Aug 23, 2019 1:38 PM
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ErikIsOkay
Where’s the guy leaving tools in the wings?
AirplaneNerd
Napping in the wing with his tools.
waitbutactually
Ikea stepping up their game
Fun fact, it still has those terrible cam-locks holding it together... and it's missing exactly one screw.
Skllill
All of that work and they still forgot the pickles
faoltastic
That sounds more like a plane from ikea
sacrifix
While watching I thought "That's cool, but it's so big! It must be tough to deliver it to the customer" ... I am not a smart man
Well, i mean. It is... they have to have a runway at their delivery address!
mrfish1991
My parts go on that plane!
Sweet! Boeing hardly makes any of it's own parts any more, it's the suppliers that make these birds fly.
InboxMeYourBeards
If they don't make airplane sounds while moving the various parts to the body, are they even doing it right?
The cranes that lift the segments into place have horns that sound like boats, actually.
Itsnotthejourneyitsthesalsaattheend
AsaCanadianIagreeandIamsorry
So they bolt the wings by hand?
Well, the bolts are installed by hand but the wings are positioned and supported with cranes, hoists, and trusses.
TaterDominator
Someone do a reversed version
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
Airlines plan flights involving planes that haven't even been built yet. Any delay in transport or this process affects travelers
Deposits are place years (sometimes 5 or 10 years) in advance of delivery just to get a place in line.
moltencorgi
I liked the part where the plane got a bath
bluerazzgummy
Love mah boy Qantas
ChairmanJoe
Mfw a group of professionals distribute work among themselves to complete a task efficiently v
MagWasTaken
Well that took me by surprise.
prophet002
Yeah me too but this gif is garbage.
jsenne
I fucking despise this.... +1
Gayforbae
Interesting description of a porn gangbang...
ThisAccountForRecipesandUpVoting
All these new models being made and I have been stuck riding the ones with ashtrays still.
dronir
In the end, it boils down to a guy with a wrench.
Cheomesh
He's usually the weakest link, too.
ursaleaf
Hah you fools, now that I know how it's done I will make my own and fly for free!
LoL, you have to get through the boss fight with the FAA first.
Faaaaantastic
I wonder what a brand new jet smells like. You know like new car smell? New jet smell. Fuck yea
Like a mix of grease and plastic. Definitely not as classy or expensive smelling as "new car".
Disembowleeh
Man, did you see all that glorious head room for standing people before any interior was installed. That's the dream, friend.
There's a crew rest compartment above the passenger cabin for long-haul flights. That space doesn't go to waste.
StankyPankySammich
My dad flies them things.
ThisUserNameReallySucks
I feel like test flying a new plane for the first time is a little scarier than test driving a new car for the first time.
All of the systems are cycled and tested on the ground before it ever gets wheels-up.
oneglassofwineforscale
It would be lovley to fly in a new plane. Wonder if it smells like a new car?
spookyu
I've flown a few transpacific flights on the 787 recently...compared to older aircraft the seats felt more jammed together, not comfortable.
zenoshogun
Or maybe it's just an old one they are gluing back together so they can still claim they've never had a hull loss.
mrwhippysdietcolashake
Pretty sure that's exactly what it is.
hiig
Honestly, as nice as a new aircraft is, I'd still prefer to fly something a little older. Feel safer knowing they've lasted that long.
silentfight16
I was gonna say. Who would want to be the first one to flight an untested newly built plane??
DeerxingLame
Mikey’ll do it! He flies anything!
Iputthebestinbestiality
Like the Max8?
ChrisMendez123
twfeline
Why is there so much trash left in the plane when it is delivered to the customer?
Those are called "seats" they're where you cram the customers into.
michaelfire
Now do disassembly of 737 8 Max-- too soon?
EvilMatt666
Wait, it comes as a kit?
"Some assembly required. Batteries not included."
WolkoW
Let's hope they aren't forgeting the soft updates.
EdwardStarsmith
Let's hope they are no longer making safety features "Optional Equipment".
HenryLongfellowIII
Maybe a redundant AOA sensor or three and some extra pilot training for when it decides to commit seppuku and auger in.
scdan4
As long as they’re average, or better, it’ll all be fine.
chrishallett83
Wrong airframe, but good try.
OhMyYoureSexxy
Is Qantas pronounced Qantas or Qantas?
BOOMstick666
Yes
SchizophrenicMC
Queensland And Northern Territory Air Service
DeZaim
Kwontas. Soft a and s in Tas.
thegreatlord
It’s pronounced Qantas
helmsmanl33742
Qantas.
ImAStupidMoronWithABigButtAndItSmellsAndILikeToKissMyOwnButt
Seems pretty quick and easy. Wonder why they are so expensive.
SuperDramaticFusion
It’s not like they’re dumping much into R&D...
Go look up how much one of those bolts holding the wings on costs, then get back to us.
Also, look up the insane inspection criteria of the bolt and qualification process of the shop that makes them. Price is somewhat justified.
youmakemesmileimgur
Does anyone know how long it takes to build this bad boy?
the final assembly shown in the video? Just a couple days. But there's A LOTTA work that goes into building those segments before that.
