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Mar 3, 2016 2:27 PM
theconfusedbuddhist
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OneLonelyFajita
Soy Sauce?
WizardOfRaz
I still think batman is in the wrong here. If the Joker existed in real life, he would've been killed by someone who had the chance
JonnyDarkLord
I really love Year 1 and 2 of the Injustice series.
freelancemeta
there's a missing panel half through and that really annoys me
W4ylon
Love this comic but its missing a few pages..
genericusernmae
Anyone know where I can read comics online?
Velonici
That last line from Alfred. Damn
AlfredPennyworthIsHardcore
I'm relevant! Finally!
aqueus
Have all my upvote.
IncorrectMemeUsageMan
I don't get this whole batman vs superman argument. Superman can travel backwards in time for goodness sake.
Cynistera
Seems to be missing panels.
Manicton
It is missing one of the best panels of the series.
ReaperNo1
The best part is when Alfred kicks Superman so hard his shoe explodes.
CanisMaximus
Hmmm... pills that give you power. There was a Hanna-Barberra cartoon in the 60's where the hero too "power pills" for his super powers. 1>
CanisMaximus
It ran one season because American kids were emptying mom's stash.
sleepyshamin
Alfred will always be amazing
Paladinsabre
TheSwedishStag
IM SO FUCKING TOUGH IM SO FUCKING TOUGH. THATS RIGHT.
Paladinsabre
TheSwedishStag
I like this.
washmefly
Alfred's super power is taking out the trash.
iAMthedroidurlookingfor
HEYO!!!
iveBeenSwimmingInRawSewage
Who is Ollie?
WayneGreekzky
Oliver "Ollie" Queen is the Green Arrow.
DweadPiwateWoberts
Oliver Queen, aka the Green Arrow.
Nobahdi
aka a greasy stain on the ice.
DweadPiwateWoberts
No kidding. Comic writers seem to have a thing for Supes hating on Arrow. Supes took Arrow's arm in Dark Knight Returns. /shrug
WavyCrocket
Is batman's only.weakness a knee to the back? Seems like a reoccurring thing
barbwirelove
well that and mentioning his parents
Girv
"I was a boy! Now I'm a bat!"
Manicton
He forgot one of the best sceens parts of this when superman is pushing on batman's back to try and make him talk.
Larykin
It's really bothering me that it was missing, one of an awesome turning points in this injustice series
thegrammargestapo
I was going to say the same thing. There are panels missing here.
DannyDevitoReacts
https://latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/1908135_tn_gnp_et_0628_batman_tour_2_1.jpg
Ilovechocolatetitties
You know, people hate Supes for what he becomes in this comic... but if you've actually read it, his loss is incredibly tragic
SnowMongoose
I hated Supes before reading Injustice, but yeah, more after.
Ilovechocolatetitties
If you've read it, then can we take a moment to appreciate that Aquaman is a real douche too?
Ilovechocolatetitties
And Wonder Woman is a real manipulative bitch?
MrMack303
I know Alfred is supposed to be secretly badass, but how did he do that? Is this from the Injustice comic with the super pills?
JamareeMedford
Exactly from the super pills
RobinElliott96
Yep.
McWattsJ
Everyone is always breaking Bruce's back
IAmAGoodPerson
Damian been stepping on cracks.
Inuut
It's his only weakness.
SteakForPresident
#BruceBackMatters
KillaMaaki
Relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK3hrR5N24o
KangInDaNarth
Just like everyone breaking my back in league of legends, am I right lmao. Hey HO
notuser101
First Mr. Maskyface now this
Palfrost
I'm pretty sure it started with Bane in the first big fight they had and all the others are a tribute to the first one.
erischilde
also feels like i remember Doomsday breaking Supe this way?
ErencanSinecan
yup. knightfall arc for the torrent savvy
CarlosBandana
Breaking Bat.
10sky
...You deserve even more points.
DarkMutton
Alfred! We have to cook!
TheBitcherThreeMilfCunt
The steel that broke the bat back
swolritto
...so hot right now.
RandomDeadPool
http://imgur.com/5Nqgd3D
sonotfunnyName
Demmit lol
pianostacatto
It's so hot!
tomasztyka
You deserve more points...
swolritto
I didn't think this comment would get so many points. Thanks @tomasztyka!
NotACanadian
Brokeback Batman
PlushtoysEveryWhere
After reading Injustice I wanna kick Superman's ass, he's total jerk
StanielRonathan
In that universe yes. That's how they always do it- they always throw out his character for the sake of conflict and it's really tiresome.
