Nov 24, 2014 11:09 AM
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eldieg0
I think this shall be a new reaction gif for me.. .yesssirr http://imgur.com/mIln9sw
JonoMong
The loop in the second gif is weird.
DontClickThisISwearItsForYourOwnGood
SpikeSpiegeil
NO
JavertIsWatchingUs
"Ok! now fuck you!"
demiandub
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcedj45it61r9j3jr.jpg
Nirboy36
this needs more upvotes
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
She'd make a fantastic Cat Woman in the Batman Series
Hashbrown123
They already have one that looks exactly like Michelle Pfeiffer. Can't do better than that.
6enericUsername
I like how Imgur just adopts celebrities as like we're all friends. Like "Oh, that's Aubrey. She does stuff like this." It amuses me.
introducedspecies
aubrey plaza is so boring what is with you people
asdfkeyboardman
I'm not sure she's actually boring IRL, but every character she ever plays sure is. She supplies what people demand. One trick pony is born.
LexiClarke
This is a much more effective "break the Internet"
TheThingNoNotThatOne
I don't know - we're still referencing "break the internet" well after we should have stopped. Seems like a success to me.
umpbumpfizz
Can you imagine the panic if this began playing on every screen around the world before the internet colapssed under its own weight?
measterl
I would so like to know what goes on in her head
whafteycrank
I've seen her do something similar before... Except in a mirror.
InboxMeYourOods
well fucking done..
anthonypa
God I love her.
Jizzlers
Can't tell if Aubrey Plaza is hot or just been living in Portland too long.
jarrettbrown
Both
acunninglinguist
I do not understand the appeal of Aubrey Plaza. At all.
ncstarbuck
Found you! Thanks, me neither.
onecowboytoo
Well she isn't homely.
ShamrockFury
I have never gotten her appeal. She's attractive, sure, but her whole act just doesn't do it for me.
MittensPlease
My bf likes her and I can't understand why beyond appearance! I would go crazy hearing somebody be so negative with that monotone voice
LearnedCoward
She's Grumpy Cat in human form
Exactly! I couldn't stand being around someone like this for more than 5 minutes.
manbrodude
I think she's attractive
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I think I came a little on the last gif...
ortz
I don't think it works like that
ajmonkfish
I have seen another video of her stroking a pussy, equally entertaining.
keyblader1985
I came seven times watching these gifs.
smootherthanafreshjarofskippy
Aubrey being Aubrey http://imgur.com/yicdZSM
JesusofUsersub
That was sneaky OP. +1
KNIVESY
I don't care what anyone says. Tard looks SO happy in that second gif.
deftly
Saucey sauce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1yDKiWsnZQ
bufferkiller
I thought this was a joke video, but apparently it is an actual thing?! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3801438/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_5
Rad.
hesmysonshine
Awesome :D thanks
Bohzee
you mean...tardar sauce
Fuck.
azazyel
I wouldn't trust Hitler's daughter. http://imgur.com/chy8H0V
weaselbee
That was probably the most aroused I've ever been by chris pratt.
gko18
S05E08
SheWolf04
Don't you do it, Hitler. Don't you dare fall in love with me.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Don't tell me what to do.
http://imgur.com/p9MSzeg
MisterM069
Ohhhhh? Tell me more...
randomweirdness
she. pauses. way. too. much. when. like. talking. and. like. doesn't. stop. saying. like. like. she's. like. a. female. captain. kirk. like
UnstoppableProductions
it's like your figured out her persona in 140 characters
bigdaddyfatpants
Wicked cool
IAmALeafOnTheWindWatchHowISoar
We have a new villian people!!
ReasonForVote
Did somebody call us?! http://www.scarepros.com/i//village-people.jpg
linkskywalker14
That actually sounds pretty great. I would watch the shit out of a movie where she unironically played an evil mastermind.
themintypigeon
with grumpy cat
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Ms. No.
Eowyneb
Mss. Hitler!
Flyndaran
There aren't many impactful villainesses in movies/TV/books.
Starwaster
WTF is a villian? Have you tried sounding that out? Doesn't sound right, does it? Try 'villain'.
Spearka
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
TheStripedBiologistTaunter
thought that 2nd gif said "Touch me" at first #fappening
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
SAUCE!!! I DEMAND SAUCE!!!!!
smashpro1
Tardar Sauce is in those gifs!
