Aug 8, 2021 1:43 AM
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IOftenWearClothing
that thing chonky af, i would def be keeping it well fed too
DukeofNoodles
Met a guy that had a pet bobcat, would only eat game meat.
Shaodyn
That's not a cute little house cat. That's a wild animal.
Freeasabird2015
They should probably put that back where they found it...
SPQAAE
How very unthankful.
kaneinencanto
Your offering is accepted, but insufficient.
underestimated37
This is where we remind people of the chimp who ripped a woman’s face off https://youtu.be/Spo4tzzKuD0
Dahliaisahedgehog
Das a CHONK
hcits
Fox eared asshole
krugle
"Kitty, nibbles on my toes at night!"
vvikers2
G O S H A K E R R
cellfreeDNA
This whole thing is wrong.
FromTheBeyond
Is that a damned Ocelot?
artistandascholar2000
Nice kitty, down kitty, stop chewing off my arm kitty.
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
ironman3010
Doctor Octagonapussy-cat
Ssemo
Laser cats. I love that show
HuruinaInu
That looks like a kitten that got into Mommy's makeup supplies
MyUsernameIsMyPassword
PuppyDontCare
I love laser kitten
RolandLovecraft
Well that was unexpected, cute and awesome all in one byte sized gif.
zanoii
I’m fairly certain the file size of that gif is more than one byte.
iGotFOLDERS
FYI if you aren’t aware, there’s been ZERO sound edits on that. That’s literally what those little murder muffs sound like at that age.
Dragonfury5
I wanna pet and cuddle it!!
I won't of course, I just want to
OGBubbleGoose
doombuggy
ADHDinkubus
oh my he pissy babby
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
WhoUhz
Baboo!
gummbunn
What a terrible idea
just4thelolz
PerthAussieMike
Jeez, that chicken didn't even touch the sides as it went down. Hungry little kitty
Euphoria29
I think he would like to kill his own chicken.
DarkerSavant
I was shocked to learn cats swallow food whole and dogs are the ones that chew.
sweetnaivety
cats only eat meat, and meat doesn't need to be chewed to digest it
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Thats what she said. :(
zeo868
"little"
FakeFlagger
"thank you, but also fuck you"
BootsDusty
whitewater0034
EnlightenmentSatori
AMSR?
isntyourname123
It's from a YouTube channel. Just feeding kittens. With sound. So ya.
Here is some more;
PrecogFrogOnALog
Caracal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caracal
IlluRex
Interesting note simply stating that they have been tamed for coursing in India, Egypt, and Persia. Is this one "tame" (ish)?
PianoMan2112
“Least concern”. I’d be very concerned.
SlipperyFlipFlops
Can you tell them No? asking for a friend!
orbitn
once
Hahahaaa, exactly!
SmokyDoggg
Who doesn't want to pet a murderkitty?
topscreen
I think we all do, but in the perfect platonic way where it's just a big love sponge... and doesn't do a thing with teeth
makeGamesHappen
Look, if you're not buy cat that can kill you, then just buy a dog.
Sephitard
Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with these people
Bcary461
No sense of self preservation for one!
Thorketil
So stupid! How can you do this to a wild animal?
Jknot78
I already told you, OFF THE COUCH!
herrherr
Of course he's a UFC fan.
[deleted]
JennaLand
If it were three times as big. The only reason he's not killing him is because he knows the guy is too big and strong.
Greggels86
Which it would aim for though right?
ChickenFingerFingers
It's called a throat. That's all it would have to bite down on to win.
DranksAndDragons
If he moved fast enough, I bet he could do it. Human wouldn’t be expecting it, straight to the throat.
CptBoomBoom
The animal probably can't even think that way. It just sees a much bigger animal and the fight is too risky.
I'll never understand why people think it's a good idea to keep wildlife as pets. They are doing the animals no favors - so it 1/2
cannot be animal love. What is it then? 2/2
Thrill.
GrandNedgus
I haaaave the POWER!!
ColonelColon
Depends. Some people do it because they can't be released into the wild and they'd rather not see it die.
In that case there are enclosures for wild animals (if they really cannot be released).
TheyCallMeDrFeelGood
“Well, yeah... but that, is like, work.. I have to call someone and all that.. and besides this little guy is sooo cute!! Better to keep ?”