BiggerBryant
His character is there, he gradually becomes this. It's more Batman forces him to go further and further each time.
Textuality
Yep. "Hey, let's make him go completely irrational and turn him into a nazi! Yeah!"
GeneralCaptainCrunch
(2 Now whether or not he'd kill more people and go dictator mode? That's another story all together.
StanielRonathan
That attitude is entirely what "What's So Funny About Truth, Justice, and the American Way?" was refuting- it's just not how Supes plays
StanielRonathan
It's also always just to circlejerk over Batman too- every other character has to job for him.
Textuality
Batman is the Mary Sue of DC comics.
StanielRonathan
You'd have a very hard time convincing readers of that- his omnipotent plot armor is forgiven as just being that badass
GeneralCaptainCrunch
I don't know, I feel like Clark has always been one shitty day away from lasering someone's face to bits. (1
StanielRonathan
Except countless series have consistently demonstrated he's not that petty and out of control- that shit is what Superboy Prime was about.
lawlphailure
The thing about this that bothers me the most is that people give a no contest to Goku, but eat up Alfred beating up Clark with a pill.
soccerdog
one is a battle of who is stronger, this is that Alfred IS as strong as superman, at his peak. Superman at this part is tired and weaker 1/2
soccerdog
and when Alfred took the pill, he is as strong as superman at full strength, allowing him to kick superman's ass
lawlphailure
I hear you, believe me. But the idea that this is feasible to people, but Goku being strong enough to fight Superman isn't, is my issue.
lawlphailure
Like, superhero viagra is cool, but someone capable of standing against him in competition is just impossible. And that bugs me.
soccerdog
Trust me, i understand, i am a BIG dragonball fun, but the problem is that DC made him too powerful, have you seen the things he can do? 1/?
soccerdog
He can life an book of infinite pages?? hear something millions of miles away, the get there in a few minutes, there was some that 2/?
Pjnla
So how did Alfred hurt superman?
RaddRadda
In the comic, Superman developed pills that could give people his strength. Bruce was stalling him to analyze the pills. Alfred used one.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
By shaming him
PhenTsoksar
Bruce is like a son to Alfred. Also, there are extenuating circumstances regarding Damian and Dick that come into play
PhenTsoksar
if you haven't read, and might be inclined to... I don't want to spoil a fun read
McWattsJ
How is Alfred able to inflict damage
TheWayADrillWorks
Spiral power
MarisaTomei
Someone told me the other day that batman managed to create a way to give temporary kryptonian strength to combat superman. Alfred used it.
OMGLasergunsPewPewPew
Superman created it (to make more allies), Batman stole it, Alfred used it.
Tutor
By kicking so hard his shoe explodes. I don't really care how or why. His fucking shoe explodes!
XaiaX
That's a great detail. He wasn't wearing super-clothing, so that makes perfect sense.
justaharmlesspotato
Durability enhancer, kryptonian nanotech. Increases tensile strength of muscles,tendons and bones by several thousand percent.
hunnybunches
N.E.R.D.
srsgiraffe
He's brittish
GreaterDog
Drinking milk
NipsInTheBlender
In injustice, Alfred takes a super pill.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Kryptonian nanites in pill form.
death4665
super serum
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
Ate mad spinach
amenadiel
Batman was synthetizhing a super-soldier pill based off a luthor invention. As it completed, alfred ate it and gained temporary power up.
theoriginaljfizz
Alfred is the Shiz-nit
DemonKiller44
He took a steroid pill that made him as strong as Superman, fun fact that pill was made by Lex Luthor who is a good guy in this universe
eviscera
Superman was both incredibly weakened, and Alfred had taken a "super pill" (that's what the progress bar was copying).
uitSCHOT
Power of love
hunnybunches
ITS THE POWER OF LOHOHOOVE...
MasterPrime
Series is called Injustice. It's an alternate timeline in the DC universe. It is one of the most awesome things I have ever read.
imnotmattdamon
Alfred is Pale Hulk...jesus doesn't anyone read comics anymore?
hunnybunches
no they just wank off to the shitty reeboot movies. its sad.
theoneandonlyjoseph
In the injustice comics, superman makes a "super strength" pill that lets people be as strong as him. Batman stole one and Alfred used it.
MooseAnt
Lex Luthor made it, And is also superman's best friend instead of arch-enemy and is also double crossing the superman faction to help batman
Sludgesoda
Interesting how a simple gameplay mechanic has become such a vital plot point in the comic.
