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slowly approaching bear
Bear will arrive sooner than thought.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR
BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR
howdoesoneimgur
BEAR IS GO FAST
threepoint14
I don't have to run fast...just faster than the next person beside me.
eightbitrevolt
image of bear running at incredible hihg speed
DarmokAndJaIadAtTanagra
@caseybearest i think he is more bearester than you
codenamekadesnextdoor
PREPARE BEAR, FOR LUDICROUS SPEED
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
A bear there was, a bear, a bear! All black and brown and covered with hair.
Shhbooms
Last frame = the bears in H1Z1. I know some of you know what I mean.
wazscience
we are not going fast enough....LUDACHRIS SPEEED
IPhilKenSebbenI
BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS: http://youtu.be/phnv3qwZKAo
IronMannequinMrkXXI
Given the title, I expected it to be a Cyriak video.
actionandrewjackson
I can't tell, but is that a Grizzly Blur?
TheThirstyMoose
Its official, I have NO clue what it takes to make it to the front page anymore.
ImaprettylittlekittybutIaintno
This is taken from a post on tumblr (text and all), so it meets the current imgur humor standards I guess.
R0da
Pretty ancient tumblr post too.
ThatGuyWhoDownvotesFrontPageEditsAndDickbuttAndRepostStatistics
BLOOD TYPE BLUE! IT'S AN ANGEL!!!
vesonator
GOTTA GO FAST
sheshazelnuts
YOU MAKE SOVIET BEAR SMILE
pictureofthatoneguywhenpeoplegetupsetatsarcasticcomments
As Bear approaches the speed of light, the length of Bear increases relative to the prey's frame of reference.
SoLongAndDanksForAllTheMemes
I bet the Flash could bearly keep up with him.
McBook
He can't bear it
Greedyb0gle
My third time browsing past this. Now favorited, so in three months I can go, "Why did I favorite this bullshit?" #noregrets
Thereisnosafeword
Why the fuck am I laughing
Symage
http://the-entire-furry-fandom.tumblr.com/post/81203228795/ww-swagabond-meta18-osoru-slowly Everybody can steal old tumblr jokes
Phoenix0rion
You made this? I made this
shepurrrd
Oh someone copied something from the interwebz! HURRY BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH A STICK
Crapslock
Too late, I'm already dead inside.
Crapslock
All these daily FP tumblr posts are okay but not mine? :(
imnotthedoctor
You stole a Tumblr post and re-did it to format on imgur. At least those posts are clearly from Tumblr, you basically stole this
balthcat
No one* cares.
Crapslock
How is that worse than just taking a screenshot and posting it to imgur. I never claimed this work as mine.
FizzleBurger
Thank you
fundubentalist
and that's why we don't give amphetamine to the bears, kids
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
We have lost visual on the bear, I repeat, we have lost visual on bear. Over.
Greedyb0gle
...why did I favorite this bullshit?
Valorien
Bearry Allen?
IronMannequinMrkXXI
His name is "Beary" Allen, and he's the fastest bear alive. (This is the part where you Photoshop a/the bear into a modified Flash suit.)
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
I think I love you
IronMannequinMrkXXI
What is love?
thethirdeye
We need help! Call The Flash!
TheStripedBiologistTaunter
Footage of the terrible bear attack. [GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING]
Likeamamagoose
I want one
LetterCome
Yeah. graphic content warning of cuteness overload.
victarionheller777
And suddenly, man is never seen again.
neonfraction
Chilling.
DanNeedsLoveToo
If that happened to me, in middle of the street, with that thick fog.. I'd be shit scared mama bears gonna run out of no where..
CoolJWR100
I just realised that if you click the link there is a favourite and a copy link now.
OrangeFlavours
The poor blokes who because of these jokes will open actual graphic content some day. Heh...
TheStripedBiologistTaunter
That's the plan...
DarthFutuza
Didn't their mothers ever tell them the story of the boy who cried wolf?
memeseekoo
Has happened to me.
crepesofmath
What did you see and can I have the link?
piedownjoe
NSF...oh, nevermind.
Gonnaderpya
AHHH SO CUTE
wbaxter
unbearably cute
thisisanawesomeusername
I was waiting for mama to come fuck his shit up
ThishasbeenmyTedTok
I was so ready for the momma bear to arrive and deliver the graphic content. I'm glad that ended well
SteveTheEasilyConfused
Woah man! Thanks for the warning. I nearly melted my children's eyeballs.
