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This dog right hurr is named Luna & she fell overboard from a damn fishin boat
After searching for weeks, her owner presumed tht all hope was lost :(
5 weeks go by and BOOM, mothafuckin dog is found by the Navy
Dog survives 5 weeks lost at sea
She survived on an island by eating rodents & such
In addition to being a boss, Luna was given a custom dogtag made by the US Navy. She was then returned to her owner.
Fuck yeah, Luna
RexiCola
those blue eyes
xoxzoe1
That dogs eyes...."I'v seen things, done thing, unbarkable things".
Slen59
As I ws reading this I was gonna cry but the Fuck yea Luna part mde me happy
legalimmigrant
That face at the end "that's right bitches"
snitchbug
http://imgur.com/RfEDx1a
Kittennipplesrevenge1
That last picture says it all... 'stop smiling at me like that... you left me for dead'
j456
She's got that crazy look in her eyes now
CaffeinatedDisaster
'Luna! Where have you been?!' 'That's classified.' 'Was that the Navy that dropped you off??' 'That's classified.'
a8136j
Luna is fucking hardcore. +1 for metal ass dog.
medfi
That dog is fucking adorable.
Diddyu
Am I the only one who thought the Navy gave her a red white and blue hat in #4 ?
wildish8
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0c/38/d1/0c38d10023847cc652511a3f947dfaba.jpg
Nu77ified
The eyes in the 4th pic scream crazy.
Unquote
Dog with Nam flashbacks
Nu77ified
Much death. Very war.
Czarcasms
wilson was chewed to bits
outofTP
@Annamole42 can you paint one of these for us?
Annamole42
http://imgur.com/MVkW05b I really hate painting.
dongmastasz
Her face in the last picture is like "why didnt you get your ass out there and find your fucking dog"
Whozdatgrl
That man's gotta think, you've got a pet. You've got a responsibility.
dongmastasz
You dont just walk around for 5 minutes and then sit on your ass
Huor
"I have no linear concept of time, so it didn't feel like five weeks at all!" -- dog, probably
fe1od1or
God dammit, Luna Luna.
eamstudent
"Ugh not this guy again" - Luna
keyblader1985
"I went to a DESERTED ISLAND to get away from this dweeb!"
NihonJinLover
Seriously. Your dog falls off your boat and what, you don't NOTICE!?!
ceramicMonkey
So is Luna like the dog Green Arrow now?
kritik4lm4ss
sithney
Gray Arrow
VoxMachina
She will not fail the city.
Junktrunkjunkie
You have failed this PUPPY!
savageworld
If bad guys start vanishing in her city, we know who's behind it.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
That's exactly what I was thinking. I want this to happen.
TerribleAwful
http://imgur.com/ImWsxWa
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
YES! Thank you for this!
eagle193
@sodapopgirl
Swagbadgertheshipper
Those are eyes that have seen worst than war
Wolffenblitz
To me it says "I'm back with this idiot"
Swagbadgertheshipper
I think I like that idea better
marriedtosatan
That last pic her eyes say "you don't wanna fuck with me"
SaucyDisses
"Cause I eat rodents and shit"
ArtArchive
More like "I just wanna go to bed now."
UhBell
She's got those wolf eyes.
FrisianDude
I thought it was 'WHAT is holding me'
rjmarshall137
I've seen some shit.
relicen
Dog version of Green Arrow
IWasBannedBecauseImgurSucks
"After 5 weeks in hell, I've come back..."
SimonHinojosa
Thats the resting bitch face lmao
muinmuin
Y'all can't deny it
ArtemisOzzimmer
There is something like blithe confidence in those eyes I think yeah.
PizzaFarts
She's seen some shit
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
Looks more like "this is nothing you should see what this guy does when no one is around"
spaceystacey
I thought it was more like, "I finally had my freedom but you HAD to rescue me and return me to HIM."
erddad890765
More like "you think you're tough? Really? I make Green Arrow look like a pug!"
aeonicentity
That is one serious thousand yard stare.
Ryebread91
I see more of a "I'm a sassy bitch and I know it" look.
TheDirectorsCut
"I've seen things"
RPGSilver
She graduated top of her class Navy seals
Elphartoo
"I've seen shit"
BananaSlam
"You don't know the things I've done"
Behindthestoner
Shes been in the shit too long.
WeirdGolfer
Let's not forget the Navy. Well done for bringing her back.
mdcrmn
Yeah! It is incredibly lucky that they found her too. They don't typically get close to random islands
PissingShitMonkeys
Just looked it up, she was found on San Clemente Island of the coast of San Diego, I just got back from an exercise on the USS Hopper 1/2
PissingShitMonkeys
Come to think of it, that island is a ship-to-shore live firing range, so she's extra lucky to have not gotten shot at.
PissingShitMonkeys
where we circled the island for 10 days. Kinda cool to think if we we're out there at that time it might have been us that found her. 2/2
USDepartmentOfEnergy
"You fucking left me Greg. I ate rats. I did things to survive. We're not cool Greg."
noblespaceplatypus
they'll never have to ask if she's a good girl. she'll look at them with cold determination and know she's the best girl!
Hullaballoonatic
I wish I could read the word "determination" in lower case letters like I used to...
InsertCleverScreennameHere
Tom Hanks played that dog in Cast Away
Crypticsound
Yeah right the dog will have to tell the owners they're good girls
ImOnlyMakingThisToPostAGif
My dog is scared of the ironing board. I think we know who the real winner is..
JapaneseStudentTadashii
She gets the Purple Bone
TheMARSK
"Look at me, I'm the good girl now." - Dog probably.
princessmoonbeamofthenorth
Lmao
JacobClaypool
Who's your daddy?