ReiiamaKotsu
In the comic it is made for Lois Lane so Superman's baby doesn't kill her.
VeganFeministFlatEarther
In injustice? No it wasn't she died in like the 5th panel
ReiiamaKotsu
Yes, but the pill was originally manufactured for her until she carried the baby to term
Armored0Titan0
Well they did have to find SOME way to justify Green Arrow going toe-to-toe with Wonder Woman and winning.
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gnarledhalo
And shark teeth
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
That his gumline, son.
SaltyInternetPirate
Secretly made of canned spinach.
Putineatspoutine
That's why kids should eat their veggies
ZyroFalcon
The crazy old elderly sailor with the pipe was right!
washmefly
Alfred's super power is taking out the trash
UGEquinox
Do I smell a TFS reference?
TooManyDogsIsNotEnough
Now THAT is a top comment!
SloanFiles
I love you
YamatoIouko
So, did he and Walter Dornez go to the same butlering school, then?
Dolphonkey
Rolled that natural 20
EdgeGod
Nah. Alfred is a lvl 20 assassin rogue. Even w/o a weapon, that would give him at least 40 d6 of sneak damage.
aviddking
I love this comment so much. I miss playing Table-Top. :(
EdgeGod
I just got into it a couple months ago. Doing another dnd night tomorrow. Playing a lore bard.
aviddking
I played a Monk-Fighter in Pathfinder. Peers kept giving flak for not "doing it right". I knew what I was doing, didn't want be OP at start.
darthvadercookies
After reading this I do not care about what really happened. This is the only truth now.
tmb222
He took a super pill, this is from injustice
Garouleloup
He ate a plot pill
ri59
How can he slap!
sillyblackcat
I love comics but I hate most plot lines where heroes fight each other. Same reason why I am not too excited about Civil War movie...
GrouchyMarx
It's done because people love those hypothethical "what if" scenarios, where they pit hero against hero, in order to see who'd win.
igotabetterjob
Defeat the bad guy or live long enough to see yourself turn into one.
ThunderStormArtDotCom
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. (1/2)
ThunderStormArtDotCom
...And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
sillyblackcat
I prefer my superheroes remain heroes <3 :)
GeneralCaptainCrunch
Same, but I feel like every person/character has their own definition of justice, and eventually these definitions might clash.
sillyblackcat
True. I like a bit of argument and clashing of ideas. But actually killing each others/ fighting usually feels out of character.
GeneralCaptainCrunch
Well, that's the thing, with the Civil War I didn't really think it was out of character because Iron Man and Cap'n kill a LOT.
GeneralCaptainCrunch
(2 But with DC characters it does feel odd, yea. Personally I have a huge issue with the whole "Superheroes shouldn't kill" thing.
MilDravin
SHOW THE RESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...we've seen this part so much, were is the restttt
derptoad
Let me tell you a a preview instead. Shazam fights Hercules and aquaman fights poseidon, that's in year 4. In year 2 there's an epic 1/2
derptoad
2/2 brutal green lantern war.
Brainsplosion
If you like it then buy it.
Refmylife
Fuck buying it. Bruce Wayne has enough money.
Zanfyre
http://viewcomic(.)com/?s=Injustice
Zanfyre
The usual. Replace the (.) With a . I didn't want to risk a removal or anything of the sort.
IMostlyMakePuns
getcomics.info this site lets you download comic books as long as you have a proper reader. I use comic rack.
MillMonkey
At hellocomic.com
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ozzycats
Thanks
roosterfeedart
Well Superman is quite the asshole lately.
YourWaifuIsTrash
Agreed, although I like the way he's portrayed. You can see him losing control of the situation, and Batman escalating things is only >
YourWaifuIsTrash
making it harder for him to stop. He attacked Bats because he thought that he and his pals were after Supes' parents.
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InfinitusEquitas
RIP my work performance.
theshadowrealmyugiboy
Remember to only up vote the ops comments, not the post itself
hannahone
its fine. its fine, not like i have deadlines looming or anything...
notverylitebrite
Boop
MilDravin
thanks fam...i think....you could also just have ruined the little bit of productivity i'll ever have...
elogie423
Yeah I just finished reading all 36... at work... It took me 2.5 hours. So I'm a professional comic book reader now, which is nice.
