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I saw this yesterday on Imgur. Aaaand...
We have one too - from my s/o's grandma. #boooioioinng #oldschoolporn #hornygrandmas #funny
Aug 7, 2017 1:18 PM
ijoinedtoupvotestuff
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I saw this yesterday on Imgur. Aaaand...
We have one too - from my s/o's grandma. #boooioioinng #oldschoolporn #hornygrandmas #funny
GnaeusMarcius
The one on the bottom is the barrelman, famous in the philippines. Not sure what the top one is.
RCSpotz
You're supposed to rub it and make a wish.
Smeelio
My family and I were once at a wood shop at a small tourist market, and my mum accidentally discovered one. Her embarassed shock was GREAT
ChiefRocker88
I need to rig one of these on my mailbox.
pleaseletthisonework
Always saw a set of small ceramic turtles at my g'parents. One day my grandma said to turn them over - crudely, ceramically m/f on bottoms
EadEchiC
As an Asian man I can confirm these dolls are highly anatomically inaccurate.
CJ47
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU BOBBLEHEAD!
justamedstudent2
Just upvoted cause of the title lol cause it's so true
BubbysaurusREX
My grandma has a monk like looking statue, when you tunr him around you see that he is in fact a giant dildo
Exploringurmind
That's art.
TheButtholeBandit
Why no balls?
Superstar69
LOL
SunshineRose
It's called a "Charley", no idea why
EdgardoHerrera
You got a friend in me! You got a friend in me! -- Woody!
HoboStabWound
Your grandma still has the statue of me?
ScarletSnatch
what words do I use to find this on Amazon? Must have it!
Listeningtokpop
So I could very well search "tiny man giant wooden penis" but if I wanted to find a place to buy one of these, what would I ACTUALLY search?
MisterTypo
My philipino friends gave me one from his trip home. Thinking of putting it on the dashboard of my car
SinisterKid128
Filipino, MisterTypo.
cousteau
It's physically impossible that no one has tried to lift it from the barrel before.
vivalamatequilla
My grandfather had one of those as well. We consider it a family heirloom now.
elephantsforever
I want the same
psstuphere
Aww - grandpa
TheRespectedContender
These are commonly found in the Philippines and are called "barrel men"
gabrieldinardo
Found one of those in my wall will doing renovations to my home. It had been there for 15 years without me knowing.
stoutde
okillshutupnow
Yo i have one from my dad. We used it to hold pens as kids until we tried to move it
TheUpdootist
Why did I read penis instead of pens? What is happening to me?
desdeqado
Imgur
notsohasty
Because the pen is mightier.
Ja5per
You're gay now! You're fabulous!!
DeadeicPrints
My mom had one of those. She always encouraged new ppl to lift the barrel.
ash627
Hah I like your mom's sense of humor.
DeadeicPrints
So do I most of the time
aninjasbeer
We had one that was a monk in a robe. When you pushed his head down, his penis came out, parting the robes.
HateMeFuckYou
My uncle had that one I believe.
Sephority
Why
SlimSkeeter
Got one like that.. and another made from bottle caps and an old beer can.. slide the can up and the wooden dong drops down
JuanMillionAnts
My uncle had that. I met him once in the 4th grade and that's the only memory I have of him is that penis monk.
Hovenbeet
Lazzarwolf
THATS HILARIOUS
aninjasbeer
That's the one! Awesome sauce.
SephiRothIRA
Yeah, Saint Dick!
aninjasbeer
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the crib Not a creature was stirring, not even a squid;
aninjasbeer
The jimmies were hung by the night-stand with care, In hopes that St. Dick flash soon would be there;
aninjasbeer
The bitches were nestled all snug in their bunks; While visions of Mandingo moistened their cunts;
aninjasbeer
And Thelma in her 'kerchief, Louise in her tights, Had just settled their tits, anxious for the sights,
Tom40
I hate to tell you @op, but your grandma used to get her freak on. So did mine. Its' how our parents were made.
SpitefulRed
We all got here somehow~ I'm kind of sick of people pretending that it's immaculate conception. No, our 'rents did the nasty, deal with it.
ijoinedtoupvotestuff
I hope to be a grandma getting her freak on too one day. Silver foxes need love too!
Tom40
How you doin?
madguillotine
In my 50's & work with seniors. Some of the old folks are definitely getting freaky. They're awesome. May we all be so lucky in old age...
SpitefulRed
That mental image though...
madguillotine
I guess you get over that after a certain age. I'm not there yet, but still looking forward to being a freaky old lady :)
SpitefulRed
I just keep thinking about how awkward it must be to try to take off Depends in a sexy manner