Ask and ye shall recieve. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jmeF5zENpMo
zeshoopuf
That was fabulous, thank you.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Two cans of chopped tomatoes, half an onion and 5 tbs of butter, simmered for about an hour and served hot over pasta.
Omgitsadonut
makin' me 'ungry 'ere
MrSirNobody
As an Italian, we usually just use tomatoes.
yeah that is what the recipe was originally intended to be used with. But I'm a poor student who instead buys canned. It's not that bad.
huanthewolfhound
Mmmmm
nateraaade
This needs some Italian sausage!
A great idea. I thought about adding some parma ham or something. Forgot it this time.
jmartkdr
No peppers? At all? Heathen.
Made those on the side. Sliced and put into an ovenproof pan. Pour olive oil over, add salt/pepper/garlic and mix then bake until soft.
stealthmouse328
so you prepared your peppers separately in the oven? that's interesting
Dooood
Where's the garlic, oregano, and basil? Minimum. I would even add some thyme, and various other spices.
All can be added if you want. It's just a basic recipe. I also add ginger.
Intriguing take.
De5kPilot
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
Comment, for science and research of course.
BetYouCantHitMeWithaQuarter
Pro-choice, pro-clit
Tunzaphun
Haha sweet!
rehldeal6
Uhh... comment.
minimoo
I was sitting next to my grandma. . . .
SirScarface69
Yes
*cough*
ryunwould
Thaaaaaaank yooooou!
ChristIHateThisWebsite
Uh. Science.
mick1445
What an ass NSFW
TheEmperorsTrueChampion
Wow
Greekgeek1980
How is that not safe for work?
:)
Kinkybobo
Science!
dernertheberner
Dank meme yo
BeardyMcFace
Well then.
KleptoKea
NSFW you asshole
masterofchaos406
Get off Imgur while at work you asshole.
becausebugeye
Haha... Get off... Ha
ThisIsGoingToWasteAlotOfMyTime
what is it? im at work but i want to know
A top down view of a girl getting herself off.
dustycbc
iraguerrilla
What a wonderful thing you've done for us. Bravo and my gratitude.
JordanMBraz
Sauce?
ashdelmar
The To Do List
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
Fixed the last one:
syrinissa
You're doing Satans work!
triflersNeedNot
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/damn_good_stuff_sir.gif
OutdoorHuman
God's work
theonlyconsistantthinginlifeisitsinconsistancy
FanTAStico!
BukkakeFan
Now she's not saying "poop meow" anymore.
"Poke me now"
IWannaSeeHowItEnds
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lovehertzzz
i dont see whats the difference
scaleforbanana
You the real mvp
Coinboy
There's a James Bond villainy vibe to it!
MyNameisNotOwl
You are a god among men!
rawrjar22
necessary and beautiful
barelyretarded
That is terrifying. Great work.
ThisIsNotTheGreatestNameInTheWorldThisIsJustATribute
Thankyou! Well done.
TotallyNotAnNSASpy
Dis guy. Dis guy right here. Dis guy did something good today.
SiirPounce
The fireplace should light up as soon as she says Meow!
Plumbus
I think exploiting a cat with birth defects is a horrible thing. Dragging this cat around the world? Cats like sleep. *puffin meme*
SuperKameDende
I meowed in my pants
getotterhere
Thanks!!
oh dang. nice
DelightLlama
Your OCD, is appreciated this time, thank you.
No OCD here. Just a distaste for twitchy gifs that are almost loops.
itsPitter
please no..
realbrickwall
So nobody else spends 5 minutes looking it's been made into a clean loop.
CharmingPrism
ooooh it has been made into a perfect loop... *Spends 6 minutes watching the glorious loop.
fivescott5
it took me a minute to see that. i wish i would have read your comment first.
Muffyns
oh o.o
whereisdannymo
damnit, thank you
TheRuxinLooksLikeAMiddleAgedLesbians
Too late. Thanks anyway haha
nerdymcbookworm
It took me about 10 seconds, but still. You're doing God's work here, son.
FusterClunk
Thank you....
hwbob
I don't understand you people, that was obvious and required!?
ManAmIThirsty
Almost clean. ;) I see the break.