FlamingGranny
careful how you throw is page out, I'll be pissed if people like you get him banned
bozzak
bozzak 9 minutes ago: So "AT'ing" your name is a No No now? DeadpoolSupplier 1 minute ago: Pretty sure I've never said anything like that.
bozzak
Been IM'ng him and what's funny is he never asked to not have his name or page linked. Someone else came up with that and others believed it
bozzak
Canuckbuck
And now that bozzak has posted this and it's hit front page, it's climbing in upvotes. Hopefully for not much longer...
bozzak
bozzak 9 minutes ago: So "AT'ing" your name is a No No now? DeadpoolSupplier 1 minute ago: Pretty sure I've never said anything like that.
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Shazzberry
Don't ever post his stuff man, send messages.
bozzak
bozzak 9 minutes ago: So "AT'ing" your name is a No No now? DeadpoolSupplier 1 minute ago: Pretty sure I've never said anything like that.
Canuckbuck
You may want to PM people this sort of thing rather than post it. Don't want him to get banned, eh...
bozzak
bozzak 9 minutes ago: So "AT'ing" your name is a No No now? DeadpoolSupplier 1 minute ago: Pretty sure I've never said anything like that.
Canuckbuck
Yep, talked to him about that. Apparently a game of Telephone occurred.
bozzak
Just that everyone freaking out about it, when he don't even mind it. You were just one of the people in a list that I post his response to.
icobonthefirstdate
Here's all of the first year of it /a/qi0CO
DocFlash
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MetalliChick90
Damn, that got real dark. Thank you for the link!
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FlamingGranny
stop doing this if you draw too much attention to him he'll get banned
bozzak
bozzak 9 minutes ago: So "AT'ing" your name is a No No now? DeadpoolSupplier 1 minute ago: Pretty sure I've never said anything like that.
FlamingGranny
The point is people will flood and upvote because they are unfamiliar with how it works and could possibly be taken down. It's happened b4
bozzak
Was going with what DP said:![]()
Shazzberry
Why don't you shut up and message instead of spreading that. He's asked to keep quiet.
bozzak
Shazzberry
Huh, now I feel kinda dumb. Thanks for the link. As an apology take this http://viewcomic.com/?s=TRansmetropolitan a really nice comic site.
bozzak
bozzak 9 minutes ago: So "AT'ing" your name is a No No now? DeadpoolSupplier 1 minute ago: Pretty sure I've never said anything like that.
bozzak
Been IM'ng him and what's funny is he never asked to not have his name or page linked. Someone else came up with that and others believed it
jeccius
Injustice was far better than I thought it would be, well worth the read.
Acera
Yeah I enjoyed it a lot. With great power... right?
ViolentVibrator
It was until year 4 started. Year 4 and 5 is complete garbage.
boojay
I'm with you on that.
zhieson
It was great but its getting pretty stale. It was great the first couple of years.
jrau18
The writer changed with Year Four from the incredible Tom Taylor to the... adequate Brian Buccellato.
zhieson
That makes a lot of sense. It's still readable, but almost every new issue feels slightly more disappointing.
predom4
I still dont understand why Flash is helping superman. I mean he really doubts supermans plans all the way from the start.
avidatheist
Each concession he makes makes the next one just a little bit easier.
IJudgeYourFavourites
Year 5 is very disapointing so far.. It really needs to just end already. All it is now is 5 page of nothing with a fake epic teaser.
LegitPoptart
year 1-3 was good, year 4 and 5 are pretty bad thb
IJudgeYourFavourites
Yeah, year 4 is still okay tho, year 5 is pretty awful
EsUnChooChoo
Is there a follow up to injustice? i read it earlier and finished wanting more
theoriginaljfizz
Agreed. Superman Vs. Batman is just an amazing idea. Why doesn't everyone on earth read comics?
Textuality
The problem with putting them against one another is that you have to completely hobble Clark for Bruce to stand even the remotest chance.
theoriginaljfizz
Meh, Kryptonite.
Textuality
Hence the "completely hobbling him". Realistically, Bruce has zero chance. Not even .00001%, literally zero.
ravnicrasol
The ONLY thing that I don't like about it is Batman's plans always going well until "Another players has entered the game" or some such.
18yearoldBlackDynamite
like most superhero comics
Nahxela
The art is pretty bad in some spots, and knowing that this ties into the game makes a lot of twists seem contrived and overstayed.
Nahxela
I enjoyed most of it, though. But I don't really like where it's going right now. I think Year Four was enough.
Flippinballz
Batmans plans work out, thats kinda his thing.
Elonth
and of course none of SUPERMANS crew get accidentally killed. but all of batmans teammates are dropping like fucking flies.
ZeroX54321
Batman is careful not to kill anyone, just incapacitate them.
