Fortune Cookie Story Conclusion

Dec 11, 2015 9:17 PM

shinoka

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I got this fortune 3 months ago today

I got a whole 7 points!

I got this box Today!

i wonder whats inside?

Nothing!

nothing happened to me today. Remember kids, dreams are for rookies.

FP Edit: Thank You all for causing a nice paradox, i had to divide by 0 to cancel it out. also many of you were asking/talking about my keyboard. It's a cm storm devastator for those of you wondering.

You are obviously not a cat then.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... in bed

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have the same keyboard! *squeals like a little girl*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just be glad it didn't say nine months

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

I have that keyboard ahaha

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The realest real talk real. So real. So real. @bumbleface

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lel

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your safetys still on rookie

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should've gone to the store. Obviously.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do we have the same keyboard

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This will get lost in all the comments and this is no shit, but i got that same fortune 3 months to the day before my wife and i's wedding.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I got it laminated and carry it in my wallet. Still have it 5 years later

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You opened that cookie a week early. It was talking about Star Wars.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is...is... that a nighthawk?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still a better storey than twilight...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I remember that fortune... when i remembered the date, 3months later it was the start of my school year D:

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FRONTPAGE, PARADOX!!

10 years ago | Likes 822 Dislikes 7

Awwww sheeeeeiiittttttt!!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That made me chuckle,

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Parabox?

10 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 2

God damn it dad, what did I tell you about using imgur?

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

hope for the best...and expect the worst...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WTH! I seriously got this fortune cookie last night! Ill get back to you in 3 months...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got this exact same fortune 3 months before Dec. 18. I can only conclude that Star Wars VII is going to be mindblowing.

10 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

*jar jar* mindblowing

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I got the same one on March 8th. Sadly nothing awesome happened on June 8th

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If anyone was wondering I didn't have this memorized, Google calendar ftw

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

pretty sure the fortune was referring to the tapeworm

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The most Brutal gift of all.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Such an inspiration. +1

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The good things ARE in store. You just have to go buy them.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Farts

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gwyneth paltrows head

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MY EMOTIONS!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe an embarrassing photo of SpongeBob at the Christmas party.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MARU would disagree!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ungrateful! I'd love a box...

10 years ago | Likes 309 Dislikes 1

I'd love to be alive

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Found the cat

10 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 0

I see my services are no longer needed

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

step one, get a box

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can always get surgery if you're tired of having a scale.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd be happy with a paper bag.... Box......luxury....

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mike Tyson? Job opportunity.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#BoxLivesMatter

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too. Or 7 points! I normally get 5.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All you need is your imagination!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had a coworker who got that fortune. Three months to the day her son called her from Afghanistan.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Did he call her every day?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did the son have good news?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Any news is good news, so long as it's their voice telling you.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Good news mom. I lost both legs and arms"?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But not dead, and that's the important part.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So you would consider it good news just because the chance of death is bigger than in the home country?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 points? So that's like 5, right?

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 6

Sick reference bro

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get this reference

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Dreams are for cookies.

10 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 0

I was going to say that!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're good enough for me

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

watch the accent, could be considered stereotyping

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went back and squinted really hard just to know how you must have felt.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dreams are cookies

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Glad I'm not the only one that read it like that

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Same

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I totally did as well. High five

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hypothetically if this post takes you to the Front Page, would your statement become a paradox? SOOO you have my upvote. +1

10 years ago | Likes 2608 Dislikes 10

Wohoo paradox!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And my axe!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And my bow!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good things. If FP is a good thing, OP needs at least one more good thing in order to fulfill the pluralization of that fortune.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless he waited a day to post it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pair-a-box.

10 years ago | Likes 290 Dislikes 0

A temporal pair-a-box, I can't not open these! Aaaaaaaah

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only see one.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Haha hahahahaha

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Farnsworth Parabox

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dayumm nice

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You speak as if getting to the FP somehow made your life better or somethibg

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 3

You gon act like a bitch, you gon die like a bitch

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a kind of weird sense of achievement isn't it? Like winning a egg and spoon race as a 6 year old. Utterly pointless but kinda nice

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

maybe it made him feel cool and happy for the day, which is, ultimately, better than not feeling cool and happy for the day

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Tis better to have felt cool and happy for a day than never to have have felt cool and happy at all.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always wondered how many upvotes I've given out, not just how many I've gotten...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@seraplz

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unrelated question, what keyboard do you have?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I have the same one I think and mines a cm storm devastator

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cm storm devastator. I'd recognise that blue anywhere

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16823129030 (I have the same one)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, I have a K70 RGB myself. I definitely recommend upgrading to a mechanical keyboard when you can. You won't regret it :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would it annoy my friends on skype with the incessant clicking though?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's only if you get a clicky switch like Blues or Greens, but even switches like Reds and Browns can be a little loud if they 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bottom out, but you can get O-Rings for sound dampening. Another option is getting a corsair strafe, which has MX Silent switches 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People who use the same keyboard unite?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dozens

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0