Deep .. ehm .. thirsty throat

Sep 26, 2017 7:49 AM

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Deep .. ehm .. thirsty throat. Cheers!

That escalated quickly

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Almost like a drinking version of this:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally 0 effort from that guy.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Very very very impressive!!!! But not a skill I'd really need.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Lexington Steel would love this girl.. look at how wide her throat opens.. She's definitely tried two hotdogs at once before!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She beat my time by about half a second. Damn...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well besides no gag reflex, we know she swallows !

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Can you fall in love through a gif?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He must have talked so much shit before challenging her to deserve that bitch stare at the end.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

v

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Same girl? v

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...how? Wouldn’t she be at risk of pouring bear into her lungs?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Nobody wants a bear in their lungs

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Leonardo DiCaprio definitely didn't.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Zuckerberg just started and she was like 'catch up scrub'

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She won the contest and won my heart.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tig bitties, too.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It's just the ability to hold your throat open and pour the drink down without "gulping". It's a talent not many people have.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Her: "I bet I can chug my beer faster than you can." me: "Yeah you probably can. I like to enjoy my Guinness. Not pound the fucker!"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You gotta cup the balls

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He didn't even try. Weak.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Weak...or smart?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Damn. You beat me again.... How about seventh rematch?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why would you want to make her drink more than she wants to/plans to?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It went straight to her boobs

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

that's my fetish. like no joke. It's called Breast Expansion.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes that's a good one

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wish women's boobs got bigger so easily.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And that kids....is how I met your mother.

8 years ago | Likes 494 Dislikes 5

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

With throats skills like that she'll never get pregnant

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

You laugh but this is basically how I meet my long term SO. Drinking races.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How the heck do these girls do this? She’s not the first one I’ve seen with this “skill”.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Evolution. She comes from a long line of cock suckers

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

They're essentially just opening their throats so they can pour the beer straight into their stomachs. No need to swallow.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how does it not end up in her lungs?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You think that's impressive? Look! No hands! v

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

That's impressive

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why doesn't she have a wedding ring on?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

She wouldn't be able to do that if she was married; she would be.....out of practice.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Can confirm.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow, she’s got skill

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"No gag reflex?" "Hey my name is Steve." -extends hand for handshake.

8 years ago | Likes 2086 Dislikes 7

You can see her throat open up. 0_o

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As if that would matter to you. Who are you kidding, Steve...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh noo I lost again, shucks.. best 9 out of 10?"

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Haha

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn Steve!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

couldn't even start drinking over the thoughts of late night action

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Love me some tiny alcoholics!" - Steve, probably

8 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 1

This has nothing to do with gag reflex, she can drink without swallowing. It's a thing you can practice, higher chance of choking though

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

And the instructions for doing it are always "open your throat." So...it still applies for sexy time.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When this is reposted people always comment about gag reflexs. I can chug beer quick but if my toothbrush goes down to far i gag like a mf.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

exactly. Nice username btw!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This isn't about gag reflex, its about using your diaphragm to suck fluids into your stomach instead of into your lungs.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

I could be wrong but, this sounds like BS. Diaphragm changes pressure in the pleural cavity, nothing to do with stomach, no?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe, but I can do it, and its got nothing to do with gag reflex, and feels very much like inhaling.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I can't imagine how that works, your stomach is below your diaphragm and as it contracts, stomach is compressed, if anything. Am I wrong?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure how it works, but I can do it, and it feels very much like inhaling. Maybe it doesn't use the diaphragm. Still nothing to do>

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

>with gag reflex.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

No, it's the children who are wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Oh darn, you beat me. Best three out of five?"