Elonth
I KNOW THAT. but in combat there is still chances for accidental deaths. EX. how Helina died/doctor fate(might not be dead) but still.
GraysonHunt
It would be nice for batmans plans to at least sort of work. You can't add in a new player every single time.
LivinLikeLarry510
Nit to mention how retarded captain marvels death was
Elonth
AH SHIT i just started the first parts of year 5. i didn't know he died. BUT THANK GOD superman needed to lose an ally.
RegalGoat
He dies in the game which the comics are a prequel to, so it's not really much of a spoiler for comics.
Elonth
so you know the comics have nothing to do with the game other then superman taking over and killing people.
drago1337
Problem is the comics can't have an ending; they lead up to the game. Maybe if there were fewer years, but that means fewer comics.
Corrodias
3 There are other reasons. Injustice almost caught my interest. Then I learned it's STILL NOT FINISHED and probably never will be. Fuck it.
jeccius
The game takes place 5 years after the Joker incident and follows a parallel universe arc, a variation from the comic. Comic story is better
Corrodias
2 conclusion, not an initially-intriguing story that just gets goes on and on until sales peter out enough for it to be cut off, suddenly.
Corrodias
1 And that's one reason I'm not interested in reading comics, especially not this one. I want a well-planned-out story arc with a satisfying
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Nightfox1515
BEST THING I EVER FOUND! http://hellocomic.com/
yoshimasta
look for deadpoolsupplier user here, in Imgur and remember to downvote his posts to keep a low profile.
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DukeofValentino
You foool! Delete!
theoriginaljfizz
I got the issues on Google Play dawg. I have most my digital comics saved there. It may be pricy but you essentially have an immortal copy.
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theoriginaljfizz
No problem buddeh!
duckwithnofreaktogive
You can also find it on youtube
LobaDelEste
I'm subscribed to it on comixology. 99 cents per issue or 4.99 I believe for annuals.
tr1ck
http://deadpoolsupplier.imgur.com/ Scroll to almost the bottom. He updates every week.
CATShesaideventuallyCATSARENICE
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MimzytheBun
Shhhh yes we all love him, but no upvoting you peons. I put you back to 1, upvoted another random comment.
DukeofValentino
Do you want to lose great things? Delete this.
WhoTheFuckisGavin
I thought he had to stop a few months ago.
limpingzombi
You could try searching your local library system catalog, it's what I do. You can reserve books online from any library in the system 1/2
limpingzombi
And have them sent to your local one for pickup. I usually get 5 or 6 graphic novels each time
IJudgeYourFavourites
http://viewcomic.com/injustice-gods-among-us-001/ Very good website to read comics online. Thats a link to the first issue of injustice
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IJudgeYourFavourites
all you people dotting this, you better actually read the fuck out of it
Brokiff
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theoriginaljfizz
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AbAbd
Can someone tell me why they were fighting in the first place?
SnowMongoose
Superman isn't so super, his power - big shock - goes to his head.
kubi
DC Civil War, sparked by the Joker making Superman snap mentally IIRC.
FlatPlutoSociety
Bruce banged Lois.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
More like the Joker did. AMIRITE?
Nobahdi
Technically, Superman did. :)
painstream
Savage!
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
Vandal had nothing to do with this. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #DCPUNS
Suzushiiro
The Joker manipulates Superman into killing Lois Lane (who is pregnant with Superman's child) and that pushes him off the deep end,
Suzushiiro
and Superman basically declares himself dictator of the world, with Batman leading the opposition against him.
theoneandonlyjoseph
In the Injustice comics, superman decides that he has the right to execute criminals, because he is strong. Batman is opposed to killing.
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
thats a pretty weak summary of it haha
iDrinkDrano
But accurate.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Not entirely, no.
iDrinkDrano
From where I've read to, yes. The rest is details and stuff they should read outside of a summary.
StanielRonathan
I feel like everything Injustice wants to do was already done better in Kingdom Come. This just felt like more Batman circlejerking
iDrinkDrano
Can't say I've read, but that makes sense.
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
Kingdom Come is on my mantle haha. Right up there with Blackest Night and House of M
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Not entirely, no.
theoneandonlyjoseph
Okay, you explain 5 years of comics + a game's worth of plot development in just 140 characters. It's not as easy as I make it look ;)
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
so hard
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
Superman's wife was killed by Joker, setting him into a rage that fueled a savior complex against the human race.
Velonici
Not just wife, but pregnant wife.
spelguru
That explanation deserves more upvotes. Have a cookie too.