Apr 30, 2022 12:41 AM
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AwwDamn321
I see Zelensky is doing just fine.
AgamemnonsMemes
Just gonna remind people about Dance Moms.
YaaDude
https://i.imgur.com/RxzWB8g
pooFIinger
pflyers8710
Jim Jeffries made this joke in his special years ago.
LastoftheLillyCreatures
#dogwhistle
TinyHandEnergy
Fuck K-Von royally. He is just a MAGA pandering misinformation spreader for internet points now
JazzyGaming2222
Umm either way is creepy AF...
FaithAlone
Pretty sure Trump did this to a 13 year old.
oozabooza
WorkSnakes
Oh no....
fastjeff
It's like watching the padme star wars'... sitting there and being all...
Spahrkee
Jim Jefferies did this bit years ago.
pauseplay
That was gross of that woman to say
bloxxing
gaetz - when you turn 12...
ovchew
Seems really close to Jim Jeffries joke about his son Hank and the gym daycare worker...
4vie
There's really only so much variations you can do on the same joke in this contex. no?
RiotousSinner
Tbf, Donald Trump made that comment on live TV and was still elected President.
PictureArchiver
Donald Trump has said things far worse, much much worse, than what tanked other politicians’ entire careers and still got elected.
At some crazy, fucked up level you have to actually admire him. Because he did -all that- and he gets away with it every time. Why wouldn't
he keep doing what he does? He’s gotten away with it all his life. He’ll never spend a day in prison even if he’s serially convicted of one
crime after another. Because by now he’s too old to go to prison. He’ll be ‘too sick to spend time in prison’, and it’s even going to be
true. Because his diet is shot, he’s mentally not all there and he’s 75 going on 76. He’ll never spend a day in jail.
Hiboredimdad
I'm always so torn when strangers do"nice things"for my kids too.Yeah the free candy is nice but it it violates stranger rule #1.Just dont
annonymouse211
Who's the comic? I'd like to see more of his stuff
ShopMerrily
Some friends and I got to see one of his shows in DC last year, it was a pretty good show!
ThatLurkerOverThere
K-Von. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_YyrMV7SuE
winsockport22
Shaodyn
Sexualizing kids goes deeper than most people think.
Dionysus187
Its so fucked up how often it happens while also being so willing to treat kids as property or people with no rights.
RoodKontjeAapje
Ouch. Poor kids
sailordude81
I’m a little offput when anyone says about my 8 yr old daughter, “Man you’re gonna have your hands full when she becomes a teenager…” Ew?
What about when someone says to the parents of a toddler that "he's going to be a real ladies' man someday"?
dingofdong
It's partly the "queer people are groomers" narrative falls so flat, like... wtf, have you seen what straight people do? :P
For the right, it's always the other side. Conservatism has to have an enemy to heroically struggle against.
afsdpckapjadfkasef
Bruh it's a big thing psychologically some people just are fucked in the head
spiceass9000
That’s what she sa… nah it doesn’t feel right nevermind
Sageypie
Yeah, I couldn't bring myself to make a joke there either.
Feardain
I've met someone who was a teacher. They quit. The first second their brain went down that hole, they got help, and quit. 6 years in.
That person claims that they never had such thoughts before or after, but had escaped abuse as a child...
We were both in a mental health clinic at the time. Wanting to die. They sought help, and are actually doing way better. And teaches adults.
DrPBizzle
When I worked in psych I had patient like that who came for help. I wish there was something we could do for these people!
I've been privileged to sit down and talk with some interesting people, the stories I've heard, life is so different for so many people.
Expressions of emotions, feelings that you, or I could never hope you understand, and should never want to.
freckledkink
I had 3 sons. It is disturbing how many women say stuff like this. Comments on sexy parts. Eyes, butt, voice, how they're going to be when
They get older, etc. It happened to one of my kids when they volunteered at a school function (before she transitioned). She was a 15yo boy
Then with a very deep voice (and cute as heck). I filed a complaint after she told me about it. Wtf is wrong with people telling a child
They're sexy? This woman knew (my then son) was very young. "Your voice is so sexy!" Could have been said so many different ways.
