Nov 17, 2021 3:43 AM
ExistenceIsPainWasTaken
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Shine25555
This is Five Finger Death Punch?
Tingdere
Source: SushiRamen on YouTube. I love this guy! Note: Enable English Subtitles.
CaptianToast
Ah the 6000 dollar man.
Zainadin
Dude is wearing Vans so he's cool with me.
retrohellix
ROCKET PUNCH! v
Jiraiyaasama
Lesson 46: how to dislocate your shoulder
lmpg
That's a CROP!
Unbelievableforever
These sex toys are getting out of hand
Rangermcclure
No fucking credit linked??
Addman0
Doesn't matter how strong you are if your bones break when punching
OhNoDontTouch
tell that to what's-his-face from My Hero Academia
scr1bbl3
Do you mean aglet?
Cabreza
Now you too can be Midoriya!
ChiLLeCheeze
Broken bones and all!
mmmzxturbozincadink
The cameraman in the back cracked me up!
unclebenon69
Yo the music.
SrMordred
The trigger needs to be the natural punching action, so you get automatic force multiplication.
NKato
While the idea has merit it risks actually causing worse injury to the wielder due to the sudden stop of impact then the system engaging.
Rodltwo
v
itsthevoiceman
Such a bad episode.
What’s it from?
PTKrieg
Stranger Things (Netflix)
Thanks, random stranger!
wlfman
Here comes Vi...olence?
Paulmk1
jesusisherelookbusy
buddabopp
why have a powerfist when you can have an Onagar gauntlet AND the greater good
PennywiseTheDancinClown
[B R O T H E R I N T E N S I F I E S]
BofusTeefus
But does it bind flugels?
therealbardman
This is a cocktail reference, no?
Yup.
Perhaps. But more importantly does it flind biugels
SobchaksWorldOfPain
My rotator cuff is screaming
FuryM0nk
Needs to be some type of control on the extension and make it portable and I’m game. lol
Ihatedecidingonausername
Forearm fracture there at least
ruferto
nah
DrewBarbee
Rotator cuff? What rotator cuff? Mine went away just watching this
CloakedFigure
As someone who has torn both of mine before… OUCH
WaffleDoood
Same, dude. Looked my climbing, kayaking and parkour. All I have left is the drugs. Don't injure your shoulders, people are. It breaks you.
surgery?
Multiple cortisone/steroid injections and a hell of a lot of PT
0T reduced pain but can't toss a ball for 22 years. used to throw javelin, discus, baseball, everything. I can bowl 1-2 games, but softly.
Why can’t we live in an age where this shit is easy to fix? Damn you, fragile meat!
fformulaa
Ankle, knees and fuck them ligaments.
Somnipresent
If I were stupid enough to do this, I'd put a metal frame for the forearm attached to the hoses. But yeah, elbow snapping still possible.
50m31AW
And doing it so close to the wall there's a good chance an accident means fuck fingers, forearm, and just shatter every fuckin' thing
Your description sounds like a very delightful proposition
PAIGE NO!
nik282000
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!
LariCheltsy
Yu8MopWho
BrockEffingSamson
I also choose this guy's wife.
Crimx42
Big O!
Toe-may-tow !
tracereading
In the mirror.
! wot-yam-eoT
DickMercenary
Cast in the name of God Ye not Guilty.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Well fuck now I have to go watch an excellent little show from 20 years ago look what you've done
CitizenClam
My thoughts on this show:
orngeturtl
Showtime!
coothlesscthulhu
SarcasticComment
Favorite part of the show was the "mystery" of how this big assed thing showed up... using the subway
Didn't it also use like multiple tracks/locomotives to actually move it too?
Yup. It remains a mystery to this day. We can't explain the power draw on the dome city...we'd investigate... but there are poors to beat up
RedCrif
Falcon... PUNCH
asianmilkspray
Elbow Rocket.
jjw9
It *is* after midnight … LNI in like a lion, tonight! :)
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
I saw a hilarious Furry version of that. I'll let you imagine what.
SecondAccountforDoingOtherShit
*PAWNCH
blumpk1npie
Anyone know what captain falcon says that isn't falcon punch in smash for gamecube? It sounds like "falcon kadev" or something
MelfsAcidArrow
Falcon keeeeeeek
TheSwedishMoose
He says "falcon kick" too
JarlmannViking
Falcon Punch, Falcon Kick. And if you taunt: “Show your moves”
ElderLurkerInNeedOfaCane
That's the best taunt too
dasoffendor
Do you want jaegers? Cuz this is how you get jaegers.
080080
why yes... i DO want jaegers!
Midgarmerc
Who would say no to jaegers? I want future wars to be decided with 1v1 mecha battles like in G Gundam
I'm gonna say it, G Gundam is just a better Robot Jox.
