Oct 16, 2021 5:41 PM
EngineerNGR
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Grahran
To be honest, he took that as a real champ!
wolfeskitchen
Splash Poundin'
doodooHero
I like the plastic bags on his shoes to keep them dry
thebigbaka
Dude was in the smash Zone
Xonia
Nergul
Splash zone vs the fuck around and find out zone.
967Evil
Neck broken ?
MauroChanique
r.i.p
ponkeydunch
multibeasthillsdale
Is this the squid game everyone is talking about?
sonomarco
Voluntary Concussion?
JerryCan7331
So if you're splashed with water at the same instant you're knocked cold, what's the net result? I need the next five seconds.
bellowdeepinahorpse
you (possibly) wake up damp an undetermined time later
LenzKist74
DrOWNED.
WALKABOUT2K
He ded
GuysJustWannaFish
D E D ded.
Cglikespie
What caused the mask to come flying off? The water or the rail?
theMightyPlatypus
cabooyah
That dude was like:
Bristlehoundthree
madvin
Is his neck ok ?
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
treknor
idiot...
RomanSnow
When I haven't nutted in two weeks and my girlfriend does that thing I like
eastend666
His first rodeo, no doubt.
MrPunisherMan
He hit that railing fucking hard
LoveTheShiningWire
Water is heavy.
WehWehWeh
looks like it knocked him out, hope he's alright
diggetydug
That's a concussion.
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
Looks like it's padded, tho. That might help a bit. The impact might still be high.
LeYuno
whiplash and a smack to the brain stem, lights out and concussion time
fluffyeggs25
The railing looks like it's added on that side. Not the first time someone has done this I guess.
*padded. It'd be cool beans if you could edit comments.
GSA1386
No excuse for taking his mask off. Thats just irresponsible of him.
konmari
Hes standing on the litigative sweet spot
ringwood
Right in the soft spot at the back of the neck too, fucking ouch. Hope he went in for a CT
BigFatBobbie
He goes into a hospital for a CT. He walks in a room and C.T. Fletcher is there telling him to stop being a pussy and fuckin lift.
BlackBearChopSticks
Easy there money bags.
Samerious
Looks like he hit his shoulders first. Might have been enough whiplash to knock him out due to brain bounce.
NCPBullet
Don't need a CT if you just fucking die in the wee woo wagon
AnonOmis1000
I think it hit a bit lower (higher?), in line with his shoulders. But yeah should probably get that looked at.
Seggs
he need some MILK
YoudSwearImAVirgin
But he already sleep like baby
TeaOverdose
slep
Feenstar21
dddddDatsallfolks
When you chew 5 gum
emanresuesoohc
When you 5 chew gum
Oxygenated
Or like taking a bite of a peppermint patty.
DixieNormas420
Yeah stimulated the f*** out of senses.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Hail Hydrate
SiberianYettis
Damn that's gold^^
WhatUpDog3000
now there's a liability!
WhattaYaLookingFor
Only in the US.
NorthSideSoldier
There's signs all over telling you to hold onto the bars and such to prevent this. The park's ass is covered.
ReginaKasteen
Fortunately his ass is still covered too.
LSAH
it’s funny that you think a sign absolves the park of all liability. It’s not that simple. I work for insurers dealing exactly with this.
WTBenji08
Sadly, this is not true. Liability is about negligence, and negligence is “could you have done something to prevent the incident”. /1
SomeDetroitGuy
No, negligence is about "what would a reasonable person expect in this circumstance?"
True, but “reasonable” is subjective. A lawyer will claim, the park’s insurer knows it’s cheaper to settle than to fight, idiot gets paid.
The signs will help reduce their liability, but in the absence of staff to ensure people are following the rules, the park will be found /2
to have contributed to the cause of the injury. I work in insurance, and I have seen some real dipshits get paid for doing stupid things
The bridge is part of the "ride". Staff would have notified them at the beginning and with signs they're fine. Been to 4 different ones.
Same here WTB. Most commenters won’t know what are the principles/elements of negligence or how courts decide these types of cases.
spitfires2000
H2O is a kilogram per liter, you know!
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Di-hydrogen monoxide will kill you. Everyone who consumes it dies.
