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If I can’t gobble up some pecans I’m going to bust
Oh nuts… I didn’t think this one would rise to the occasion, but it seems Imgurians are coming all over the world to bust open this nutshell. We can come together and rid this plague of abstaining from delicious nuts. Be free! Be nutty!
IAlwaysUpvoteSunsets
Nope! Team Healthy Prostate!
Drakhma
taken from reddit:
squirrelyD
It’s a scam so the succbi can have a bountiful winter harvest
teknosapien
Never do. Wife and I enjoy each other’s company too much
Simusar
so many bolts left unsecured in November.
C141Clay
deetatron
cyounghmfce
Costco sells these Honey cashews and I damn them to hell for it but I am not saying no to them not this month or any month !
DocWino
Call me a heretic. I’m diving into a large can of mixed nuts and going crazy tonight.
ChickenChickenBurningBright
I keep all my nuts in a sock under my bed, and I don't plan to stop now.
QuicklyThisWay
Oh weird, like a squirrel?
ChickenChickenBurningBright
https://youtu.be/cZkAP-CQlhA
JiffyGee
I’ve had to give up nuts. They give me migraines (along with soy, oranges/citrus, red wines, caffeine and aged cheeses).
QuicklyThisWay
I couldn’t give up soy or nuts since that is most of my protein. I hope you have found a good balance to reduce migraines. They suck.
Revyloution
Omg, i am so sorry
amuchlessweirdusernamethanIhad
nO NuT NoVeMbEr sOuNdS LiKe sOmEtHiNg cReAtEd bY An iNcEl wItH An aLlErGy
MiHaleEsSuHale
Hard to believe they'd make it through the other 11 months where theyre allowed to come but die if their body detects pistachio
QuicklyThisWay
I like your shtick.
Kamchatkah
"Shtick" is so underused in this day and age.
redpandabanana
I do like me some spicy nuts. Particularly almonds but any salty nuts will do in a pinch
nopo
I have never once cared about "no nut november" and think the whole thing is kinda dumb.
DoktorWeasel
Yeah, nuts are great. And not just for eating. Tagua nut is a great material. Often called Vegetable Ivory.
DoktorWeasel
I spent quite some time polishing my nuts. I made a small die out of some, and use it to make lockpick handles look cooler.
QuicklyThisWay
Very cool!
thevortexmaster
Just grow a mustache for Movember. When did this no nut thing even happen? Its been Movember for years.
QuicklyThisWay
DickMercenary
Bunch of "Alpha Sigma Male" types latched onto the pseudoscientific idea that going without orgasming increases your testosterone. 1/
DickMercenary
Probably started as a joke but the type who think being a toxic male is a good thing have embraced it. 2/2
MaterialsPhysicsIsGroovy
I love walnuts and jacking off too much.
QuicklyThisWay
spidermenz
Oops. I've blown it already…
Kagenical
I'm currently adding an extra kg of pecans to my weekly diet, so yeah, you might say I'm "going nuts for November!"
QuicklyThisWay
Really? Is that part of a keto diet?
Kagenical
It is. I was frequently under-eating and was losing weight, so an extra ~800kcal/day goes a long way to help.
QuicklyThisWay
Nice! I ate a bag of pecans the other day but they were glazed… so not the healthiest, but very delicious!
PeeterGrant
Deez nutz?
SuckAFuck
I nutted just reading this. Non-stop-nut-November is off to a powerful start
Nuclearmoose
ImmortalChild
I just enjoyed some salted cashews.
mjrosenb
Lucky for you, cashews aren't nuts.
FeloniousMonk13
You know what are tho?? DEEZ NUTS!! lmao gottem
QuicklyThisWay
FeloniousMonk13
Gesundheit!
vystral
Peanuts here
mjrosenb
Lucky for you, peanuts aren't nuts.
drduffer
I’ve got a whole bunch of nuts right here at my bedside. Pecans, almonds, mixed nuts and pistachios. Why give them up?
