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Jul 25, 2019 12:55 PM
Polysloth
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internetphd
I love how the idea that couples talking to each other about things they want from the relationship is framed as ground breaking advice.
Cats2cats
Not everyone observed affection between parents growing up. So they don’t know how to express it as an adult.
Kliban
My grandfather used to do this. It’s a family tradition now, and I like it.
HodgeNPodge
Wow...this is big. I need to try this with my fiance. Thank you.
EeJeeGee
That's adorable
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
My mom and I used to do 4x for "I love you too", 2x - "how much?" The other person SQUEEZES AS HARD AS YOU CAN! :')
HammyHog
This is a problem I never have because I usually love people more than they love me.
YouL0stTheGame
Maybe they love you tons more but you just can’t see it.
DRinkWis
Me and my wife text each other three emojis everyday at 9. Winner loves the other the mostestest all day. It's dumb, but we like it.
damnyellielobe
It's actually important in a relationship to know yours and your SO's love language. Words, gestures, gifts, quality time, etc.
DarkestKink
Same, I fart three times in a row and whoever smells all three of them knows I love them.
DarkestKink
Them the person. Not the farts those are horrendously terrible.
tychog99
Tbh I would probably just show my love by constantly snuggling up against them whenever it is not inappropriate
tzahtman
From MST3K - Kid: Dad I had a feeling. Dad: Well don't son.
Shellibobelli
Knowing someone's love language is life-changing. www.5lovelanguages.com
SirScottie
Might want to have your husband tested for Parkinson's.
WhatDeanerWasTalkingAbout
my husband and i have been together over 20 years, we have a completely nonverbal language all our own. it's a perk of having a best person.
FiggyB36
Same, altho only 2.5 years so far.It’s one of the things I look forward to developing.We have NV love you & NV get me out of this situation!
WhatDeanerWasTalkingAbout
we have NV "there's a woman just there whose ass is hanging out of her shorts, give it a quick look." put in the time, the payoff is great.
FiggyB36
haha. life goals!
LetumComplexo
Communication is critical. This is a brilliant example of ineffective communication, one party feeling hurt, and both parties making changes
LetumComplexo
to ensure more effective communication in the future.
Dreadhawk
My father is dying. I am completely externally unaffected by it. I do not display emotion physically. But writing... writing I can do.
Dreadhawk
My family does not understand this. When I act and speak. I often seem uncaring/neutral/etc. It's really the opposite.
jackalope2196
Tap Out - verb - to tap the floor or your opponent, to show that you accept that your competitor has beaten you into submission.
SubstituteReality
so, there is a whole lot of love in the MMA?
Rickyexpress
What if he is slowly developing tourettes.
Shoutrr
just a quick note: squeezing the boobs of your mistress 3 times doesn't count as a "i love you" to your wife, apparently.
ThePaintShop
Purricane
I will just cook you lots of food. And build you a PC to game together on.
FaoySamfs
The Five Languages of Love, a great book on how different people communicate affection.
RaenMaker
I wiggle my finger like an inch worm at my SO when I can't talk directly (e.g. stuck on the phone, across the room or I'm just nonverbal).
RaenMaker
So many times I'm NV and he just needs me to say out loud that I'm ok and not mad at him. *finger wiggle* "I'm ok, not mad at you, love you"
MissAizea
I read that as Nevada. It created a lot if questions and concern.
RaenMaker
Haha, I didn't want to write a third reply just for two words. Which word to shorten?
theoscaz0010
I always saw having to say I love u all the time every second becomes more of an obligation than emotion motivated & then loses all meaning
theoscaz0010
I guess from what everyone is saying its key if its a healthy relationship or not. Most of my relationships werent & I was the giver.
gamer2k4
My wife does it whenever we say goodbye, because in case anything happens, she wants it to be her last words to me. I figure that's fair.
Blud4BludGod
I have had experiences like that, and I found in retrospect that it was because the relationship was bad and we were both trying to put...
Blud4BludGod
...good energy into it, it just wasn't working. In a more healthy and naturally compatible relationship it didn't feel awkward or forced...
Blud4BludGod
...to say it often, and I also didn't feel pressured to constantly reassure my partner of it either.
lokishadowgirl
I use terms of endearment for nearly everyone: hon, sweetie, dear, even with strangers. everyone deserves to feel loved even for a second.
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
I mean, I don't. But thanks
ViolentPanda
I find it condescending from strangers/mild acquaintances.
gamer2k4
Yep, I had a girlfriend who only used those terms when she was being sarcastic. Don't say it if you don't mean it.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
THIS. Understanding the different "love languages" is important. :)
Polysloth
lightningboltkid1
I commented the same thing, I learned about this recently and things with my Wife have been a bit smoother and more understanding.
setaroja
Yes! Things are much better with your wife lately
Seyavash
Touch, words, gifts, time and service if I recall correctly
Vedar
Where is the one where I let my dick do the talking?
Monkeyofdoom44
Something tells me it’s not time, service, or gift so let’s go with touch.
samiorigami
But he isn't understanding her love language at all. She's compromised her need for words of affection because he ONLY understands touch
CrustySandwichBread
But she UNDERSTANDS his so it's easier to compromise when it's someone you love. She's getting what she needs in a different way. That's ok.
