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shkudelibudlibudlibudliboo
I much prefer her smile to him. I reckon she rocked his socks and could do so any time she likes.
VolcanoPotato
My sister gave me that book for Christmas. My mom thought it was blank so you could draw pictures and journal and stuff.
andohh
She needs to use this as a sex diary and re-gift it back next year.
ThatOneGayRaccoon
Mom: "I'm gonna go out and fuck as many people as I can find now, you crusty shit bird."
JohnVoid
Dat laugh
standingalone
I heard about sex at 47 ,which is quite cool, I only live at 41. Merry Christmas.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
What if I'm 42 banging a 24 year old? Am I ded? Liek so ded? Pls halp.
dantm
RIP OP's dad.
LoookMaNoHands
That guy in the back....
LMNOParis
I didn't notice
commentingbecauseofeditorinsurvivorshow
he ded
Flyingcheesycheeseballs
The guy's reaction in the background just made my day.
JansPrandtl
I'd hit that
ThisCommentWasAutomaticallyGeneratedByImgurViralizer
Which one?
TheGuyThatKeepsChangingHisName
I'm still waiting for sex after 19 :/
SendMeYourNude
This is hilarious. But everyone I assure you, sex after 40 exists. I promise.
ThatsNotMyDadThatsACellPhone
I'm 40, and I got laid TWICE on Christmas!! woohoo
Ghostthirteen
Can someone please meme that guy LMFAO!
fullbodylovedoll
http://imgur.com/gECgxDO
TheRedWunder
That's the most genuine reaction I've ever seen
WhenTheMusicsOver
This is so genuine. I want this someday :/
bimpnottin
Really, it made me so happy to see it!
SheepSyndrome
Me too!! Been giggling
fullbodylovedoll
http://imgur.com/t0iU6Lb
imgurnalist
Acura ads are getting creative
TheRealFedora
"Information compiled by expert studies involving one on one field research."
TheRealFedora
I'm just imagining a 42 year old guy trying to pick up chicks in a bar and recording every interaction in a little field journal.
APatheticApathetic
I can actually hear him laugh
meddlinpenguin
shut up. this is silent youtube.
imposterpill
I can actually hear me laughing
notoriousgld
I'm actually hearing more of a cackle?
BloodBlight
MisterMetalMaker
Reeeaally?
BassTapir
sass.gif
PraiseRhllor
Dat gif doe
Dreadends
"Mi amor."
MercDerth
So, buttsex?
BloodBlight
byzzak
One day I hope to have as much fun as that guy in the background is having.
Roumenov
One day....
hystericant
Or. Hopefully much more fun? By the looks of it.
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
That is the happiest looking man I have ever seen maybe, in my whole life. I LOVE THIS, THANKS OP!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheRetiredColourman
Yeah, I'm I'm a good mood now. This pictures make me feel happy. Thanks to you op
hashtaghuskies
The guy, not the book, makes this.
EasyUpVote
Though the book is pretty solid too!
Tspn
Seems Acura-it
puddlejumper
Seriously, do you have no Integra-ty
kchin154
Keep it up and we'll end up with an Odessy
rushyboy123
The guy in the back looks like he got shot in the shoulder and is screaming in pain.
ImTheWalrus
What, that's not what's happening?
DHR000x
Shoutout to all these paint masters, can anybody make this happen? I didnt get any presents yet :(
bb5mes
I love how his hand is all blurry in the last pic so you know he's waving it around
10art1
As you wish, Supreme Leader.
(sorry, just watched the interview so this is on my mind)
dammitcaboose
The real MVP ladies and gentlemen
efhawthorne
"One on one field research."
EchoOfSnac
She killed him with her powers.
giraffinator
10/10 didn't see that cuming. Weh heh heh...
imgurhq
Literally posted the same post just hours ago... Guess it wasn't as good as this one.
szepasszony
link? (so we can upvote)
TheRealFedora
Imgur is a fickle beast.
wibblywobblytimeywimey
Also, this is from Reddit.
MaybeOneDayIWillFinallyGrowAPenis
this one is from reddit, so it wasn't stolen.
imgurhq
just upvoted to Most popular while mine is gasping for breath in user sub lol
MaybeOneDayIWillFinallyGrowAPenis
hahaha, precisely :P at this point, yours has possibly been trampled to death
BuckNakd
Plot twist: its for her to fill in a personal sex memoir
ILikeThisPost
Plot Twist: she already filled it in
ThatLemonStealingHorse
It would still be empty if it was mine...
GreyKihano
Plant a rose every occasion and make a beautiful garden out of it.
HubCapDiamondStarHalo
and give it to him ... next year.
BuckNakd
http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/dennisreynolds-erotictravels.png
FiendishDoctorWu
Oh you think you jesus huh? We'll I'm JEEEESSUUSSSS *Jazz hands*
CorporateFatCat
I wouldn't mind helping her fill that book of hers...
MrBlobbyBlob
Good guy CorporateFatCat doesn't say "I wouldn't mind filling her in"
MrBlobbyBlob
Also, good guy CorporateFatCat is not all that common a phrase =S
skyrim11
And give it back to the original gift giver
FrizzityFresh
I don't have anything witty to say but I like how both the other responses are related.
VodkaReindeer
It's for the kids to find after she dies.
SusanGoGetMyPants
Which hopefully isn't one of her kids.
GoodOleMusky
*is
tamorgz
He out did himself with the dad jokes.
parkurass
He prolly is a dad.
FlamingRutabaga
The greatest dad joke of 2014
waterevencats
I don't get it...Wats the joke
southboundpachyderm
He out dad himself?
DragonOnSteroids
GET OUT.
JeffGoldblumWatchesYouPoop
Who is Out and why do I need to go get him
southboundpachyderm
I'm staying. Enjoying my coffee..
SeanOfTheNotSoDead
I think the guy in the background died.
Wakborder517
It looks like cardiac arrest to me. See how he grabbed his chest? Classic signs of a heart attack
BuckNakd
i think that guy might really be dead http://cdn.hark.com/images/000/940/742/940742/original.jpg
donkeymoney
from lack of sex
jackrabbitsam
Seems that way from the 3rd image how he placed his hand in his chest .
sillypinkpanda
I died when I realized he put it in a Victoria's Secret gift box.
omegamonster
he ded.
pakman84
or was killed
BootySnuggler
He ded.
Rodvitner
As someone who's an expert if the field of dying, he definetly ded.
Rhase
Nah, he just literally can't even
ohms
#basic
ScimitarsRUs
get well soon
CocktailGaming
RIP
GBWI
He is 39.
NotAnAligator
Plot twist: The book is actually a death note and The guy in the book was the first name written
DjSvice
All of the yes
melindarae
OMFG Deathnote ftw. +1
Hopsnscotch
YES.
slothinatorr
"FUCK, ONLY 20 YEARS LEFT TO GET LAID" - that guy probably
xKosmisch
bustyblonde
And got rigor Mortis with jazz hands
sasquatchpatch
His name was Robert Paulson
cardiokillsgains
yah he appears to be shot
AnalBeard
Never go full dad
Lud11
full ded*
ImHigh
Guy in the background is kill.
Durendana
he ded
LordDickBrowning
What did he do?
ICannotDecideOnAUsername
liek so ded
Theguybehindthecurtain
Liek omg dead
Leann769
I hope he's ok!
sriver04
And that's why there won't be sex after 40.
n0n53n53
He can't even
PistolsOBrien
He ded
ltherapistl
like OMG ded
WhenTheMusicsOver
This is so genuine. I want this someday :/
ballaBOSS
-said no one