Well her hand stops just above the cat's head in the original. Editing can only do so much.
cmfler
Hngngnh
I tried to make this sound out loud and made me laugh out loud.
Kenblu24
Well it depends on the loop, it can take 10-30 minutes depending on scene complexity and obsession to detail. This'd take me hours.
Took longer for GIMP to load than it took me to delete the first 5 frames, thus making it a smooth loop.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
5 minutes looking, trying to figure out the difference, not fixing the loop.
MeanWinchester
I've seen her boobs... Aubrey's, not Tard's
TheGriffin
she had a good video too
guzzball
I've seen her pussy... Aubrey, not Tard.
MommysBaby
Pic's or GTFO.
nicoc3r
how O.o
RapedBacon
Link or it didn't happen.
monkeyseed
http://themobilebay.org/torrent/10988541/TheFappening+2014+FULL
SoaringMuse
OPPAAAA +1
GalacticPancakes
Why is this being downvoted?
daletvak
because SJWs
One billion thank yous!
scavar
Huh.
SteelIsTheAnswer
Indeed.
CryloRen
Wow the comment on there says something about CP being included, why would you link that?
Sorry, I just Google searched and listed the first one.
Don't be. You did what was asked.
TheUnnster
Wasn't that the underage one?
The CP was McKayla Maroney. One of the pics of her was taken when she was ~17.
F0Zwald
ahh
borsdy
The owners are really whoring out their cat aren't they?
Disembowleeh
I auto-downvote any tard post. I'm sorry guys, but the novelty appeal wore off about six seconds after the cat was introduced.
opad
Dude yesterday I saw a stuffed GUND Grumpy Cat at a childrens' boutique stores.
downrightamazed
As a friend of mine said; "here's hoping they get enough money to pay for her inevitable catastrophic vet bills."
SpreadYourToes
I know, kind of feel bad for tard
grimfandango
To be fair the cat seems relaxed and well cared for.
zackofspades
They've donated a TON of money to animal charity's on Tards behalf. Other cats are benefiting, this brings me joy.
wintermute93
Wait, is it all the same cat? I thought there was an entire breed of cats that just looked like that all the time.
magisch
Why is that bad though? The cat seems to not mind.
bashmuttons
and we love it.
pyrodice
Having lived in Morristown, AZ., they likely have nothing better to do. The town literally hasn't got a stoplight, and the PO is one room.
TamGarTrinKi
Apparently agents start calling people up as soon as something starts becoming 'viral' nowadays.
badnik96
How long until we get a doge movie?
DoctorWatchamacallit
yeah, you release Hantavirus in the water supply ONE TIME, and suddenly those FBI agents start looking for you
nycnewyork
Think of all the other cats on commercials, packaging, etc. This one just sticks out more because you know her.
RelartOfGivia
Yuuuup http://imgur.com/xyO2D4G
SkoomaSky
It's actually delicious. I bought 3 cases of it earlier this year.
briispirit
I saw a gumpy cat plushie at Meijer just two hours ago.
ecobuckeye
saw one at an 8-year-old's birthday Saturday; was disgusted.
jarrenthebaron
The cat always seems so chill about it, though. She's like "Meh, whatever, as long as I get food and pettings."
If I remember correctly, the owners have said that Tard actually has a very mellow and sweet disposition, and Pokey is the grouchy one.
Pokey is also adorable as hell. I hope they live a long luxurious life.
MrsZbornak
i also love Pokey and wish they showed more of him
I think they show him less because he's less cooperative haha. The owners have said he's grumpier.
He is! I love his citrine eyes and poofy fur. I share your hopes for them living good long lives.
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
There's a Lifetime Christmas movie of Tard with Aubrey as the voice. So yes, they're whoring her harder than a pageant kid.
How hard do pageant kids whore? Seriously in my experience, retarded pets tend to be more sociable and less prone to anxieties.
Well, the parents whore them out. Just like Tard's owners.
LoopStricken
So, where do I find these child whores again?
eldieg0
I think this shall be a new reaction gif for me.. .yesssirr http://imgur.com/mIln9sw
JonoMong
The loop in the second gif is weird.
