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Aug 2, 2017 7:29 PM
ElmoNator
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First Frontpage!!! Send potatoes!!!
Gremlynn4023
She said speak, not write.
PanicAtTheCostco
I guess everyone punctuates twitter and nobody EVER makestypos on the internet
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Well since there doesn't seem to be any evidence that the top guy is on welfare he'd be fine making the statement in Spanish.
stewartm0205
Only mothers with dependent children and disable people get welfare. Immigrants don't get welfare.
FloppyTheFighter
Zerberus
Dont see a problem to import qualified people into your country so far one of the better things Trump is trying to do
CigaretteMan
Ironically, dude probably hasn't seen a burn like that since he left Syria
bamblebimble
Tbf he said speak not type
IOnlyUseSmallCaps
Kahn33
acme64
but he's not getting welfare, checkmate atheists
pyr666
i thought it was widely accepted that attacking someone's grammar was an open admission of defeat.
FrostyToasty
Could be he's on a phone and auto corrected to your instead of you're.
MicFredrick
Just an average Syrian refugee scrolling through social media like every other day
Dionysus187
He wrote speak, not write. These are two different things. That's why two different words are used to describe them.
bluegent
Why isn't this the top comment?
JohnLeePettimore
You got some grammar Jihad
dahlitheweiner
Grammar nazi!!!
icelandicsealbear
No Nizar you don't understand, if you were fortunate enough to be born to parents who can afford to support you, you don't need english.
BLONALD
Things which didn't happen.
BrilliantButCowardly
Trump can barely speak English. I'd like to see his birth certificate...
GnomeTalmbout
it's like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain♪♫♪♫
Iggloodamus
On your wedding day!
CentaurForDiseaseControl
None of the things in that song are ironic.
Iggloodamus
I need a lamp to throw.....
ffilm
When "speaking," your and you're sound the same.
enderite
https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JeeQ1ptviOb3Kow/giphy.gif
justanotherguy135
It's Facebook not Essaybook
735824
You still need to speak English if you'd like to fit in to the dominant culture, sweetie.
Skyluin
But he cant english, so is kay. Immigrant isnt the point, being able to communicate is.
madpoopz
There is a difference between speaking a language and writing/typing a language.
Kukiniloa
Yes but Nizar had the benefit of Syrian education.
finewine8888
Grammar Nazi doesn't seem to fit. How about grammar isis, terror grammar, sharia grammar?
FrostyToasty
If he's middle eastern. Vocab Arab.
finewine8888
This is good as it rhymes
AngryGuyInABathroom
Grammarstani?
finewine8888
that would be their capital
eroso
Grammar Nizar, duh
criticus666
So can we say that by using 'your', that dude's been repossessed?
JosephMcCovery
Looks like something my fellow Alabamians would say.
PutThePRNDLinD
...and let's not even start on the punctuation...
MouthSpiders
To be fair, he did say speak, not write. Just saying...
TraitorousTrump3
He aint got no punk chu ashion.
PanicAtTheCostco
Its twitter
Sauroctonus
Pfft! What punctuation?
finewine8888
Punctuation is soooo last century
bpetersen
Slightly annoying people always mention the easy ones. Let's do harder rules e.g. you need a comma when 2 independent clauses are separated
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Or e.g. versus I.e.
bpetersen
By a coordinating conjuction
Hoodwinker27
Agree....but let's get this to the front page...
oarttam
Three periods not four or two...
ElmoNator
It worked!
Hoodwinker27
gundam02
Or lack thereof...
IKnowAllTheLyricsToTheSimpsonsThemeSong
Or, lack the.r"eof
micgenc
I giggled
BlameBilly
I *gig*le.d
merlecorey
so long as the top guy isn't receiving welfare this isn't necessarily hypocritical
yourmomscheese
He also said speak English versus be literate
ISayFuckAllTheTime
And while he doesn't write English well, he at least clearly speaks English
CentaurForDiseaseControl
He receives rights as per his assumed American citizenship, so he is under American welfare
merlecorey
fair point, im mostly trying to be snarky
isthatgoodicanttell
thats surely what he meant by welfare in this context right?
softballguy
Guys like him never mean welfare in the context of how they apply to him.
CentaurForDiseaseControl
Doesn't matter what he meant by welfare, he's receiving the benefit and protection of the American government, he's subject to his own rules
isthatgoodicanttell
well he speaks English so since his own rules are what matters he passes
CentaurForDiseaseControl
I think the comment though is saying he isn't using his own language correctly, so he has no merit in imposing it on others
causality
Statistically speaking, the more racist areas get more from the government than they pay in taxes.
iAmTheTravinator
Ayyyy go Minnesota! I can be proud about something now
Cyzyk
That does not explain why Delaware is second from the bottom, yo.
acme64
deleware doesn't have enough racists to make a dent
NuclearAutumn
New Mexico gets a bad rap on federal spending but it has 3 Air Force bases, 2 National Labs, a NASA facility and a nuclear waste repository.
NuclearAutumn
Not to mention the Very Large Array radio telescopes, a FLETC, and 15 national parks. The federal government gets its money's worth in NM.
SoThenThisAssholeSaid
Correlation doesn't not mean causation.
HighlySexualLobster
Economic scarcity alters the perception of race http://www.pnas.org/content/111/25/9079.full
SoThenThisAssholeSaid
I don't think you realize exactly what you just did here. We agree on the relation, your posting does not.
HighlySexualLobster
States that take more federal dollars than their economies can generate? Might be an indicator of possible resource scarcity.
HighlySexualLobster
Resource scarcity leads to an increase in the perception of racial differences & accentuation of not only features but preconceived notions