They’re also bigger, you wanna rub that in the great white sharks face too? If they’re so great then why isn’t it in their name?! Never heard of a Great Greenland shark.
And those black eyes roll over white and then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
ForrestDwellingDonkey
Props to him
AGuyNamedCJ
I'd listen to his stories.
whowantssome
Sharks don’t get old. They just keep growing
Kevinbfree
Majestic
aycaramba
not friend shaped.. but majestic, stop killing them for their fin
ShaunSchaf
me too, sharky. Me too
Quizz25S
That big guy's SEEN SOME SHIT
rchcopper
Boop!
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
That's one scarred shark
bekindtoanimals
Beautiful
Dissipo
Mondays have been hard on bro
colfish
Grandma shark do do doo do do do doo
Spiffytown
I’ve come to expect gifts from sharks on Wednesdays. Pay up, Terry.
Tengenstein
Me too, shark. Me too.
Namotatop
cuuuuute!!!!!!!
Slackatak
They were THAT close and they didn't boop the snoot. I'm so disappointed. What a missed opportunity! 😁
Ajmille305
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OliverKlosof
COOL!
theskepticinme
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Chronomechanist
Then here's an idea... Leave it the fuck alone! Why would you go near that thing? Nooooooope.
MuchLoveToYou
That thing does not want to be left alone. He is taking on anything between himself and his desires. The scars are proof of his tenacity.
57rescraft9
What does that red dot on his snout mean? Coffee's ready.
CrapsMcgee
Rudolf the red nosed Sharkie...
terrywat5
It's still got all it's own teeth, so it's got that going for it.
DonL9
Me, too, shark. Me, too.
PlasticFicus
Get off my lawn
CatSparkleBreaker
me too, shark, me too 🦈
Donaldbain
Does it have an LED nose piercing?
jj86
I think that one pixel has gone bad.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
The shark killed it
3wattbulb
No, the shark is in the Indian Ocean. It's a caste mark
Delathi
Frikkin laser beam
tombeithemist
crespomodesto
red dot sight damn
IHaveNoIdeaAnymore
What does that mean?
crespomodesto
idk it was a joke about the red dot on his head
Chromentor
White sharks have nothing on Greenland Sharks. They can live up to 500(!) years!
WhenWillThenBeNowSoon
They’re also bigger, you wanna rub that in the great white sharks face too? If they’re so great then why isn’t it in their name?! Never heard of a Great Greenland shark.
Chromentor
WhenWillThenBeNowSoon
Thanks for helping me think of a screen name for this account.
BaloneyBob
A dolls eyes…
kuijpers27184
And no cataract
PantsOfGlory
When he comes at you he doesn’t seem to be living until he bites you
iseecacogens
And those black eyes roll over white and then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
smokinghashalg
I've read it in his tone all dramatic like too. I've seen that movie waaay too many times growing up
socraticmeathead
Fairwell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies . . .
firlefranz
A little music to go with it?
https://archive.org/details/tvtunes_21008