DontClickThisISwearItsForYourOwnGood
SpikeSpiegeil
NO
JavertIsWatchingUs
"Ok! now fuck you!"
demiandub
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcedj45it61r9j3jr.jpg
Nirboy36
this needs more upvotes
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
She'd make a fantastic Cat Woman in the Batman Series
Hashbrown123
They already have one that looks exactly like Michelle Pfeiffer. Can't do better than that.
6enericUsername
I like how Imgur just adopts celebrities as like we're all friends. Like "Oh, that's Aubrey. She does stuff like this." It amuses me.
introducedspecies
aubrey plaza is so boring what is with you people
asdfkeyboardman
I'm not sure she's actually boring IRL, but every character she ever plays sure is. She supplies what people demand. One trick pony is born.
LexiClarke
This is a much more effective "break the Internet"
TheThingNoNotThatOne
I don't know - we're still referencing "break the internet" well after we should have stopped. Seems like a success to me.
umpbumpfizz
Can you imagine the panic if this began playing on every screen around the world before the internet colapssed under its own weight?
measterl
I would so like to know what goes on in her head
whafteycrank
I've seen her do something similar before... Except in a mirror.
InboxMeYourOods
well fucking done..
anthonypa
God I love her.
Jizzlers
Can't tell if Aubrey Plaza is hot or just been living in Portland too long.
jarrettbrown
Both
acunninglinguist
I do not understand the appeal of Aubrey Plaza. At all.
ncstarbuck
Found you! Thanks, me neither.
onecowboytoo
Well she isn't homely.
ShamrockFury
I have never gotten her appeal. She's attractive, sure, but her whole act just doesn't do it for me.
MittensPlease
My bf likes her and I can't understand why beyond appearance! I would go crazy hearing somebody be so negative with that monotone voice
LearnedCoward
She's Grumpy Cat in human form
ncstarbuck
Exactly! I couldn't stand being around someone like this for more than 5 minutes.
manbrodude
I think she's attractive
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I think I came a little on the last gif...
ortz
I don't think it works like that
ajmonkfish
I have seen another video of her stroking a pussy, equally entertaining.
keyblader1985
I came seven times watching these gifs.
smootherthanafreshjarofskippy
Aubrey being Aubrey http://imgur.com/yicdZSM
JesusofUsersub
That was sneaky OP. +1
KNIVESY
I don't care what anyone says. Tard looks SO happy in that second gif.
deftly
Saucey sauce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1yDKiWsnZQ
bufferkiller
I thought this was a joke video, but apparently it is an actual thing?! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3801438/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_5
deftly
Rad.
hesmysonshine
Awesome :D thanks
Bohzee
you mean...tardar sauce
deftly
Fuck.
azazyel
I wouldn't trust Hitler's daughter. http://imgur.com/chy8H0V
weaselbee
That was probably the most aroused I've ever been by chris pratt.
gko18
S05E08
SheWolf04
Don't you do it, Hitler. Don't you dare fall in love with me.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Don't tell me what to do.
azazyel
http://imgur.com/p9MSzeg
ajmonkfish
I have seen another video of her stroking a pussy, equally entertaining.
MisterM069
Ohhhhh? Tell me more...
randomweirdness
she. pauses. way. too. much. when. like. talking. and. like. doesn't. stop. saying. like. like. she's. like. a. female. captain. kirk. like
UnstoppableProductions
it's like your figured out her persona in 140 characters
bigdaddyfatpants
Wicked cool
IAmALeafOnTheWindWatchHowISoar
We have a new villian people!!
ReasonForVote
Did somebody call us?! http://www.scarepros.com/i//village-people.jpg
linkskywalker14
That actually sounds pretty great. I would watch the shit out of a movie where she unironically played an evil mastermind.
themintypigeon
with grumpy cat
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Ms. No.
Eowyneb
Mss. Hitler!
Flyndaran
There aren't many impactful villainesses in movies/TV/books.
Starwaster
WTF is a villian? Have you tried sounding that out? Doesn't sound right, does it? Try 'villain'.
Spearka
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
TheStripedBiologistTaunter
InboxMeYourOods
thought that 2nd gif said "Touch me" at first #fappening
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
SAUCE!!! I DEMAND SAUCE!!!!!
smashpro1
Tardar Sauce is in those gifs!
