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SunDaisy76
Much better than passive-aggressive bullshit in comic sans.
kt5545
As an ex chef/restaurant manager, this is what burns inside of my mind!
Ukkosenjumala
Management 101 applied to real life. Your boss is the best.
instructionsUnclearDickStuckinCeilingFan
If he's told you all multiple times, I don't see the problem
NSAgent
Nothing beats a positive, supporting work environment.
ninmonkey
You would know.
iwillforgetthis
I'd like to see your pepperoni
nihilzero
Looks like you and your fellow workers should tighten the fuck up. ---a manager
zytz
He's not wrong. But he is a dick.
ninmonkey
I hate when I'm polymorphed into a dick.
PhallecBaldwin
As a former franchise manager, he's probably not a dick, just fed up with uninterested employees.
questionableanswers
Caring for your business, general hygiene/safety and about customers seems not dick'ish. It's his money and future those guys endanger.
TheBoomKing
Do you work for Gordon Ramsay?
boilmyeyes
You reheat lasagna from FROZEN and still have the AUDACITY to call it authentic Italian?!?!? [shakes head sadly] What a FUCKING disgrace...
Tehadam
SHUT IT DOWN
corneliusgansevoort
I don't know who the clumsy motherfucker is who can't get the toppings in the container is.
iAmLordBeer
Bothered me, too.
dogwithreasonableITskills
I have a boss like that. "Don't spit on the customer's food! Spit on the customer! DAMMIT DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING?!"
Gomer592
agreed, he is paying you to act like you give a shit, if you can't care less buy a tent ant find an underpass you piece of shit
Whhpssh
Well, seeing how he's paying for all of it, how about covering the frozen stuff, stop spilling, and turn off water?
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
The point isn't that he is wrong...
chifondo
Please enlighten us as to what the point of this is?
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
That it's the attitude of a condescending dick. I would have thought you would have picked up on that quite easily.
MeganMeow
That he leaves entertaining angry notes all over the place....?
SendMeNudesSoICanJerkIt
I would love to work for this guy. At least you know what he really is thinking!
eggmuffin
I've worked for someone who never, ever told me if I did something wrong.
eggmuffin
It's infuriating.
garbag3mancan
As someone who is getting over the stomach flu, I support this guy's insistence on proper food handling
KingoftheIntroverts
Well, the manager isn't wrong. It's pretty easy to not goof up those things, and also pretty easy to clean goof ups if you do.
JPRiddles
As an employer (who would love to leave notes like this) you cant just introduce policies about dismissal by way of passive aggressive notes
FastandBiCurious
Well you guys probably should stop fucking up. And if you don't like it, quit.
IhaveIndeedReadAndAcceptedTheTermsAndConditions
"If I find out which one of you FUCKTARDS has been posting my signs on the internet!!...."
InaraSerra
I bet he will know...
Goaheadandticklemyelmo
As a chef, you label, date, and intial everything you put into the cooler so you know who to hold responsible
Jordanc71428
I honestly don't see the problem. The last one is dumb, but the others make sense, if you are going to be paid to be an employee you should
Jordanc71428
do your job right
TehKao
Your boss is right. Whoever is fucking up needs to stop. He's nice to give a warning.
IrohJR
He's just giving you a pizza his mind.
DrTobogganMantisToboggan
At first I thought he was just being a smartass, but towards the end I was like, damn...dude doesn't fuck around
TheWolf277
As an Italian I didn't know we could become so enraged. I'm personally scared.
Cheesecakecrush
Its unbelievable how lazy some people are. I had a dude stand there while waiting for a machine to start back up doing nothing for 15 mins.
Drathe
To be fair, some places I've worked, if you didn't wait those 15 minutes, you'd be fixing it for the next 45 when other idiots tried (1/2)
Cheesecakecrush
I was working on the machine, and trust me he let a mess he made sit there instead of clean it up like he should have.
Drathe
(2/2) to use it again despite the flashing red light on the top and the error message on the screen.
AsAWhiteWoman
Fawcett
YourNarrator
Of the Farrah variety
RomantheBanana
Fahsit*
AsAWhiteWoman
Force-it.
GreaterDog
Fahsit pls
FacetousFactotum
His inevitable coronary is gonna blow an arterial spray out the side of his neck.
TheMeanGreenBeanMachine
Had to sneak a selfie in there didn't ya
ScrewWhatYouThinkIUpvoteSelfies
I like it
Ajierene
I'm not complaining....
TheScarletBitch
*sploosh*
ratherlargecookieofdoom
That's exactly what I thought too.
ApotheosisCM
He's taking a picture of a mirror. It would require some really odd camerawork to get himself out of the shot. At least he's not posing.
InboxMeYourB00bs
And why he gotta use two hands?!
cookiecakemonster
i'm guessing snapchat. it's always lower res and less shake-resistant than the normal camera. source: i often snapchat stupid things.
ItsFilthyFrankMotherFucker
Well he could put it right up to the paper but i see where you're coming from
BabyMamaMina
I think the ladies of Imgur approve.
BorneAloftOnWingsOfFire
Yyyyyyyeeeeppp.
bustyblonde
yup
bumpercat
Mhmmm
leftypride
Me gusta.
NotTheHotTub
am i the only one who thinks he looks like messi ?