Cavalrysword
Spot on. Inequality in action.
notyoubizness
Yeah. Both are permissible.
eeps
Is it though? How often do little girls get told they're growing into "such a pretty thing". Girls get harassed for the women they'll become
tigerlilytoph
Nah. Random women don't follow, drug, mug, rape (etc.) random men at the same rate that random men do to random women. But you know that.
If it's creepy for one gender to do it is creepy for the other gender to do it. And imagine if it was same sex. Riots in the streets?
Mugendramon
Exactly. This should be top comment.
zerbert
It's not inequality. That's a creepy thing for the woman to have said it and likely an ad lib for the sake of the joke.
theovermynd
The woman might get uncomfortable looks. Dudes getting the cops called on him. Thats not equality.
Not a real circumstance. Something the comedian made up for his joke. Hard to say.
midnightrambling
Says a lot about everyone’s understanding of the different threat levels doesnt it?
QueenOfTheFey
tbf you're not wrong. While its gross and women groomers and abusers def exist when 90% are men it leads to different responses. +
+It's only a double standard when the situations are equal. Still, stop sexualizing any kid.
HorriblyPositive
I'm so torn. Do I make a Matt Gaetz joke or go with Prince Andrew? Or do I split the middle and go straight to Donald talking to Ivanka.
kalka44
Nincompoet
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT GO WITH PRINCE ANDREW. No matter what he offers.
DerelictTwitterCrash
You can also say "Wow slow down Drake/ R. Kelly, I'm not giving you his/her/their number".
Scout70
Not sure that's the inequality focus of this particular bit
SithShodan
How about a "female teacher rapes male student and doesn't have to register as sex offender" joke?
OaksParcel
They wouldn't wait until she's 18.
OkFineThisWillBeMyUsername
I think that's the point of the joke. He apologizes because they won't be able to before she turns 18.
IDidntWantToDoThis
If anything, 18 sounds a little old for them.
hiddenequality
That's the joke. He's saying they're too late.
SpacecouchCowboy
Gaetz and Andrew walk into a hotel room. Trump looks up from between Ivanka's legs and says 'sorry guys, she turns 18 in 2 minutes.'
justanNPC
DonTeis195
mambonumberfour
This is the pinnacle right here.
Navrodel
I tried to find a meme to appropriately show my feeling toward this, but this is the best I got:
theb1ackduck
That’s the response I was looking for!
DeanGulberri1
This is my go to:
wombat1959
I think it was creepy of the woman to say that.
Rips4w
Well, a lot of people dont. That's kinda the point.
CanadianEngineer
....you sure?
TheMortyestMorty
Older women would make me so uncomfortable saying shit like this growing up. It's real. They started getting handsy once I got older.
Botticelliii
Same. As a kid it made me uncomfortable when adult women called me their "lil boyfriend". Creepy no matter the gender.
Headfullofpetrol
Hey you got the joke!
Idontneedrealfacts
creepy, yes. Call the police moment, probably not for most people.
Heffe3737
Honestly, I sincerely doubt she meant that she wanted to fuck that kid when he got older. She probably just thought she was saying something
cute. The fact that you think it was creepy means you think she wanted to fuck that kid when he got older, despite not having been there. I
will add that that is a very male-centric way of looking at the entire interaction.
1st it's a joke. 2nd gross
Exactly. It’s a joke. None of it likely ever happened. The lady probably doesn’t exist. The nephew may not even exist. Who goes to a
TheMadOnion
It is but it's also still considered juuuuust acceptable enough where most people won't say anything.
SpiesOfAtlantis
True! Just the flip is creepier
Literally the point of the joke is that it's not lol
MarlenaWatches
As a woman, I'd be giving that woman a piece of my mind. Sexualizing little boys is just as fucked up as sexualizing little girls, lady.
Dalael
They're not actually sexualizing the kid. Its a dumb creepy way of giving parents a compliment, saying their kid is cute.
"I'm coming back for you when you're 18!" Said directly to a child. That is groomer-level nasty, and shouldn't be tolerated from ANYONE.
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truespartangaming
I've heard this shit before. Easily believed that he did as well.
