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#teambear
May 25, 2024 1:22 AM
malbec
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#teambear
TerricBeast
Another privileged POS
Whitemannatee
Burn! No seriously, throw the rapist Brock Turner right in the flames.
mommystothet
I was wondering if I’d see Brock Turner The Rapist today!!
STGxDante
He changed his look we should use his new look so ppl know who to avoid.
MotoCanuck
Brock "The Rapist" Turner should be in prison.
Stigmadiabolicum
We should remember Peter and Carl, the two heroic swedes who caught him, checked her safety and held him til cops came, as the monster laughed, lot of people would have kept riding by..
hotdoginathermos
giantsfan55
There are plenty of reasons why we chose the bear.
TI99Kitty
And Allen (formerly Brock) Turner the rapist is a perfect example of at least a couple of them.
torp
I saw this picture and I thought it was looking like Brock Turner the rapist. Then I realized yes, it's Brock Turner the rapist. So yes, definitely, it's Brock Turner the rapist.
zanaria
Choose the bear, there is a good chance it will eat Brock Turner the rapist...
xmorpheus42
He wants to be called Allen the rapist.
zanaria
I thought that said Alien at first...
zerosava
Sure is a nice smile. Hell, you'd almost never know that it's a "I see a passed out girl, boy howdy, time to get my rape on!" smile. Unless you know beforehand that he's a rapist. Then, of course, that shit eating grin just fucking ooooozes rapey vibes. Seriously, fuck that guy twice and then keep doing it, especially if he's passed out.
AnotherMeetingWithHR
OH HEY! IS THAT BROCK TURNER THE RAPIST?
xmorpheus42
It’s now Allen turner. He changed it.
2too
yellwfever
theduckening
WhattaMattahYou
Oh, Brock Turner the rapist? Brock Turner, who currently lives near the University of Dayton, and is now going by "Allen Turner" ? Word is out, but signal boosting is the way.
https://sfist.com/2022/08/22/stanford-rapist-brock-turner-goes-viral-again-on-tiktok-in-ohio/
Wallrat
By the way, I understand that Brock Turner, the rapist, is trying to go by Allen Turner, the rapist these days. Please respect his wishes to be called Allen Turner the rapist.
(Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/s/wy3zDIo5fS).
I mean, if Reddit can be a source…
The guy is still a rapist though.
vegivamp
The Rapist Formerly Known As Brock Turner.
Hurro
Well at least with Brock Allen Turner the Rapist, it's "only a few minutes of action", where the bear might kill you.
Wallrat
Jesus - who are you? Brock Turner, the rapist’s PR manager?
Hurro
Lol not at all. Just wanted to use that bullshit ass defense his dad or whoever said during the trial.
SinStar87
Is it a pr manager when it's his dad?
TI99Kitty
It's not uncommon for parents to serve in that capacity for their famous children.
WeAreOctopi
Brock tuner the rapist? I prefer chances with a bear
ViktorDrakoonan
I mean, he is Aaron Persky's friend Brock "The Rapist" Turner, son of Dan "Father of Brock "The Rapist" Turner" Turner
BenderRodriguezz
Lady: Excuse me, bear?
Bear: *grunts*
Lady: Isn't that Brock Turner the rapist over there?
Bear: Mm hm. You want I should maul that mf a lil bit?
Lady: If you wouldn't mind.
Bear: *mauls that mf a lotta bit*
thelastmelt
Oh I had that dream! I woke up so so happy and then got very sad that it never happened. To Brock Turner, the rapist. Because you know, Brock Turner raped and got away with it. Because Brock Turner is a rapist.
cjadolph13
Black fight back, brown get on the ground, white say good night.
DarkwingDuc
I was really confused with what you were trying to say for a moment. Then I realized you were talking about bears.
4254
Yes, a black bear will eat the liver out of a live human, without even a nice chianti.
Questionmorality
polar*
emperorhatter
what about some fava beans?
onepinksheep
Every time the rapist Brock Turner gets mentioned, I would like to remind everyone that he wasn't the only one involved. This guy also bears responsibility:
NL31
"He was successfully recalled, in 2018, by a wide margin"
onepinksheep
And then he got hired as a girls’ junior-varsity tennis coach at a San Jose high school. It was only after that was made public and it got some backlash did the school let him go.
throwawaygizmo
Depends on the bear. "If it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, goodnight" Of course the problem is black bears can sometimes be brown, cinnamon, or blond. Also, you're more likely to meet a black bear than any other type of bear anyway if you live in North America.
Monocular0
It also depends heavily on the circumstances of the encounter. Surprising a bear on a trail vs being stalked for dinner or coming too close to a cub.
HankeringForASpankering
If it's gummy, get in my tummy
androgenoide
My issue with apex predators in general is that they don't always bother to kill you before they start eating.
xmaneds
one time i had to fight a Malaysian Sun Bear in New Jersey in my underpants. how he got into my underpants i shall never know
scoutMoonDiver
xmaneds
oh crap that joke is now 90 years old !!!
theshinobi23
If we're generalizing, then with humans, when you're unconscious, most will either ignore you completely, or actually try to help you. Brock "The Rapist" Turner is an outlier.
maeta
Tell that to every child and woman who was drugged and raped just "casually."
