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FuckGlitter
Yeah but he is also kind of stupid.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
MRW compared to Jesus
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Kjasi
dogmoind
HYIT! HYUT! HYAAAAH!
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Twunk is definitely a gay term. Oh, Tumblr.
8bitNifty
Is this how Yoda was invented?
januskincaid
I started giggling at twunk and didn't stop.
shadowex3
Cut assets from Half-Life explicitly reference this, referring to aliens that survives the player's "personal holocaust".
officerfriendly66
@darkershadeofpale
MortusEvil
Link isn’t a twink.
MesiDoomstalker
No, he's a Twunk.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Slender little twunk
hwatL4bloopy
What is a twunk
JapaneseGeneticists
Where can I find more of this? I like reading through things like this.
graehall
Take. On. Link (take on link!). Take. Link. On! (Take on link). I'll be gonnnne, in another castle or twoooo.
jjwk544
Like if Jesus returned but he was Danny Devito and just somersaulted through NYC occasionally dropping bombs on the ground
Hutchy01
If?
blunte
This is now Canon for me
Cortezdelanoche
TWUNK. I'm gonna remember that.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Hunky twink. Gay terminology.
Yariku
Take on link? Take link on?
lightningloser
twink twank twunk
ShutTheFrontDoors
I read this to my nephews. It’s extra wonderful that we are a Christian family. None of us can stop laughing at gremlin Jesus!
jayar1st
Fun
TheEyesofSyn
I really appreciate that, as a Christian family you can find humor in the idea of gremlin Jesus, thank you for being cool about that :)
Nimashisah
And now I can imagine it...
hoffestyler
There may be some problems with the baptism
TheClayKnight
I’m imagining then priest breaking a clay pot with the baby now
jherazob
Don't eat his body after midnight
zmanz
Dunno what this is about, but change Twunk to twink and you have an awkward game
UramboTauro
Weird kid, I saw him trying to push over gravestones in the cemetery. But he cuts my lawn for free, so I don't ask questions.
DeltaBladeX
Maybe if he looked like this (artist is GENZOMAN)
MortusEvil
Looks terrible, fantastic.
TouretteBadger
"Hey! Listen!" "No." "O-okay..."
KentuckyFriedChildren
Heh, the cig makes him look like Brock
MelodyLightfoot
ExplainThisJoke
the best CaH episode of all time
MortusEvil
The Hero of Time had a hard life, like Snake. He’s forced to age, deals with horrid things, his best friend leaves, deals with... (1/2)
MortusEvil
Worse shit when he looks for her, when he gets back home, he joins the guard, has kids (TP Link is his descendant), but never... (2/3)
MortusEvil
Manages to pass on his skills, and ends up feeling like a failure. His regret brings him back as a ghoul fella, and he finally gets to rest.
kittykat25909
"just tell your problems to scary quiet man my child, fear not his empty stare." "but grandpa why is he cutting all the flowers.."
poplasia
"Don't worry, my child. Somehow the flowers return as soon as he leaves. It's pretty f-ing weird, tbh."
Threns
"His ways are arcane, but I believe this is early-game for him, so resource collection is a priority"
Kightzeareau
ThatTransformersDude
Did you see the trailer for this gem on the Switch?
helelisadouche
I think that gif is from one if the oracle games, not links awakening.
ThatTransformersDude
You might be right...
Kightzeareau
I have not but now I shall!
ThatTransformersDude
https://youtu.be/_U-_XfDGgDw I want it
Kightzeareau
I need to save up for a switch XD
ThatTransformersDude
I was on the fence because there were maybe 2-3 titles I wanted to play but I also have a ton of games through steam I haven't gotten to yet
toffeeonion
Ok you got me with gremlin jesus
pookieeatworld
This is my head canon now. Jesus was a gremlin.
GingerLaird
Now I've gotta build a D&D character with this in mind...
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
I like to hear more about this Gremlin Jesus. Did he feed the masses but before midnight?
PunJedi
Yeah but the holy water spawns the anti-christ-gremlin
aleister94
ALL HAIL GREMLIN JESUS
Pedobearus
He died from our lights! ... and getting wet and being fed after midnight.
Monkeytron
All hail Greesus!
PunJedi
Oooo you gotta make that stick!
Win1forthegifer
*autistic screech* RREEEEEEEEE
skeletonsimpleton
I always imagine dark souls from the enemies perspective, no matter how many times they squash you you just walk back in
Kodaxmax
so do the enemies though
steviEa
Dark Souls Zelda mashup. Yikes.
Kittynomnoms
Unless you git gud. Then you're just hilariously OP from their perspective.
captaintexas43
On the other side whenever you die every enemy everywhere instantly comes to life again.
Lionskull
or rest at a bonfire.
onikame
Unless every time you die, you go hollow, wander for a 1000 years until you happen upon a little humanity, drawn to the bonfire.
HurrDurrImABurr
It's the same for them. No matter how many times they die, they get back up only to be killed again by the next undead.
Colddamage
"So this fucking guy walks in wearing armor that weighs roughly as much as a mountain, some clown mask and no pants. Killed everyone."
Theoldredeyes
Or bloodborne dam Ludwig 32x it was the best feeling killing that bastered.
frozengloop
Yeah, what about darkeater midir from the ringed city?
restos
Sorry, but NG+7 Raime the Fume Knight is the true master.
DefinitelyNotOmegon
I dunno, NG+ 7 midir is ridiculous. Your weapon is effectively a toothpick for him and he melts you in one hit
Mavgurian
"I'm a fucking ghost! Do you really think I have use for these weapons and armor?! Just take what you .. OUCH ... here we go again ..."
