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Sauce : https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/72vqga/skinny_kim_jong_un_would_make_the_situation_with/?st=J841QX1D&sh=3d67addd #politics#funny
Sep 29, 2017 11:23 AM
nojuanknowjuan
199999
4974
93
Sauce : https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/72vqga/skinny_kim_jong_un_would_make_the_situation_with/?st=J841QX1D&sh=3d67addd #politics#funny
antoonz
It's funny bc he's fat.
enderite
Much more Bond villain. Much less Asian Michelin Man.
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
Skinny Kim Jong Un kinda looks fiiine
CitizenDickbag
Uh skinny Kim is actually pretty darned attractive... yikes.
FemaleINTJ
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that...
cogphn
That's legit terrifying
HowAboutTheBSharps
He put on weight to look more like his grandfather
CNNBRFIINF
Indeed he did. And emulates the haircut as well for the same reason.
Horehey360
He had plastic surgery too.
iusedtohaveathesisbutmyspinestoppedmoving
And, unintentionally, to say "fuck you" to all the malnourished north Koreans.
doctorbees
"Unintentionally"
GoCorral
His eyebrows, nose, and eyes are all different. But I get the idea.
CorrelatingGIF
GoCorral
A true craftsman.
ThunderousGalaxy
Plus he has sideburns lol
Jeanemon
Better eyebrows and a nice line up, too.
TinyTrashPanda
He looks like a Far Cry villain
DerKonig
Skim Jong Un
PaulLynde
It's sad in a way, but he looks the way he does because they are trying to make him look like his grandfather. It's a propaganda thing.
skipweasel
It would feel very different if either side weren't hell-bent on reaching new heights of buffoonery.
PeatyMcSluggy
He actually got fat on purpose to look more like Kim Jong Sung. As well as various plastic surgeries. He just wanted to play basketball!
RoodKontjeAapje
He actually looks like someone you can take seriously. How do they not expect the whole fucking world to make fun of him as he is now?
RockImgr
Can I see a skinny Trump?
SwaglortSeal
I learned recently that that KJU intentionally gained weight in a series of efforts to emulate his grandfather and (practically) diety 1/2
SwaglortSeal
the North Korean people. This helps reinforce his power and the idea of him as the rightful leader of the people. Side-by-side to follow 2/3
SwaglortSeal
https://natethayer.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/kimjongun_kimilsung-600x340.jpg 3/3
fskn
https://imgur.com/umU4I2f
Pandi66
#FatShaming
furezasan
Innocent Buu Vs Evil Buu
GoatBastard
Slim Jong Un is actually kinda cute
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
Hello Mr. supreme leader
IOAYCHAN
He actually looks like a guy from a KPOP group called exo. His name is Chanyeol.http://smboysgeneration.com/exos-chanyeols-lookalike-is-who/
Naseth
Agreed, I have a morally objectionable lady boner right now.
Kittypurfect
Same
capramius
Thank you! Been wondering how'd he look like if he weren't fat.
VagisilToothpaste
But then he wouldn't be able to showcase his utter sloth/wealth compared to all of the other "happy" citizens of DPRK.
msa011
Is that Miyavi?
Applepotamus
quasarken
More like Slim Jong Un amirite?
zephyrbell
His hands are still fat. Fat hands
letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
Zeus541
Will the real Slim Kimmy please stand up?
ThisUsernameWasntTakenIGuess
URITE!
CommentProvider
yes, you are right.
zapbranagan
Yep
Bigballz
Not be confused with his more evil twin brother Slim Dong Poon
FoxGodRecords
Dis a-for youuu
daguq
Pun level: Nuclear!
glaug
Ayyy
thelaaaaaw
Skim Jong Un sounds good too
MFuzzySmock
Would the real Slim Jong Un please stand up?
DanielWhiffin
Temped to email this image to the DPRK embassy, with the subject line "Suggestion for the Great Comrade". But they don't have an embassy...
WillTheFifth
Tweek's not afraid of him
RobErtE87
because he fat and jolly and funny.
dearleaderkimjong
Always distracted by cake and cheese.
voodoosexdoll
He also got fat injections in his face to have his grandpas round face. Or so I heard
WinstonChurchmountain
Just like the fat guy in Kung Fu Hustle.
readbackmonkey
It's true fat people are funny and harmless - this is known.