Mangohime
You can have nuts one time this month with this voucher, use it wisely
ToasterDent
You can ring her bell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaBLlkqx7eU
Kagenical
Dammit Ganyu you're qilin me.
QuicklyThisWay
Ok, I will try to hold out, but if I can’t gobble up some nuts I might just bust.
Mangohime
Hey, if you gotta bust you gotta bust, just make sure you stay away from the pecans
Ohyesireallydidthat
Or, hear me out, you can not give a fuck and nut all you want
LeftRightThere
Resist! Or don’t.
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Just goes to show how far anime boob physics still has to go. Also, she's probably the same age as my granddaughter, so I'm going to hell.
badatediting
evildadunit
Just finished off a bowl of pistachios, oops
QuicklyThisWay
Shelled or unshelled?
evildadunit
doesn't matter, nutted
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
Ive never understood the point of no-nut November.
THEmichaelscarn12
https://youtu.be/fsAlL4DCvSw
mushroomking
The guilt of failing 8 times by the 4th just adds to the ambiance of the nut.
Pigdogcow
To raise awareness for nut allergies
kanybal
Whatever happened to Movember? Liked that a lot better
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
Too many men embraced the beard and not shaving in November became obsolete.
rouzuki
It's something to circle jerk about on the internet but not actually do.
parabolic000
a corporate gambit by big prostate cancer?
B99Reactions
not masturbating for a month is not gonna do anything for prostate cancer, and masturbating will probably wont either
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
There's actually a lot of research showing a strong correlation between ejaculation and a decrease in prostate cancer.
ourari
Thanks to you I discovered that NNN has an actual - honest-to-dog - Wikipedia page... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Nut_November
JobbyJabber24
Vice criticized the challenge in 2018 after adherents sent threats to xHamster on Twitter. What the fuck is wrong with our entire race?
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
I know what it is, I just don't understand why.
ToasterDent
First colonists from England to America were Puritans, who thought god put people on earth to work and feel bad. That viewpoint still 1/
ToasterDent
pollutes US attitudes and politics to this day. "Lazy people are bad. Vacations are stealing. No handouts, charity is helping the devil."
phoenixandfreddy
No nut November just sounds bad for the prostate. I support Movember. Let's see those sexy 'stashes!!
B99Reactions
Porn and masturbation addiction sound worse
phoenixandfreddy
Worse than prostate cancer? I thought medically the longest time for men recommended was 72 hours. Any doctors here with an opinion?
zim57398
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
I just wanna see it in my inbox
Jimmah1
Nut-hella November
THEmichaelscarn12
https://youtu.be/fsAlL4DCvSw
TwoSpeedTony
Nuthin but nut
HalloIamherenow
Don't do "Beat your dick December"... I feel like 3/4 of the way through the month you'd run the risk of a heart attack
Recidivous
Damn, Hololive is here now too. It was always my niche thing a few years back.
QuicklyThisWay
Hoogemast
This is a lot better for your health so good job <3
volock
Is this brutal mode for Destroy your Dick December?
JagdPanzer38T
Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore. I wish to be happy...
badatediting
QuicklyThisWay
I played What The Meme with my family a few years ago and had to explain the Nut Slap meme to my parents. And what a queef is.
certifiedllama
My mum once played the word Queef in Scrabble
cardinal29
FentuckyCriedKhicken
This is too easy for me because I lost my sexual fantasy and drive , since before covid, it's psychological and I wouldn't go to doctors.
FentuckyCriedKhicken
Btw it's because my ex and all the money she took from me. I could live so perfectly nice right now but she took it. I know there's good
FentuckyCriedKhicken
Ladies out there, and my ex is not evil, it's just this way it came. I can't even boner anymore and I'm not even 40 yet. But it's OK,
FentuckyCriedKhicken
I got to have time for workout and play games. I hope you guys never go through what i went through, that shit is crazy!
Citizen0
Work out and keep sane. You've got this!