RealLifeDexter
I feel like 1-7 steps were skipped. Does the entire cabin and sings come assembled like that?
The video just shows the final assembly line. There is A WHOLE LOT of sub-assembly that goes on before this point.
In fact they do arrive at the assembly plant premade like that. The 787's major sections are built by specialists around the world, (1/
then flown into the final assembly plant in Washington by the 747 LCF Dreamlifter where they're joined together. (2/2)
BoltAurelius
I was literally just thinking about the assembly of the Boeing 787-9 and this popped up in Imgur. Spooky.
5po0ky
What?
Eaglemk4
I was thinking of erecting and saw this too!
daagin
Hey boss, The new mind reading techniques are working.
Woops, this is not my company email, someone call IT.
trailb1azer
Simulation
DukeLaserMaster
I was literally just thinking about someone litterally jist thinking of the boeing 787z9 and your comment was top comment on this post. Spky
user110
THEY KNOW
MarkusJunnikkala
I was literally just thinking about you and your comment popped up
I was thinking about a reply like this one. I need to sit down.
thehoundjr
Just means the machines are nano and reading our brains. Don’t worry - my ADHD will overwhelm and confuse them.
ThatTransformersDude
Perfect, the test worked! You're in a coma and we're trying to wake you up!
Can you think about adding a billion dollars to my bank account? Worth a shot
I tried. I really did try.
pointsForNothing
Did it Work??
sorryfriendiwasyourghostdave
I would just like 15k please enough to pay for a honeymoon and my parents debt...please and thank you ^_^
SpringToMyWinter
I think there were some steps already done to have the fuselage in one piece to just roll in. Still cool.
The barrel segments are assembled in the sub-assembly areas/plants and then brought to the final line for integration.
eddythep
The fuselage was in three separate pieces in the video. Is that what you are referencing? I saw the main tail and nose bolted together
No, talking about the nose, tail, and cabin sections already being mostly assembled and just LEGO-ed together.
Ah got it . Yes there was already a ton done on those sections.
I have seen first hand how the build the v-22 osprey. I was involved with a reconstruction of there assembly line. Fascinating stuff!!!
And the wings, the wings are pre-assembled too!
ErikIsOkay
Where’s the guy leaving tools in the wings?
AirplaneNerd
Napping in the wing with his tools.
waitbutactually
Ikea stepping up their game
AirplaneNerd
Fun fact, it still has those terrible cam-locks holding it together... and it's missing exactly one screw.
Skllill
All of that work and they still forgot the pickles
faoltastic
That sounds more like a plane from ikea
sacrifix
While watching I thought "That's cool, but it's so big! It must be tough to deliver it to the customer" ... I am not a smart man
AirplaneNerd
Well, i mean. It is... they have to have a runway at their delivery address!
mrfish1991
My parts go on that plane!
AirplaneNerd
Sweet! Boeing hardly makes any of it's own parts any more, it's the suppliers that make these birds fly.
InboxMeYourBeards
If they don't make airplane sounds while moving the various parts to the body, are they even doing it right?
AirplaneNerd
The cranes that lift the segments into place have horns that sound like boats, actually.
Itsnotthejourneyitsthesalsaattheend
AsaCanadianIagreeandIamsorry
So they bolt the wings by hand?
AirplaneNerd
Well, the bolts are installed by hand but the wings are positioned and supported with cranes, hoists, and trusses.
TaterDominator
Someone do a reversed version
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
Airlines plan flights involving planes that haven't even been built yet. Any delay in transport or this process affects travelers
AirplaneNerd
Deposits are place years (sometimes 5 or 10 years) in advance of delivery just to get a place in line.
moltencorgi
I liked the part where the plane got a bath
bluerazzgummy
Love mah boy Qantas
ChairmanJoe
Mfw a group of professionals distribute work among themselves to complete a task efficiently
v
MagWasTaken
Well that took me by surprise.
prophet002
Yeah me too but this gif is garbage.
jsenne
I fucking despise this.... +1
Gayforbae
Interesting description of a porn gangbang...
ThisAccountForRecipesandUpVoting
All these new models being made and I have been stuck riding the ones with ashtrays still.
dronir
In the end, it boils down to a guy with a wrench.
Cheomesh
He's usually the weakest link, too.
ursaleaf
Hah you fools, now that I know how it's done I will make my own and fly for free!
AirplaneNerd
LoL, you have to get through the boss fight with the FAA first.
Faaaaantastic
I wonder what a brand new jet smells like. You know like new car smell? New jet smell. Fuck yea
AirplaneNerd
Like a mix of grease and plastic. Definitely not as classy or expensive smelling as "new car".
Disembowleeh
Man, did you see all that glorious head room for standing people before any interior was installed. That's the dream, friend.
AirplaneNerd
There's a crew rest compartment above the passenger cabin for long-haul flights. That space doesn't go to waste.
StankyPankySammich
My dad flies them things.
ThisUserNameReallySucks
I feel like test flying a new plane for the first time is a little scarier than test driving a new car for the first time.
