righteous bitch. I hope you meet her some day at a very low point in your life, as you did with your "clients"
wadenelson1
Karma has repaid me double for every mean word, mean act I ever committed. Be careful.
OldSaintDickolas
Yeah fuck the poor. They should just hurry up and be wealthy already like the rest of us.
sonic745
Asshole.
EshamTheBoogeyman
You welfare fuck
sonic745
I make more money than you.
EshamTheBoogeyman
Sure bud
HolyFaackItsASamsquanch
As an employee of a power company, disconnects for non-pay isnt something we enjoy generally unless whoever we are disc. is an asshole.
HolyFaackItsASamsquanch
However, you are given ample opportunity to pay up without being disconnected. If you dont, our hands are kind of tied.
HolyFaackItsASamsquanch
But to enjoy it? Fuck you. I hope you get flash burned.
HolyFaackItsASamsquanch
Not really tho...but i do hope you get fired for being a dick to customers
The2ndCuban
How is he being a dick to the customers?he said that he acted sympathetic so unless he's a bad actor they wouldn't know that he enjoys it.
ambispankterous
Well that would make you an asshole.
JerBearington
I don't believe karmic justice is real but I wish it was in your case
madetheaccountjustforyou
What karmic result do the people stealing power get?
SixpennySmoke
They're not stealing power... they're behind on bills. There's a huge difference there.
madetheaccountjustforyou
Taking something without paying for it? Sounds like theft to me.
chase7436
No, it's called poverty, you dumb bitch.
madetheaccountjustforyou
Oh, it's OK to take thing without paying if your poor. How silly of me believing in people getting paid for what they do.
transientarchitect
You might be a sociopath. I'm not a doctor, but I've seen a movies in my day.
BoozeSlinger
No need to ask who you're voting for next month.
aufdie
I love this! Nobody knows who you actually are talking about!
EshamTheBoogeyman
I'm in Canada but I want trump to win just because
wadatahmydamie
Yeah, somebody already mentioned that you're a sociopath. Lying doesn't help either.
stonerlibtard
I'm in America and I want him to win because it'll spice things up. Clinton will just be the same boring shit
wadatahmydamie
I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that you're not a minority, and that you're young enough to have never struggled.
DoctorCoktopus
Are we talking under 18 young? I've struggled, and granted I don't feel like he does about it, but I do somewhat understand the feeling.
GodEmperorOfImgur
As a European, I too want Trump to win, simply because it will help Americans realize how fucked their political system is.
wadatahmydamie
Him being nominated instead of laughed off the stage told us that. We've got a fucked system, but it's not Brexit bad.
SixpennySmoke
Trust me... we know. Well... most of us anyway
kingdacobra
God everyone up voting this an OP is a huge dick
hatemythesis
No he is not, he does the job he is given and enjoys doing it. Something any of us could hope for.
goatfatdoc
its a confession bear for a reason tho
GodEmperorOfImgur
Correct use of meme deserves an upvote.
dogsgreaterthancats
Enjoying it is a little much but pay your damn power bill. It takes several months to get turned off. I had a bill pay for mine and it 1/
dogsgreaterthancats
Stopped getting paid when the bank sent a new card. Took 4 months I think.
MicheleTidwell
Yeah it really depends on the company ours was 15 days past due date
MicheleTidwell
And in some smaller towns there isn't a lot of choices
QuadrilateralEnix
It's the correct use of the meme at least, but that doesn't make up for being a horrible person.
GadenKerensky
There's no cure for being a cunt.
TheLawAndOrder
It does make up for what he does. The meme is made for stuff like this. Not saying he isn't a dick btw
ikealjordan
easy there, satan
0rian
Would upvote but you have 666 upvotes
TheLivingTumor
I guess I will leave a comment here
SugarSmack
Hey now. http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq28xglOAC1qe5ugfo2_500.gif
eroso
I thought he was joking, but reading his comment tells something else.
troublecliff
Either a massive troll or a genuine asshole. Either way, OP's posts and comments are basically all shitty.
flaminggiraffe
I want to upvote but gotta protect that 666...
mascaralvb
A true confession at least.
Redballoonsatan
Even I think you're a d bag bro, and I'm literally Satan.