JustAPileOfCats
If you're delving into bear psychology, you've gone too far. It's not that deep.
Ialmostgotthis
I was gonna say, a polar bear just wants to eat you
malbec
“Hey Siri how do I favorite and give accolades to a comment?”
Drew442
That looks like that Rapist Brock Turner
stupidlystupendous
hipifreq
AKA Allen Turner the Rapist
thelastmelt
I’m fine with Brock Turner the rapist as well as Allen Turner the rapist and even Brock Allen Turner the rapist. I will accept Brock Turner (very much a rapist) and Brock Turner who loves to do rapes.
ViktorDrakoonan
I think that is indeed Aaron Persky's friend Brock "The Rapist" Turner, son of Dan "Father of Brock "The Rapist" Turner" Turner
LordHamburger
Yup. That him. The rapist. Fuck that guy.
CrimeSceneShoe
Bidango
Geebus! That hits hard ... the truth always does.
TawdryArt
Oof
GreatOdinsTaint
Is that Allen Turner, the brutal rapist formerly known as Brock Turner?
ReverseSyzygy
Allen Turner the Rapist
the rapist formerly known as
Brock Turner the Rapist
ElorYosnak
Did he change his name?
ahleron
Yes, he changed it from Brock Turner to Allen Turner by using his middle name. He also lives in Dayton, Ohio now.
graceinsheepsclothing
He uses his middle name.
ElorYosnak
Good to know, will make sure to update my language
TI99Kitty
Because "Allen Turner the rapist" is not as well-known as "Brock Turner the rapist."
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Direkt4
Got 'em
TI99Kitty
Couldn't have happened to a nicer rapist.
dfhowes
Oh my gosh, I can't tell you how much I like that!
DeepFriedAndSanctified
Which is ironic because he was never actually convicted of rape (prosecution withdrew rape charges). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_v._Turner
Mordec41
You mean to tell me that Callie Rennison, a criminology professor, put the face of THE "Brock Turner the Rapist"(trademark, all righs reserved) in a textbook definition of rape?? The galls of that woman...
MeowMachine12
I hope Brock has seen this. What a piece of shit.
echoawoo
Okay so I'm kind of torn about this one. There is 100% a reason to shame him, I'm not griping that. Frankly, I think the judge who let him off should be getting more shit than BAT and he gets NONE. All he got was recalled. And the state tried very hard to stop that.
But idk how I feel about academia being in on the shamegame. It's the job of academia to educate it's wards. Highlighting one specific rapist to publicly shame isn't that, it doesn't even approach the region of educational.
DeepFriedAndSanctified
Imagine if she'd used the picture of Mike Tyson, who unlike Turner, has actually been convicted of rape.
Iceman0624
Yo! Is that Brock Turner the rapist?
tinyfootprints
AKA Alan Turner of Dayton, Ohio.
EmporerDragon
He goes by Allen Turner the rapist nowadays.
BishlamekGurpgork
The rapist formerly known as Brock now goes by Allen Turner.
ViktorDrakoonan
I think that's Aaron Persky's friend Brock "The Rapist" Turner, son of Dan "Father of Brock "The Rapist" Turner" Turner
nintendude84
The very same.
ReverseSyzygy
Allen Turner the Rapist
the rapist formerly known as
Brock Turner the Rapist
maeta
It is Brock Allen Turner the rapist
thelastmelt
I believe you can’t call him a rapist unless he gets convicted. We should call him a Rapologist, as in, an enthusiast of raping. But we should also throw the piece of shit into a fucking pit lined with glass shards.
RedFlameGamer
Well lucky for you, that is Brock Allen Turner the *convicted* rapist. So it's fine.
feryooday
I’m pretty sure he was convicted, the judge just didn’t give him fuckall for punishment.
BenderRodriguezz
Yes, that is indeed Brock Turner the rapist!
thelastmelt
Ah yes I believe that you are correct. I thought it wasn’t Brock Turner the rapist but I see that it is in fact Brock Turner the rapist. Sometimes Brock Turner the rapist looks like someone who ISNT Brock Turner the rapist, but in this case it’s definitely Brock Turner the rapist.
maincarrot
But if it wasn't Brock Turner, what other name would he go by if it was Brock Turner, but a different name other than Brock Turner, The Rapist?
maincarrot
Ah yes, Allen Turner, I forgot! Allen "the Brock" Turner, The Rapist.
Audasity
it is now Allen Turner the rapist, he is going by his middle name
SnakesInBowties
We wouldn't want to ruin his future for just raping a girl , would we?
Agracuta
Future for who? Brock Turner? The rapist?
littlecoatfatguy
BECAUSE SPORTS
thelastmelt
Go SPORTS TEAM!
thelastmelt
But seriously, advertising. Facebook sucks because advertising rewards their shitty behaviour. And Sports exist because advertising. I don’t know where I’m going with this … but … right?
