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Oct 27, 2020 9:55 AM
WhatsLeftComics
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WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Refridgerate onions after removing the outer shell. Helps a lot.
aspiringgamedev
red hair and green eyes is the most rare combinations in humans. i know cause im the same and was curious
NitherNor
swordofblaze
Don't touch your eyes when handling onions
Cyanide2817
Is that Fry from Futurama?
wallsh1
My fiance hates the smell of onions on her hands so I always cut them for her but they make me cry :(
Chrono2055
Looks more like a shallot than an onion
ASlightlyRelevantFact
Unbeknownst to Myers, Shrek was originally voiced by Chris Farley in a version that he voiced a teenage ogre that wanted to become a knight
demonic
I can't be the only one on this site that loves eating raw onions as i cut them
Ughforgetit
BobbyMillsfromAChorusLine
I.must be alien. Onions dont bother me at all. When I worked at a pizzeria they always made me chop them because they didnt affect me at all
emberfish
Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers
JoVaLDrawsShittudes
Why does the onion still have the skin on?
hafidSuperFlyer
Think it's so easy to get a man to do some work in the kitchen? Hahahaha.....
treed240z
If you wear snowboarding goggles, the gas can't get to your eyes and you don't cry at all. This, unlike all other remedies, actually works.
hoopsnek
cute comic
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Without catana level cringy. +1
roxisasewingmachine
This exact scenario happened with me and my goofball husband. Lol
BurbleNutz
Ask Dot to do it instead!
roxisasewingmachine
This princess? Work? Not a chance ?
BurbleNutz
She looks so disappointed that the onion didn’t chop itself! (all hail Dot)
CureForHomoSapiens
saturnghost33
Cool dog?
MaadMaanMaatt
The second to last image is the male gingers true, soulless, form
UncleSlam123
BoozeSlinger
Careful now... I'm going soul hunting tonight.
babycoolredhead
zerozugzeit
Idk looks like he has too much emotion to be soulless.
MaadMaanMaatt
That’s how they get you!
Imakethingsweird
He is a daywalker
iShouldBeWorking42
Sharpen your knife so it slices through more cleanly. The tear gas happens worse when the cells get crushed.
Astramancer
You can also avoid it by inhaling through your mouth and exhaling through your nose. Keeps the sulfuric acid from forming in your sinuses
aworkoffiction
Wash them in cold water after cutting the ends off
ruferto
can also cut it under cold water to avoid this
Lifk
Do it underwater too. When i go to swimming pool i always bring a bag of onion to chop. Simple trick
corleythekid24
Use an obsidian knife
CoffeeZombie
My knife is nice and sharp, slices through tomatoes and onions like butter, but I still get the tear gas sometimes.
Spriggs252
Also helps if you cut top to bottom, parallel to cell structure, as opposed to side to side. J Kenji Lopez-Alt has a few good demos on this
starshroom108
Or rinse the knife (or onion) in cold water
Missyloved
I cut my onions outside because my eyes are so sensitive. I will try these tips out so that I don’t get weird looks from my neighbors.
OmegaKamidake
Swimming goggles work too
Disturbed12CG
Breathe through your mouth not your nose. It works wonders
Rexsplode
Also, the round tool in everyone's knife block is a HONE not a sharpener, it will help put an edge back on a knife but not if it's dinged up
jeremHitSmuggler
Putting some citrus juice down on the board helps negate the effect as well
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
Thanks, I'll try to remember that.
hovelhopper
I don't usually get bothered by it, but some onions are super potent
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
They want you to suffer
ThereIsNoLoveLeftForMe
Must be nice to be loved this much.
Blutsaugher
KarenMcKarenson
It's pretty poggers
MythIncarnate
I'd imagine, heh.
cbale2000
CJGeringer
It is pretty awesome. Hope you find your someone.
Communinja
Or like, at all would be nice too.
PaperHeroProductions
Commentsaboutyourusername
Hey there is no love left for me, there is love left for you ❤️
Brando4027
And I can't even get a gf
MrKibbs
SomebodyThatIsntMe
evilcarp
Women who cook? Haven't see one of those since my elderly mother passed.
LicensedAdHominem
You probably should leave the basement one day
evilcarp
Hard do when I'm chained in the kitchen.
redexodus
ah the "im a new girlfriend, this is me" comics have this huge underbelly of crushed, lonely lost souls lamenting the reality of romance
JemFayCrystal
Naive fuckers.
redexodus
Lol they are all just moments. Im happy they had them. Less fluffy after its over, more facets.
AnalWake
Must be nice to be loved.
Dreadric
Must be nice to not be hated.
LeSethX
I dunno, AnalWake.
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
Wouldn't know, never have been.
Kenblu24
Must be nice to be.
thisisnotdog
It’s nice for a while but it almost always goes away. Start with loving and accepting yourself. It’s not always easy but it’s vital.
redexodus
Never! Certain death!
Dentistman
I love myself everyday *wink*
thisisnotdog
It’s a start!
Nekroit
KainWhisper
Damn. You okay bro? You can DM me and we can bullshit. Me over here worrying about a random Imgurian at 3:15 in the morning! Eesh!
FalseOP
you can DM me too; girls are great at talking about problems
Petedoit
Get some sleep man. Let the east coast carers fill in for you till you get sone rest.
ThereIsNoLoveLeftForMe
@JacWhisper Listen to the nice man. Get some rest, you beautiful soul you.
Petedoit
And as for YOU!...
ThereIsNoLoveLeftForMe
Thank you! Means A LOT. Hug back!
A2DY79
*Puts on cynical hat* Ahem. Yes, it's yet another circle jerk poorly drawn instagram webcomic about some chick and her cuck bf and/or cat.
DaveTheScientist
Eh? The bf is cuck for doing what?
A2DY79
I suppose that's where the cynicism hat comes into play.
LicensedAdHominem
The cynical thing to say would be he's doing it purely to get laid.
DaveTheScientist
Sure, but none of that is what cuck means.