Don’t forget to wink!

Feb 15, 2018 8:10 PM

wellifer

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most of the time that isn't true ... but still funny

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5/7 would ask out on a date

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good thing I pack fudge like a Hershey heiress

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's more like a poop tunnel instead of a poop storage facility.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Answer: well my mouth is ready when you need to take some out

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice turd cutter, miss.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't be too shocked when someone eventually replies with, "we should keep my dick in there too".

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear. Winked with butthole and all my precious poops fell out.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Not right now you don't"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reply: What else do you keep in there?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"wink the brown one!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not after I fuck the shit outta you.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Fuck. Now thats a good reply...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

answer: "Lets pack that shit in"

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