hoopsnek
65657
2019
43
Jul 10, 2021 6:19 PM
hoopsnek
65657
2019
43
FentuckyCriedKhicken
Because it's for family right?
TheRealAdamFromGenisis
I always liked to think Kevin grew up to be Jigsaw and the Saw franchise is in the same universe as Home Alone.
valen00
I wanna see a series of alternate reality home alone sequels. Like a new one each year with a different outcome, all starring Mr Culkin
s7r1d3r420
Idk man. The drivrs episode sorta did that but cut off right when he went crazy.
blissblush
Let's get a script together and in front of Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin.
Grahamreaper
Kevin has to defend himself from the kids of Harry and Marv called the bun bandits because that's just how they roll.
WhatsUnderMyKilt
I think it would be better if he was hired as a last ditch effort to protect a key secret military facility that was soon to be attacked.
TheCraggus
So basically…”Rambo: Last Blood”?
lettersandnumbersonly
Funny things his that his brother played in the series Waco
TheOtherEvelyn
His brother already starred in that recent tv retelling of Waco.
blissblush
Not even going to pretend like I wouldn't watch the fuck out of it.
REOJackwagon
Cult of cheese pizza
xmorpheus42
That sound like saw with extra steps
boruto
I subscribe to the fan theory that Kevin grows up to be the Jigsaw Killer.
doctorwut02
And so Solid Snake is sent to infiltrate Outer Kevin
galsfer06
First segment of the movie, the ATF shoots your dog (search for memes if you don't get it)
monocline
With Rich Evans as Buzz.
AtsaMattaForMe
BigTex1
kJerAFK
Have you seen Red State?
pinkmilkyway
Angrymechanic
Robert Evans?
CoryBarker127001
Wack!-O
aggregatenow
I'd prefer to see him become the antagonist to a home alone kid, foiling the booby traps and robbing the kid at christmas. Only to later ...
aggregatenow
...come to terms with his own childhood trauma and eventually going home for christmas after a life of hard drugs and homelessness
HumanCats
Macaulay Cultin.
NationofSchrad
So basically Waco
LetumComplexo
That’s the joke, yes.
MrKnowItAll1903
The wacko from Waco
STEMinist
Especially since his brother was in it.
NationofSchrad
My point exactly
jobbybob
hisdudenesselduderino
Have you seen Mr. Culkin lately? Last I saw he was doing pretty good, probably wouldn't fit the casting bill for that.
flamingflamingo
Why wouldn't he? You want someone else to play Kevin?
blissblush
He's now Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin. Legally. No, I'm not making that up.
OngoGoblogianTheArtCollector
øast I heard he was living in Wisconsin with his life partner
InternetPointsAreUseless
You mean Brenda Song? Put some respect on London Tipton
blissblush
Preach! Don't you dare neglect the respect on London mother-fucking "PRNDL" Tipton, you fucking casual.
thefunnestguyatparties
No i believe its celebrity Rich Evans. He was on Ellen.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Actors don't actually have to be like their character, they can just act like it.
Inphiltration
lcpwt00
mariocynic
Sir Ian mckellan was not actually Gandalf the Grey. He was just pretending.
DuckSeason
Nakahana
Gandalf if just pretending to be Sir Ian McKellan
OntDave
Branch Kevidians
fartymarty42
His brother was in the “Waco” miniseries
goobernoodles
Bravo, sir.
PhunPhact
Top 10 best replies in internet history
CziltangBrony
PugDogMan
I would join that cult…
kawaiimoogle
McAllistertown, Guyana
johnlebeef
Nailed it! 10/10!
heyguysimtom
jerwelch66
God rest their soul.
Hobbes777
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Solid comment.
msawers
My friend doesn’t know what’s so clever about this? Can someone please explain?
ParaBellumOutfitters
Branch Davidians, Waco TX, 1993.
DJUNGELSKOG
We have a winner!
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Kevin Koresh
wazztastic
TheDutchSwedish
This is so good I can’t even remember what the original branch is called?
OrgsDevors
Branch Davidians, I believe
ParaBellumOutfitters
Branch Davidians
glockaf
The best possible reply
clichepithet
Kevin's Gate
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
RichardNunez
Or probably a KVN, Kevin, (Deep Space Insanity Avoidance Companion).
CziltangBrony
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
There’s an amazing and horrifying podcast about heavens gate, you know?
This0N3Guy
Last podcast on the left does a really good job covering cults and serial killers if thats what you're into ?
EndOfMeaning
I started listeing to LPotL last week. I have now listened to show 1 and 2, but they were bad, so unbelieveable bad. Does it get better?
breezybriv
You mean the very first 2 episodes? They’re on episodes 450+ now and they’re SO good. Well, you do have to like their humor. HAIL YOURSELF!
MyClanIsSecret
Oh yes they get much better. Their coverage of jim Jones in particular is incredible.
Sasurau
There's a interview with the webmasters of the still existing Heavens Gate website if you really want some creepy shit. You can still order
Sasurau
info from their site about the cult. It's a terrible combination of creepy, tragic, and what the actual fuck.
LetumComplexo
Someone tried to argue with me that David Koresh wasn’t a horrible person. This person also believes all elite democrats are pedos.