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thanksgiving dumps are almost as good as the food
Nov 23, 2023 2:38 PM
warpfactor1
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thanksgiving dumps are almost as good as the food
MrHappySmiles
I did this last night after 15 hours of flying!
MoonMoon89
"Shai Hulud!"
DontYuckMyYum
that was me like 5 days after my PD catheter implant. it felt so good once it got going again.
Vidikron
I make it a point to set that deuce loose while I'm there.
moxythree
After visiting you family.
Justasleepykitty
Now this is shit posting
Gooooodmoooorrrningmuchwow
Doing this as I type
vicsfalseface
When the miralax starts to work.
Wiesel2000
IdiotSavantTinker
warpfactor1
They hosted and fed people, least i can do is not destroy their john
KremlinOfAges
Seventytonsofmettle
...yea, but I usually don't need some dude with gloves.
horseman05
HoldThatTHOT
If wish I had a gif that says always upvote Buffy, cuz I always upvote Buffy
dontfloatmygoat
Stupid sexy elephant anus.
joshuasplinth
If this has a smell, I bet it’s not good.
Panserclaw
That needs the poop knife!
MoxieMonster
When the Imodium wares off
distraingotnobrakes
Exdeath5000
The relief is real
warpfactor1
Snd then you go HAM on the leftovers you brought home that were supposed to be for tomorrow
RaZorHamZteR
hergurh
gingerirl
This is what I mean when I say constipation and diarrhea... I have IBS
Jamesstin
if you're in pain from this like I was, I use half salt water half mineral oil enema. don't forget to say fire in the hole B4 the butt-chug
NotSomoneElse68
The "Plug".
Jimmah1
I also have ibs. The ol' corkinator is my enemy.
tonyb486
Is this not normal? My gastroenterologist didn't seem too concerned when I described it..... then again, I do have a gastroenterologist....
gingerirl
I was given a Low FODMAP diet to follow and then reintroduce foods to see what might be making it worse. Might help you too, ask your doc
freezingpilot
Wait, is this a thing?
ColleenMarie
I've heard it called "the Champagne Cork" by my roommate. She works at the ER.
Hashbrown123
Is for me. I get cramps, struggle to push out a super dry log, then just a rush of horrible liquid.
notsol337
I am having a bad IBS day. I didn't even eat any Thanksgiving foods.
gingerirl
Oooof, I hope it settles down so you can have leftovers in peace at least
johnson442
*Trying to think of something to say to make you feel better*
spiceass9000
Ah yes. The ibs hard push turd followed by liquid
Jamesstin
this would cause me unbearable pain throughout my life. gastroenterologists would tell me it was impossible for me to wake up from bowel 1/
mynameistc
Fuuuck do i have ibs? 95% of my shir is normalish then the last like 5% is liquid.
chazzsandiego
dpeiffer10127001
Now that was an enima for the ages.
tjm1226
MFsnuggles
stonebreaker6
arkemiffo
Disgusting yes, but imagine the immense sense of relief for the elephant.
mckjm2
And the lesson learned here, is to stand to the side of things that might spray.
madeforthispost
I feel like that result should have been anticipated
Fendeezy
ON TOP OF DOING IT WITHOUT GLOVES ON
13579rocket
iGotFOLDERS
Legrooveth
I particularly enjoy the little log that comes out near the end and slaps her on the hand.
zeacorzeppelin10
HorseonaBike
'ZE GOGGLES DO NUSSING!'
poscduke
RoYoMi
Everything reminds me of her.
fastjeff
The Elephant? Did she Topsy?
theincrediblehoek
Hhaahahahahaha
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
Those ponchos are inadequate for this job
PinkyTheUnicorn2
kickmyballsrealhard
Imagine being covered in elephant ass piss. BARF
TheCrusher78
Totally agree.
CheeseborgarSoop
Fun Fact, well, not fun, but - Elephants in captivity can die from constipation. It's actually a huge issue, so they need a little help sometimes unclogging.
Endonae
Why only the ones in captivity?
CheeseborgarSoop
Lack of exercise and a varied diet, or other elephants to help with "unclogging." It's a grab bag of reasons.
zeacorzeppelin10
duffusd
I audibly gasped
fistermatic5000
zeacorzeppelin10
I love Sweeney Todd