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Jun 29, 2016 7:01 PM
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eggplanter
Okay great
90210wasaninsidejob
Ignore this post I'm pretending to email the manager that our staff has passed out from heat stroke
hstein3
#1 Had a coworker suffering bad emotional distress. Uncomfortable to be around. Management wouldn't do anything, but I found a new job.
Davicron
Okay, great.
SamSquag94
Those are depressing. If people had better attitudes maybe they could possibly enjoy their jobs.
ThefluteCaptainPicardplayedfirstinhisimaginationtheninreallife
#3 I really do have a twin and his college friends didn't know for a while. They thought I was just a dick when I legit didn't know them.
psychorealm11
After reading the first one I think I need to look for a new job.
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
all these people seem like the person referred to in #1
LGMHorus
Ok, great you in the ass
BiscuitsandGravyBaby
OMG the fucking farewell card. It's like a text gallery of stock photos but with the value reduced to zero.
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
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Illuminhotti
DID #21 DELIVER?
buggeredifiknow
sty," said the Knave, "I didn't write it and they can't prove that I did; there's no name signed at the end." "You _mus (426/441)
greatrev
Yes I did
greendogblue
Reading while on break
FightingSausages
This is why the service in NA is completely garbage.
AmericasHouseguest
I think about work more at home than I do at work
LawFiveGuy
#1 I guess I'm quitting. Sadly I also saw something like this about every group having an ugly person. My friends are all good looking. sigh
BoogerDiva
Working from home. Week 1: Shit's great yay! Week 30: I could use some fresh air. Week 60: Grocery shopping in pyjamas? Ah sure, fuck it...
Trexcalibur
Ok, great OP
DrunkCPA
My coworker had pictures of her kid all over her office. Replaced them all with me for April Fools. It was great, she left them up a while
jsktrogdor
#1 ... uh... well... really?... fuck.
thenikoli
My dad used to always bring me to work to meet his coworkers, now I understand why they all seemed to hate me
GivingOutFalseHope
#7 Yoghurt.... +1
OmfgImNotLurking
Meet #30
darkmyst30
Anyone else read this at work?
greeneyes010
me
GuessImNotALurkerNow
*hands up*
normalnancy
Imgur has been posting job stories.Even if OPs hate it they say something positive. Seems like no one is every happy working in an office.
ANightAtTheCocksbury
I worked in a windowless office for 4 years for an oil company. Good money. Got laid off. Now I do field work for 30% less. Still happier.
Ivesaidtoomuchalready
For real though fuck people who steal lunches
TeslaTank
I left an unopened tub of butter in the fridge at work, and today it was opened and used.
19wesley88
Yeah I did that to a colleague, but that was only because I had bought the same one in, we ended up just sharing his then sharing mine
TeslaTank
That's fair. I write my name on mine, but it doesn't deter anyone.
Surrenadee
I can't even imagine what type of person steals other people's food. This makes no sense to me whatsoever.
Flyndaran
Narcissists that believe the world is for them. We're all a bit self centered, but some make a career out of it.
boogersweretasty
#1. Got fired a few weeks ago and they wouldn't tell me why. Maybe this is why. Also, I have self-esteem issues.
itiscalledsource
I thought that they were required to give a reason?
LilacDreamer
In MN they don't have to give a reason
boogersweretasty
they said "it's complicated" and there were "various reasons". 11 years. :)
itiscalledsource
I believe if you pushed for an answer you could've gotten one, but really that is up to you and at that point it really wouldn't matter
boogersweretasty
Agreed. Wouldn't have saved the job, may have given me closure, but all around it wouldn't change anything. Fuck 'em :)
azazyel
One of the things that makes me not want to get promoted is that I've have to get work email on my phone.
IcanttiemyshoesbutIcanfuckyourbitch
I have to get work email on my phone, but I don't have to reply out of hours. Solution? Just pretend to have it on my phone.
MileyCyborg
I was in this same position, so I ended up doing it and just setting it to sync like once every 7 hours.
snowy42
I voluntarily put my work email on my phone. If I can do it outside of work that means less stress AT work. Which there's a lot of.
azazyel
When I'm home I'm home. I don't want to have to worry about work or having to be sober
OmfgImNotLurking
You may have a problem.
sausageseeker
It's bad, the first thing I do when I wake up is check my work emails. Avoid it as long as possible.
