AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0jTcGBxh6w
Jan 26, 2018 2:47 AM
AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0jTcGBxh6w
imanatheistdebateme
These commercials are the most ridiculous bullshit ever put on TV. This opinion is from a real person, not a fake person, like an actor.
SpankyMcFister
Notice all the traffic that they backed up shooting that shit
GingeraffeTW
"Late again, hope I don't get fucking fired! THANKS CHEVY!"
DavidELD
Or you could get a Toyota.
nxrble
I knew as soon as I saw this stupid commercial that Mahk would have to reply. Not disappointed. Also, I don’t shake hands.
squidbobstarderpypants
Why do all the close-up shots have a car zooming by and all the far shots have cars in traffic?
ijustwantedtobeabletoseepornonheredammit
I love Mahk, Dollar Shave Club, and @AbortedFetusNecrophiliac. Good post!
CaptainAham
Real people, not actors. We can tell cause they're shit at delivering their lines
ThomasTheWankEnglne
That's fantastic. I hate these commercials.
tokenhooker
I was hoping I wasn't the only one who hated them. I hope he does all.of their commercials. The one where they read the fast reviews.shootme
someguy7734206
I've never seen a Chevy ad that I didn't hate and that did not make me think lower of the company.
happenedtomeonce
PunnyPunenstein
damn, why do they keep bringing back Mahk. however he does make the ads more entertaining
wizzobidoof
Zebracorner! I love these ad spoofs. Definitely worth binge watching
MasterofWar67
What I wanna know is how the fuck does a brand new car get a "long term reliability" award.....
morkwill
Please please please stop buying GM's they are just so fucking trash. Especially Acadia and traverse
KaJuN
"It costs 14,000 what? Half dollars?"
RatchetTheWusky
New cars, then theres me who wants to buy an old-ish red pickup I can keep with me for basically my entire life, because Im like that...
Ilovepoopinglikealot
I've only owned Chevy Impalas which have made it over 230 thousand but that's the only car I can vouge for with chevy
CommodoreCrowbar
What a story, Mahk!
m3d14n
GM nearly goes extinct. Taxpayers bail 'em out. GM proceeds to waste tons of money on dumb commercials like the one parodied above or (1/2)
m3d14n
the one where cars rise up out of the floor on some weird car elevator contraption. Needless wastes of money.
Lifesuckswearahelmet
Fahkin Mahk. Am I right?
dashers
The engine in my car is engine of the year. * In its category, with only one or two competing engines.
CockerSpanielMafia
Didn't know he had a new one up.
ifounditunderthere
Too fast....
DwigtSchrude
this and the "whats a computer" apple ad are head to head in "worst commercial of all time" award.
5P4C3M4N
Does any fucking car NOT have jd power awards
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
It's the participation award.
EADimgur
Its like the New York Times Best Seller, but for cars
Skoobyduh
I’m pretty sure The car makers pay for them, they just probably pay a premium for more awards and as long as it doesn’t catch fire it’s good
Maldraek
It's the "Help Us Sell Our Product" award
ThatRandomCanadian
I'm pretty sure at this point, the carts from Mario kart have a few.
1mustpoopoo1mustpeepee
Lmao. Mama mia!
mrteaspoon
well seeing that there are Mercedes in Mario kart you might be right
iluvbunbuns
SirJDawgMonkeyFace
Is that Birdo and Toad's child?
FeedMeMandrake
I've never lost a tranny in either of my Chevy's, but my old Ford didn't have as many tie downs so that's probably why they always got away.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
hahaha!!
relpmeraggy
ijustwantedtobeabletoseepornonheredammit
....hehehe
BigAZNMan
If you ever wanna lose a tranny, buy an 90's Mitsubishi Eclipse.