ImActuallyAHobbitPleaseTeleportMeToMiddleEarth
RxFukitall
Actually, it'd Satine
ImActuallyAHobbitPleaseTeleportMeToMiddleEarth
krugle
I once turned off the natural gas supply for a town because I was bored at work and wanted to see what that button did.
superfat2009
Well looks like we have a bunch of devils here on imgur
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
And that's one free service call for every house in the community to check and re-light pilots in old appliances.
JerBearington
"Like a million voices crying out...from cold showers."
OriginalCommenter938
Last time I hit a button at work 3 cop cars showed up, one guy was lying in prone in the parking lot with an AR-15. My boss doesn't know.
Echopractic
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
Yeah we can't have idiots like you in a control room, ever.
Markuspsyches
We need to design control panels with big red buttons that lock out all the other controls while blaring "Warning Idiot at the controls"
krugle
I was green as grass at the time.
SlickerThanNick
was it big and red with the words "do not press" on it?
wyatt8740
a sign lit up saying "please do not press this button again."
thehoopiestfrood
I appreciate this reference +1
wyatt8740
Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
atuinworldturtle
Does this story include sperm whales and potted petunias?
wyatt8740
Eventually, yes. I can recite most of the radio series of it from memory :P - also I like the discworld reference username
krugle
It was big and red.
RichterCa
https://scififantasylitchick.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/history-eraser-button-ren-and-stimpy-cartoon.gif
belligerentrightdoer
You're an operator aren't you?
krugle
Back then I was green, been debating on going operating but I'm not sure if I want to deal with the BS.
Aelinsaar
A button. One button. To shut of all natural gas to a whole town?
ChewbaccaRocka
It's called efficiency
PhiIIipJFry
I mean the button could have caused a problem that hindered supply rather than a button thats purpose is to turn off their gas
iAmLordBeer
That still seems like a pretty poorly designed system there, Fry.
xanthassilver
You're what's known as an asshole. Rot in your own shit.
SarcasticComment
ironic, this is such an assholeish thing to say.
xanthassilver
I match asshole with asshole
SarcasticComment
Which makes you win?
xanthassilver
Why is it about winning. You treat people like shit, you'll be treated like shit.
SarcasticComment
Which is why I'm treating you like shit. The turd keeps rolling down hill
fuck123456789
It's their job, the people should pay their bills
Rainblowjob
it's not his job to be entertained by other people's suffering, tho. that's why it's a confession bear
fuck123456789
Boo boo, don't be such a fucking wet bag
Rainblowjob
explaining something to you which you obviously didn't perceive does not equal being a wet bag
fuck123456789
What right do you have to say he shouldn't enjoy his job
xanthassilver
Then don't be an asshole about it. Its your job, just do it, don't fuck with people, give them false hope, ect. Just do the job
fuck123456789
Oh boo hoo, don't be such a pussy
xanthassilver
How is treating people with a bit of decency a bad thing? Just be honest about you not caring and move on.
fuck123456789
its not like they laugh in their face
Somanyquestions
He never said he fucked with people though, only that he secretly enjoys it.
UncivilCivilEngineer
This is illegal in Australia. No one ever has their power cut it is a safety thing and now part of what is considered basic human rights.
ThySausagePrince
It's illegal in Texas to cut off power if there are children. We have assisted billing.
lekimdraw
Oh yeah? Well here in America they're trying to make it where water isnt considered a human right! So suck on that Austrailia!.... Oh wait..
jweenypwee
That's common in places where A/C is literally life support. Not the case in the Midwestern U.S. where lots of homes don't even have A/C.
mabalacat
Midwest US? You mean where it's 120f in the summer? I don't know which Midwest state you're from, but all the ones I've lived in ac is norm.
mabalacat
And we were still gonna get our power cut when we missed a bill this summer.
BurnieCinders
Not in the 80s. I remember getting my power cut in the 80s.
UncivilCivilEngineer
things changes with the installation of VOIP phones etc.
Emberpaw
Wow...
killernerd
same here but they get a special meter that limits how much power they can draw at a given time and how much they can use per month
pjplatypus
In NZ there was a lady on a respirator that died a few years ago after the power was cut. Now there's a medical dependency process.
pjplatypus
Basically if you don't pay it gets sent to debt collections but the power stays on.