Is that a bad thing?
HaluumTheMad
YES please!
well, Minus the Dark Gundam fiasco... y'know... because reasons.
TheSilverSeraph
Six PSI Punch ≠ Six Inch Punch
InTangier
I wonder what would happen today if he was doing it against people who actually resisted
Similar. With feet side by side, it's a 4' moment arm from floor to chest. The guy would topple without putting a leg back. But 1/
if he resisteed and didn't fall, he'd absorb the force and would hurt for a while.
KevorkianScarf
I would imagine similar results
Bioman998
Didn't he carry a gun because people kept trying to challenge him?
Consider he is punching people in a stance that can be easily disturbed. My point is that results tend to be a little different when you >
Get a non-compliant MMA guy to test different martial arts.
While many exotic martial arts demos turn out to be BS, Bruce Lee was probably the real deal. Also, similar punches have been tested by
KipperFillets
As someone with over 50 years expert in martial arts, Bruce Lee is laughed at by most in the know. Sloppy Hollywood-style technique.
Elhombremacabro
You upset the magical chi kung-fu nerds
Funny how those who know so little are so protective. The dancer that most people see doing "Hollywood" moves believe it's skill. /1
a couple different groups, including MythBusters, and found to be at least plausible.
The forward momentum of both punches aren't the same. 2nd punch is also much faster.
Rezol
Isn't that the point? He has 6 times more distance to accelerate
That distance should precede the impact and go no deeper than the first "push" did if you want a proportional comparison. With 20 lbs 1/
of mass at 1 mph ending a foot behind the target guy, you'd also knock him on his rear. Not as fast or showy, but still the same.
BringMeTheOat
You're no fun.
bobbo007
Yeah, but why they got a guy in a suit taking the hit?
RigoryMorty
Can't remember, but iirc he broke his sternum here.
vegivamp
Fuck guys in suits.
Because people dig guys in suits getting hit.
ashittypuncomment
jadack
First Guy died
legionfri13
Not from the punch
Alex0469
just saw on YT a few days ago but to lazy to look for it now. What I remember is the guy in the suit was a kickboxing champ who outweighed.
Bruce by about 30lbs and said Bruce wouldn't be able to move him from a 6 inch punch. He quite Karate and studied under Bruce.
keereweet
Well his foot placement was horrible for absorption
eadanke
I wonder how much torque the holder uses to assist so Conan isn't embarrassed.
OneGuyWithSixGuns
If you put more pressure in a smaller area you can break the panel. Similar to a needle on paper. But this wood might not be dense, either.
HenryHolmes101
None. It's usually prebaked pine, hitting with the grain being vertical. A child could do it
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
It depends on which way the grain on the wood is too
None. It's a stage trick. Steven Ho explains how it works, how to do it, and Conan pulls it off. It's like tearing a phone book in half.
down the spine
DidItForScience
We figured out how to do this in high school. then we tore up every damn phone book we could get our hands on.
CAustinC0x
JFC .... so that's where all the phone books went. I thought they were phased out, but you vigilantes took care of them for us. Thank you.
KingSwing
It was a lawless time.
mmontour
ToonamiT0M
This is exactly the gif I hoped to see.
wantfastcars
Man this was such a fun movie. Shame they never made a sequel.
the sequel series was pretty decent, just too bad there was never a sequel movie ;p
RawfishFood
I had a fever dream about one, and it was so awful. It’s a good thing it was only a dream.
PowwerOrb13
It knew exactly what it wanted to be and actually had a surprising level of depth in regards to worldbuilding and weapon designs.
But also... big fuck off robots punching aliens with and using freight ships as baseball bats.
A second Pacific Rim movie could have been great. Too bad they never got around to making another.
AussieInsects
Dont be that guy, whats the movies name?
flerdaflerpflerps
Pacific Rim. If you look for plot it's meh. If you go in looking for giant robots fighting kaiju, it delivers in spades. I love it
Pacific Rim.
MARSASCENDANT
What a good movie, with no awful sequel that completely lost the thread.
KuramaKitsune
Job
That doesnt make sense cos they did create another...
PR2 was... hrngh, the series on Netflix is better, but still not quite right as the original.
superiorninja
We don't talk about the other movie
Shine25555
This is Five Finger Death Punch?
Tingdere
Source: SushiRamen on YouTube. I love this guy! Note: Enable English Subtitles.
CaptianToast
Ah the 6000 dollar man.
Zainadin
Dude is wearing Vans so he's cool with me.
retrohellix
ROCKET PUNCH!
v
Jiraiyaasama
Lesson 46: how to dislocate your shoulder
lmpg
That's a CROP!
