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batmansrevenge
At least he's not thin-skinned about it
W0LFCola
Ali Gator, ISIS extremist
icyvaynes
Lol what..?
ssssmileeeey
See those pixels in the top right hand corner? That's where the breakyourownnews.com watermark is.
itsovermorrow
Interior crocodile alligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre.
phoenixfromashes
I believe it.
MrGnosticninja
Purrrrfect1
You people are savage..... I knew I belonged here...
honeymus
unfunny
retrohellix
glitterpuppies
I guess "too soon" just isn't a thing anymore
Brainsplosion
https://twitter.com/DougStanhope/status/742958388397608960
AwildaHeern50
Iguana tap it..
stalkbalk
Original photo for the curious: http://royalstockphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/A317-Gator-with-Mouth-Open-in-the-Water-Original.jpg
loofahmonster
Now that's just cold-blooded
TreeSlippity
I knew it.
goboltz
Wayyyyy tooooo soooon.
Brainsplosion
Tell that to Doug Stanhope https://twitter.com/DougStanhope/status/742958388397608960
FoxeeRoxie
Seriously?!? Wtf Isis, quit training innocent animals to do your bidding!!!
DoctorWhoWhatWhenWhereWhyHow
too soon.
PopularParrots
Too soon
ParanoidWithGoodCause
yeah the mass alligator attack was scheduled for next week, this guy fucked it up
UndulatingTerrain
Isis or more likely Sebek.
scunnerr
Nice obscure Egyptian god reference.
UndulatingTerrain
Thank you!
dbba
That's a croc
SweetDave
No it isn't, crocs have a more pointed snout. Source: Am a Herpetologist.
yourewastingyourlife
Protectoredring
name checks out
MistakeKin
Only reason he wasn't at the gay club with the Orlando shooter is because he was embarrassed by his eREPTILE dysfunction
CalmedDownSatan
Iguana tap it..
JeepersMedia
RickCaptain
That's a croc...
zflazeda
ofmg...
wagnus
Crocodiles are reptiles.
TheMundo
If we could just ban alligator teeth then we would be safe. Time to filibuster!
only90skidswillgetthis
No obviously the real problem is that we don't equip and train children in the use of alligator teeth.
wagnus
At least add in a holding period, and background check, for their teeth.
CanadianThemedName
We should also limit the amount of teeth an alligator is allowed to have in its mouth at one time.
TypicalITGuy
He was heard screaming, "ALLIGATOR SNACKBAR!" during the attack.
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Ali Gator
butthesuniseclipsedbythemoon
DennisReynoldsIamtheGoldenGod
Double dippin' sonofabitch
Thedailywumbo
Mother fucker everyone's looking at me now
yesimeanno
Annnnnnnd i love you right now
TypicalITGuy
Love you too, fam. XD
SimoHayhaWhiteDeath
http://imgur.com/5TOhBBT
NOINITIATIVE
Good god, what bonus layer of hell did I unlock access to for laughing at that
wagnus
Absolutely horrific what happened, and we all acknowledge it. But in the end, the last thing I'd want untouched is my sense of humor. Bravo!
TriforceOfCool
Or maybe he just saw his favorite Star Wars character, Admiral Ackbar.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Pffft typical IT guy comment right here.
2legit2start
This comment was said on another thread before.
MajesticSam
I noticed that too
TypicalITGuy
Crap, was it? I'll penalize myself for being unoriginal, then.
rialaff
Still funny