TheStripedBiologistTaunter
Ask and ye shall recieve. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jmeF5zENpMo
zeshoopuf
That was fabulous, thank you.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Two cans of chopped tomatoes, half an onion and 5 tbs of butter, simmered for about an hour and served hot over pasta.
Omgitsadonut
makin' me 'ungry 'ere
MrSirNobody
As an Italian, we usually just use tomatoes.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
yeah that is what the recipe was originally intended to be used with. But I'm a poor student who instead buys canned. It's not that bad.
huanthewolfhound
Mmmmm
nateraaade
This needs some Italian sausage!
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
A great idea. I thought about adding some parma ham or something. Forgot it this time.
jmartkdr
No peppers? At all? Heathen.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Made those on the side. Sliced and put into an ovenproof pan. Pour olive oil over, add salt/pepper/garlic and mix then bake until soft.
stealthmouse328
so you prepared your peppers separately in the oven? that's interesting
Dooood
Where's the garlic, oregano, and basil? Minimum. I would even add some thyme, and various other spices.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
All can be added if you want. It's just a basic recipe. I also add ginger.
Dooood
Intriguing take.
De5kPilot
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
Comment, for science and research of course.
BetYouCantHitMeWithaQuarter
Pro-choice, pro-clit
Tunzaphun
Haha sweet!
rehldeal6
Uhh... comment.
minimoo
I was sitting next to my grandma. . . .
SirScarface69
Yes
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
*cough*
ryunwould
Thaaaaaaank yooooou!
ChristIHateThisWebsite
Uh. Science.
mick1445
What an ass NSFW
TheEmperorsTrueChampion
Wow
Greekgeek1980
How is that not safe for work?
Bohzee
:)
Kinkybobo
Science!
dernertheberner
Dank meme yo
BeardyMcFace
Well then.
KleptoKea
NSFW you asshole
masterofchaos406
Get off Imgur while at work you asshole.
becausebugeye
Haha... Get off... Ha
ThisIsGoingToWasteAlotOfMyTime
what is it? im at work but i want to know
KleptoKea
A top down view of a girl getting herself off.
dustycbc
Wow
iraguerrilla
What a wonderful thing you've done for us. Bravo and my gratitude.
JordanMBraz
Sauce?
ashdelmar
The To Do List
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
Fixed the last one:
syrinissa
You're doing Satans work!
triflersNeedNot
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/damn_good_stuff_sir.gif
OutdoorHuman
God's work
theonlyconsistantthinginlifeisitsinconsistancy
FanTAStico!
BukkakeFan
Now she's not saying "poop meow" anymore.
LearnedCoward
"Poke me now"
IWannaSeeHowItEnds
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lovehertzzz
i dont see whats the difference
scaleforbanana
You the real mvp
Coinboy
There's a James Bond villainy vibe to it!
MyNameisNotOwl
You are a god among men!
rawrjar22
necessary and beautiful
barelyretarded
That is terrifying. Great work.
ThisIsNotTheGreatestNameInTheWorldThisIsJustATribute
Thankyou! Well done.
TotallyNotAnNSASpy
Dis guy. Dis guy right here. Dis guy did something good today.
SiirPounce
The fireplace should light up as soon as she says Meow!
Plumbus
I think exploiting a cat with birth defects is a horrible thing. Dragging this cat around the world? Cats like sleep. *puffin meme*
SuperKameDende
I meowed in my pants
getotterhere
Thanks!!
stealthmouse328
oh dang. nice
DelightLlama
Your OCD, is appreciated this time, thank you.
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
No OCD here. Just a distaste for twitchy gifs that are almost loops.
itsPitter
please no..
realbrickwall
So nobody else spends 5 minutes looking it's been made into a clean loop.
CharmingPrism
ooooh it has been made into a perfect loop... *Spends 6 minutes watching the glorious loop.
fivescott5
it took me a minute to see that. i wish i would have read your comment first.
Muffyns
oh o.o
whereisdannymo
damnit, thank you
TheRuxinLooksLikeAMiddleAgedLesbians
Too late. Thanks anyway haha
nerdymcbookworm
It took me about 10 seconds, but still. You're doing God's work here, son.
FusterClunk
Thank you....
hwbob
I don't understand you people, that was obvious and required!?