MarkiusFox
Many times, the animals were part of zoos or circuses. They can't be released into the wild, and it's cruel to just kill them.
As I said, these animals belong in a suitable enclosure for wild animals.
Which assumes a LOT about the caretaker of the cat in the OP.
leeson13
Ummmm.... Don't have wild animals as pets. There's a reason we have house pets, centuries of domestication.
WonderfunkJones
It's probably just a different method of communication. Scary, yes, but the owner probably knows what they're doing.
BobaFettApproves
Bro, earth is over, put the aminals in the house and feed them good stuff.
HanSoslow
Uhmmm....
Rkhbusa
You call them crazy, I call them pioneers.
fireflowerfire
"centuries" lul
Centuries... meaning multiple... times it by whatever you want lul
Elis42
Easier to say 3 millennia than 30 centuries, which no one does lul
My baby is 82 months old
Guys! Don't worry! I'm an expert! My bank of knowledge is overflowing, lap it up XD I appreciate everyone's dialogue tho ;)
noseybloodudu
What happens when you run out of chicken?
Swagstep
How you think it started?
Millennia.
betwitched
The owners of these wild cats typically declaw them, which is crazy cruel (read up on it)
CheapAss
People do that to normal house cats too. It's shouldn't even be a thing
vowofsilence
I mean it’s teeth will do enough damage
VaultGirl69
I also like not needing to worry about my pet eating my face. And I have a pitbull. She's crazy sweet.
MaxWar
My super sweet cat turns like that when I try to confiscate a mouse he just captured.
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Yeah pitbulls might get trained as fighting did by assholes, but they are fully domesticated. Very different from a wild animal
More like abused into fighting. That's why I rescued one. I wanted to save at least one.
They are some of the sweetest most fun loving dogs
LinkGoesHIYAAA
Pitbulls are incredibly loyal if they aren’t raised to fight. They have such a bad reputation bc of how many have been trained as weapons.
The same can be said for any dogs. They have the best temperament, but they're big which makes them targets for assholes.
How are we going to get more if we don't start now?
DeeDoubleYu
...huh. fair enough.
HarbingerOfThis
Genetic engineering.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Domestication doesn't mean taming and keeping indoors. It means breeding
onecowboytoo
That is the wrong type of pussy to fuck.
Hashbrown123
Breeding in traits to make them tame and house them.
It probably wasn't fair to animals to begin with... Mammals are doomed anyways so we might as well buddy up while we can XD
KrakedUp
Large mammals maybe. We survived and became the dominant species because of our adaptability. The more you specialize the greater the risk.
Strategicgnomer
No, there's a lot of evidence that many animals domesticated themselves. Any domesticated animals have longer easier lives.
There are 3 types of domestication. A commensal pathway, a prey or harvest pathway, and a directed pathway.
https://www.pnas.org/content/112/11/3191
ItSeemsYouHaveSufferedaTerribleFate
Yea people don't realize how bad the biodiversity is going to collapse with climate change. Many animals not kept as pets will die off..
That's also the good thing about animal sanctuaries... yes they're confined, but safe... sad state of the world
Can I finally have a house hippo?!
maakies
Hangry hangry house hippos!!! >_<
random suburban moms are not the ones to start domestication
RandomAussie
Karen is a sacrifice I am willing to make
Rokoma
I wonder if the people domesticating wolves said something along the same thing.
AStegosaurus
Why not? Random cavemen did it. Before making comments, you should check if they have a logical throughline. That one didn't.
Rasayana
Random cavemen, of a mature age, had track records of dedicating their days to survival, utilizing everything at hand to this purpose.
Random suburban moms, of a mature age, have millennia of technological advances and access to the aggregate of human knowledge via the
Imagine a lion but the size of a toy dog.
9GAGTechnicalSupport
A Maine coon?
worldsokayestspeler
Sooooo.... a cat
fartser
That would be a cat.
Klnwltrnk
As others have pointed out, we have that already. I'd like a very small version of giraffes, horses, whales or sharks.
GoIIum
Tiny sharks exist already, but sharks need a lot of space and are extremely shy. And they didn't evolve much for centuries.
IOftenWearClothing
that thing chonky af, i would def be keeping it well fed too
DukeofNoodles
Met a guy that had a pet bobcat, would only eat game meat.
Shaodyn
That's not a cute little house cat. That's a wild animal.