Ginnjosh
Or wearing clothes.
ObiWanShalomi
Oh my shit, that sounds like the worst thing ever! It's this new 'work ethic' where everyone's expected to reply 24/7 on some CEO shit.
ObiWanShalomi
Constant notifications, or the possibility of an incoming email, that can never be good for your well-being.
FuckYourJortsDude
From an HR perspective, this is actually worse for productivity. Some companies even have policies against after-hours emails/texts at all
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
I hear that's a big thing in France, maybe elsewhere in Europe too.
ObiWanShalomi
That's good to hear!
FuckYourJortsDude
Lots of companies still haven't shifted from "frederick taylorism" but more well-informed/forward-thinking co's like Google realize that 1/2
FuckYourJortsDude
instead of trying to demand productivity by micromanagement, its a better investment to invest in employees' mental health/not run them down
endfreq
That twin idea is borderline genius.
ThefluteCaptainPicardplayedfirstinhisimaginationtheninreallife
i have a twin, and we went to different colleges. It works in reverse too. His friends thought he was a dick when I legit didn't know them.
zegerman5682
Posting about it on Twitter...not so much
AliBarber
I have a staff member who actually has a twin and she's super awkward. So no one talks to her. I think it would work
mamasmurf78
I had people at my job convinced I had a twin cause I go by my middle name but my badge has my first name on it. A friend there helped me.
panowca
Unless you have your coworkers added on facebook, in which case it turns to way too much effort to fake that.
TommyWa
But that's bad for those who have a twin... DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME!
PsychoticWizardDragon
I'd say it's too late...
kryptoniteblunts
My girlfriend has a twin sister who is also a teacher, they have a few great stories about confused students.
Permi
Do you happen to live in California by any chance? I went to a school that had the same scenario.
kryptoniteblunts
Nope.
siriuslygoaway
Just Photoshop pictures of yourself together and display them on your desk like "this is Denise and I on our last birthday."
Flyndaran
This is... I on our last birthday?
AliBarber
They used correct English. "Denise and I" is correct compared to "Denise and me".
AliBarber
Denise is a weird name for a boy
autumnmist
How about Denephew?
AliBarber
You. I like you
endfreq
Or Dennis
Hoojamufasijer
Hide and seek is exactly how I avoided being written up one time for coming in late. They just seemed to forget about it.
HeroOfCanton02
Smart smart
stevetacular
I have a friend who said he was at work when he wasn't. When the guy said "I didn't see you here," he responded "I didn't see you either."
PhallicNinja
Using this
Textuality
My boss doesn't care if I'm late, as long as I make up the work, and she'd like to know if it's going to be more than 15m late.
NotDeadYet
I start hid from being fired for 4 days when I was working at Amazon. They'd call me up every morning to the office but I just didn't go.
ddkong86
God bless you sir.
NotDeadYet
Straight*, fuck it whatever y'all knew what I meant probably.
Hyippy
I still don't know what you mean
FernandoRumdebum
He straight hid from being fired, as in he hid from being fired by not replying to the calls up to the office.
19wesley88
You probably werent going to be fired until you ignored their request for 4 days lol
endfreq
"Why won't he accept the promotion?" - Old boss probably
NotDeadYet
Naw I was late like all the time plus I didn't show up for 2 days in a row
19wesley88
Don't suppose you were working for the one by lichfield in UK were you, wouldn't blame you for doing that if you were
NotDeadYet
Litchfield in Arizona
equityforpunks
Come in late in herrendous rush and if someone tries to ask, start with some toilet shit story, stop, run ro toilet while yelling "must go"
equityforpunks
I guarantee, no-one will ask or bother you later. At worst they'll ask "you ok?" and you can say "yeah, bad sushi yesterday I guess"
TheSwedishCryptid
If that doesn't work, throw a tampon on them and yell "Smoke bomb!" And hide behind a chair. Works all the time.
equityforpunks
As a male....?
TheSwedishCryptid
Even more effective as a male. They would be more stunned by that.
AndIThinkToMyselfWhatAWonderfulWorld
Pocket sand is also a very effective countermeasure
LunarPiratee
Working third shift is also a great way to not have any coworkers. It's lonely. :(
someonelseyoumightknow
but it's coarse and it gets everywhere
TheSwedishCryptid
Pocket sand can get you into HR trouble as you can harm someone's eyes. Not recommended!