MimiTheTerrible
Oh yeah and the folk in your surroundings don't talk about 5 yos having boyfriends and girlfriends?
Froggirl26
Most comedians get their material from real life events
W0lfsbl00d
Technically, all their material is from real life events. Just not always from their own personal experience.
Working retail I overheard customers saying all kinds of heinous shit. This is a believable story.
WeirdViking
I agree worked retail aswell stocking groceries and at register the things i heard made me take a smoke break sometimes
TaxiGhoul
Search for "differential parental investment"
..I don't see what biological/psychological studies about rearing offspring have to do with a total stranger saying weird shit to one's kid.
Rearing is only a portion of DPI
I looked it up. There's a bunch of stuff about the ways parents raise their young; nothing about creepy strangers saying sick shit to kids.
TuityFrooty
My dude friend told me how a drunk woman at a bar grabbed his crotch. He rolled his eyes. I felt so bad that he felt he couldn’t do anything
More about it. I was angry for him! Sorry to the dudes out there for those kinds of double standards ):
WeatherWiz
I also think sometimes, a guy wouldn’t mind. Which shows you how fucked up culture is.
onlyawfulnamesleft
Being a waiter, I dreaded the hen's nights.
SonOfChicken
The worst. I was bartending and I had my butt grabbed when I went to collect drinks. I still think about it 20 years on, not fondly either
That exact thing happened to me at 18, at a punk rock show. She then pointed her boyfriend, I assumed she wanted a three-way or was trying>
to get us to fight or something... I got tf away from her and went to my big group of friends, and looked out for both of them.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
That happens to women at bars all the time and there's nothing we can od about it either.
I’m a lady. Very familiar with that. I was taught that is bad. I don’t think my male friend realized it was okay to not be okay with it.
TheJokerXX
Okay? I can’t tell if you’re complaining, or bragging. You don’t need to one-up his story of abuse. ?♂️
More pointing out that it's not a double standard. It's just the standard.
LeSethX
I've had a few situations, tho minor, of women brushing against me on the bus and acting like how dare I touch them. One even sat partially
in my seat (obese woman) and kept looking at me, incredully, as I was scrunched up taking 2/3 of my seat.
To add to bus story, the rest of the bus was empty when she sat next to me, yet she pretended I was the one touching her.
I know it doesnt compare to the usual cases, but it does happen.
Grimmy32
It's a sad truth. It's somewhat creepy when you think about it, but knowing someone or something will be beautiful is an odd thing.
trikucian
I know my daughter is beautiful and will be even more so when she grows up and it terrifies me
imakeeper
You can know someone will be beautiful without implying a future sexual relationship with them. That's where it got super creepy.
Yes, I agree with that 100%.
loma45
"They're cute/heartbreaker/etc" seems fine. "I'm coming back at 18" is full yikes
How do you articulate that? Should you? When is appropriate to compliment someone or something of someone?
HisBabes
Nobody should be talking to strangers children full stop. If you are around a child you can compliment them but don’t sexualize it.
truthsmiles
It’s a sad state of affairs that adults aren’t allowed to interact with children. Statistically I am FAR more dangerous to my child than >
any stranger. We live in a culture of fear, and we’re afraid of all the wrong things.
The video is a comedian joking but it really happens. I know the statistic but anyone sexualizing a child is bizarre.
Re last point: The thing though, it isn't necessarily sexual though, that's the point. For example 1/2
Someone like Emma Watson from the First Harry Potter, you could pretty well identify how she would look later based on her appearance
That's not to say you want to have sex with them, rather that they could be considered to have "natural beauty"
The part when she says she'll come back when he's 18 (the age of sexual consent in US) is where the sexual relationship is heavily implied.
Oh completely I get that. That is weird as fuck. My question was more to a general observation of something or someone beautiful.
AwwDamn321
I see Zelensky is doing just fine.
AgamemnonsMemes
Just gonna remind people about Dance Moms.
YaaDude
https://i.imgur.com/RxzWB8g
pooFIinger
pflyers8710
Jim Jeffries made this joke in his special years ago.
LastoftheLillyCreatures
#dogwhistle
TinyHandEnergy
Fuck K-Von royally. He is just a MAGA pandering misinformation spreader for internet points now
JazzyGaming2222
Umm either way is creepy AF...
