NockLoose
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Seriously, I've been stuck on this fucker for like 2 hours.
Oct 13, 2017 2:32 AM
NockLoose
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2663
197
Seriously, I've been stuck on this fucker for like 2 hours.
lordcaric
JamsE
Do the thing.... do the thing with the swishy white stuff!!!!!!
NCRLoyalist
CaptGunpowder
Which monster?
UpgradeCookie93
She can slay my monster
loneknight116
i have a monster...in my pants.
skellyten
God damn it guess I'll turn Witcher 3 back on again oh and it's been a while I should start a new save too to refresh..
freehugsforeveryone
be careful what you wish for
RaptaGzus
Pretty sure that LeeAnna Vamp
PervyGhandi
...............
Fieryatlas
AndreTheHunter
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ShadyC
Wood.................. *15 minutes later*... object...
Chocorat
My left ball just jiggled ????
BeesKneesJohanson
MrAwful
Pewposterous
drksdrlife
I'm just going to sit here and pretend I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about. At all.
Nolimits5017
DuckPanther88
Monster spotted inside my pants
HankHell2400
Gwent MUST be the key to power; it was the ONLY thing I didn't do in White Orchard, and I was somehow weak to fucking EVERYTHING in Velen.
MrAsstastic
How about the spider in my room , he watches me while I sleep waiting
Sheepyhead
To break up the mundanity of all those crappy online trading card games we present to you: An online trading card game
matthiasfactor
Khaleesi?
ObiWankChernobyl
Too m ch cleavage
SunPraisingIntensifies
BaronVonUber
MonoclesAndManacles
Well wood you look at that...
BigHop
Jakethesnake357
Wood screw. Clever
NockLoose
https://media.giphy.com/media/tnYri4n2Frnig/giphy.gif
vh12372
But what about the bolts?! These fuckers are rare!
Choopsha
This is gold
Hatedbyeveryone
No it’s wood
NockLoose
https://img.memecdn.com/wait-good-point_o_1144675.jpg
CountAiight
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CountAiight
rafaelfy
wood peg? >_>
CountAiight
Wood pound
vh12372
Imma save that... So i can use it... Later...
Promethianfire
Worst thing about Gwent: everything. Best thing about Gwent: you don't have to play a single round in order to finish the game.
Skuldi
Somebody fight me at the gwent stand alone!
turtburgs
I made her a lesbian in my game. She gave me a lezzy vibe...in a good way
Luxemburgerli
She is lesbian in the books. So it‘s alright.
turtburgs
That's awesome! Had no idea. I feel like I did the right thing
ItsDonJon
More Bi i think.
DelaysAction
Believe I read somewhere that she is more on the bisexual side in the books so the choice in W3 is pretty much as you want it to be.
TheJonatron
So friendzoning that dude was purely disinterest then... huh.
DelaysAction
That may be the most realistic choice you can make...
Saukkonen
Wait, what? You can do that? Started the game about a week ago (yay sick leave!)
Rystefn
Kind of. She's bi in the books, and you can have that side come out more or not at all.
vauhtihirmu
You have a LOOOOOONG way ahead of you, at least if you wish to do all the side quests. Which are mostly worth it, so go for it! :)
Saukkonen
1) So I've heard, loved it so far so I'm gladly diving in! Already anxious about the fact that it's going to end eventually, but...
Saukkonen
2) ...then there's always the DLC, which is apparently pretty amazing too ;)
NockLoose
Aww, its like when Frodo first got the ring. No idea of the journey that lay head.
Greymalum
Gwent?
yoshi
https://www.playgwent.com/en
Diyamin
You lucky innocent man. Don't go down the rabbit hole.
NockLoose
Oh you sweet summer child
Promethianfire
A card game in Witcher 3 that some people like. I hated it. Fortunately it's not at all a requirement to complete the game.
Fizzledrizzle69
I can't stand Gwent. I really want to like it, but EVERYTIME I think I'm winning, BAM, I lose
Rystefn
I can't stand it because I can't stand it. But people love it for some reason I will never understand
Quasipickle
Go back to Velen and play the innkeepers & merchants. I used to hate it to, but it builds quickly once you get a few wins under your belt.
MaurnaElegYiar
Always loved the dice poker game
NockLoose
Life simulator
yoshi
git gud
Hendlton
I've only ever seen videos of people playing Gwent and I did my best to avoid it in the game. Finished most of the quests except for Gwent.
Fizzledrizzle69
My man
AngryMadmoth
Play Nilfgaard deck. If you can get a tie, you automatically win. ez pz
JudgeMentaI
Skellige deck with Cerys and 3 shieldmaidens. Starting hand with Cerys, make sure you have no shield maidens in your hand. Round one, play
JudgeMentaI
cerys, she'll summon the shield maidens, who will stack and give you a fuckton of points, opponent will concede the round. Round 2, concede
JudgeMentaI
round 3, 2 of your shield maidens will revive (free points), and play the rest of your hand. Boom, win
destinoz
More spy cards.
jhsuber
Skellige deck sucks - no spy cards at all in it so can only rely on the mysterious elf and dummies in case opponent uses spy cards
KnowmSaying
Skellige deck is the best. you pretty much always want to lose the first round and then win the next two
Confu33ed
YES. there are about 500 combos in it anyway so who needs spys?
jhsuber
Nilfgaard is my go-to. 4 spies, 3 dummies, 3 scorch (inc 7pt melee one), Dandelion, 4 medics (inc Yen), 2 archers (10pt); rest are heroes
Hollabackgoat
Gwent is easy man, northern realms deck and just build something that logically makes sense. Hardest difficulty and ive lost one round 1/2
Hollabackgoat
Out of the last 50 or so. Use the siege bonus leader, siege unit cards, all heroes above 10 unless medic power. The 3 guys that double 2/3
Hollabackgoat
Add in dandelion and and another double card, add cards with special,powers like the 7 dragon that kills frontline. A single scorch, no 3/4
Hollabackgoat
Weather cards, and every spy you possibly have plus a decoy or two. My skellige deck is stacked as well
yoshi
nice pushup bra
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Nobody cares, that's the least of what she's got going on
probshouldntsayitbut
CoolGuyCoolDude
That's 70% of female cosplayers for you
Faradayerdeniz
you mean 85,2%
TheePerfectComment
I've got a monster you can slay.
ChrisTravel
Yup. Another one here...
TehSeksyManz
You shouldn't talk about your mother like that
UncleVenoM
*Decapitates your dick with a sword*
MyNameIsntImportant
Mazel tov! Now that's a circumcision.
ThighMeatese
I've got a slay that you can monster. Wait what..