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Co-worker was selling a bow on craigslist. One guy had the idea to make a fake ad (see above).
The result.
Dec 17, 2016 6:05 AM
MeltaBombsAreForVehicles
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Co-worker was selling a bow on craigslist. One guy had the idea to make a fake ad (see above).
The result.
foodfetishminusthefetish
UCF.. University of Central Florida...fucking Florida
doverhavens
Hahaha. Brilliant
ThueB
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
Craigslist pranks are fun. My friend had an exam and we posted a puppies for sale. His phone kept going off throughout the day.
Lokenwow
To all the people looking into this. Fetlife is your friend. Happy times people.
TemporaryUzername
hey a sale is a sale!
ISupportYourViews
I am not gay, but if I were, I would hope to find someone like that dad type. He seems nice.
BathoryImmortal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZQJnWA1lJI
BathoryImmortal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10sMXnHTT1I
mehmehmehh
Dat ass doe!
MeltaBombsAreForVehicles
As a straight male I'm envious of that ass
strooongsaaad
Yes!
houston33
Flyndaran
Wanting one's first time receiving anal to be with a large penis should have been a giant red flag that something was fishy.
OxidizedShackleford
Genius
bouc
That's not a prank, that's just false advertising.
kindofalotocomics
I'm graduating from UCF today! He didn't break me in though
FakeToupet
Congrats!!!! My brother graduated from there in May :)
Flowmeyo
ZoeyDate
It is this reaction gif that gets me every time. I always seem to feel like I'm the only one giggling at the worst time.
yenagrrl
Soldier 76 just wanted a little fun...
bagelracer
deadeyesatan
snowman520182
This isn't a good prank. You're just ruining a nice gay gentlemen's attempt at getting laid.
IUpvote100percentEverything
You're welcome
BigMacDaddyEmps
+1 just for user name op. You guys need to set that dad up with someone nice for his contribution to this post.
shoulkion
That wasn't a prank that was just not very nice.
MeltaBombsAreForVehicles
When is a prank defined as nice?
snowman520182
Maybe not nice, but if it well done, it should only have one victim. I guarantee that gay guy felt shitty, but it's ok... It's imgur fodder.
Zucheto
Gold
TheBlueMorpho
MeltaBombsAreForVehicles
This guy gets it
Paintmeblue
I don't get it, can someone please explain the prank?
Lugh314159
Dude 1 places an add to sell his hunting bow online. Dude 2 (1's "friend"), places the fake ad pictured above. "Hilarity" ensues.
CigaretteMan
Sounds like the guy's actually selling a bow; someone made this ad with their number as a prank? Or maybe not I dunno.
BananaAddedForScale
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Paintmeblue
Ohhhh that makes sense LOL! Thank you kind sir
secretlibby
Troll posts on M4M site, then gaslights gay man who responds, because making people feel like shit is supposed to be funny.
Paintmeblue
Ohh that actually makes me sad
DocSpit
Yeah, this was actually kind of a douche thing to do to the dad type. He was just trying to help a guy out and now he looks like a weirdo...
kiwiflavored
I totally agree. But I just ran a fun experiment in my head. "I'm a 48 yr old PuA and I've broken in 3 college girls over the past 2 yrs 1/2
kiwiflavored
all were 19 and 20 yrs old" — bam. Now "dad" is the asshole. One could almost understand Bill Maher's sex shaming related grievances
kiwiflavored
Oc course my comparison is very flawed. Gay dating culture is perfectly consensual, no trickery involved. "PuA" was a bit much. Still, 1/2
kiwiflavored
straight men do get shamed for chasing after women, especially when it comes to older men & younger women.Dirty old man vs cougar vs gay dad
CloakedFigure
That's fucked up.
D33G33
Well after that plot twist not looking like that will happen anymore
peaceloveandgraffiti
It really is. The Dad describing his past with the 19 and 20 year old sounds horribly wrong.
ohdeepthought
48 yr old women fuck 19-20 yr old men and no one bats an eye. Same with men and 19-20 yr old women. What's the problem with gays doing it?
DefinetlyNotObsessed
Tbh I'm disgusted by both but it's not my place to stop them. In my opinion they aren't passing the half age + seven rule.
ohdeepthought
Massive age gaps were and are very normal. That rule although enables a view of morality still suggests a 16yo can sleep with a 25yo.
ohdeepthought
16 is legal in my country but in case yours is 18 it would be 29. Which is still big gaps.
DrBojangles
Both are of age, who are we to judge?
peaceloveandgraffiti
True it just gave me a creepers vibe. Idk.
Ijustwantaveggieburger
I kinda feel bad for the dad type. He was so nice, I read it in bernie's voice.
ScrotusMcgoatus
Read it in Jeff Goldblum's.
DrSirTookTookIII
I don't think I would want Bernie Sanders to do this job, but that's just me...
ChrisLucas1
"it's the billionaires" old Jew voice
drGrafenberg
I feel bad for him too. That was a very nice fist contact. Sorry, first.
TheBumOnUrCouch
Then he offers you Jello Pudding.
RegularSizedRudeness
Oh, that makes alot more sense... ehm I did NOT read it in Elmos voice.
Ijustwantaveggieburger
The Elmo voice is honestly the best one
TheMuteDoge
TheCamBurglar
Be gentle, Bernie-senpai
FaceBookAI
FEEL THE BERN!
MuffinProof
WHY CAN I PICTURE THIS IN MY HEAD
Sentientx
I've never wanted to favorite a comment harder than this in my life.
kiwiflavored
That's hilarious :D Try David Attenborough or... omfg. Walter Herzog! I have the weirdest erection now
kiwiflavored
But I also feel bad for him. Shaming for sexuality = not cool. On the other hand, harmless pranks > gay panic defense. We've come a long way
Helios7719
Except in two states in Australia, in which gay panic defence is still law (and has been used recently). Well done, Australia!
kiwiflavored
And I thought Germany was behind the time for our half-arsed, separate-but-equal attempt at marriage equality
ThePrimrose
The dad type seems like an actual alright guy.
lunncal
The ad included the phrase "My girlfriend can't find out", you realise? Doesn't seem particularly alright to me.
GodEmperorOfImgur
We generally are. Kinda goes with "being a dad", means you're the Dominant, but also that you care a lot for your bottom, stern but loving.
thesteveberlin
sounds like the kind of dad I´d be into :)
ThePrimrose
Shit I'm a chick but that's my type down to a T
GodEmperorOfImgur
Well, I personally, am more bi than gay. But I doubt you're anywhere near me. :P
ThePrimrose
Alas I am taken, have been happily for 3 years by the same type luckily enough. Thanks for the offer, confidence rides a little higher today
ArbitraryCommas
Distance is just a number.
ProximaCentaur
I think you think that's deep, but distance isn't a number. It's a measurement of reality and objectifiably quantifiable.