FaithAlone
Pretty sure Trump did this to a 13 year old.
oozabooza
WorkSnakes
Oh no....
fastjeff
It's like watching the padme star wars'... sitting there and being all...
Spahrkee
Jim Jefferies did this bit years ago.
pauseplay
That was gross of that woman to say
bloxxing
gaetz - when you turn 12...
ovchew
Seems really close to Jim Jeffries joke about his son Hank and the gym daycare worker...
4vie
There's really only so much variations you can do on the same joke in this contex. no?
RiotousSinner
Tbf, Donald Trump made that comment on live TV and was still elected President.
PictureArchiver
Donald Trump has said things far worse, much much worse, than what tanked other politicians’ entire careers and still got elected.
PictureArchiver
At some crazy, fucked up level you have to actually admire him. Because he did -all that- and he gets away with it every time. Why wouldn't
PictureArchiver
he keep doing what he does? He’s gotten away with it all his life. He’ll never spend a day in prison even if he’s serially convicted of one
PictureArchiver
crime after another. Because by now he’s too old to go to prison. He’ll be ‘too sick to spend time in prison’, and it’s even going to be
PictureArchiver
true. Because his diet is shot, he’s mentally not all there and he’s 75 going on 76. He’ll never spend a day in jail.
Hiboredimdad
I'm always so torn when strangers do"nice things"for my kids too.Yeah the free candy is nice but it it violates stranger rule #1.Just dont
annonymouse211
Who's the comic? I'd like to see more of his stuff
ShopMerrily
Some friends and I got to see one of his shows in DC last year, it was a pretty good show!
ThatLurkerOverThere
K-Von. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_YyrMV7SuE
winsockport22
Shaodyn
Sexualizing kids goes deeper than most people think.
Dionysus187
Its so fucked up how often it happens while also being so willing to treat kids as property or people with no rights.
RoodKontjeAapje
Ouch. Poor kids
sailordude81
I’m a little offput when anyone says about my 8 yr old daughter, “Man you’re gonna have your hands full when she becomes a teenager…” Ew?
Shaodyn
What about when someone says to the parents of a toddler that "he's going to be a real ladies' man someday"?
dingofdong
It's partly the "queer people are groomers" narrative falls so flat, like... wtf, have you seen what straight people do? :P
Shaodyn
For the right, it's always the other side. Conservatism has to have an enemy to heroically struggle against.
afsdpckapjadfkasef
Bruh it's a big thing psychologically some people just are fucked in the head
spiceass9000
That’s what she sa… nah it doesn’t feel right nevermind
Sageypie
Yeah, I couldn't bring myself to make a joke there either.
Feardain
I've met someone who was a teacher. They quit. The first second their brain went down that hole, they got help, and quit. 6 years in.
Feardain
That person claims that they never had such thoughts before or after, but had escaped abuse as a child...
Feardain
We were both in a mental health clinic at the time. Wanting to die. They sought help, and are actually doing way better. And teaches adults.
DrPBizzle
When I worked in psych I had patient like that who came for help. I wish there was something we could do for these people!
Feardain
I've been privileged to sit down and talk with some interesting people, the stories I've heard, life is so different for so many people.
Feardain
Expressions of emotions, feelings that you, or I could never hope you understand, and should never want to.
freckledkink
I had 3 sons. It is disturbing how many women say stuff like this. Comments on sexy parts. Eyes, butt, voice, how they're going to be when
freckledkink
They get older, etc. It happened to one of my kids when they volunteered at a school function (before she transitioned). She was a 15yo boy
freckledkink
Then with a very deep voice (and cute as heck). I filed a complaint after she told me about it. Wtf is wrong with people telling a child
freckledkink
They're sexy? This woman knew (my then son) was very young. "Your voice is so sexy!" Could have been said so many different ways.
Cavalrysword
Spot on. Inequality in action.
notyoubizness
Yeah. Both are permissible.
eeps
Is it though? How often do little girls get told they're growing into "such a pretty thing". Girls get harassed for the women they'll become
tigerlilytoph
Nah. Random women don't follow, drug, mug, rape (etc.) random men at the same rate that random men do to random women. But you know that.
