Skinny Kim Jong Un

Sep 29, 2017 11:23 AM

nojuanknowjuan

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Sauce : https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/72vqga/skinny_kim_jong_un_would_make_the_situation_with/?st=J841QX1D&sh=3d67addd #politics#funny

It's funny bc he's fat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Much more Bond villain. Much less Asian Michelin Man.

8 years ago | Likes 302 Dislikes 0

Skinny Kim Jong Un kinda looks fiiine

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Uh skinny Kim is actually pretty darned attractive... yikes.

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's legit terrifying

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He put on weight to look more like his grandfather

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Indeed he did. And emulates the haircut as well for the same reason.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He had plastic surgery too.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And, unintentionally, to say "fuck you" to all the malnourished north Koreans.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

"Unintentionally"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

His eyebrows, nose, and eyes are all different. But I get the idea.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A true craftsman.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plus he has sideburns lol

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Better eyebrows and a nice line up, too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He looks like a Far Cry villain

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Skim Jong Un

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's sad in a way, but he looks the way he does because they are trying to make him look like his grandfather. It's a propaganda thing.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It would feel very different if either side weren't hell-bent on reaching new heights of buffoonery.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He actually got fat on purpose to look more like Kim Jong Sung. As well as various plastic surgeries. He just wanted to play basketball!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He actually looks like someone you can take seriously. How do they not expect the whole fucking world to make fun of him as he is now?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can I see a skinny Trump?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I learned recently that that KJU intentionally gained weight in a series of efforts to emulate his grandfather and (practically) diety 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the North Korean people. This helps reinforce his power and the idea of him as the rightful leader of the people. Side-by-side to follow 2/3

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#FatShaming

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Innocent Buu Vs Evil Buu

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slim Jong Un is actually kinda cute

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hello Mr. supreme leader

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

He actually looks like a guy from a KPOP group called exo. His name is Chanyeol.http://smboysgeneration.com/exos-chanyeols-lookalike-is-who/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, I have a morally objectionable lady boner right now.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Been wondering how'd he look like if he weren't fat.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But then he wouldn't be able to showcase his utter sloth/wealth compared to all of the other "happy" citizens of DPRK.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that Miyavi?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like Slim Jong Un amirite?

8 years ago | Likes 933 Dislikes 7

His hands are still fat. Fat hands

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

Will the real Slim Kimmy please stand up?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

URITE!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

yes, you are right.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not be confused with his more evil twin brother Slim Dong Poon

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Dis a-for youuu

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pun level: Nuclear!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ayyy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Skim Jong Un sounds good too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would the real Slim Jong Un please stand up?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Temped to email this image to the DPRK embassy, with the subject line "Suggestion for the Great Comrade". But they don't have an embassy...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tweek's not afraid of him

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

because he fat and jolly and funny.

8 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 2

Always distracted by cake and cheese.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He also got fat injections in his face to have his grandpas round face. Or so I heard

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like the fat guy in Kung Fu Hustle.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's true fat people are funny and harmless - this is known.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

*Fat people without nukes are funny and harmless

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right! Like Herman Göring... no, wait... John Wayne Gacy... damn it... Nero!! Ha!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unless you get between them and their extra cheesy double hamburger pizza nacho fries.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is that why he wants to destroy america. We're keeping him from the goods?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry. Whose cheesy double hamburger pizza nacho fries could you get in front of without retaliation?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He would be an anime villain

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Both allready are comic villans. No need to photoshop.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell yes. Looks more like a villain, and would look so much more charismatic and intimidating. As it is he just looks goofy as fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 2123 Dislikes 6

HOLY FUCK THAT IS A VILLAIN IF I EVER SAW ONE

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Like the angry cat that still looks adorable so you keep messing with it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elvis impersonator.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but you'd still have a hard time taking him seriously any time you saw his 17x Extra wide pants.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reportedly he gained weight to look more like his grandfather.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

In my mind he's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's ruling a country where being fat is still associated with good health and prestige, and can actually be seen as attractive. Sad place.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not until he nuke your anus

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All thanks to his obsession with Emmantaler

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sincerely hope that the military brass here doesn't have your opinion of him....it would be very unwise to underestimate him.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, "looks goofy as fuck" has nothing to do with a military assessment. My military assessment? "Why have we not assassinated him?"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can't be fat and mean https://youtu.be/ey-mE3ji4mU

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So "nuclear weapons" doesn't get that response from you?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I said LOOK. He's got a fat goofy ass face with fish lips, that doesn't mean he hasn't got nukes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's a PROPER psychopath though.. i mean.. it kinda makes it worse, this babyface is a stone cold insane man

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

He doesn't look babyfaced to me so much as just goofy lol

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that too i guess

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: his classmates in Switzerland described him as "fairly athletic and good at sports", while he was in school there.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

"Yes yes yes he was fairly athletic and good at sports I remember now"

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

I mean, they also said he was "very awkward around girls". So it wasn't all favorable

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I guess who needs to be good with girls when you inherit a country and have them line up for you

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I just got an idea ...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He has to be fat, in order to maintain the image of a well fed NK for his populace. The North Korean people are suffering from famine &hefat

8 years ago | Likes 383 Dislikes 4

Same.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hefat

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No need to pretend to a starving populace that the populace is not starving. What they actually do is force them at gunpoint to pretend...

8 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 3

You're also ignoring how these kinds of systems work, though; there is a certain amount of compliance/ support within the system. A lot 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

of the people there probably honestly believe that the system is working well or at least better than it could. Certainly within the 2/3

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

military but also from outside of it. People will give up their freedom if they believe it is necessary for survival, and charismatic 3/4

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...they are not starving. And THAT is the basic misunderstanding about NK. People there are NOT brainwashed robots, they are hostages...

8 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 7

You're wrong. Example from an actual NK defector: https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/4w733w/the-north-korean-defector-living-in-london

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...they can't even escape by suicide because they will send your family to labor camp, which is even slightly wirse than normal NK.

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 5

All of that is true, but I'm pretty sure do eat stray dogs in NK. If that isn't a desperate mean then I don't know. They're malnourished.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

it's not just "slightly worse," accounts from people who have escaped NK paint them as the most dystopian horrorshow you can imagine

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about the soldiers who hold those guns? Are they hostages too? At what point does the brainwashing begin?

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

There is a lot of brainwashing going on. It's just along the lines of "everyone else will turn me in" not "I will turn everyone else in".

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