Unbelievableforever
These sex toys are getting out of hand
Rangermcclure
No fucking credit linked??
Addman0
Doesn't matter how strong you are if your bones break when punching
OhNoDontTouch
tell that to what's-his-face from My Hero Academia
scr1bbl3
Do you mean aglet?
Cabreza
Now you too can be Midoriya!
ChiLLeCheeze
Broken bones and all!
mmmzxturbozincadink
The cameraman in the back cracked me up!
unclebenon69
Yo the music.
SrMordred
The trigger needs to be the natural punching action, so you get automatic force multiplication.
NKato
While the idea has merit it risks actually causing worse injury to the wielder due to the sudden stop of impact then the system engaging.
Rodltwo
itsthevoiceman
Such a bad episode.
Rodltwo
What’s it from?
PTKrieg
Stranger Things (Netflix)
Rodltwo
Thanks, random stranger!
wlfman
Here comes Vi...olence?
Paulmk1
jesusisherelookbusy
buddabopp
why have a powerfist when you can have an Onagar gauntlet AND the greater good
PennywiseTheDancinClown
[B R O T H E R I N T E N S I F I E S]
BofusTeefus
But does it bind flugels?
therealbardman
This is a cocktail reference, no?
ExistenceIsPainWasTaken
Yup.
Unbelievableforever
Perhaps. But more importantly does it flind biugels
SobchaksWorldOfPain
My rotator cuff is screaming
FuryM0nk
Needs to be some type of control on the extension and make it portable and I’m game. lol
Ihatedecidingonausername
Forearm fracture there at least
ruferto
nah
DrewBarbee
Rotator cuff? What rotator cuff? Mine went away just watching this
CloakedFigure
As someone who has torn both of mine before… OUCH
WaffleDoood
Same, dude. Looked my climbing, kayaking and parkour. All I have left is the drugs. Don't injure your shoulders, people are. It breaks you.
SobchaksWorldOfPain
surgery?
CloakedFigure
Multiple cortisone/steroid injections and a hell of a lot of PT
SobchaksWorldOfPain
0T reduced pain but can't toss a ball for 22 years. used to throw javelin, discus, baseball, everything. I can bowl 1-2 games, but softly.
CloakedFigure
Why can’t we live in an age where this shit is easy to fix? Damn you, fragile meat!
fformulaa
Ankle, knees and fuck them ligaments.
Somnipresent
If I were stupid enough to do this, I'd put a metal frame for the forearm attached to the hoses. But yeah, elbow snapping still possible.
50m31AW
And doing it so close to the wall there's a good chance an accident means fuck fingers, forearm, and just shatter every fuckin' thing
fformulaa
Your description sounds like a very delightful proposition
50m31AW
PAIGE NO!
nik282000
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!
LariCheltsy
Yu8MopWho
BrockEffingSamson
I also choose this guy's wife.
Crimx42
Big O!
Yu8MopWho
Toe-may-tow !
tracereading
In the mirror.
Yu8MopWho
! wot-yam-eoT
DickMercenary
Cast in the name of God Ye not Guilty.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Well fuck now I have to go watch an excellent little show from 20 years ago look what you've done
CitizenClam
My thoughts on this show:
orngeturtl
Showtime!
coothlesscthulhu
SarcasticComment
Favorite part of the show was the "mystery" of how this big assed thing showed up... using the subway
coothlesscthulhu
Didn't it also use like multiple tracks/locomotives to actually move it too?
SarcasticComment
Yup. It remains a mystery to this day. We can't explain the power draw on the dome city...we'd investigate... but there are poors to beat up
RedCrif
Falcon... PUNCH
asianmilkspray
Elbow Rocket.
jjw9
It *is* after midnight … LNI in like a lion, tonight! :)
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
I saw a hilarious Furry version of that. I'll let you imagine what.
SecondAccountforDoingOtherShit
*PAWNCH
blumpk1npie
Anyone know what captain falcon says that isn't falcon punch in smash for gamecube? It sounds like "falcon kadev" or something
MelfsAcidArrow
Falcon keeeeeeek
TheSwedishMoose
He says "falcon kick" too
JarlmannViking
Falcon Punch, Falcon Kick. And if you taunt: “Show your moves”
ElderLurkerInNeedOfaCane
That's the best taunt too
dasoffendor
Do you want jaegers? Cuz this is how you get jaegers.
080080
why yes... i DO want jaegers!
Midgarmerc
Who would say no to jaegers? I want future wars to be decided with 1v1 mecha battles like in G Gundam
tracereading
I'm gonna say it, G Gundam is just a better Robot Jox.
Midgarmerc
Is that a bad thing?