ManAmIThirsty
Almost clean. ;) I see the break.
realbrickwall
Well her hand stops just above the cat's head in the original. Editing can only do so much.
cmfler
Hngngnh
nateraaade
I tried to make this sound out loud and made me laugh out loud.
Kenblu24
Well it depends on the loop, it can take 10-30 minutes depending on scene complexity and obsession to detail. This'd take me hours.
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
Took longer for GIMP to load than it took me to delete the first 5 frames, thus making it a smooth loop.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
5 minutes looking, trying to figure out the difference, not fixing the loop.
MeanWinchester
I've seen her boobs... Aubrey's, not Tard's
TheGriffin
she had a good video too
guzzball
I've seen her pussy... Aubrey, not Tard.
MommysBaby
Pic's or GTFO.
nicoc3r
how O.o
RapedBacon
Link or it didn't happen.
monkeyseed
http://themobilebay.org/torrent/10988541/TheFappening+2014+FULL
SoaringMuse
OPPAAAA +1
GalacticPancakes
Why is this being downvoted?
daletvak
because SJWs
RapedBacon
One billion thank yous!
scavar
Huh.
SteelIsTheAnswer
Indeed.
CryloRen
Wow the comment on there says something about CP being included, why would you link that?
monkeyseed
Sorry, I just Google searched and listed the first one.
InboxMeYourOods
Don't be. You did what was asked.
TheUnnster
Wasn't that the underage one?
TheThingNoNotThatOne
The CP was McKayla Maroney. One of the pics of her was taken when she was ~17.
F0Zwald
ahh
borsdy
The owners are really whoring out their cat aren't they?
Disembowleeh
I auto-downvote any tard post. I'm sorry guys, but the novelty appeal wore off about six seconds after the cat was introduced.
opad
Dude yesterday I saw a stuffed GUND Grumpy Cat at a childrens' boutique stores.
downrightamazed
As a friend of mine said; "here's hoping they get enough money to pay for her inevitable catastrophic vet bills."
SpreadYourToes
I know, kind of feel bad for tard
grimfandango
To be fair the cat seems relaxed and well cared for.
zackofspades
They've donated a TON of money to animal charity's on Tards behalf. Other cats are benefiting, this brings me joy.
zackofspades
They've donated a TON of money to animal charity's on Tards behalf. Other cats are benefiting, this brings me joy.
wintermute93
Wait, is it all the same cat? I thought there was an entire breed of cats that just looked like that all the time.
magisch
Why is that bad though? The cat seems to not mind.
bashmuttons
and we love it.
pyrodice
Having lived in Morristown, AZ., they likely have nothing better to do. The town literally hasn't got a stoplight, and the PO is one room.
TamGarTrinKi
Apparently agents start calling people up as soon as something starts becoming 'viral' nowadays.
badnik96
How long until we get a doge movie?
DoctorWatchamacallit
yeah, you release Hantavirus in the water supply ONE TIME, and suddenly those FBI agents start looking for you
nycnewyork
Think of all the other cats on commercials, packaging, etc. This one just sticks out more because you know her.
RelartOfGivia
Yuuuup http://imgur.com/xyO2D4G
SkoomaSky
It's actually delicious. I bought 3 cases of it earlier this year.
briispirit
I saw a gumpy cat plushie at Meijer just two hours ago.
ecobuckeye
saw one at an 8-year-old's birthday Saturday; was disgusted.
jarrenthebaron
The cat always seems so chill about it, though. She's like "Meh, whatever, as long as I get food and pettings."
downrightamazed
If I remember correctly, the owners have said that Tard actually has a very mellow and sweet disposition, and Pokey is the grouchy one.
zackofspades
Pokey is also adorable as hell. I hope they live a long luxurious life.
MrsZbornak
i also love Pokey and wish they showed more of him
zackofspades
I think they show him less because he's less cooperative haha. The owners have said he's grumpier.
downrightamazed
He is! I love his citrine eyes and poofy fur. I share your hopes for them living good long lives.
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
There's a Lifetime Christmas movie of Tard with Aubrey as the voice. So yes, they're whoring her harder than a pageant kid.
Flyndaran
How hard do pageant kids whore? Seriously in my experience, retarded pets tend to be more sociable and less prone to anxieties.
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
Well, the parents whore them out. Just like Tard's owners.
LoopStricken
So, where do I find these child whores again?