Cavalrysword
If it's creepy for one gender to do it is creepy for the other gender to do it. And imagine if it was same sex. Riots in the streets?
Mugendramon
Exactly. This should be top comment.
zerbert
It's not inequality. That's a creepy thing for the woman to have said it and likely an ad lib for the sake of the joke.
theovermynd
The woman might get uncomfortable looks. Dudes getting the cops called on him. Thats not equality.
zerbert
Not a real circumstance. Something the comedian made up for his joke. Hard to say.
midnightrambling
Says a lot about everyone’s understanding of the different threat levels doesnt it?
QueenOfTheFey
tbf you're not wrong. While its gross and women groomers and abusers def exist when 90% are men it leads to different responses. +
QueenOfTheFey
+It's only a double standard when the situations are equal. Still, stop sexualizing any kid.
HorriblyPositive
I'm so torn. Do I make a Matt Gaetz joke or go with Prince Andrew? Or do I split the middle and go straight to Donald talking to Ivanka.
kalka44
.
Nincompoet
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT GO WITH PRINCE ANDREW. No matter what he offers.
DerelictTwitterCrash
You can also say "Wow slow down Drake/ R. Kelly, I'm not giving you his/her/their number".
Scout70
Not sure that's the inequality focus of this particular bit
SithShodan
How about a "female teacher rapes male student and doesn't have to register as sex offender" joke?
OaksParcel
They wouldn't wait until she's 18.
OkFineThisWillBeMyUsername
I think that's the point of the joke. He apologizes because they won't be able to before she turns 18.
IDidntWantToDoThis
If anything, 18 sounds a little old for them.
hiddenequality
That's the joke. He's saying they're too late.
SpacecouchCowboy
Gaetz and Andrew walk into a hotel room. Trump looks up from between Ivanka's legs and says 'sorry guys, she turns 18 in 2 minutes.'
justanNPC
.
HorriblyPositive
DonTeis195
mambonumberfour
This is the pinnacle right here.
Navrodel
I tried to find a meme to appropriately show my feeling toward this, but this is the best I got:
theb1ackduck
That’s the response I was looking for!
SpacecouchCowboy
DeanGulberri1
This is my go to:
SpacecouchCowboy
wombat1959
I think it was creepy of the woman to say that.
Rips4w
Well, a lot of people dont. That's kinda the point.
CanadianEngineer
....you sure?
TheMortyestMorty
Older women would make me so uncomfortable saying shit like this growing up. It's real. They started getting handsy once I got older.
Botticelliii
Same. As a kid it made me uncomfortable when adult women called me their "lil boyfriend". Creepy no matter the gender.
Headfullofpetrol
Hey you got the joke!
Idontneedrealfacts
creepy, yes. Call the police moment, probably not for most people.
Heffe3737
Honestly, I sincerely doubt she meant that she wanted to fuck that kid when he got older. She probably just thought she was saying something
Heffe3737
cute. The fact that you think it was creepy means you think she wanted to fuck that kid when he got older, despite not having been there. I
Heffe3737
will add that that is a very male-centric way of looking at the entire interaction.
Headfullofpetrol
1st it's a joke. 2nd gross
Heffe3737
Exactly. It’s a joke. None of it likely ever happened. The lady probably doesn’t exist. The nephew may not even exist. Who goes to a
TheMadOnion
It is but it's also still considered juuuuust acceptable enough where most people won't say anything.
SpiesOfAtlantis
True! Just the flip is creepier
Headfullofpetrol
Literally the point of the joke is that it's not lol
MarlenaWatches
As a woman, I'd be giving that woman a piece of my mind. Sexualizing little boys is just as fucked up as sexualizing little girls, lady.
Dalael
They're not actually sexualizing the kid. Its a dumb creepy way of giving parents a compliment, saying their kid is cute.
MarlenaWatches
"I'm coming back for you when you're 18!" Said directly to a child. That is groomer-level nasty, and shouldn't be tolerated from ANYONE.
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truespartangaming
I've heard this shit before. Easily believed that he did as well.