HaluumTheMad
YES please!
HaluumTheMad
well, Minus the Dark Gundam fiasco... y'know... because reasons.
TheSilverSeraph
Six PSI Punch ≠ Six Inch Punch
InTangier
I wonder what would happen today if he was doing it against people who actually resisted
SobchaksWorldOfPain
Similar. With feet side by side, it's a 4' moment arm from floor to chest. The guy would topple without putting a leg back. But 1/
SobchaksWorldOfPain
if he resisteed and didn't fall, he'd absorb the force and would hurt for a while.
KevorkianScarf
I would imagine similar results
Bioman998
Didn't he carry a gun because people kept trying to challenge him?
InTangier
Consider he is punching people in a stance that can be easily disturbed. My point is that results tend to be a little different when you >
InTangier
Get a non-compliant MMA guy to test different martial arts.
BrockEffingSamson
While many exotic martial arts demos turn out to be BS, Bruce Lee was probably the real deal. Also, similar punches have been tested by
KipperFillets
As someone with over 50 years expert in martial arts, Bruce Lee is laughed at by most in the know. Sloppy Hollywood-style technique.
Elhombremacabro
You upset the magical chi kung-fu nerds
KipperFillets
Funny how those who know so little are so protective. The dancer that most people see doing "Hollywood" moves believe it's skill. /1
BrockEffingSamson
a couple different groups, including MythBusters, and found to be at least plausible.
SobchaksWorldOfPain
The forward momentum of both punches aren't the same. 2nd punch is also much faster.
Rezol
Isn't that the point? He has 6 times more distance to accelerate
SobchaksWorldOfPain
That distance should precede the impact and go no deeper than the first "push" did if you want a proportional comparison. With 20 lbs 1/
SobchaksWorldOfPain
of mass at 1 mph ending a foot behind the target guy, you'd also knock him on his rear. Not as fast or showy, but still the same.
BringMeTheOat
You're no fun.
bobbo007
Yeah, but why they got a guy in a suit taking the hit?
RigoryMorty
Can't remember, but iirc he broke his sternum here.
vegivamp
Fuck guys in suits.
SobchaksWorldOfPain
Because people dig guys in suits getting hit.
ashittypuncomment
jadack
First Guy died
legionfri13
Not from the punch
Alex0469
just saw on YT a few days ago but to lazy to look for it now. What I remember is the guy in the suit was a kickboxing champ who outweighed.
Alex0469
Bruce by about 30lbs and said Bruce wouldn't be able to move him from a 6 inch punch. He quite Karate and studied under Bruce.
keereweet
Well his foot placement was horrible for absorption
eadanke
SobchaksWorldOfPain
I wonder how much torque the holder uses to assist so Conan isn't embarrassed.
OneGuyWithSixGuns
If you put more pressure in a smaller area you can break the panel. Similar to a needle on paper. But this wood might not be dense, either.
HenryHolmes101
None. It's usually prebaked pine, hitting with the grain being vertical. A child could do it
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
It depends on which way the grain on the wood is too
eadanke
None. It's a stage trick. Steven Ho explains how it works, how to do it, and Conan pulls it off. It's like tearing a phone book in half.
SobchaksWorldOfPain
down the spine
DidItForScience
We figured out how to do this in high school. then we tore up every damn phone book we could get our hands on.
CAustinC0x
JFC .... so that's where all the phone books went. I thought they were phased out, but you vigilantes took care of them for us. Thank you.
KingSwing
It was a lawless time.
mmontour
ToonamiT0M
This is exactly the gif I hoped to see.
wantfastcars
Man this was such a fun movie. Shame they never made a sequel.
buddabopp
the sequel series was pretty decent, just too bad there was never a sequel movie ;p
RawfishFood
I had a fever dream about one, and it was so awful. It’s a good thing it was only a dream.
PowwerOrb13
It knew exactly what it wanted to be and actually had a surprising level of depth in regards to worldbuilding and weapon designs.
PowwerOrb13
But also... big fuck off robots punching aliens with and using freight ships as baseball bats.
ToonamiT0M
A second Pacific Rim movie could have been great. Too bad they never got around to making another.
AussieInsects
Dont be that guy, whats the movies name?
flerdaflerpflerps
Pacific Rim. If you look for plot it's meh. If you go in looking for giant robots fighting kaiju, it delivers in spades. I love it
NKato
Pacific Rim.
MARSASCENDANT
What a good movie, with no awful sequel that completely lost the thread.
KuramaKitsune
Job
AussieInsects
That doesnt make sense cos they did create another...
HaluumTheMad
PR2 was... hrngh, the series on Netflix is better, but still not quite right as the original.
superiorninja
We don't talk about the other movie