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D1G1T0L
Quoth the raven: Nether Whore
Volmaaral
...i-is that a girl? I feel bad for asking, but many in the goth way of life look decidedly asexual, with a bias towards feminity.
IBrewLiquidGold
Am o the only one who find it kinda weird someone just took a photo of her while she’s sitting on the subway?
GamerDad82
That’s a girl? Are we sure?
FuckThemIfTheyCantTakeAJoke
Obsidian Blackbird McNight?
DrRad
That’s a big fuckin bird
Nuhlinga
That raven is better behaved than most children on the subway
Tubiurinthesky
the black outfit is gonna be spotted white all over in a moment...
Ebo352
Fuck that, move on to the next car
Bunhyung
Lenore wasn't lost, she was on public transport this whole time.
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
not lost, more like delayed.
I3zx
Quoth the raven "here's our stop"
CamelEnamel
She seems nice
ticktockbent
100% I would have sat next to her and asked the raven's name
TedTheMan
Way to identify yourself as her next victim/ ravens next meal source.
ticktockbent
I accept my fate. All hail the great raven
fuckingscott
Are we going to talk about that shitstain on the floor?
alexburgers
Dust/rust washed away by water tracked in by people when it rains outside.
phatlitho
How does one get a raven? Serious question
smuxi4
In the store
ATLandNerdy
Read Poe in the park.
RealJohnyChimpo
I think it's illegal in the US due to the migratory bird act. Unless you run a sanctuary
Gaelig
I'd also love to know.
MrBodacious
Go outside once in a while?
jherazob
Where the hell do you live that you get ravens when you go out?
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Nevermore
Bontious
Shit that actually made me laugh out loud
notabadlyphotoshoppedimageofyourmom
If you are goth and don't have a raven, are you even about that life ?
GBMaker
I'm surprised the bird is that calm.
LarnRegis
It's a photo. You can't see hectic/nervous movement on it.
Ifyouthinkimseriousyoumissedthejoke
She looks like she's been on the train before.... Ohh you mean the raven.
Th1ng
itypewerdsonline
when the drugs kick in
kojenk
It was posted on the same day as pizza girl. Which led to them being combined
kojenk
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kojenk
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smbzz
Wow
Lambast
iamkarlpilkington
Is that the train girl?? Wow
Lambast
No, just another girl with a crow.
PhillerTheThriller
Can you tell me who this lady is? I've seen her before
Lambast
Paige Davis (@pythonpaige)
Goodmerlinpeen
That's so raven
Gwarh71
Damn, ya beat me to it.
Elnauriel
I appreciate that she has the raven on a retractable pet leash. Responsible goth pet owner FTW! =)
OmanZavix
Are we sure that’s a she?
Elnauriel
That's the narrative the OP created. Unless you're planning on finding this person some day to copulate with, what difference does it make?
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
If you look closely, you'll see that it is in fact the raven who is holding the leash. Has himself a pet goth girl.
ArcaneKvothe
I wish I had one of those.
myleslovell15772
That’s no girl! That’s Eric Draven
CirB
Erica Draven
RemingtonStyle
Nice, but not nice - because it is not okay to force such an unnatural life onto a wilderbeast.
welcometofuckall
Dude. Goths have been using trains since the early 90's
ThanatosElNyx
Corvids are very adaptable. They are one of a few species that can do well in an urban environment.
RemingtonStyle
That's not the point - corvids were never domesticated - they are supposed to be wary of humans and live by themselves
RemingtonStyle
Check out to what lengths rescue centers go to make sure, the animals are not getting used to people. Corvids that are not raised by their
RemingtonStyle
kind will NEVER be able to live with their species.
RemingtonStyle
What you are hinting at are properly raised 'wild' corvids adapting to life in cities and such
JaydaMang
Looks like she's back from the dead for revenge . Hope she gets it
thehamburgler488
did you just assume her gender?
AstronglywordedEmail
FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!
DevouredYou
They keep calling me!!!
SniffsMcgee
Tuuune
Circosys
Fuck, I need to see that movie again!
WeakOldMeat
Missing the facepaint, but still
HedonistBeard
... Are you sure? I had to look twice and I'm still not convinced.
JackMacksBack
Underrated comment
greenbird76
Blessed by the Raven Queen
Draciella
Well, it can't rain all the time
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Erica?
Draciella
No this is Patrick
rashindus1962
mechanerd
Quoth the raven: Mind the gap.
grimwit
Okay, that was too clever.
Mordy9
Nevermore
CirB
SilentAitch
loyboys215
3KnucklesDeep
Perfect
LyraTheLycan
*goth the raven
ImgursLibertarian
Is that a TheChive reference?