MimiTheTerrible
Oh yeah and the folk in your surroundings don't talk about 5 yos having boyfriends and girlfriends?
Froggirl26
Most comedians get their material from real life events
W0lfsbl00d
Technically, all their material is from real life events. Just not always from their own personal experience.
MarlenaWatches
Working retail I overheard customers saying all kinds of heinous shit. This is a believable story.
WeirdViking
I agree worked retail aswell stocking groceries and at register the things i heard made me take a smoke break sometimes
TaxiGhoul
Search for "differential parental investment"
MarlenaWatches
..I don't see what biological/psychological studies about rearing offspring have to do with a total stranger saying weird shit to one's kid.
TaxiGhoul
Rearing is only a portion of DPI
MarlenaWatches
I looked it up. There's a bunch of stuff about the ways parents raise their young; nothing about creepy strangers saying sick shit to kids.
TuityFrooty
My dude friend told me how a drunk woman at a bar grabbed his crotch. He rolled his eyes. I felt so bad that he felt he couldn’t do anything
TuityFrooty
More about it. I was angry for him! Sorry to the dudes out there for those kinds of double standards ):
WeatherWiz
I also think sometimes, a guy wouldn’t mind. Which shows you how fucked up culture is.
onlyawfulnamesleft
Being a waiter, I dreaded the hen's nights.
SonOfChicken
The worst. I was bartending and I had my butt grabbed when I went to collect drinks. I still think about it 20 years on, not fondly either
W0lfsbl00d
That exact thing happened to me at 18, at a punk rock show. She then pointed her boyfriend, I assumed she wanted a three-way or was trying>
W0lfsbl00d
to get us to fight or something... I got tf away from her and went to my big group of friends, and looked out for both of them.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
That happens to women at bars all the time and there's nothing we can od about it either.
TuityFrooty
I’m a lady. Very familiar with that. I was taught that is bad. I don’t think my male friend realized it was okay to not be okay with it.
TheJokerXX
Okay? I can’t tell if you’re complaining, or bragging. You don’t need to one-up his story of abuse. ?♂️
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
More pointing out that it's not a double standard. It's just the standard.
LeSethX
I've had a few situations, tho minor, of women brushing against me on the bus and acting like how dare I touch them. One even sat partially
LeSethX
in my seat (obese woman) and kept looking at me, incredully, as I was scrunched up taking 2/3 of my seat.
LeSethX
To add to bus story, the rest of the bus was empty when she sat next to me, yet she pretended I was the one touching her.
LeSethX
I know it doesnt compare to the usual cases, but it does happen.
Grimmy32
It's a sad truth. It's somewhat creepy when you think about it, but knowing someone or something will be beautiful is an odd thing.
trikucian
I know my daughter is beautiful and will be even more so when she grows up and it terrifies me
imakeeper
You can know someone will be beautiful without implying a future sexual relationship with them. That's where it got super creepy.
Grimmy32
Yes, I agree with that 100%.
loma45
"They're cute/heartbreaker/etc" seems fine. "I'm coming back at 18" is full yikes
Grimmy32
How do you articulate that? Should you? When is appropriate to compliment someone or something of someone?
HisBabes
Nobody should be talking to strangers children full stop. If you are around a child you can compliment them but don’t sexualize it.
truthsmiles
It’s a sad state of affairs that adults aren’t allowed to interact with children. Statistically I am FAR more dangerous to my child than >
truthsmiles
any stranger. We live in a culture of fear, and we’re afraid of all the wrong things.
HisBabes
The video is a comedian joking but it really happens. I know the statistic but anyone sexualizing a child is bizarre.
Grimmy32
Re last point: The thing though, it isn't necessarily sexual though, that's the point. For example 1/2
Grimmy32
Someone like Emma Watson from the First Harry Potter, you could pretty well identify how she would look later based on her appearance
Grimmy32
That's not to say you want to have sex with them, rather that they could be considered to have "natural beauty"
imakeeper
The part when she says she'll come back when he's 18 (the age of sexual consent in US) is where the sexual relationship is heavily implied.
Grimmy32
Oh completely I get that. That is weird as fuck. My question was more to a general observation of something or someone beautiful.