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Feb 28, 2018 6:52 PM
whoknowswhoitis
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nattesheim
“Poot” Its a combination of put and poo. Great!
MinnesotaWhaddup
I see you
DomZombie
--Madison, age 28
RenaissanceFaireMan
I think she's going to be in for a surprise if she tries to shove a hamster where the sun don't shine.
hiig
Read it in heavy's voice after seeing the poot
danabell017
MarlenaWatches
This is why I didn't breed.
Draykun
Snot nosed brats. Gotta love em
emparier
Stop Charlie das gay
fizixx
Berkley ?
Cornwallace29
The guy that tweeted that used to play in the NHL
RelartOfGivia
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CustardPies
Fake adult writing
nukethelizards
It's shit like this that genuinely makes me pine for motherhood. Former group home manager, so I think that desensitized me. No fear.
KittenNuggets
JazzSpazzCat
The kid putting barbies up his butt probably shouldnt have a pet hamster....just saying...
twfeline
Whatever you do, DON'T LET HIM GET HIS HANDS ON ANY DUCK TAPE.
dirkmcdirk
Always upvote Mark Parrish... always upvote hockey!
ruferto
fair warning
ShiaSurprised
That kid planning on pooping on the hamster
ArgyleNate
Yeah, that hamster is walkin the "Brown Mile" regardless.
whosagoodboy92
XcgsdV
lawful evil
whoknowswhoitis
MMAgCh
The hamster, being coprophagous:
whosagoodboy92
at least it's not a gerbil otherwise something similar but very different will happen to it
TKBarbus
Lemiwinks!
TheGreatWillyWonka
Come on Barbie. Lets go Party.
lafemmenikita
AAAAAH! Aahhhh.. Aawwwwwyeahhh
EverythingRemindsMeOfHer
Yeah. I heard this in porn.
ImPrettySureThatsSpam
Therapist: “Show me where they touched you on this do— no, no, don’t stick it in your butthole.”
Aschyk
First take a big step back.. and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
lowkeywizdumb
Parr bear made the front page! I’ll be routing for you in initials! Good Guys!
lowkeywizdumb
Rooting, I’m an idiot.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
whoknowswhoitis
whosagoodboy92
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
ExplainThisJoke
"honey, it's spelled 'put'"
JackSmiles2
reminds me of louis CK joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oLXNqQzvbU
JackSmiles2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTrCBcrFMCI longer version o-o
elcanon04
Mark Parrish!! KFAN! POWERTRIP!
WHATAREYADOIN
Pear bear
heyitssnowing
Not sure if I believe this..every kid knows how to spell butt
RenaissanceFaireMan
Yes, the other spelling mistakes can just be ignored. More than likely, the kid just ran out of paper (lol).
whoknowswhoitis
eromitlab
Nobody wants a wild card, okay, it doesn't make any sense. We don't want a maniac in our group, there's no benefit to it.
deliriousstormdrain
Why would a child put a doll up his butt hole? This is the question that the parents need to be asking. Strange.
padmandoo
But*
ForgivingCat
To make his sister angry.
Perovskite
To get poop on the hair.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Upvote because...duh.
Copperbrat
That's what I thought too. Then I remembered my brother and some of the shit he got up to.
RaynWisp
No one said Charlie was a child...
Rabbitpople
If adults stick things up there butts why wouldn’t kidds
PoIluticorn
Like all five year olds everywhere, my daughter is obsessed with poop and butts because it's a fucking hilarious topic.
IIRocks
“Kevin hart saying that’s gay”
TheRealHelmsman
knock it off with your kinkshaming!
JPRiddles
What child can comfortably fit a barbie's head up his butt? Children disturb me.
mmmerf
Comfort ain't even a part of this.
MMAgCh
To be fair, the note says nothing about "comfortably".
Perolith
you say that like most children have a concept of comfortable. have you SEEN how they sleep?
thalass
AND THEN A BIG BROWN SHARK CAME
BritishBatman
To see if they could. It's a kid there's nothing more to it.
losersarethenewwinners
My kids of done stranger things than that. It just goes along with having kids! Especially boys ...
mmmerf
Why would a brother put his sister's doll up his butt hole? Sibling. Rivalry. It's all in the name.
IfYouAreReadingThisILoveYou
Plot twist: 'Charlie' is actually the 38 year old 'special' uncle.
lottiedoowop
My little brother used to stick a finger in his ass, yell "Butt finger!!! Smellll" and proceed to shove the finger in your face. Weirdo.