22ndCenturyTransient
So do all the hollows. Whole point is things are cyclical. Only bosses and a few other enemies don't come back to life.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
How many times do I have to teach you a lesson old man..:)
wowsocoolawesome
I laughed audibly at this reference +1
SleepingWalrus
Solid spongebob reference.
CorrectMostOfTheTime
this lesson
kcgoodson
Or in Legacy of Kain, where when Raziel dies he goes back to the spectral realm. Sure from *your* perspective you have to spend a -
kcgoodson
couple minutes to collect souls, but time is stopped for everyone else. So every time an enemy punches you hard enough you just teleport.
HelloIAmAnInnocentBystander
And at the same time, most enemies also respawn when you die or rest. That makes for a pretty fucked timeline!
DeputyChiefJudgeFish
Now picture Doom from the demons perspective
jetflight
In Shadow of Mordor, the uruks actually adress that very issue
Sauniche
"it's the Grave Walker" and then they run like the little shits they are. It's great.
jetflight
*little shrakhs.
SeismicCoin
its addressed in dark souls and bloodborne as well, albeit a lot more vaguely
Aathas
Soulsborne lore is vague? Pshaw! /s
Nicodemusthefirst
Undeniably. It's so vague that people are surprised to find out the game actually has a story
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
THE GAME HAS A STORY?!?!?
Caunju
DORMAMMU I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!!!!
SeismicCoin
iirc one of the writers said this scene was at least partially inspired by dark souls.
HappinessIsaColdPint
YOU DIED.
MrRandom314159
DORMAMMU! I've come to bargain.
HappinessIsaColdPint
YOU DIED.
MoveAlongPlease
DORMAMMU I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!!!!
DrJackBright
In dark souls you get to be an endless army of one idiot
MrSteveRogersNeighborhood
I really really love this comment and I'll absolutely be quoting it. Thank you.
MrJockify
Haha you made me chuckle
GodEmperor0fMankind
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE???"
TheGreatAndPowerfulYes
NANOMACHINES, SON
Equinox13
SchrodingersDictator
“Beneath this mask there is more than flesh...”
Nicodemusthefirst
There is an idea and ideas are bulletproof
tnetennbat
"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"
GerberLegalTeam
"You should have never come here!"
Kinkyfuck
"bah! must've been the wind"
harrywallbanger
stupidfuntime
I can hear the music in my head
HeWhoLies
Does someone have a perfect loop of this
ChrisEight
Nimashisah
Oh my Lord, it's so beautiful! Thank you! <3
OnionCutter
Doing the Gods work here. Bless you, +1 for you and Onions will not make you tear up for 6 months.
RustySheriffsBadge
The deity of onions has spoken
OnionCutter
Not a diety, just a humbler cutter for the veggy
Legomastar
Yes, it is a perfect loop, so you are technically correct, however the fact that the water goes back up the fountain bothers me..
Efreeti
Reversed loop, not perfect, the water starts going back up. Thanks for your effort though!
LoopStricken
Wow! It's a Time Knife!
SophieClockwise
naytorin
Do you think link only reincarnates when he's needed? Are there times when he's just some farmer perpetually frustrated by the feeling that
RhuarcOfTheTaardadAiel
The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.
Elderfig
Tai'shar Manetheren
thisisnowmythrowawayaccount
Tai’shar malkier
Bloodsense
I believe his spirit is linked to that of the goddess and Demise hence all three are reborn as Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf together
pistachiofarmer
It's every 100 years according to the books. That's why some of the old old old old folks will talk to the new link as if they were friends
PotatOSLament
In OoT they say that the Gerudo birth one man every 100 years, so it makes sense that it’s always Ganondorf. Also... books?
pistachiofarmer
By book I meant the hyrule compendium (I think) it's just a huge book of lore and art stuff. Buddy got it for Christmas one year.
minipancho94
in one though, i think a link between worlds, the old link is theorized to be the old man for the pvp mode. but basically its whenever 1/2
astralfields
Also, the Old Soldier skeleton dude in Twilight Princess, who teaches Link special moves, was confirmed to be OoT Link.
minipancho94
yea but that doesnt count as multiple living instances at the same time. still a nice mention though!
minipancho94
he is needed essentially because of other threats besides gannon. meanwhile the goddess just flows through the royal lineage. 2/2
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
The goddess thing is interesting though, is it handed down from mother to daughter, or if a matriarch dies the next born girl is Zelda.
minipancho94
i think its every female in the line, or the one with the most direct lineage. we havent seen a zelda w/ sisters or her mother still around.
naytorin
he was meant for greater things?
MagnorCriol
He’s just out there clearing a field by himself with just some farming implements, yelling incoherently
TacoChamp
All three of the triforce users reincarnate at around the same time so I don't think that would happen, but that's an interesting thought.
naytorin
Ganon doesn't really reincarnate, as he never actually dies but is constantly sealed and released. Link and Zelda are mortal, but Ganon is
CassiusPolybius
He does reincarnate occasionally; the Calamity was itself the result of an intentionally botched incarnation. Shame the Sheikah had oracles.
naytorin
basically a quasi-deity. Though it does seem his physical form was destroyed by Breath, at least.
ZeroOne101
Confirmed dead after Wind Waker too. Possibly Twilight Princess, given the Triforce of Power leaves him. Whether Demise is done, though...
whitefoxkei
A theory goes that BotW is in the failed timeline, and by then Ganon has cast aside his mortal form entirely to become the Calamity.
TacoChamp
Thanks for the clarification, I forgot that only his physical form dies and ganon gets sealed.