Allboobandmoreboob
Yup
Killerby
Here, here!
castielgetinthetardis
Aye.
glitterdemon
Fancy menfolk too.
CinematicLaura
We do.
SpookyBunny
Hell yeah.
ADisturbedOne
Very much so.
Ummmokay
I want to explore those tattoos with my tongue
TheLoneWandererOfTheWaste
No complaints here.
LadyBaconTits
Very much so.
kiddino
Yep.
chickenchickenwheresyourdinner
Indeed
acorn616
This one does
DrTobogganMantisToboggan
there is a LOT of stuff on the walls in that bathroom...
LadyLetitia
Is it a bathroom though? The boss wants to put a camera in there....
CanadianBacon9001
Plot twist: OP made these signs as an excuse to post a selfie
kizzoo5
I'm not even mad about it.
5NoteHalf
Plot twist: OP is the offender.
almondsareimportant
I'm not complaining.
BakeryBitch
I'm okay with it.
IamAlexander
I don't know.. as italian myself I find the aggressive behavior classic italian but there's no way one italian can write english that good
DoingMyKanyeBest
Fawcett.
cspinasdf
He probably had a hand gesture to english translation performed.
hetjr
I wonder how many hand gestures were made while typing those out.
freenna
Ciao come stai? :)
IamAlexander
Ciao!
Io bene, tu?
freenna
Tutto ok :)
bajeezus
"...write english that *well*." You must be Italian.
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lemonwaterice
And you must be Cockney?
Grieze
"go fuck ya self" -an italian probably
SlightlyRelatedRandomFact
That was the joke...
Vashman
I agree... The only Italian thing in his writing was the word 'pepperoni'!
AsAnItalianItsDifficultTalkingOnTheWebCauseIcantUseMyHands
nope. in italian it's peperoni, and it means peppers. what you call pepperoni, we call salame piccante
IamAlexander
Facilmente l'username più bello che io abbia mai visto sull'essere italiano! hahaha
Wylf
Two italians on the other hand... those will manage!
JohnFloorwalker
Italian status: confirmed. Misuse of adverb.
gudemonster
ayyyyyyyy whaddya meannnnn!
dreidle
What kind of Italian restaurant serves hamburgers and gyros?
HaniiPuppy
There are fecking tonnes where I live?
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
The smart kind.
themasterzulf
This delicious Italian place by me has hot wings and fries. And then everything else is traditional Italian food
straightcreepen
Ahhh the rarely seen aggressive-aggressive note, passive-aggressive's lesser known cousin
Silversyx
when youre the boss you can do that.
zombiejohnholmes
I'd like to see a neutral-agressive/pasive-neutral combinatios. "Meh. Fuck you" / "if you froget to turn off the faucet...Meh"
rhinodisc
Active agressive
rcorens
more like massive aggressive. amiright
FaptainPicard
I leave passive passive notes. "if you forget to turn off the faucet let me know, I'll get it for you."
parttimesherpa
Golden.+1
IgnisErus
i prefer aggressive passive notes "you didnt fucking say god bless you when i sneezed, but its really not anything to worry about"
JazzGal62
*fawcett
thegoddamnFUCKFACEwhisperer
As an Italian WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM THOSE ARE REASONABLE CONCERNS HE'S ADDRESSING GOD DAMN DOUCHENOZZLES
DocVolt
Ma che cazzo? Io non c'ho capito un tubo ma va be
GuyWhoThinksHesFunny
I'm not Italian but I LIKE YELLING TOO
vfort31790
+1 for use of douchenozzles.
wasabicontactlenses
douchefawcetts?
ReductiMat
As a non-Italian, I FUCKEN AGREE.
mremaknu
As a person who likes to eat not-spoiled or dirty food, I AGREE FUCK THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY I LOVE FOOD
MersaultX
HEY! WE'RE MAKIN' SANDWICHES OVER HERE!
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Best slogan ever.
Gomer592
agreed, he is paying you to act like you give a shit, if you can't care less buy a tent ant find an underpass you piece of shit
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I LIKE YELLING TOO!
Resurrectionist
The last one is a bit much, but the first two are goddamn health hazards. He's right not to tolerate that shit.
Talhoffersghost
Hey! I'M TRYING TO FUCKIN EAT HERE!
thegr8rambino
Ey ehhh couldja pass the meatballs
chaseNC
HEY, HOW ABOUT YOUR MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS OVER THER'!
Talhoffersghost
EY! HOW BOUT YOU ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES, SIR!
chaseNC
FUGITABOUTIT!
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Experienced Italian Restaurant worker here: this is EXACTLY what it's like ALL the time, EVERYWHERE.
buttermyarse
My old managers were like this. They were just arseholes though, not Italian.
kt5545
ANY restaurant workers need to read this shit, it isn't rocket science! It's money!
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Oh, I agree with the messages entirely. It's the way they're being portrayed. Slinging abuse at employees is not too productive.
kt5545
Not at all 90% of staff maintain these rules without a second thought, those who don't blow my mind!
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
If the language has gotten to this point, believe me, they need reminding.
kt5545
Frankly, I'm not sure I'd have the patience, not callously but because its whats needed for a business to continue
johncandy12
Nah, this is probably the first and only warning till shit hits the fan. There is no need to slowly work up to that level.