Freeasabird2015
They should probably put that back where they found it...
SPQAAE
How very unthankful.
kaneinencanto
Your offering is accepted, but insufficient.
underestimated37
This is where we remind people of the chimp who ripped a woman’s face off https://youtu.be/Spo4tzzKuD0
Dahliaisahedgehog
Das a CHONK
hcits
Fox eared asshole
krugle
"Kitty, nibbles on my toes at night!"
vvikers2
G O S H A K E R R
cellfreeDNA
This whole thing is wrong.
FromTheBeyond
Is that a damned Ocelot?
artistandascholar2000
Nice kitty, down kitty, stop chewing off my arm kitty.
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
ironman3010
Doctor Octagonapussy-cat
Ssemo
Laser cats. I love that show
HuruinaInu
That looks like a kitten that got into Mommy's makeup supplies
MyUsernameIsMyPassword
PuppyDontCare
I love laser kitten
RolandLovecraft
Well that was unexpected, cute and awesome all in one byte sized gif.
zanoii
I’m fairly certain the file size of that gif is more than one byte.
iGotFOLDERS
FYI if you aren’t aware, there’s been ZERO sound edits on that. That’s literally what those little murder muffs sound like at that age.
Dragonfury5
I wanna pet and cuddle it!!
Dragonfury5
I won't of course, I just want to
OGBubbleGoose
doombuggy
ADHDinkubus
oh my he pissy babby
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
WhoUhz
Baboo!
gummbunn
What a terrible idea
just4thelolz
PerthAussieMike
Jeez, that chicken didn't even touch the sides as it went down. Hungry little kitty
Euphoria29
I think he would like to kill his own chicken.
DarkerSavant
I was shocked to learn cats swallow food whole and dogs are the ones that chew.
sweetnaivety
cats only eat meat, and meat doesn't need to be chewed to digest it
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Thats what she said. :(
zeo868
"little"
FakeFlagger
"thank you, but also fuck you"
BootsDusty
whitewater0034
EnlightenmentSatori
AMSR?
isntyourname123
It's from a YouTube channel. Just feeding kittens. With sound. So ya.
whitewater0034
Here is some more;
PrecogFrogOnALog
Caracal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caracal
IlluRex
Interesting note simply stating that they have been tamed for coursing in India, Egypt, and Persia. Is this one "tame" (ish)?
PianoMan2112
“Least concern”. I’d be very concerned.
SlipperyFlipFlops
Can you tell them No? asking for a friend!
orbitn
once
SlipperyFlipFlops
Hahahaaa, exactly!
SmokyDoggg
Who doesn't want to pet a murderkitty?
topscreen
I think we all do, but in the perfect platonic way where it's just a big love sponge... and doesn't do a thing with teeth
makeGamesHappen
Look, if you're not buy cat that can kill you, then just buy a dog.
Sephitard
Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with these people
Bcary461
No sense of self preservation for one!
Thorketil
So stupid! How can you do this to a wild animal?
Jknot78
I already told you, OFF THE COUCH!
herrherr
Of course he's a UFC fan.
[deleted]
[deleted]
JennaLand
If it were three times as big. The only reason he's not killing him is because he knows the guy is too big and strong.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Greggels86
Which it would aim for though right?
ChickenFingerFingers
It's called a throat. That's all it would have to bite down on to win.
DranksAndDragons
If he moved fast enough, I bet he could do it. Human wouldn’t be expecting it, straight to the throat.
CptBoomBoom
The animal probably can't even think that way. It just sees a much bigger animal and the fight is too risky.
Thorketil
I'll never understand why people think it's a good idea to keep wildlife as pets. They are doing the animals no favors - so it 1/2
Thorketil
cannot be animal love. What is it then? 2/2
EnlightenmentSatori
Thrill.
GrandNedgus
I haaaave the POWER!!
ColonelColon
Depends. Some people do it because they can't be released into the wild and they'd rather not see it die.
Thorketil
In that case there are enclosures for wild animals (if they really cannot be released).
TheyCallMeDrFeelGood
“Well, yeah... but that, is like, work.. I have to call someone and all that.. and besides this little guy is sooo cute!! Better to keep ?”
MarkiusFox
Many times, the animals were part of zoos or circuses. They can't be released into the wild, and it's cruel to just kill them.
