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AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
Yep.
goofyfoot2010
You cant beat your kids in public any longer.
littleputawhocould
Africans also know
surprisedthisnameisnttaken
I laugh because even though I'm white, I used to get hit with a bamboo stick when I was naughty
hakubavlk
Parenting at zoo?
snufl
Blank image.
GenericAfricanDictator
when you do something stupid at the mall and get that "butt whooping postponed till we reach home", look...
TheFeralDog
Psh you don't give the little shit a warning before hand, then you gotta chase em down
azureraptor
Depends on how fast your Parent Hand is.
shelldonmorebees
Hahahahaha those aren't both Jackie Chan and I find that amusing
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
BOLO YOUNG SAYS SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
gooz99
Oh man this is great news. I was hoping to become Asian when I had my first child. They get parenting stuff done.
azureraptor
At least your kid's gonna be a doctor.
yumyums
LOLOLOL tru
old33whiskey
With society now a days, you sir are on point +1
Samer01
هُٰــٍْـُههـٍُّ????HaHaHa????ــًهًهً
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
My mom never pointed. She just had to look in our general direction.
CatBlaster5000
Asians know?
KainWhisper
YOU. Are NEXT!
RD84
There is no T on it when he says it.
MaybeYouveBeenShadowBannedToo
When I say don't climb into the monkey pen I mean don't climb into the monkey pen.
KillingTheJoke1
https://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/must-see-imagery-bruce-lee-fight2.jpg?quality=90&w=650
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
this single picture has an entire era within it
Vanamonde
Chong Li! Chong Li! Chong Li!
tinytyrant
Dukes? as in put up your dukes?
itshammertime66
Kumate! Kumate! Kumate!
WileEColi
You break my record. Now I break YOU!
dohctergsx
You are NECKS!
TheNorthernSkeptic
Like I break your friend.
nothinbutcabbage
the guy in bottom picture was 50 years old when he was in bloodsport... fucking asians.
cfgtech
It's all the sushi , keeps em young
Monkeyspearfish
*42 years old. But still impressive.
nothinbutcabbage
shut up meg
Monkeyspearfish
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relative_humidity
radieon
Bolo Yeung
nothinbutcabbage
Bolo Yeung. middle name forever.
tomatoboy
Sadly, far too many people in the west (not just US) have this reversed. Once saw a lady knock her kid flat on her butt for asking...
Gnawms
...if she could jump into the gorilla enclosure.
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OpenDaMouth
What was it!
old4chan
HAHA! I like you, friend!
HerschelWalkerCuylerThemDawgsIsHellDontThey
Aww, I like you too!
old4chan
Appropriate
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HerschelWalkerCuylerThemDawgsIsHellDontThey
Whoa, whoa, "love"? Imma free bird, baby
tomatoboy
...politely for candy in a rough neighborhood K-mart. Cop happened to be in store and arrested her, line clapped.
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Yeah, "rough neighborhood".
ThePrimrose
Growing up with whoppings as punishments but they where always justified. Like trying to say a log in the backyard on fire.
QualifiedWhitePerson
And then the candy clapped and the cop hugged the kid and then the K-mart CEO came out and with tears in his eyes gave the girl $1M.
MadMadWorld
Small loan of a million dollars
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
And that man? Albert Einstein.
hopethisisarelevantname
I have no choice but to believe you, Qualified White Person.
BedlamEnigma
I thought the candy clapped and the cop killed it cause it was a mimic.
cheekysheikhy
I cri evrytiem :')
aCartographer
truestory.txt
nothinbutcabbage
never happened.
Bombideer
I don't know why people say that because something is ridiculous it must never have happened simply due to it being told on the internet.
vauhtihirmu
They want to be edgy I guess: "Look at me, I don't believe even believable stories on the internet, I can't be fooled, I'm so cool."
BigBadGuitarPlayer
No, it's true. Then the cashier gave him $100 and a blowjob and now he has infinite girlfriends.
tomatoboy
Never take a K-mart blow job. You'll just end up getting one at Target it Walmart later like you should have from the beginning.
LifeIsAWaterfall
Yeah K-Mart sucks! Yeah!
tomatoboy
Damn straight it did. Just outside Birmingham, Alabama. 2005. I was out looking for Cheerwine soda for my mom between law school classes...
tomatoboy
...Cheerwine being a small, regional soda brand available from about Virginia to Alabama along the Appalachians.
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
IT'S ALSO IN MISSOURI, AND NORTH CAROLINA. IT'S BEEN IN MISSOURI FOR 20+ YEARS FOR SURE, NC AT LEAST 6.
tomatoboy
I remember vividly because I bought a shit-ton of the soda and then drove it 740 miles back home on Christmas break.
janedoestolemyidentity
2005 Alabama I saw a woman smack her 8 year old super hard across the face outside the dmv. I believe you.
nothinbutcabbage
that part could be true but to have a cop there and her be arrested on the spot is bullshit.
Boopbeepbeep
Saw a woman smack her kid because he played with a set of keys she handed to him while she was on the phone. Had to step in for that one.