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
*Fat people without nukes are funny and harmless
Mockingbirb
Right! Like Herman Göring... no, wait... John Wayne Gacy... damn it... Nero!! Ha!
futureman3000
Unless you get between them and their extra cheesy double hamburger pizza nacho fries.
rushid930
Is that why he wants to destroy america. We're keeping him from the goods?
LadyCottonHead
I'm sorry. Whose cheesy double hamburger pizza nacho fries could you get in front of without retaliation?
gendeates
He would be an anime villain
GrusKyle
Both allready are comic villans. No need to photoshop.
Feralkyn
Hell yes. Looks more like a villain, and would look so much more charismatic and intimidating. As it is he just looks goofy as fuck.
TheOne11111
HOLY FUCK THAT IS A VILLAIN IF I EVER SAW ONE
KraftCheezWhiz
Like the angry cat that still looks adorable so you keep messing with it
IllKeepYouMyDirtyLittleThrowAwayAccount
Elvis impersonator.
MadMerlyn
Yeah but you'd still have a hard time taking him seriously any time you saw his 17x Extra wide pants.
Wolfos
Reportedly he gained weight to look more like his grandfather.
thegriffin88
In my mind he's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
UnknownSquid
He's ruling a country where being fat is still associated with good health and prestige, and can actually be seen as attractive. Sad place.
glear
Not until he nuke your anus
haco1234
Mockingbirb
80percentlegs
All thanks to his obsession with Emmantaler
iwasdoingfinelurking
I sincerely hope that the military brass here doesn't have your opinion of him....it would be very unwise to underestimate him.
Feralkyn
Hey, "looks goofy as fuck" has nothing to do with a military assessment. My military assessment? "Why have we not assassinated him?"
ff36
You can't be fat and mean https://youtu.be/ey-mE3ji4mU
KeeleonOhms
HoboStabWound
So "nuclear weapons" doesn't get that response from you?
Feralkyn
I said LOOK. He's got a fat goofy ass face with fish lips, that doesn't mean he hasn't got nukes.
AgamemnonsMemes
He's a PROPER psychopath though.. i mean.. it kinda makes it worse, this babyface is a stone cold insane man
Feralkyn
He doesn't look babyfaced to me so much as just goofy lol
AgamemnonsMemes
that too i guess
Izail08
Fun fact: his classmates in Switzerland described him as "fairly athletic and good at sports", while he was in school there.
ff36
"Yes yes yes he was fairly athletic and good at sports I remember now"
Izail08
I mean, they also said he was "very awkward around girls". So it wasn't all favorable
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
I guess who needs to be good with girls when you inherit a country and have them line up for you
Daemon7777
I just got an idea ...
DarktimesSometimes
He has to be fat, in order to maintain the image of a well fed NK for his populace. The North Korean people are suffering from famine &hefat
KeeleonOhms
Same.
dreadlifts
hefat
Skittleballs
No need to pretend to a starving populace that the populace is not starving. What they actually do is force them at gunpoint to pretend...
DevonGronka
You're also ignoring how these kinds of systems work, though; there is a certain amount of compliance/ support within the system. A lot 1/2
DevonGronka
of the people there probably honestly believe that the system is working well or at least better than it could. Certainly within the 2/3
DevonGronka
military but also from outside of it. People will give up their freedom if they believe it is necessary for survival, and charismatic 3/4
Skittleballs
...they are not starving. And THAT is the basic misunderstanding about NK. People there are NOT brainwashed robots, they are hostages...
debunker
You're wrong. Example from an actual NK defector: https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/4w733w/the-north-korean-defector-living-in-london
Skittleballs
...they can't even escape by suicide because they will send your family to labor camp, which is even slightly wirse than normal NK.
DarktimesSometimes
All of that is true, but I'm pretty sure do eat stray dogs in NK. If that isn't a desperate mean then I don't know. They're malnourished.
Narfwak
it's not just "slightly worse," accounts from people who have escaped NK paint them as the most dystopian horrorshow you can imagine
BenSnow97
What about the soldiers who hold those guns? Are they hostages too? At what point does the brainwashing begin?
LetumComplexo
There is a lot of brainwashing going on. It's just along the lines of "everyone else will turn me in" not "I will turn everyone else in".