PhysicsAndRomance
FormerNortherner
As a backpacker: WHERE'S THE MOTHER!?!?!?!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Hint: Bambi
randombob
Yeah my thoughts exactly. If I saw that out one one of my hikes, I'd be more scared than having just seen a big one. MAMA IS COMING!!
Crossark
Would have been better as an NSFW link
skwuchiethrostoomf
So, YOU'RE the asshole who made it say NSFW!
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Imgur should make it so when the NSFW comment is being downvoted the NSFW gets removed.
skwuchiethrostoomf
@magicgrl111 pls
Reckoning47
But then they would have to remove all of the replies to the comment with NSFW in the text as well :/
KangInDaNarth
1/10000 expected a real attack...
BustyRustyisCrusty
THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES
smacky514
I want one so badly.
powerisdown
You didn't lie...
Diddlestyx
exinferris
I love how "NSFW! GRAPHIC WARNING!!!!" on imgur is always something not only SFW, but usually cute as well.
ByteMi
I can almost hear the high-pitched wookie noises <3
MisterRBG
Did this bear attack take place in Silent Hill?
youremindmeofthebabewhatbabe
to be fair,even that baby bear could still bite your fingers off especially if he's moving at the speed of light
DevonGronka
Actually, even baby bears are pretty dangerous. And they are kind of gross.
TheStripedBiologistTaunter
Yes. It would be a grizzly end. Bear-ly escaped with his life. Really gives you paws for thought.
warick
You've exceeded your pun limit for this comment.
TheStrykingWarlock
It would be a real Kodiak moment if it just hugged him.
bendeem
unfortunatly, that is a black bear. your pun is less effective than you though it to be.
TheStripedBiologistTaunter
Meh. its all bear related. I'm not looking to polar-ize opinions.
bendeem
ok
InanityWolf
Ohhhhh, ☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT
HitlersSpirit
I think biting your fingers off would be the least of your worries if the bear were moving at the speed of light
alekazam13
If that bear was moving at the speed of light, he would cause an explosion 29.1 times bigger than the Davy Crockett nuclear bomb.
Alex4273
Man those new Russian fighters are scary =/
JeffersonSlaveBaby
KAFFE!
fillchiam
Nämen, precis när jag skulle göra lite.
halendia
myspys :))
TorSverre
Nei, takk!
radiantkeen
AndritosRetardos
Kaffe? Ja takk!
CarlSaganPlsComeBack
Herregud så mange nordmenn det er her??
AndritosRetardos
Er en del av oss ja!
Masterofdisgust
Eg hata Kaffi.
AndritosRetardos
Gå vekk.
Masterofdisgust
Å nei, Ein meining som ikkje e lik min. Eg må kjapt sei at han ska gå vekk fordi han ikkje lika da eg lika!
AndritosRetardos
Å nei, jeg tåler ikke en spøk, så jeg må forte meg å rakke ned på personen som lagde spøken! Rabblerabblerabble!
Diverge
Let's fika..
TalliBighood
REP!
Trekker47
MEIR KAFFE!
KafleCharck1
ENDA MEIR KAFFE!!
Summersky
KKKKKKFFFFFFFF
Housemaster
KAFFE PALOOZA!!!
fiddlewheelx
JAU VESS FAAN MEIR KAFFE!!!
ExxB
EI LITTA KAFFE TÅR
PeterME
God idé, brb
Kaffebryggare
Det ska jag kunna ordna!
ThePrincessSolofap
Åh bryyyyggarn!!
Krys2015
How high are you OP?
lmLying
A pound
HammerMechanic
Emu
Pleasedontletittouchme
about 6'
Hipwiththelingo
No no no it's "hi, how are you?"
NewUsernameHere
10
oreogolem
10 whole pots? How is he still alive!?
Crapslock
Yes
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Please be in Perth/Fremantle and willing to hang out with me.
WhisperingKerfuffle
FedericoAstica
He stole your line? I guess he must be very high then.
WhisperingKerfuffle
McBook
Purple
conversation
Who are you, why is this so amazing.
MagnorCriol
Mainly because it's a repost, sadly.
wackjack
Russian.
OfficialBenderRodriguez
I'm the locksmith, and I'm the locksmith
FlibbityFoobleBee
This is not new people!
StarLordLegendaryOutlaw
jonkku
He is someone posting something he saw and thought would net him internet points.
JustCallMeMrPigg
He was right, though.
Crapslock
:^)
bmullecker
Something very old.