JCDenton10
Weird that it maths out so evenly
cainofdreaming
And water don't compress. That much if at all. So it's your face that's going to be doing that.
mjcherbert
the way I remember it is that waist-height water is probably 1m depth - moving 1m/s that's 1t/s ... cars will lose traction in 10-20cm depth
Dunothar
Then add the velocity of the liquid too, thwt guy to smashed by water.
bawtzki
This guy metrics
jamalkhan
Only at 4 degree Celsius
xyxyxyxy31
kmikl
It's for the benefit of Americans: we'll drag you into the 18th century kicking and screaming.
brownsugga
How many bananas is that?
Tumescentpie
30-32
MaybeCatsOperatingInGangs
7 bananas weighed per banana volume. Water is denser than banana.
harthram
One kilogram's worth of bananas
DrMarioSThompson
Amazing
brassknucklenerd
1 cubic centimeter, 1 gram. 1 Calorie to heat that 1% of the way from freezing to boiling. God I love the metric system.
9532
tbh 1 kg/L and 1 calorie/L/°C aren't that useful for most people. The units having shared prefixes and scaling factors is far more helpful
That 0ºC --> 100ºC from freezing to boiling tho. C'mon now.
drduffer
It’s also about 8 lbs per gallon. The lightest bowling balls at the bowling alley are 8 lbs. Now have a friend throw 6 at you, hard.
Dopplerfart
17,3 skinny meerkats per cubic log
KarateCanine
That's like 234 fig Newtons.
??????????????????????????????????????
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TheDairyPope
Call ahead and ask if they have 6lb balls though.
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
Then ask how they find pants large enough to hold them, if they do!
CannonFolder
Depends on the alley. All alleys around here are candlepin. Minimum weight is 2 pounds, 4 ounces; maximum weight is 2 pounds, 7 ounces.
IteaseCats
Always the edge cases that get you.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Why does it matter if the friend is hard?
Ba-dum Tish!
CalmDownNow
Otherwise the balls are flying left and right.
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
livefreenburkhard
Because it's not 6" soft
OmegaKamidake
More testosterone
Exyr
Never underestimate the power of water.
RedViking07
If you think water is fast, you should see ice…
IamSmorris
Are you aware of the power of shadows?
No but I'm fuckin scared of them tho
celestedrake
How about the power of cheese?
Mxlespxles
BEHOLD
Grahran
To be honest, he took that as a real champ!
wolfeskitchen
Splash Poundin'
doodooHero
I like the plastic bags on his shoes to keep them dry
thebigbaka
Dude was in the smash Zone
Xonia
Nergul
Splash zone vs the fuck around and find out zone.
967Evil
Neck broken ?
MauroChanique
r.i.p
ponkeydunch
multibeasthillsdale
Is this the squid game everyone is talking about?
sonomarco
Voluntary Concussion?
JerryCan7331
So if you're splashed with water at the same instant you're knocked cold, what's the net result? I need the next five seconds.
bellowdeepinahorpse
you (possibly) wake up damp an undetermined time later
LenzKist74
DrOWNED.
WALKABOUT2K
He ded
GuysJustWannaFish
D E D ded.
Cglikespie
What caused the mask to come flying off? The water or the rail?
theMightyPlatypus
cabooyah
That dude was like:
Bristlehoundthree
madvin
Is his neck ok ?
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
treknor
idiot...
RomanSnow
When I haven't nutted in two weeks and my girlfriend does that thing I like
eastend666
His first rodeo, no doubt.
MrPunisherMan
He hit that railing fucking hard
LoveTheShiningWire
Water is heavy.
WehWehWeh
looks like it knocked him out, hope he's alright
diggetydug
That's a concussion.
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
Looks like it's padded, tho. That might help a bit. The impact might still be high.
LeYuno
whiplash and a smack to the brain stem, lights out and concussion time
fluffyeggs25
The railing looks like it's added on that side. Not the first time someone has done this I guess.
fluffyeggs25
*padded. It'd be cool beans if you could edit comments.
GSA1386
No excuse for taking his mask off. Thats just irresponsible of him.
konmari
Hes standing on the litigative sweet spot
ringwood
Right in the soft spot at the back of the neck too, fucking ouch. Hope he went in for a CT
BigFatBobbie
He goes into a hospital for a CT. He walks in a room and C.T. Fletcher is there telling him to stop being a pussy and fuckin lift.
BlackBearChopSticks
Easy there money bags.
Samerious
Looks like he hit his shoulders first. Might have been enough whiplash to knock him out due to brain bounce.
