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Prove you’re not a robot
Apr 25, 2019 4:53 PM
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ElvisHasJustLeftTheBuilding
I see unhappy face at the bottom of circled area.
nj23dublin
Too funny!!
bkcantthinkofanythingclever
I fucking hate these!
ArtisticTrout
For some reason I'm almost in hysterics laughing at this... And I'm on the train atm :')
paesano2000
You are actually training their Self driving AI by getting you to do this.
twominutesforhighsticking
Well hell, I'm clueless. I thought this was showing a cat face poking out of the trunk somehow and could not wrap my mind around it.
Ignak
I once broke something after failing for 5 minutes in a row
eyesoftheearth
Congratulations you are not robot and are welcome to our shitty website.
CosmoTripper
BUT WHAT HAPPENED??!?
meconopsia
I heard these types of captchas are used to train A.I. Since a computer doesn't know what a car is, we give them 100s of examples.
SplendidoSplendente
those captchas are moronic
Terminal56
Click the pictures of shop fronts: 10 pictures of a blurry brick wall
dafunkhole
Fellow human, I share your rage against the Google machine. Who are they to say I am a robot?!
Quebeker
i always go with "would i deduce a (blank) from that frame"
CitizenPrime
It's training Google AI
mtotland
This is how we help Google train their AI to recognize cars, signs, etc
Zinic
I hate these tests.
rebelhead
Doesn't this train their AI?
BozoThePie
I can't wait for the revolution to start, throwing bricks into store front windows is gonna feel so cathartic
Cr4zyC4tLady
I know right!
alwaysupvotefuturama
MrSmilingDeath
pauldegraaf
jesusisherelookbusy
HaulinOats
chilloutdawgyouknowyoumyboi
DUDU DU DU DUN!
MetroidJunkie
Are these meant to keep out robots or people?
Katateochi
bleep bleep bloop
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
yes
ourari
I really wish there was a non-Google alternative that provided this service to websites. Google is way too pervasive on the 'net.
Bricklemeyer
Have you considered moving to China? Google is blocked there.
ourari
I would find the same privacy problems that Google causes there, but worse. Not an option.
tacxirtam
There are alternatives available from other companies. Some you never see because they are non-intrusive. Others are just uncommon.
Vijo
I don't mind Google knowing so much about me as they do... but I am scared of what happens if Google starts using that info...
ourari
They already are using that info. It's how they made their billions which allows them to collect more & do more with it.
ourari
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/23/opinion/google-privacy-china.html
ourari
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/21/opinion/computational-inference.html
dtek
You got this, meat bag
bkkhk
SergeOrge
1101000110110101110010100100010101
koby
Goes well, stay fresh, cheese bags!
OPGotDatSack
[Smug statement]
VashtheStampede47
Hk47 was my favorite character from those game [nostalgic non-sequitor]
OPGotDatSack
I always liked the little condescending voice when he did the smug statements.
thecakefartisalie
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
In college, I got paid $.01 per image to answer captchas. They build a database of human responses to get the answer.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
elaborate in great detail, with pictures and data. and nudes.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
I wish it was more exciting. After like an hour of mindless clicking, I had maybe made $5. Stopped doing it because it wasn’t worth it
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
I once had a job muting sports game commercials @ realnetworks headquarters. To save them paying royalties to the voice talent. Quit.
Radix865
I hate when it asks for traffic lights more. As in, does it include the pole or just the lights?
Zack1001
A traffic light controls traffic a pole light just improves visibility
Steffn
As long as I don't have to identify some asian stores from the front...
Demenster
Or worse I always get store fronts in some shit hole place. I don’t know if that’s a store. I wouldn’t go near it.
battlepants
And what about backs of lights?
Uwillshowme
Clasic!
dc808
OMG so much this!
thelittletrainthatcanteven
Lights equal lights, pole equals pole. Dont over think it people.
hajimedj
That's typically a question a robot would ask
Lookonmyworks
I need to know!!!!!!
mipani
I always click the lights only. Seems to be right.