Penguinsandbroadswords
Child 1 got mad at Child 2 so C1 pooped in his hand, and threw it at C2. When asked he said he got it from the monkeys in Madagascar.
XnFM
Why do grey stick crayons up their noses and in their ears? Kids just stick things in places, especially when they've been told not to.
dismemberedtoddler
But hole*
FarkasMacTavish
Because it fits.
lawfulpotato
To antagonize the sibling?
Buttpiratingisnotacrime
How deep did he put this doll?? And why does this kid put stuff in his ass ?
RenaissanceFaireMan
Uh, to get poo on stuff?!
BearGoesBruh
Don’t question kids very young kids... I use to.. well nevermind.
RichardWeedMD
Look up Pool Sticks taken off market 90s kids claimed they went up butt by accident. Adults somehow blamed the stick, not a joke
storeboughtqueso
If you have a curious kid, anything and everything is a science experiment to them
fistermatic5000
I put a Lego antenna up my butt and pushed it out on my brother's head. Good times.
watercolortitties
I’m literally a scientist and never put anything up my butt.
Vetty0138
What kind of science do you study?
ForgivingCat
You should try it. For science.
CheddarDreams
Then can you really say you're a scientist?
whipplenipper
Repressed memories are a hell of a drug.
Perolith
then you're not a very good scientist.
GoldenRamoth
I urge you to look up Eddie Murphy and "the Fart game".
thedetailer13350
Hahahaha. You're as old as me prolly
GoldenRamoth
born in '92. But it was some of my favorite stand up growing up :)
thedetailer13350
'75 for me. He was really funny. Can't say half that shit nowadays.
GoldenRamoth
Yeah there'd be pitchforks if he tried that act again lol
misterwit
I lit my living room on fire as a 4 y/o and then walked into the kitchen and sat down to eat my cereal because I liked how fire looked.
SeanBeanJovi
Did you use your baby bro's dirty diaper to start it? My middle bro did.
misterwit
Nah it was a roll of TP sitting on the coffee table my mom was using as tissues since she had a cold.
Rossovich
Uh... Is there any followup to that, or?...
misterwit
My mother smelled the smoke within a minute of me digging in to my cereal. The coffee table was the only casualty thankfully.
Rossovich
That's surprisingly not as bad as I expected. What your mother probably did to you... Doubtfully great.
misterwit
My mother was trained in the ancient ways of the wooden spoon. I stood no chance.
Snowman0HK
Don't we all. You sound like you were a handful
misterwit
I had no concept of the difference between what I could and could not do. If I could pick up a hammer, it was time to find nails, lol.
ThatOneGuyPablo
With a hammer everything was a nail when i was little lol
AustenFan
WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO CREATE FIRE WITH LAYING AROUND WHEN YOU WERE 4????
PoppinLochNessHopster
You mean like a lighter?
misterwit
Bic lighters are small and easy to forget about and my dad owned several.
AustenFan
Ah! Okay. That's fair. He just didn't realize he had a pyro on his hands. I've lost many a lighter myself...I just don't have kids so NBD.
ForgivingCat
Don't get a lighter that a 4yo can operate.
dafawkudoin
Dude my 4yo nephew is my tech support
PrincessOctopus
As someone who had a father that kept lighters, I wouldn't say a bic is exactly easy for a 4yo to use...
whoknowswhoitis
Parents reading the letter
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jimmydungis
Drugs
BBBBAAKKAAAA
What's the source for this?
HoneNathan
Is that Anthony Soprano?
Fahargo
I was see original
FriskySour
https://gfycat.com/lastingcarefulhairstreak
Fahargo
20 dudes 2 chicks sounds about right for a frat party
SBSP129
BannedAgainHaHa
What is this guy reacting to lmao
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azflames
A girl hits an amazing beer can detonation on her first try
jenileabedelia
Um lol first try? Not likely!
theFartySarlacc
What the hell is a beer can detonation?
zanzlanz
Here's where the gif came from:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmlCwAcuexk
FriskySour
https://gfycat.com/lastingcarefulhairstreak
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Another image hosting site on imgur? That's heresy
SatanOfCourse
Chapitas
If you had any kids you might know. And if you do have kids then you didn´t pay attention to them.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
Not all kids shove things up their butt.
Fortherea
I’m pretty sure that’s imprecise wording by the writer. Charlie probably rubbed the barbie on his butt hole to rile up his sister.
Flyingkitty67
Thank you! Everyone is taking this so literally.