TheRealFireFrenzy
god i loved that movie, and that scene
pookieeatworld
You magnificent bitch.
GadenKerensky
Also fitting for the dog.
Isirlincoln
Knowing that one day the dog may escape the island and return home fills you with determination
Blayt
Dunky!
Blayt
Goddamn I gotta rewatch that Dundertale now.
dontmissme
That is exactly what she is thinking in the last pic
Merrilh
Why is the dog on a boat at sea with out a life vest?
MightyShoePrint
I'm sure there were pleanty on the boat. My dogs would've told me to fuck right off if I tried to put a life vest on them.
Dipityseren
I honestly don't know the answer to this question, but they're fishermen, yes? Do fisherman wear a vest while uptop all the time? If not it
opwilldeliverr
As somebody who has deep sea fished, dont wear unless rough waters
Dipityseren
could be that they're so used to going out to sea they don't think of H&S issues - it's so normal they forget the danger for them and pup.
ShelobTheGreat
These owners could've tried harder to prevent loss
MightyShoePrint
Usually you can almost always do more to prevent loss. Its never enough an hindsight is 20/20. U don't know how she fell, anyway.
MightyShoePrint
Shit happens. It sucks, but you can't account for everything.
imjakefromstatefarm
"My name is Luna Queen, for 5 weeks I was stranded on an island with only 1 goal...survive! Now i will fulfill my owner's dying wish. (1)
imjakefromstatefarm
3)something else." ~The Arrow
samsonguy920
"Ah, then dry food it is, then." -owner
samsonguy920
"I'm right here, still alive..." -owner.
imjakefromstatefarm
That last photo of the dog suggests not for long... ;)
samsonguy920
No. That face says, "This owner is mine. I swam over hell and high water to be here."
CatDogBeer
I thought the same thing. "Fuck this guy"
imjakefromstatefarm
2)To use the list of names they left me to bring down those who are poisoning my city. To do this I must become someone else, I must become
samsonguy920
"This is not going to get your bowl filled any sooner...." -owner
Placeboy
You sound hideous.
imjakefromstatefarm
Everyone agrees with you ;)
Placeboy
It was a joke, Jake from State Farm. I guess it was too subtle.
imjakefromstatefarm
Oh no i got it i upvoted you guys some people haven't seen the commercial :/ sorry thought it was a funny comment
Workingishighlyoverrated
http://imgur.com/ccJShcE
ImWearingSweats
Oh god wtf
ihatewarmpickles
That is my new favorite
BlueSpaceLizard
*schluuurp* mmmmmm tasty upvote :)
FlashyCactus
Did nobody think about fishing her out as soon as she fell in?
ReverseWaterfall
Wet dog smell
ThaEnder
Honestly, hot dog smell is so much worse. A dog that's been lying in the sun is pretty awful.
SquirrellyWhirly
Oh for fucks sake man. You make me laugh, now I feel bad.
ReverseWaterfall
Good good. Give in to the dark side.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Omg... Ha!
KingZullu
The massacre at rodent island. Never forget
2boocoo
RLM man RLM
BlankMage
"OH GOD IT'S LIKE ATTACK ON TITAN WITHOUT THE WALLS"
ElkhornRosen
Considering it's a military owned testing site, I'm surprised she didn't get hurt or become to nervous to hunt.
ObiWanShalomi
I heard the dog got some good ole Norwegian roots.
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
Thank you for your comment. First laugh of the day.
FionnMacCumhail
I'm just gonna imagine that she found an island made out of carnivorous algae and went all Richard Parker on the meerkats.
Acornlad
I'm surprised the dog actually hunted. I'm pretty sure my dog would have died waiting for food.
Lenthas
Might have something to do with some breeds being closer related to wolves than others maybe? Not sure but sounds logical.
aflarge
Some dogs have the need to kill. Whenever my dog catches a squirrel, he doesn't play with it, he just bites down.
aflarge
Seeing how effortlessly he bites through the chicken bones(raw, don't worry) makes me very glad he knows not to bite people.
roobooroo
Are you not supposed to feed dogs cooked chicken?
trapinch
My friend feeds his husky raw chicken thigh and broccoli and stuff. Some breeds I guess.
ChiLLeCheeze
Apparently when chicken bones are cooked, they become brittle and can shatter and cause internal bleeding.
roobooroo
Makes sense!
Wearegrootsplaything
I dont get it, if she falls over board wouldn't you just stop the boat, then hop in the ocean and get her?
BreadyStinellis
It may have happened at night while people were sleeping.
HoboSiege
If it happened while nobody was looking she could be almost impossible to find, especially at night. The ocean is kinda fucked
missing7
That's why I'm wondering. Even if she fell overboard, how the hell would you lose sight of her and not be able to retrieve her?
12thawkins
The owner went fishing and was operating the boat and assumed that she would stay in the boat because she never jumped out before.
12thawkins
Also, he spent the next week looking for her, while he was 2 miles past any land (she swam TWO MILES, which is why she was presumed dead)
Wearegrootsplaything
Thanks for the explination, kinda figured the owner was doing something else onboard and it was just too long before he remembered to check
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BreadyStinellis
Plenty of dogs used to boating/water/swimming sit on the sides of the boat like that.
AnwenLiraen
That's what I've been wondering since I first heard this story. I would NEVER abandon my dog!
mayshowers0
Basic rule of boating: Don't get out of the boat. Stay IN the boat, and maneuver it to retrieve things, so you don't also drown.
cannedbat
but... diving D:
DreadPierateRoberts
Rule 1. Don't go out to sea.