Thorketil
As I said, these animals belong in a suitable enclosure for wild animals.
MarkiusFox
Which assumes a LOT about the caretaker of the cat in the OP.
leeson13
Ummmm.... Don't have wild animals as pets. There's a reason we have house pets, centuries of domestication.
WonderfunkJones
It's probably just a different method of communication. Scary, yes, but the owner probably knows what they're doing.
BobaFettApproves
Bro, earth is over, put the aminals in the house and feed them good stuff.
HanSoslow
Uhmmm....
Rkhbusa
You call them crazy, I call them pioneers.
fireflowerfire
"centuries" lul
leeson13
Centuries... meaning multiple... times it by whatever you want lul
Elis42
Easier to say 3 millennia than 30 centuries, which no one does lul
leeson13
My baby is 82 months old
leeson13
Guys! Don't worry! I'm an expert! My bank of knowledge is overflowing, lap it up XD I appreciate everyone's dialogue tho ;)
noseybloodudu
What happens when you run out of chicken?
Swagstep
How you think it started?
EnlightenmentSatori
Millennia.
betwitched
The owners of these wild cats typically declaw them, which is crazy cruel (read up on it)
CheapAss
People do that to normal house cats too. It's shouldn't even be a thing
vowofsilence
I mean it’s teeth will do enough damage
VaultGirl69
I also like not needing to worry about my pet eating my face. And I have a pitbull. She's crazy sweet.
MaxWar
My super sweet cat turns like that when I try to confiscate a mouse he just captured.
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Yeah pitbulls might get trained as fighting did by assholes, but they are fully domesticated. Very different from a wild animal
VaultGirl69
More like abused into fighting. That's why I rescued one. I wanted to save at least one.
leeson13
They are some of the sweetest most fun loving dogs
LinkGoesHIYAAA
Pitbulls are incredibly loyal if they aren’t raised to fight. They have such a bad reputation bc of how many have been trained as weapons.
VaultGirl69
The same can be said for any dogs. They have the best temperament, but they're big which makes them targets for assholes.
krugle
How are we going to get more if we don't start now?
DeeDoubleYu
...huh. fair enough.
HarbingerOfThis
Genetic engineering.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Domestication doesn't mean taming and keeping indoors. It means breeding
onecowboytoo
That is the wrong type of pussy to fuck.
Hashbrown123
Breeding in traits to make them tame and house them.
leeson13
It probably wasn't fair to animals to begin with... Mammals are doomed anyways so we might as well buddy up while we can XD
KrakedUp
Large mammals maybe. We survived and became the dominant species because of our adaptability. The more you specialize the greater the risk.
Strategicgnomer
No, there's a lot of evidence that many animals domesticated themselves. Any domesticated animals have longer easier lives.
KrakedUp
There are 3 types of domestication. A commensal pathway, a prey or harvest pathway, and a directed pathway.
KrakedUp
https://www.pnas.org/content/112/11/3191
ItSeemsYouHaveSufferedaTerribleFate
Yea people don't realize how bad the biodiversity is going to collapse with climate change. Many animals not kept as pets will die off..
leeson13
That's also the good thing about animal sanctuaries... yes they're confined, but safe... sad state of the world
leeson13
Can I finally have a house hippo?!
maakies
Hangry hangry house hippos!!! >_<
fireflowerfire
random suburban moms are not the ones to start domestication
RandomAussie
Karen is a sacrifice I am willing to make
Rokoma
I wonder if the people domesticating wolves said something along the same thing.
AStegosaurus
Why not? Random cavemen did it. Before making comments, you should check if they have a logical throughline. That one didn't.
Rasayana
Random cavemen, of a mature age, had track records of dedicating their days to survival, utilizing everything at hand to this purpose.
AStegosaurus
Random suburban moms, of a mature age, have millennia of technological advances and access to the aggregate of human knowledge via the
krugle
Imagine a lion but the size of a toy dog.
9GAGTechnicalSupport
A Maine coon?
worldsokayestspeler
Sooooo.... a cat
fartser
That would be a cat.
Klnwltrnk
As others have pointed out, we have that already. I'd like a very small version of giraffes, horses, whales or sharks.
GoIIum
Tiny sharks exist already, but sharks need a lot of space and are extremely shy. And they didn't evolve much for centuries.