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 3

haha, my thoughts exactly!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you want to make her drink more than she wants to/plans to?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Because beer goggles goes both ways...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Tricking people into drinking more than they can handle& having sex w/ them is more than just getting some help from beer goggles

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because of the implication?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who said anything about making anyone do anything? For all you know I could have implied a joke between lovers who enjoy alcohol and sex.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps with out the sinister gif at the end, yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Jack's happy face. Don't judge him.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know a girl who can do that, it’s not all she can do

8 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 14

Oh ya ? Can she make a sandwich ?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

She can breathe, pump blood around her body, all sorts of things

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She's also a flying trapeze artist 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Your name is concerning

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell her I love her already.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

doesn't she tell you to shut up ?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's also an accomplished tax accountant 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

She can sew buttons like a champ

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

She can get psoriasis of the liver in record time?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You mean cirrhosis, friend. Psoriasis is an autoimmune inflammatory condition, commonly in the skin.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goddamn poor spelling an inaccurate spell checker! You are right. You win this round, internet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She weaves fine tapestries.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You should be talking about your mom like that

8 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 3

U would drink also with a childish child like that child u child.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was a big help when he broke both of his arms

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was, but then I ran out of room. 140 characters can limit ones ability to thoroughly express, nay, paint a descriptive scene adequately en

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

Lol that got me. Well played

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Should be? Do continue

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

He's just making her drink more. Crafty guy!

8 years ago | Likes 1074 Dislikes 32

It's gonna take a ton of beer to get a girl that can drink like that drunk.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And looking at boobs. They look to be on display.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

*looks behind him at the dozen guys flat on their asses*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You might be right. He doesn't seem all that into chugging it. He did start really slow and just take a normal drink

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice. But thats just beer. I'd out drink you if it was tequila.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Best out of 5

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He didn't even try. He loses points for half assed acting. At least make it seem like you're trying to win.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 4

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DUHHHH!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks about six rematches away from having shot

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

If she can do that its gonna take more than just a couple. Shes practiced.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's not even trying!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What you dont see are the 11 other guys passed out on the floor right beside this fellow

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can you tell if it's craft beer? Unless I saw the label, I wouldn't label him crafty

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would he want her to drink more?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

In the military it is taught that those are purposeful actions designed to RAPE someone.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

Yeah and maybe some actions are Not designed to rape.. mind.. blown!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You’re correct. I should have added the word possible/possibly somewhere in there. Right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, or to rob someone. I don't know why else you'd would want to trick another person into drinking more than they want to/can handle.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Never have been taught that. Source: Active Duty.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Source deez nuts, boot. You’ve never received a brief that stated that sometimes rapists use alcohol to incapacitate their potential victim?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But: Thank you for your service fellow freedom warrior.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet you can't chug another one

8 years ago | Likes 261 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Why would you want to make her drink more than she wants to/plans to?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Because of the implication

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Implication of what, exactly?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ok bill

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

A girl I know uses this to get drunk for free, she challenges laddish guys: if I chug this faster than you, buy me a beer. They pay for both

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

That's such an obvious scheme, I'm surprised it even works. Those are some really cheery people, I can only imagine: "buy your own beer."

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

probably more about having a bit of fun

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The prettier the girl, the less blood is circulating in his brain.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

There are a lot of lads out there who feel they could never be beaten by a girl, those are her target!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

These lads are thinking they have better chances regardless. Lots of guys already buy girls drinks, only this way the girl initiates it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't place it, but I feel like there's no chance girls like that will stick around with their "targets", you know? Unless his really hot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zicke zacke! Zicke Zacke! Oi! Oi! Oi!

8 years ago | Likes 310 Dislikes 12

ZICKE ZACKE! ZICKE ZACKE! Oi! Oi! Oi!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you even spell that chant? I always thought of it as, "Ziggy Zaggy."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The man show?!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oktoberfest is near!

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Been going for 10 days already.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oktoberfest is more than half over

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oktoberfest is not in October.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Technically it does run till the first weekend of october :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Next up, girls on trampolines!

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

This was to be my first Oktoberfest where I'm legally allowed to drink, where my French ass was going to drink all my German friends under 1

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

the table in front of all their relatives and family friends. Sadly, the antidepressants I take wreck my shit when mixed with alcohol. 2

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It is a sad day to be giant man....

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You have my condolences

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel you man, had the same issue when I started taking mine. Everyone varies, but after a few years I got less sensitive to

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the interaction problems. So there's hope for you yet, Commander! Keep on keeping on.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost on a train to Oktoberfest. Ein Prosit.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don't forget condoms.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No need, but thanks?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don't vomit in the train. Please. I can deal with wading through spilled beer, but vomit is not ok.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will lean out of the SBahn, ok?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats nice-ish. Then the rain can take care of it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, I didn't puke at all. Best case scenario, ja?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0