CrustySandwichBread
Touch was probably part of her language. So many people are only 1 of the languages.
CrustySandwichBread
Sorry. So few people are only 1***
ExtraordinAri
I came up a 2 on physical touch and my bf was like a 9. He felt the same as this lady. But we never worked it out.
TMP5
what does this mean?
ExtraordinAri
It's not that I dont enjoy touch I just never think about it and he felt confused I would never initiate touch.
majorkira9
She no touchie. They breakupie
MrKleos
Read the 5 love languages, it explains a lot of problems couples have in expressing love to one another. It has helped me a ton.
DirkNurple
You’re rad.
ynffudel
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fatapuff
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ChibiGojira
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Submulp
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CaffeinatedNecromancer
The husband here is almost certainly a "physical touch" person to his wife's "words of affirmation". It's great that they found a combo!
PotatOSLament
LastOfTheMojitos
Who downvoted this??
lucidMonkeez
Came here to say that.
Joletti
This!
analnipple666
I loved this book so much, everyone should read it tbh.
iUsedToBeFunThenIGotAGoodTherapist
Dot: book recommendation.
WastingMyLifeOneMemeATaTime
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lightningboltkid1
It's called a Love Language. Everyone has different ones. Understand how to speak the ones you're with and all the changes will be felt.
hokeydokey
He will probably roll his eyes but I’m telling hubby this one! I get the quick love you when he goes to work and to bed and nothing else
lightningboltkid1
For the record you don't tell him anything. You ask him. "what are some ways you feel like you show me you love me without saying it?"
hokeydokey
Nah I don’t have to be shy with him, we talk. I can just say ‘ honey check this shit out!’ And then he’ll roll his eyes but probably like it
hokeydokey
We’ve pseudo discussed how we express ourselves already but now I know it’s a legit thing he’s gonna like it and
hokeydokey
Call me a dork, lovingly
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
So me only lasting 3 thrusts just means I love you!
gagiluu
Number 3 is probably one of those fetishes?
howToLoseTheGame
Dawww your hand loves you too
SomeITDudeOnImgur
Ah yes, the ol' three pump chump.
cortezthekillerz
I wish I could upvote you three times
MorrighanWolf
No
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Fellow Ladies: how long do you actually want the thrusting part to go on? Personally, more than 2 or 3 minutes and I'm ready to be done.
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
Well then, I'm your guy.
GnikNella
Stop bragging stud
WillemDaFriend
i... love.. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU
KanzenChowa
3? Aiming a bit high there aint ya bud
Nizedk
In Denmark we say '3 ryk og en aflevering' - like '3 pulls and pass it along' so our old saying is exactly 3 ;-)
angelfixer
I live in a town named after Denmark, and I need to know who you are passing it along to
scratchimo1
Yes. Just not long time
isitworthitthenlemmelurkit
dgtalchal
Let's be realistic here
UonlyThinkyourDead
3? look at mr love you long time here!!!
tcdriver
Nice!+1
CptRobotNinja
Everyone hates a show off
vezlys
If you really love someone, you'll work on lasting three thrusts.
tzahtman
#humblebrag #threepumpchamp
MyGreatestFearBoner
Three Pump Chump Man
Sawft99
Three pump champ, new band name, called it
tetsouomaiwamo
chummp
Polysloth
Barrum
This is the most weirdly situational gif that happens to be perfect for this situation
Polysloth
And one of my favourites
borderlinetrainwreck
There should be a JG day.
IsMurderOK
I learned how to pump through after you finish. Unless you die off immediately
OrC23
statistically you lose 33 percent of your tumescence in the first 20 seconds post orgasm.
boomfelazi
Not me man I stay rock hard. Always thought it was weird
IsMurderOK
Probably explains why i only go for another 30 secs before blaming it on being winded. (But thats tmw you blast them into the bed)
AVoiceOfReason
I bet you learned that word and just got super hyped to use it whenever you could. Be honest. I know it.
IAmNotASkeleton
Triple duration baybee!
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
What did you just say?
OrC23
You go from hard to 33 percent less hard in the first 20 seconds after you orgasm.
capughe
It's the quality of being full and hard
vegivamp
Tumescence, not attention span.
CorydorasAfavorplease
Sometimes that's all the extra I need. My husband does this and when I do get off (rare, but thats me, not him) this makes a difference.
OrC23
The use of toys can also help. The trick is to not see them as a crutch or a failure.
CorydorasAfavorplease
I cant use them during, and using them solo just makes me feel hollow. It isnt the orgasm I want, its the closeness.
badgerthewitness
Who the fuck measures this?
OrC23
Sex therapists and researches like the Kinsey institute.
quietmrbean
I wonder how that's worded in the job description..?
badgerthewitness
Good use of tumescence tho.
OrC23
Gracias. I like using it because it makes people uncomfortable but they're not sure why.
badgerthewitness
Great moment in that Russell Crowe Robin Hood movie... “I awoke with a tumescent glow...”