NothingPrince
Yet he never became a swimmer. Just the face of rape
cmsport2
It seems justifiably ironic that if he'd just admitted it and been appropriately punished, he would have had a chance at a life without this infamy. I hope his father realizes how much he extra screwed up. Perhaps its better this way. The retribution will last longer.
Gayforbae
Its like the Striestand effect.
crazaProblemStar
As his dad said, "don't ruin his future over 20 minutes of fun" so... at least we know that raping sack of shit came by it honestly.
zombiejedediah
"Fun"
SMH
TheHappyHermit
Nobody would worry about ruining the bear's future. The solution literally is to quickly kill the bear so it doesn't attack anyone else. Meanwhile, that guy gets to keep walking around.
MangoLassi
I'm confused about this hypothetical bear? Was this a different event?
Xarthedia
Viral thing recently. "Would you rather come across a bear or a strange man when alone in the woods?" or something like that.
Most women chose the bear, and some guys got really, really butthurt about that.
MangoLassi
Oooh. What about a sasquatch? Is that also an option?
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
Let's not overcomplicate things.... Choosing the bear was threatening enough to these macho douchebags.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
And they then proceeded to mansplain we didn't understand the question because of how dangerous bears are. We know.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
It was a good hypothetical for screening men. If they lost their shit over it, HUGE red flag. Some got it so twisted they sad the question was immoral because it could be twisted into a racial comparison. Quite amazing how angry some got.
TheHappyHermit
a friend on FB posted it and one her friends just went apesh*t about women's lib, unfair standards, liberalism, the "pussification of America," birth control, and blah blah blah. it was nuts
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
I hope that friend is a former friend. It's really wild how a hypothetical brought the crazy ones out.
boredomboredomboredom
Oh hey! Is that Brock Tuner the rapist, who currently lives in Oakwood, Ohio and apparently frequents the bars there.
MrStealUrChange
No apparently that is an accurate representative of all men
LukeWarmTaunTaun
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Vallete
GreenMnM
No no. This is Brock (forgot his middle name) Turner. The rapist. He's going by his middle name. Not Brock Turner the rapist anymore. His name is Brock ALLEN Turner. Now goes by Allen Turner. That's the rapist brock Allen Turner who now goes by Allen Turner. And I'm also pretty sure that Allen Turner knows epstein didn't kill himself.
DisgruntledFerret
For a second I read that as "frequents the bears there" and thought it was going to be a much different comment.
GooteMoo
Hey, do you know what sound Brock Turner's testicles make when they hit an aluminum baseball bat?
Wanna find out?
pmiloscia6
Yes,yes it is
JohnBluehill
Don't forget to note he's apparently going by his middle name... Allen. Brock ALLEN Turner.
ReverseSyzygy
Allen Turner the Rapist
the rapist formerly known as
Brock Turner the Rapist
anyamountofcheesebro
Actually that's Brock Turner the rapist! Brock Tuner is a pokemon trainer who races drifting cars.
badbiscuit
Ohio people! Feel free to poster his most frequented bars.
MinimumContributor
It’s not fair to ruin his life over 10 minutes of fun /s
tgeliot
*Turner. And I've heard that he's going by his middle name now, whatever that is, not "Brock".
Avalyr
He's going by Allen turner at the moment, I believe in Ohio?
tbone413
No! This is Alan Turner and he lives in Dayton Ohio. He used to be Brock Turner the convicted rapist. Now he is Alan Turner, the convicted rapist. Don't forget. Name changes, hair cuts, still a convicted rapist
tbone413
*Allen Turner
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
THE RAPIST known as BROCK "THE RAPIST" TURNER loves raping women in bars in Oakwood, Ohio.
ViktorDrakoonan
Are you guys talking about Aaron Persky's friend Brock "The Rapist" Turner, son of Dan "Father of Brock "The Rapist" Turner" Turner?
supertigerlamp
He lives in fucking Oakwood?? /scowls about 15 miles to the southwest
geoffreyfourmyle
For those unfamiliar with Ohio (like most sane people), Oakwood is the small, old money, suburb/town just outside Dayton. The Wright Brothers lived there. The cash register was invented just down the street, literally. That kind of old money.
Only a few bars in the Oakwood residential areas -- but there's also University of Dayton right next door, chock full of undergrads, and a bunch of bars surrounding that campus, plus downtown Dayton right there.
PMAW
Fun fact. University of Dayton is a private Catholic college and the school owns an entire neighborhood where they have a legendary Halloween party. So look out for rapist Allen Turner if you go.
Stigmadiabolicum
Well if its a lot of Catholics no wonder they hand wave serious rape allegations and maintain the status quo
CacklingOctopus
"No no! I am, uh... BRICK Turner. The, uh... ROOFIST! Yes. Doot dee doo, just enjoying my drink here after doing all those roofs! Definitely not going to do any raping today!"
WinstonSmith101
Are you saying he’s a roofie rapist?
fastjeff
If he offers you a drink he invested called the Roof-y, don't drink that.
thotterpop
More like Roofy-ist, am i right?
Luficer
CacklingOctopus
Wish I could upvote more than once.