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Jan 17, 2018 6:48 AM
MaltLiqourMullet
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fdragon
Sounds like an old Windex commercial
getadogupya
Was waiting for a punchline that never came...
repeatuntilnotsad
What sort of host doesn't ask how you like your meat cooked?
boneseyp848888
I love this soo much, but why not communicate and ask if you can use the grill as its not cooked to my likings. People are weird man.
yohmomma
I've made a huge miss steak.
Ahbaddon
Why would she not ask how you like your steak cooked? It's common practice when cooking someone else a steak is it not?
absorbantbobsquarepants
Sounds fabricated. But hey you get some up votes so good job
HTButterBunsofSteel
It's not. The wife also posted to Reddit and then found out he'd already shared the story.
Lizaderp
I think it would have been funnier and he succeeded. Imagine the hostess assuming he ate the thing in a minute, then finding it in the yard
jubilee5
Better than him eating a dirty steak off the floor xD
aninvisiblemaniac
the steak? Albert Einstein.
kissmycamry
i just dont believe this lol even if the boss left the room you cant eat a steak in a few mins but idk
Icaaro
My sides! :D +1
PastryLife
Rayz901
Hahaha this is fucking gold
BuffingtonRumbleberries
Bullshit. There’s no such thing as an undercooked steak.
Ihatecornbeef
Why on earth didn't he just excuse himself to the kitchen with his plate and shove the steak in the oven/pan , it's so stupid...
ThanosIsMyDad
A perfect execution of the dead cat strategy. +1
ThurgoodWJenkins
Please, elaborate
AllThingsNinja
lol ya i need some explanation too
debunker
"The introduction of a dramatic, shocking, or sensationalist topic in order to divert discourse away from a more damaging topic."
DigitalWaffle
God damn it. Wife was sound asleep beside me and I couldn’t stop giggling. Woke her up and she grumbled I’m getting no morning sex :(
Fortherea
Does shit like this really happen?
Davld0811
A steak can never be too rare...
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
what about a steak-pepe, that's a pretty rare pepe
Cataleast
"Bring me a live cow over to the table. I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!" -- Denis Leary
Katateochi
as i once overheard a man in a Somerset pub say to the waitress; "just shave it's arse and bring it in backwards".
theoneBernie
So what was stopping you from saying 'This is a little under for me, could you place back on the grill for a little bit? Thank you so much!"
tradingghosts
Why didn't you just fucking eat it in the first place? I mean yeah okay it may be a bit disgusting, but jesus.
Anthemius
I'm in tears.
XplodingUnicornGlitter
I had to repress my laughter so hard I have tears streaming down my face.
Chubyllama
Just got asked if I was okay at work because I'm crying I laughed so hard.
GroovePatrolOfficerScooter
Or.. he could have just "accidentially" knocked the plate on the ground. No obligation to eat it if it was on the floor.
MrNightfish
I don't believe this actually happened, but it's a moderately funny story either way, I guess.
TipsyWench
So, you ate the steak that was thrown at the window?? Dafuk
jurha365
Shittyperson
It was a really clean window...
bananaforscaletoo
I bet it tasted better with windex on it
tvkilledradio
lol I didn't even catch that. He picks it off the floor, puts in on his plate with all the dirt on it, and starts cutting into it to eat
girgaffe
Sounds like the guy was so sure the window was open that he was willing to steak his wife on it.
Lodrial
Wow. That was smooth. Well said.
Intergalacticfailure
ALWAYSUPVOTEYOUAT7
Ilurklikekirk
Such a fine joke is, dare I say it, rare. Well done!
zapbranagan
Pure gold
AMacGyver
Take your damn upvote.
DanteHicks79
FuckingTurtleBear
Oooooooooooh
heinekenfuckthatshitpabstblueribbon
When the comment is better than the post!
BladedMule
This is underrated and beautiful
Churtothechur
Yes
glittalogik
theHuskySparrow
silvia357
...that was a good one
ArtMadeofYourComment
yohmomma
I've made a huge miss steak.
ilsalta
Bravo. A rare medium, well done.
domghandi
opentokix
How about just being an adult and say "This is a wee bit under cooked for me."
Thisismyusernameforimgurstuff
That would take social skills.
itmeanspeaceamongworlds
Yeah but it's a lot less funny that way
KeeleonOhms
I saw this post live. The husband sounds mentally handicapped.
MobySick
Or, you know, just fucking eat it.
Jeenius
I would likely have thrown up eating a bloody steak. The only time I was able to eat undercooked steak was on x
DaisukeAramaki
it took me a second to realize you meant the drug, I was looking for a second comment that continued that thought for a while lol
CHEESEBAG
He probably just didn’t want to be rude
Maclarion
It wouldn't be rude. Or at least not as rude as it would be to ignore a guests spoken concern about the safety of eating the uncooked meat.
KeeleonOhms
So he threw his dinner out a window.
lonelylinguist
He never learned to do this because the internet rewards stories of fuckups with sweet sweet points.
bananaforscaletoo
At least made up ones
AzerilPridham
You say that, but last year we had a video of a girl who got stuck in a window trying to retrieve a shit..
TipsyWench
Yeah steak is way too expensive to be chucking it out windows
howdydoodoo8
How rude do you have to be to waste a meal someone bought and cooked for you. Especially one that's not cheap.
PotatOSLament
Except according to the story, the meal wasn't cooked.
Isuckatusernames2
Can someone enlighten me on why people write u and you in the same sentence, paragraph etc? What do u do with that extra time you saved?
Snooj
Obviously people are capable of saying "lol" and "wtf" so I'm bothered by how three letters suddenly becomes too many for "are" and "you".
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
Because people want to save time and space, and not every word can be communicated in one letter.
maliciousGman
I do it here to get under the 140 character limit.
GunArm
I use it to calibrate the tone of the communication, on the spectrum of formal to black twitter.
SirSage
Shiiiiieeeeeeeettt
IvnWng
Fap.
SirSage
I use it for studying hypocrisy
glacialbae
dogenuggets
The worst one is u're instead of your, it's still 4 characters and takes longer to type.
dogenuggets
Not to mention the wrong your.
HackerJacker
Frankly I've never seen it used as a sub for your (only you're) and if it is they deserve to be shot anyway
Cataleast
I see "ur" in place of "you're" and "your" primarily. "U're" doesn't look too weird, so I assume I've seen it used, but not much.