AirplaneNerd
All of the systems are cycled and tested on the ground before it ever gets wheels-up.
oneglassofwineforscale
It would be lovley to fly in a new plane. Wonder if it smells like a new car?
spookyu
I've flown a few transpacific flights on the 787 recently...compared to older aircraft the seats felt more jammed together, not comfortable.
zenoshogun
Or maybe it's just an old one they are gluing back together so they can still claim they've never had a hull loss.
mrwhippysdietcolashake
Pretty sure that's exactly what it is.
hiig
Honestly, as nice as a new aircraft is, I'd still prefer to fly something a little older. Feel safer knowing they've lasted that long.
silentfight16
I was gonna say. Who would want to be the first one to flight an untested newly built plane??
DeerxingLame
Mikey’ll do it! He flies anything!
Iputthebestinbestiality
Like the Max8?
ChrisMendez123
twfeline
Why is there so much trash left in the plane when it is delivered to the customer?
AirplaneNerd
Those are called "seats" they're where you cram the customers into.
michaelfire
Now do disassembly of 737 8 Max-- too soon?
EvilMatt666
Wait, it comes as a kit?
AirplaneNerd
"Some assembly required. Batteries not included."
WolkoW
Let's hope they aren't forgeting the soft updates.
EdwardStarsmith
Let's hope they are no longer making safety features "Optional Equipment".
HenryLongfellowIII
Maybe a redundant AOA sensor or three and some extra pilot training for when it decides to commit seppuku and auger in.
scdan4
As long as they’re average, or better, it’ll all be fine.
chrishallett83
Wrong airframe, but good try.
OhMyYoureSexxy
Is Qantas pronounced Qantas or Qantas?
BOOMstick666
Yes
SchizophrenicMC
Queensland And Northern Territory Air Service
DeZaim
Kwontas. Soft a and s in Tas.
thegreatlord
It’s pronounced Qantas
helmsmanl33742
Qantas.
ImAStupidMoronWithABigButtAndItSmellsAndILikeToKissMyOwnButt
Seems pretty quick and easy. Wonder why they are so expensive.
SuperDramaticFusion
It’s not like they’re dumping much into R&D...
chrishallett83
Go look up how much one of those bolts holding the wings on costs, then get back to us.
AirplaneNerd
Also, look up the insane inspection criteria of the bolt and qualification process of the shop that makes them. Price is somewhat justified.
youmakemesmileimgur
Does anyone know how long it takes to build this bad boy?
AirplaneNerd
the final assembly shown in the video? Just a couple days. But there's A LOTTA work that goes into building those segments before that.
RealLifeDexter
I feel like 1-7 steps were skipped. Does the entire cabin and sings come assembled like that?
AirplaneNerd
The video just shows the final assembly line. There is A WHOLE LOT of sub-assembly that goes on before this point.
SchizophrenicMC
In fact they do arrive at the assembly plant premade like that. The 787's major sections are built by specialists around the world, (1/
SchizophrenicMC
then flown into the final assembly plant in Washington by the 747 LCF Dreamlifter where they're joined together. (2/2)
BoltAurelius
I was literally just thinking about the assembly of the Boeing 787-9 and this popped up in Imgur. Spooky.
5po0ky
What?
Eaglemk4
I was thinking of erecting and saw this too!
daagin
Hey boss, The new mind reading techniques are working.
daagin
Woops, this is not my company email, someone call IT.
trailb1azer
Simulation
DukeLaserMaster
I was literally just thinking about someone litterally jist thinking of the boeing 787z9 and your comment was top comment on this post. Spky
user110
THEY KNOW
MarkusJunnikkala
I was literally just thinking about you and your comment popped up
BoltAurelius
I was thinking about a reply like this one. I need to sit down.
thehoundjr
Just means the machines are nano and reading our brains. Don’t worry - my ADHD will overwhelm and confuse them.
ThatTransformersDude
Perfect, the test worked! You're in a coma and we're trying to wake you up!
Skllill
Can you think about adding a billion dollars to my bank account? Worth a shot
BoltAurelius
I tried. I really did try.
pointsForNothing
Did it Work??
MarkusJunnikkala
sorryfriendiwasyourghostdave
I would just like 15k please enough to pay for a honeymoon and my parents debt...please and thank you ^_^
SpringToMyWinter
I think there were some steps already done to have the fuselage in one piece to just roll in. Still cool.
AirplaneNerd
The barrel segments are assembled in the sub-assembly areas/plants and then brought to the final line for integration.
eddythep
The fuselage was in three separate pieces in the video. Is that what you are referencing? I saw the main tail and nose bolted together
SpringToMyWinter
No, talking about the nose, tail, and cabin sections already being mostly assembled and just LEGO-ed together.
eddythep
Ah got it . Yes there was already a ton done on those sections.
eddythep
I have seen first hand how the build the v-22 osprey. I was involved with a reconstruction of there assembly line. Fascinating stuff!!!
AirplaneNerd
And the wings, the wings are pre-assembled too!