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Don't know what TheChive is, but The Raven is a famous poem by Edgar Allen Poe which uses the line "Quoth the Raven 'Nevermore'"
ImgursLibertarian
Mind the gap is a periodic post on the chive that focuses on lady's thigh gaps.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Oh, that is what the Brits use to warn about the space between the station platform and the train. Because they're on a train.
ImgursLibertarian
AH! That makes sense.
AScottishGuyWhoWantsIndy
+1 for this comment, you beautiful human.
Possefarm
How do you know they're human? Could be a raven.
AScottishGuyWhoWantsIndy
Oooft fair point
ElevatorPitch
Its a therapy raven.
rightintheshin
Her name is Franny, she helps me with mild foot pain.
bhangraking
She has seen things .. or trying to with the raven
DownloadingDave
...though the raven's eyes using spirit vision.
valen00
I mean they are pretty smart birds, I could believe that lol
Z3roCo0l
My exact thought! Spoopy!
siler7
HorsefaceBeeguy
Yo it's Sam the raven. He's a douchbag
mylilkony2012
Perfect
omgstopithurtsnvmilikeit
https://youtu.be/8xYMnb5Dyko
hssndtam
TheRapyRaven?
availlableusername
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
My friend has a service parrot, and once met a service bat.
PenchBoy
Serious? I want a service bearded dragon then. I have ummmm problems
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
That parrot is really smart and will bring her things like her inhaler, and once made her lay down when she was about to have a seizure.
PenchBoy
More intrigued by the service bat to be honest haha, really amazing of the parrot though!
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
Yeah, I can understand that. I don't know much about the bat. All I know is her wanted her gummy snacks in her pocket.
TheOneWhoCutsTheCheese
It cant rain all the time
Mordy9
It’s not death if you refuse it
Khrome
It can train all the time
TheOneWhoCutsTheCheese
This comment is so under appreciated I love it hahaha
Khrome
I comment that every time this image is reposted ;)
SpecialProjectY
Oh hey, I remember that. It was a tiny flash meme back in 2017 or so, it spawned some nice fanart...
therog
I'm always curious if people like this ever find out about their internet fame.
Khrome
That's cool and all.. But Talons on bare / fishnet legs? ow.
SpecialProjectY
She's into BDSM, who would have thought?
SpecialProjectY
excellent mash-ups...
SpecialProjectY
team tag with a Subway Pizza Girl...
SpecialProjectY
and the perverts...
lfrdwork
always the perverts
SpecialProjectY
It takes one to know one I guess...
shangooo
The level of dedication to the goth life is admirable
sickbreakfast
The bright green shopping bag somehow lightens the mood.
flamingflamingo
It would be nice if she washed her hair.
UncleRico23
Toxoplasmosis
It doesnt have anything to do with dedication, you just do and wear stuff you like.
iheartmeth
If that impresses you. You should see my level of dedication to sitting around doing nothing all day in sweatpants and a dirty T-shirt.
cujo67
Jesus, you quoted my entire Labor Day weekend
AustralopithecusBoisei
... I want a Raven companion too. Is the goth part mandatory ?
MyronTheDormouse
You at least have to be a bit broody. The rest is unnecessary
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
Nah, you could get a couple raven tattoos and worship odin
DarkParn
That'd just ensure that you and your descendants are forever in servitude to the Empress may she live forever.
Andrizzle0159
Because of habitat loss and competiton for resources with emos, goths are endangered and so the remaining goths goth harder to compensate
Toxoplasmosis
I dont know about you but i havent heard anything about emos for a decade but goths still get new waves.
bangersandmash
goth harder!
FalafelWithAngeldust
Didn't emos officially go extinct in 2013, when MCR broke up?
GhilliedVeteran
Where do I donate to save the goths? I need them to stay. . for. . . . . scientific reasons.
HurtfulThings
You just think they're hot. Don't lie.
GhilliedVeteran
100% I think they're hot. Literally my type. Unfortunately, not many goth chicks are into guys like me.
SarcasticComment
Habitat loss = kids being too lazy to dress up like it's Halloween. It's far easier to self diagnose yourself with depression/other issues.
whimsywynn
Puberty sometimes comes with a self awareness of how fucked up your life is. Thus goth.
SarcasticComment
Nah. Easier to copy the crazies on Tumblr/Twitter by cherry picking from psychological disorders to increase your social clout.
011100000110100101100101
Hey man, goth for life. Besides metal and punk are so much better than the new emo shit.
cdelta
I prefer to mix metal with classical myself. Not really a practising goth, but I like the style.
SarcasticComment
You do you. I'm just joking how normal isn't cool so virtually every one of my wife's students has a made up medical diagnosis.
JHawke
Only slightly more than suit culture imho.
SteelyDad
Three piece Armani or Fur?
JHawke
ramshackleackle
My goodness me, the three piece fur Armani. What a thing.
JHawke
I tried to google furry in suit and furry in armani. I don't think I want to go any deeper than that.