MeisterKleister
Pretty sure it's just the lights. 'Cause that's what's most relevant for a self-driving car. Usually works for me.
Nikolaj
metalfoto
ALL IN!!
cousteau
OK so, um… technically…
Radiateur
Jonesso
Tirpitz chan is so cute!
AKsinfonian
Nikolajjjj. No. Nikolajjjj. No
SureGoAheadAsshole
Nikolaaajjj
AKsinfonian
No
MarxAvenger
That's what I'm saying!
Baggsy13
I always end up doing it over and over and over again, because they're wrong.
Can1sRex
Or maybe....you are a robot!
Applepotamus
No, it's the children that are wrong
jansenart
*cough* ROBOT *cough*
Klingon00
This was me on testing in school until I realized I had to think like the test makers to get a good score.
vtwzqp5
Funny that Google breaks the Internet and everyone is cool with that
spoonninja
internet cannot be broken. it is like a fucking hydra, whenever something gets taken down three more pop up. if u dont like google...
spoonninja
u dont have to use it. let other ppl worry about their google using and live a good google-free life.
spx39
Pro tip: only select boxes that are more than 1/4 full of the object, or if more than 1/3 of the object is in the box
PicklesMcGeee
Sweats coolant
stoprighttherecriminalchum
Affirmative
dangerousDoc
Sure they are hey what's 00110000 00101111 00110000 00111101
ChloeRed
I got one that asked me to select squares with motorcycles in them - there was only a moped in the image, no motorcycles...
Werewolfoflondon
Store fronts are a huge pain
ChloeRed
Wait till it asks to select fire hydrants... and uses a photo with a UK hydrant in it.. That'll confuse a lot of people ;)
Djurze
Apparantly the correct answers are just what most people have answered, so yeah it's a little annoying trying to guess what others would
SirBagels
This is how AI training works. You can train for ball, but if all you select are pizzas, ball=pizza
1specialk1
I love that we’re teaching robots that WE’RE NOT robots and sometimes they don’t understand.
SeriouslyAwkward
Sigh... Finally someone who gets me.
jansenart
*cough* ROBOT *cough*
deafmute
Sometimes it makes you keep going and I don't notice when wonder why it doesn't work...I wish there was a better way.
deafmute
Maybe some sort of fluid mouse input. But then I could see someone recording it and playing it back.
deafmute
That may also cause issues for people with limited mobility
mutedia
You are training the google AI when you do those. you can submit the wrong answer and if it doesn't have enough data to compare it can pass
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
Sounds like something a learning AI would say.
carrionstorm
When captcha was showing pictures of scanned words I would type fuck or as many letters of it as I could to match the scanned image.
PossibleSarcasm
If you're wondering what's going on: they use captcha to train AI to recognise things. You too can help build the technocratic dystopia!
TheBlackWindHowls
... or help make sure smartcars eliminate all traffic accidents and drunk driving deaths. Or, sure, dystopia.
SerpentWearer
As much as I'd like to see everyone on the road replaced with robots that are even okay drivers, it isn't likely to happen any time soon.
GoodandWholesome
That’s not how smart cars work. They recognize objects as a series of points based on depth. A flat image does nothing for that tech.
SouperScott
The dystopia won't be from AI, it'll be governments for sure
HobbitHouse
I was on-board with smart cars till I realized they'll have to pick between two similar situations, like rich car and poor car. 1/2
HobbitHouse
or old person and young person. guess which ones will win? ugh, ethical tar pit.
TheBlackWindHowls
Or maybe they'll pick "braking"? I don't know why people keep thinking the AI will have to choose who to kill rather than just... stopping.
HyoukaYukikaze
Yeah... Until something fucks up the software. Be it unexpected situation, bug, intentional corruption of the program etc.
HyoukaYukikaze
All of those and more are inevitable. As flawed as humans are, i'll stick with humans driving. Because:
HyoukaYukikaze
1. Human usually don't want to die.
Vijo
I doubt we'll have to worry about it, but maybe the generation after the younglings might not even have a chance in that regard. ->