SaintMaceToTheFace
And I kinda think that's stupid. It's a SERVICE and if you don't pay for it you don't get it
UncivilCivilEngineer
not everywhere is like the states, we have social services, everyone should be able to afford power
SomeGeographer
And a lot of people have to choose between food, medicine, or bills. I had to live that way for a few yrs in both childhood & adulthood.
Cheknya
This should really be a thing everywhere
thegaardian
Pay for my power bro I'm 200 dollars short...oh you cant?
DarkThaumaturge
In Ohio there is a law that prohibits companies from turning off services during winter.
EshamTheBoogeyman
My favorite thing is doing it in the winter. Poor and cold.
321Nik
but then they might hypothermia to death!
PathologicalLier
that just means less poor people.
IshitOnWindshields
Thats pretty much all states.
Cheknya
Common sense has another small victory
Isometimesupvotereposts
Well, with Ohio winters...
popejubal
How does the power company get people to pay their bill?
SpeakerToMeat
Idk but there could be ways, for example being denied non vital govt procedures and credit if listed as non paying
PilotPirx
Seize it directly from the account, or even directly from their wages. If there is money at all you can get it. (Plus additional costs)
DavidNightingale
They take other things.
Deaus
Curious about this myself. If I could keep my electricity and not have to pay this BS $250/month bill, I wouldn't pay it.
UncivilCivilEngineer
um legal proceedings, court, jail etc. It is stealing if you dont pay.
SwaglortSeal
How do you spend 250 a month on energy? We averaged about 70-110 in a 5 bedroom w/ 3 people.
myteenyverse
It's called California
Wormbo2
Hydroponics.
Designatedsurvivor
Fuck you man. Some poor people have it hard enough.
PotassiumLover
Are you saying that because of his job or because he enjoys it?
RonSwansonsBacon
Because he enjoys it.. Well when u was in the army I enjoyed combat.. So come disconnect my power.
mikeoc61
Pay your bill and he won't have to
RonSwansonsBacon
Electrical bill 200$. Making someone suffer who deserves it, priceless.
aguacatedeldiablo
I mean, what's the real difference between OP is someone who feels real remorse? The power still gets shut off.
DHReaver
Nothing for the customer, it reflects poorly on OP though. Enjoying other peoples suffering isn't usually a good sign.
EshamTheBoogeyman
They should stop being poor
tusig1243
Don't care if this is at -86. It made me laugh. Good shit
SaintMaceToTheFace
Bold
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
What is wrong with you? Didn't get the bike you wanted? Mommy didn't love you?
HardhatBambi
He has a small penis and has to feel manly some way..
troublecliff
YOU ARE A VILE WRETCHED CUNT
troublecliff
Or are you trolling? So tough to say these days... Ugh
DoctorCoktopus
As someone with narcissistic tendencies I'm reeally trying to kick, sounds too stereotypical "rich guy" to not be a troll, but even if (1/2)
DoctorCoktopus
it is legitimate, insults don't really mean much, because in his eyes it's like being insulted by animals. Either way he gets off on this.
DoctorCoktopus
(2/2)
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
You could stop being ignorant and maybe it'll create a wave of impact that'll lift them out of poverty to be as awesome as you clearly are.
PotassiumLover
GodEmperorOfImgur
And what should he do? Not cut off their power, so someone else does it? Or just give them free power, pay out of his own pocket?
DoctorCoktopus
Offer to provide them with information on where to find the people who can help get them on the right track job-wise.
GodEmperorOfImgur
That's not his job. What if they already have jobs and just put themselves in massive debt due to frivilous credit card usage?
GadenKerensky
At least don't take pleasure in doing a job that brings people misery.
EshamTheBoogeyman
I worked hard AND did lots of drugs and drinking and rehab and STILL came out on top
RedroverRedrover
On top of poor people. Lol, way to go!!!!
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
Me too. Plus a conviction. Now a well to do business owner. Still not a fucking piece of shit. I don't step on those beneath me as a result.
Iamtheonewholurks
And that makes you better than other people?
EshamTheBoogeyman
Yes