ChrisWise
Had a 97 spider GS, can confirm (but man was that thing fun to drive)
ChrisWise
*spyder
Basghetti
Koffeinmannen
Yes
iluvbunbuns
TakWriterOfWorlds
SnartHelg
god-DAMN I wish my girl could clench her nostrils like that
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Zyrixion
I read the start of this and planned to make the joke I read in the second half. Well done +1
BobKelsoDoesntGiveACrap
DandyTheFuckingDandelion
All of my fords have seen the high 200,000s or or low 300s. And have had working Gauges and no electrical issues. Can’t say the same GM.
sanaujiram
My mustang quit at 169k miles and and Chevy s10 quit at 146k.
sanaujiram
2000&2003 respectively
bohjeenie
Had a ford edge transmission die after 1 year from new, lady who inspected my lease said she's gone through 3 focus trans in 5 years.
Cronos51101
GM and Ford only compete over ~5% of the truck market because brand loyalty beats out actual performance metrics for most buyers.
stanleyspadowskismop
Replace GM and Ford with Democrats and Republicans and you have our election cycle.
TheDouche
Democrat and Republican principles change people’s lives. Chevrolet and Ford build nearly identical machines. Does not compare.
Psyko13k
Ive got an 89 f250 with over 360k on the clock. Aside from its rough exterior. It works like a champ.
DandyTheFuckingDandelion
460? My 94 has one the things a tank
deezstrutsjustlaunchedintodeeznuts4x
Holy gas guzzler Batman..my 460 was 9mpg
DandyTheFuckingDandelion
Mine gets 11.5 but I use my big toe in the gas pedal lol
Psyko13k
Yup. With a manual box behind it.
jonestown
What's a computer?
technitium
Mahk wud say "whats ah computah?"
abundantbadgers
jontDoggo
I'm glad I'm not the only person who goes mad every time that commercial comes on..
CardBoardSL
I thought i was alone.
Computercrafted
Me.
KaJuN
Hey kid! I'm a computer!
maighstir
Well, "computer" was a job title a few decades ago, so someone may once have said that and meant it.
awhellnawwhatsupdawg
My username is relevant
Computercrafted
My user name is more relevant
Treblaine
"These beats are so fresh! SSSSSSSNAP!"
707isL0Lupsidedown
Ahhh hell nah, wassup dog.. https://youtu.be/1eA3XCvrK90
707isL0Lupsidedown
Pork chop sandwiches
RobinYiff
OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YA STUPID IDIOTS!
birdseednerd
Stop all the downloadin’!
KaJuN
Help computa!
Digney
GEEE EYEEE JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Scirax
I hate this stupid commercial. They're so sneaky when advertising their "awards".
ConsumerGradeLove
You can’t call them sneaky unless you’re an idiot.
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
Easy to earn "awards" when you make them up. Just drive around Branson, MO and look at all the signs saying "best show in America award"
mmaatt8
Here is an award for shiny cars!
CommunCreator
Here’s an award for most awards awarded for awarding awards!
beefstu
I hate this one so much cuz he points out the bad traffic around them WHILE HE’S SHUTTING DOWN AN EXIT RAMP TO FILM
mayorofpenistown
I am 70% sure this commercial was filmed on the 105-110 interchange in LA. They shut down a ramp. In LA...
MysticSorcha
It's green screen bro
IntergalacticCinematic
The actual commercial isn’t. It’s shot where they shot the opening scene of La La Land
MysticSorcha
Oh!! TIL
CraftedLine
Exactly! Chevy bought JD! Besides, Chevy is crap. I've had a few, only the pre 2010 Cadis are worth it. The 2016 Z71 LTZ2, filly loaded, 1
clayrev
All my Chevys have been awesome. Someone has had issues with everything.
llortamai
Decent trucks and <74 cars, but that's the case with all American brands. Japan makes the best vehicles. Even Korea is better than USA now.
CraftedLine
Broke down on me. Sometimes it wouldn't start! Half the time the A.C. wouldn't work in a Texas summer. This would leave the radiator fans 2
CraftedLine
Continuously running for over an hour after the truck was turned off. Dealership told me to press the A.C. button. I sold the truck at 3
CraftedLine
Under 2,000 miles at a loss of about $3,500USD. Chevy has went down hill. Now my Roush F150 is great! Chevy and Cadillac has lost my 4
CraftedLine
Business, both personal and work. 2 Escalades, 2 Silverados, 1 Deville, and countless others who avoid them because of my story. Feels good5