NCPBullet
Don't need a CT if you just fucking die in the wee woo wagon
AnonOmis1000
I think it hit a bit lower (higher?), in line with his shoulders. But yeah should probably get that looked at.
Seggs
he need some MILK
YoudSwearImAVirgin
But he already sleep like baby
TeaOverdose
slep
Feenstar21
dddddDatsallfolks
When you chew 5 gum
emanresuesoohc
When you 5 chew gum
Oxygenated
Or like taking a bite of a peppermint patty.
DixieNormas420
Yeah stimulated the f*** out of senses.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Hail Hydrate
SiberianYettis
Damn that's gold^^
WhatUpDog3000
now there's a liability!
WhattaYaLookingFor
Only in the US.
NorthSideSoldier
There's signs all over telling you to hold onto the bars and such to prevent this. The park's ass is covered.
ReginaKasteen
Fortunately his ass is still covered too.
LSAH
it’s funny that you think a sign absolves the park of all liability. It’s not that simple. I work for insurers dealing exactly with this.
WTBenji08
Sadly, this is not true. Liability is about negligence, and negligence is “could you have done something to prevent the incident”. /1
SomeDetroitGuy
No, negligence is about "what would a reasonable person expect in this circumstance?"
WTBenji08
True, but “reasonable” is subjective. A lawyer will claim, the park’s insurer knows it’s cheaper to settle than to fight, idiot gets paid.
WTBenji08
The signs will help reduce their liability, but in the absence of staff to ensure people are following the rules, the park will be found /2
WTBenji08
to have contributed to the cause of the injury. I work in insurance, and I have seen some real dipshits get paid for doing stupid things
NorthSideSoldier
The bridge is part of the "ride". Staff would have notified them at the beginning and with signs they're fine. Been to 4 different ones.
LSAH
Same here WTB. Most commenters won’t know what are the principles/elements of negligence or how courts decide these types of cases.
spitfires2000
H2O is a kilogram per liter, you know!
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Di-hydrogen monoxide will kill you. Everyone who consumes it dies.
JCDenton10
Weird that it maths out so evenly
cainofdreaming
And water don't compress. That much if at all. So it's your face that's going to be doing that.
mjcherbert
the way I remember it is that waist-height water is probably 1m depth - moving 1m/s that's 1t/s ... cars will lose traction in 10-20cm depth
Dunothar
Then add the velocity of the liquid too, thwt guy to smashed by water.
bawtzki
This guy metrics
jamalkhan
Only at 4 degree Celsius
xyxyxyxy31
kmikl
It's for the benefit of Americans: we'll drag you into the 18th century kicking and screaming.
brownsugga
How many bananas is that?
Tumescentpie
30-32
MaybeCatsOperatingInGangs
7 bananas weighed per banana volume. Water is denser than banana.
harthram
One kilogram's worth of bananas
DrMarioSThompson
Amazing
brassknucklenerd
1 cubic centimeter, 1 gram. 1 Calorie to heat that 1% of the way from freezing to boiling. God I love the metric system.
9532
tbh 1 kg/L and 1 calorie/L/°C aren't that useful for most people. The units having shared prefixes and scaling factors is far more helpful
brassknucklenerd
That 0ºC --> 100ºC from freezing to boiling tho. C'mon now.
drduffer
It’s also about 8 lbs per gallon. The lightest bowling balls at the bowling alley are 8 lbs. Now have a friend throw 6 at you, hard.
Dopplerfart
17,3 skinny meerkats per cubic log
KarateCanine
That's like 234 fig Newtons.
Tumescentpie
??????????????????????????????????????
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[deleted]
TheDairyPope
Call ahead and ask if they have 6lb balls though.
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
Then ask how they find pants large enough to hold them, if they do!
CannonFolder
Depends on the alley. All alleys around here are candlepin. Minimum weight is 2 pounds, 4 ounces; maximum weight is 2 pounds, 7 ounces.
IteaseCats
Always the edge cases that get you.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Why does it matter if the friend is hard?
drduffer
Ba-dum Tish!
CalmDownNow
Otherwise the balls are flying left and right.
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
livefreenburkhard
Because it's not 6" soft
OmegaKamidake
More testosterone
Exyr
Never underestimate the power of water.
RedViking07
If you think water is fast, you should see ice…
IamSmorris
Are you aware of the power of shadows?
livefreenburkhard
No but I'm fuckin scared of them tho
celestedrake
How about the power of cheese?
Mxlespxles
BEHOLD