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Oct 29, 2017 11:08 PM
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Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Awww, is that a.... lion?
jollygreenregularsizedperson
Well done sir
FreshWater13
"you're welcome but everytime Maui is onscreen it zooms in on his face and speeds up"
OkSendEm
Nicely done!
nanowaffle
Is this not a Roadhog skin?
trescatorcedieciseis
Love it!!!!
leilaniisawesome
I am Moana from Motunui. You will board my boat, sail across the sea, and restore the heart of Te Fiti. /a/vhQ3z
Pizzathehutman
Vitrummancer
If you start singing I'm going to throw up
Chelseaq
I'm really bothered that you have no belly button
karm42yn
Cultural perpelpelation!
ShoestringsMustacheNewman
Must be cold, your hook shrunk
plznosenpai
Did anybody else think roadhog from overwatch
SlightlyMoreAppropriateUsername
Personally I thought roadhog, especially his islander costumes, made him look like maui
apercent
Offical imgur rule #9.. It's not a selfie if it's cosplay
JennyFromTheOtherBlock
Where are your nipples
bigmob100
You gotta buy me dinner first
tonga77
Very good, but should have worn tea leaves, bruh.
DigglyGickMcGee
YOU BASTARD! NOW THAT SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN!
Omnimorph2112
Wouldn't you rather be.... SHIIIIIIINNNNNYYYY, Like a pirate's sunken treasure wreck? Scrub the deck and make it look... SHIIIINNNY
DigglyGickMcGee
I don't want to be a dickapod! Pun intended.
KingCornish
YOU SON OF A BITCH...BRILLIANT! +1
stirmysoultogigglemode
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
kvs800
Dude where did you manage to find that shirt I've looking all over
bigmob100
Had to get it on eBay not an official Disney bc it's "offensive"
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
That makes it more delicious. Disney can't make money off of it, but now somewhere in China, little six year olds who can't afford to 1/?
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
2/2 see the movie are sewing their little fingers to the bones so a bunch of pirates can make bank off of it because, you know, justice.
tinylilbrowntown
You can dress as a character not a culture.
suzietuesday
Hey it's ok to say You're Welcome
TheJokeFlewOverMe
Ok
LifeTheUniverseNEverything
Call me Te Fiti cause you stole my heart
koinuchan
Daaaaaaym
bigmob100
Eddwyn
Wouldn't you have become Te Ka then?
zerobandwidth
SPOILER ALERT!
BipolarBtch
Smoooooth
Phildunfy
Tree fiddy?
SomeCrazyNerd
Taree fidi, the god of GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTAHS!
Sourowlsheet
You're proud of your good costume. No problem with that
pookieeatworld
Yeah we just hate the generic shallow basic bitch selfies that overcrowd the internet. If there's a purpose to your selfie, it's fine...
PartaSTI
If you think this isn't store brought... Good luck.
waytoofaded
Why can't you be proud of a store bought costume? OP rocked the hell out of it.
PartaSTI
Sure, just don't break an arm jerking off.
waytoofaded
diditfortehlulz
Think you rolled a nat 20
BrothaDarkness
keep that costume someplace safe, it's a collector's item ever since it got banned from being sold
Juliapieri
Why???
JayEnfield
Because SJWs don't want studios to be able to make merchandising money from minority, so that no more ethnic-themed movies will be made.
JayEnfield
(For reals though, it's the usual "cultural appropriation" thing.)
yogurtandstuff
Because the tattoos have religious significance as far as I understand it. Its like wearing a NA headdress. At best thoughtless.
Jupman
One person on twitter complained it's like wearing someones skin. So disney pulled it.
kevinbaken
Is it made out of Polynesia? erm.. Polyester?
StaticVoidFalafel
You mean that's not a tattoo??
ghostchips12345
AS A POLYNESIAN ...im quite happy that I dont have to pay for the shirt (shits expensive man)
MrRandom314159
Oh My GOD. You can't just ask someone if they're polyester or not. .... Are you?
toasttwithjam
Nah he's just black ^_^
raulote
oh geez, I thought Disney banned those costumes for culture appropriation and brown face.
bigmob100
they did but I got it on eBay from China, plus I was born with brown face so it's ok I think
SUPERPROBLEMATIC
You motherfucker. Flaunting your black privilege like that. It's offensive to.. Wait, shit, I don't have my intesectionality chart with me..
QUIBICUS
This is where I think it's weird. You're not an islander. So the wrong kind of brown? But like my wife is olive skin would look great as...
QUIBICUS
Moana but she is considered Caucasian. The whole thing is dumb. You look awesome. Maui is awesome. I'm sorry if my skin color makes is so...
QUIBICUS
I can't want dress up as an awesome Demi god of the wind and sea.
bigmob100
People are just too sensitive I think as long as you're not being disrespectful or poking fun at a race or nationality you should be good
BlakeTortilla
not that i particularly care, beause getting mad over a costume is dumb, but really, that's up for polynesians to say whether its cool.
TerribleAwful
IsolatedThinker
"The upvote of Te Fiti?! You cant downvote me!... oh you can, you keep surprising me!"
awesalots
This deserves more upvotes
GodEmperor0fMankind
darkraix
GodEmperor0fMankind
freezingpilot
Well now I've got that song's chorus stuck in my head. Thanks.
samsonguy920
bigmob100
I'd take it but that didn't work out too well the first time
lowqualitystuff
Meatwave
The man's even staying in character! Fuggit, man, you got my drop in the bucket of upboats.
bongles
mommas
OH SNAP I see what you did there, +1
ChazzK
I wasn't gonna upvote. Now i am.
JustBeCoolBruh
Most likely scenario, instead of an upvote, it is a barnacle covered in bioluminescent algae to create a diversion.
SomeCrazyNerd
"You can't run from me! Oh, you can, you keep suprising me!"
Meatwave
likely the best line ever recorded.
LXA591
Idk guys I was told this was racist....lol
bigmob100
Brown privilege
LXA591
Oh shit except he’s not brown he’s Polynesian......man even more racist op hahahah
bigmob100
I mean brown is a color not a nationality but w.e I can get away with it lol
ghostchips12345
As one of probably 4 Polynesians on Imgur, you have my approval
StalkerMagnet
I thought it was really cool till I realized you're wearing a shirt.
WheresTheCoochieJon
I didn’t even notice that it was a shirt
NeatoBuilds
Where are the nips!?
DrunkNurse
OP probably
BipolarBtch
It's still cool.
Bassaker
I still think it's pretty cool, cause i wasn't realizing it was a shirt until you pointed it out.
bigmob100
Ain't nobody got time for that or money for that
40ozinmylapandimfreezinmyjunk
I think it looks awesome, shirt or not +1 :)
StalkerMagnet
You gotta commit
mdtrep
Nor**
UnassumingAscotCap
How'd you get one, didn't Disney pull them almost immediately after cries of cultural appropriation?
bigmob100
Ebay
UnassumingAscotCap
Oof, must’ve paid through the teeth
bigmob100
About 30 bucks
buttbuttpartywagon
I saw a guy who did... it was very smudged and hardly recognisable
bigmob100
I can only imagine his shower after that
Zaranthan
griffindour
aTypicalAtypical
Dat
sahdad
Sharpie?
DoomSkuller
the statement stands
Bassaker
Ever tried to sharpie tattoo your back?
sahdad
I have not.
Bassaker
I did!
bigmob100
Ain't nobody i know got the talent for that
PearjuiceATX
For the record, even after i noticed it was a shirt, my brain refused to see shirt.
livingscreamydreamy
I like you
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